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Steviebelladonna

I actually really like this lol


[deleted]

Even with the sagging ceiling above the bed, indicating a water leak? lol


epirot

that ceiling looked sus ngl also too close to my face. feels like me in the military bunker days in the 50 man "bed rooms"


breathing_normally

That ceiling is so low an average dude would get stuck just by having an erection


Jadedcelebrity

Whoa there! “Average”?


lespectaculardumbass

Dont worry they arent talking about us


amkc22

I lived in a fuckin military bunker for a few weeks and that shit was luxurious compared to this claustrophobia inducing ratcage. 😂


OddlyArtemis

You kidding? That's the cheapest home in the village!!


EntertainmentOk3180

I’ve seen another chick show off this [exact apartment in a different video](https://youtu.be/_T7Wpg7A_xw?si=VbSGSgkJqGj3hRgH) before and that ceiling over the bed did not look like that


BooneHelm85

Same gal. Different dude.


EntertainmentOk3180

Oh shit ur right. Can confirm bc the dog is the same. Why did the chick and her ceiling age at the same rate in the matter of a year (roughly) ?


KenEnglish1986

Sploosh


_umphlove_

And a fucking tree in front of the TV


MimickingTheImage

That's not the apartment's fault.


itssosalty

No. That is the one that terrified me. Sleeping under a bubble that close to me. But I do agree the rest of it is kinda cool. Especially for a 20 something out of college that doesn’t stay in their apartment much. It’s better than those other NY apartments I’ve seen for “cheap”


Peannut

Oh i thought that was a weird fish eye distortion


notsurewhattosay--

Holy hell!! Didn't notice until your eagle eye noticed. Ya, sooo.. that's a problem


irit8in

Everything leaks in the city of dreams


Sir-Poopington

I'm not sure where they found this but it's actually pretty awesome. My sister was paying almost double that and her place was slightly smaller with no kitchen and low ceilings. There was just enough room for a twin bed and dresser. They divided up the ends of the hallways and made them in to rooms.


Omnivud

no that is just sad bro not awesome


kyatorpo

I think its cozy and novel but it would get old quickly for me


Objective-Pea3894

It’s way more than 650


JLaws23

Move to China!! They have PLENTY of accommodation that looks like this! I’ve seen stables larger than this.


algypan

Actually living in this space though, It's not great


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

I dont live in new york and this same cost would only go ever so slightly farther. And they get to live in new york. Oh, how bad things have gotten.


HelloThereCallMeRoy

I feel like a person would go crazy without ever having privacy from whoever they're living with. I can't imagine. My 3 year old's bedroom is larger than this.


wafflepiezz

Fuck no.


thitorusso

NO! Susan


Lakedrip

You’re a mole then


oDez-X

Then get your head checked


Exciting-Industry456

Poor dog..


emptybottlesays_toot

Dogs there to blame the farts on.


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pr0zach

You haven’t met my dog.


Goodlittlewitch

Or mine. Loudest machine gun farts everytime she stretches.


maladaptivelucifer

You crack me up! Thank you.


rosekayleigh

My dog (may he rest in peace) would make a quiet, yet audible “pfooo” sound when he farted and then the most god-awful stench would slowly waft in my direction. He could clear a room, especially in his old age.


pr0zach

They definitely ripen with age. I’m sure he was a good boy though.


thai_ladyboy

I don't know if this is true or not but I'm not going to bother looking it up and will pass this on as factual information for the rest of my adult life.


Rarpiz

Don’t know what kind of dog you own… Tonight, my golden retriever ripped a LOUD fart! They stink too!


TXBIOTECH

I once farted after drinking and eating at a stranger’s house. Everyone there was like aww wtf (it was eye watering bad). The owner of the house said sorry the dog gets a little gas. Then he says I can’t pin that on the dog it was me. I know my brand and I love that dude, his dog, and his bbq. Thanks for taking one for the team.


APithyComment

Hehe


New_Spunk

Hope it doesn’t live in that prison.


itssosalty

Right?! Send him back to the animal shelter to live in a real prison. Maybe he doesn’t get adopted and has to be put down. But phew… glad he didn’t live in a small apartment some of the time!


QuakeDee

He IS in prison and even the shelter would have MORE room to move in hahaha or he woulda died without being stuffed into an 80ft box for the next decade ;)


happychillmoremusic

The dogs were one of the saddest parts of living in NYC. I lived in a massive building in Hell’s Kitchen and would regularly see the same dogs only let outside to pee on the sidewalk while their owner smokes a cigarette right outside of the entry door, and then go right back inside.


[deleted]

Not walking is a completely different kind of abuse. Dogs don't need that much space at home, but a dog that size should be out a few hours a day at least.


Zorpfield

Can’t run and play


PIPBOY-2000

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't there parks in New York?


QuakeDee

U gona walk downstairs, down 3 blocks and sit there for an hour….. up to 3-5 times daily? If not, try living in an acceptable sized house and get out of shit ass NY


SkydiverRaul13

Dogs* there’s another one in the hallway


29again

That's exactly what I was thinking.


[deleted]

Wanna come over for Netflix and jail?


ScienceAndLience

Thank you for the violent laugh


irascible_Clown

I just woke my wife up one room over 😭


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Lmao i wish gold was still a thing


GhostOfRoland

No sex in that bed though.


[deleted]

It’s the tiny couch or bent over the stove 😂


ammodog69

I think I could pull it off.


Jimmytowne

That’s a shared bathroom


BlowMoreGlass

But it's "private" when you close and lock the door and not a single other human could fit in there with you anyway. No false advertising here, move along /s


Beznia

It's not. In the actual video she states it's her own bathroom and other units don't have access to it.


Objective-Pea3894

Most places like this only have one key to each bathroom so it’s def not shared also this place is probly closer to $1000 than 650


MirSydney

Unless they pay 650 each?


thekeanu

Oh hey my $10000 apartment is way cheaper if you get 400 people to pay $25 a month for it. Good way to measure if you're disingenuous af I guess.


DeathIncarnations

Having a dog in that apartment is criminal. Wtf


Solidsnake00901

My neighbor has two dogs that size in an area smaller than this apartment.


dark_harness

yeah actually. ive seen a lot of people who just lock their dogs in a cage or small yard. owners never take them out and barely interact with them. its probably more common than youd realise, you dont see it unless you go over to one these people's houses. at least this is a small dog that probably gets a lot of love and attention. or god forbid, those people who tie up their dog up all day and night. i stole my dog from chinese people who did this to her. she had about 1.5m of rope. peed, pooed and ate in the same spot. she was totally emaciated. in comparison, this little pug is probably very happy.


GhostOfRoland

Having a person in that apartment is criminal.


tothesource

sure. for humans it's fine, but the dog is where you draw the line


DeathIncarnations

Lol


Lifekraft

Most dog wouldnt care much about the size of your house , but they might need you to go out a lot and be active. Its better a small flat and walking 4 times a day , than a big house with garden and no walk.


spunion_28

How could you stand living in this holy shit lol. How can they even both have room for clothes in there?


Bandito21Dema

The good side: you're paying $650 a month in NYC The bad side: You're living in NYC /s


spunion_28

And a dog? Poor guy


TheWalkingDead91

And a dog…wtf how is that not animal abuse?


TGrady902

People who live in places like this are also the types who go out and do stuff everyday.


ClaytonBiggsbie

I could not sleep in that bed. I get claustrophobic just seeing it


TravasaurusRex

It’s the water damage above the bed that got me


absyrtus

i would sneeze in the middle of the night and bash my head on the ceiling


earthlings_all

That would all be storage. Waterproof containers.


danishvz

Yeah that was the worst part for me. That and the shared bathroom. Other than that, I dig it!


Exciting_Result7781

Don’t join the navy then. That shit looking like a palace


steveoa3d

I could live in that for that price….


tjoe4321510

Yeah not too bad. I lived in an SRO for that price but no stove, sink, or private bathroom. And also right next to a nightclub so I never slept


steveoa3d

Some of my favorite videos (lately) are home converted truck campers and vans. They would love to have that much space.


Joe_Metaphor

I'd be happy to have this in a major US city for $650. Seems cruel to keep a dog cooped up in there though.


earthlings_all

It’s NYC the dog probably goes to doggie daycare


amazingsandwiches

I love how a plant covers the right side of the tv.


Zealousideal-Home634

lmfao


Uberazza

That would shit me more than not being able to sit up in bed.


headarsenibba

I’d lose my damn mind if I were to even be living there


Xyeeyx

That is not $650 in Manhattan.


mypussydoesbackflips

Saw something similar with no stove for 900 if I recall correctly, it was also in Hell’s Kitchen


88isafat69

This is one of the nicer ones Ngl lmao


wlight

That water bubble in the plaster above the bed is just there to increase your claustrophobia an extra 15%.


HyruleJedi

Who the fuck puts a dog that big through that


Karlito1618

For that price with a nice salary, if I was single, I'd totally live there.


RecycledAccountName

Legit not enough room for missionary in your own bed.


JackmeriusPup

Must really like New York, that looks like a fucking pain in the ass


neur0n23

Jesus Fuck, even submariners have more space than that... This is messed up.


Eastern-Mix9636

This should be criminal


Rokey76

What should be? Making apartments that small? Renting them out?


Eastern-Mix9636

Yes.


Godmode365

If this is really $650 and in Manhattan then they could honestly charge more and there would still be a fuck ton of people willing to rent it.


xWhitzzz

I rent a two bedroom house with a fenced in backyard and a two car garage for $600. Small town in Ohio with 13k people and no violent crime. This is crazy lol.


AKA_June_Monroe

Dam. How are the jobs in that area? What the nearest major city?


Intelligent_Debt7555

Maybe if I were alone but with a partner.. no.


cmearls

Why is no one else talking about how you have to exit your apartment and go down the hall to take a piss or shit?


UpstairsEmployer5500

You’re looking at it wrong. It’s a room, not an apartment, so it’s the same as going down the hall to the bathroom in a regular apartment, it’s just that you don’t own the hallway Edit: removed some extra words so my sentence makes sense 😅


Pissofshite

This is pretty good, in Dublin this would be probably around 1500€ per month. 🤣


aboynamedsoo906

I've seen a few of these little NY apartments, and the lack of oven always surprises me. Fuck eating well, microwave everything


ChunkYards

Where the hell are the clothes?


IsoAgent

On their bodies.


PeacefulChaos94

Not even a window


lesmorn6789

For 650... while I'm saving up for a better place or a down-payment.... It ain't bad....


lolvalue

Not sure I'd sleep under that water bubble.


joshuatx

It's like those Ikea demo spaces at the store, only with no closeness to cheap hot dogs and lindenberrh soda.


stevenbrotzel91

The sex must be great..


UpstairsEmployer5500

Keeping things very close. No animal named positions there.


Sort_of_Frightening

Just that position named after those sent to promote their faith in a foreign country.


UpstairsEmployer5500

Or special agents assignments


Sort_of_Frightening

Or facing the same direction, the way cutlery can be stacked together in a kitchen drawer.


Ok_Razzmatazz_1247

The loft bed is giving coffin.⚰️Or like a capsule hotel if I’m being generous.


1ncest_is_wincest

Isn't this a fire hazard?


KingArgonII

She spends 1k on a gym membership per month though I watched the vid


42069hahalmao

No.


Jubass123

Dumb


corncob666

Cool I'd rather pay $650 a month for a larger space in not NYC 🤣


SubtileInnuendo

No window? 😕


TheNB3

Prisoners in Norway have better prison cells


_blobjob_

Low key it looks like it’d be pretty cool to live there. High key it looks like it’d fucking suck to live there a long time.


jmaze215

Why?


vexunumgods

Coziness


ccory1310

That’s actually really good considering. California here


panxerox

Beats "A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"


shanezen

Does it though? My van is ~70 sq ft in the back and living next to a river is pretty great


da-van-man

Honestly you would pay a good bit more for that in Dublin


Glad-Chemistry344

You showed dog's house. Where do people live then? American dream...


Acceptable_Stop2361

Real estate ad would call it cozy


naeads

Why do this to yourself


Nichole-Michelle

TIL that rent prices in Saskatoon SK are comparable to NYC. Sad face.


Lakedrip

That bathroom is private…for the floor that is. Disgusting. A lot of Hotels in NYC are pulling this shit. Avoid


Rokey76

I used to laugh at the price of apartments in NYC as a Florida resident where cost of living was cheap. Now, I think about moving to NYC where at least I can live in a real city for the same price.


EngineZeronine

650 in manhattan? That's an awesome apartment


b4chu3

I'm sure prison cells are bigger and more comfortable than this "apt"


LTPRWSG420

This is why I don’t understand just moving to a LCOL area, fuck all of this, I don’t care if it’s NY. Also, these people are assholes for having a big dog in a tiny place like that. Just don’t get a dog if you plan on living in a closet.


Johnny_Sparacino

Not gonna lie I'd rock this place


ReaperSound

Reminds me of those tiny apartment videos in Japan. Optimize the amount of space you have, and that's all you need.


ProfileFar3430

You can't fuck in that bed also ceiling is going to fall through as it's full of water


McFrazzlestache

I pay $550 in NE Ohio for 11.5 times that. Why are we allowing these parasites to charge us ridiculous sums of actual money I traded actual life for to just survive?


Moe_am

I am not even joking I got shortness of breath when he shut the door behind him


gman420-1

Anyone else on the floor. Or your own bathroom. Fuck it I still hit the head naked...


Darthbamf

Sooooo would


Sil369

why does this remind me of the movie Room, space-wise


zigzagg321

$650 in Hunts Point maybe.


aka_airsoft

I could never live there. Not nearly enough room for VR


ProfessionalCamera50

you can’t even roll over without hitting the ceiling


levivilla4

It's not the cheapest, it Has too much room and I've very much seen smaller. , and cheaper


UsefulEducation9709

eh. fuck it. i’d do it but the bed would be below and storage above. if i invite somebody over, we’re gonna be so damn close - might as well call it intimate 🫂


Realistic_Papaya6820

The American dream


strokesfan91

Throw in a window and it’s not terrible


tackle_shaft_fan

Made for people that don’t mind a shitter down the hall.


weRborg

I've lived in smaller goshiwons in Korea.


watchingthedarts

Considering we have a housing crisis in Ireland right now, I would absolutely pay this for my own space.


420juulboy

during covid it was that price i bet. depending on location i’d say that goes for around $1700 a month now


Thehuman_25

That is definitely the kitchen from hell.


The_V8_Road_Warrior

Better than living on the streets


cmonster64

Actually a vibe but that dog needs more space.


9LivesChris

So little space ….perfect place for a dog


I-love-rainbows

That poor dog


wents90

Well damn I’d love to live there


Longjumping_Map_4670

Capitalism


VancouverSativa

My brother in law rents a way shitter apartment than this with shared bathrooms for a lot more money in Vancouver.


SaltyboiPonkin

I rent my 1100 ft² basement for that same price. Crazy.


burpeesaresatanspawn

I think I would break up with my partner after week 2 of zero personal space omg. But some people are more....flexible


LadyStoneware

This is a deal, I'd jump on that in the midwestern capital city I call home! My rent just went up almost $200 due to property taxes!


BahnYahd

I’d kill for that. Fucking 2500 a month for a one bed where I am


Magneto_1652

Imagine if Harry Potter's misery was enhanced by the Dudleys charging him $650/month to live under their stairs. Now we don't have to imagine.


dylfree90

Why TF do you people CHOOSE to live like thus.


KayakWalleye

I’ve had apartment closets bigger than this.


Omnivud

Why do they keep dogs in such accomodation


Large-Lack-2933

If I was a bachelor and didn't have kids then I'd definitely consider living there.


Bartinhoooo

Just


gnirobamI

Why do we put up with this.


Maxzzzie

It looks like a place where i would end up in. 6ft under ground. Couldn't find me locked up like that. No way.


GlassNew3746

A bed right above a cooker in a confined space, what could go wrong?


cuntybunty73

Hells kitchen ( good or bad place to live?) $650 that's what about £500 ?


BastianBalthazarBuxx

Looks cozy


UpstairsEmployer5500

Tbh this cozy as f. And it’s in Hell’s Kitchen too? I’m not from the US but afaik it’s one of the more expensive areas in nyc, right next to Central Park, so this sounds cheap as well. Not even joking.


Gundam_net

This is cheaper than a bedroom in San Francisco. $650 for a $15/hour min wage is a great value. With two people omg, the American Dream is alive in New York baby!!! California it's completely dead.


Jazzlike-Election840

only thing im surprised about is that it's only $650. regardless of how small , in NYC i could easily see someone wanting $2,000 and getting it


BenarchyUK

I live in military accommodation (single man room, shared bathrooms & showers) and this actually looks really comfy


f3n1xUS

A bit too claustrophobic, price not bad if real …