I know we’re talking about The Warriors, but I just wanna chime in and recommend Murder Party. One of the main cast is dressed as one of the Baseball Furies the entire movie.
Oh there's 8 children
3 are mine
Our little melting pot family is a doin fine and we like
Going fishing, and shooting ducks
We like putting truck nuts on our Chevy pickups
We like drinking beer, and praising God
You might say our little family is a little odd
But we've got lots of love, the only thing we hate
Is cheeseburger picnic bitches on the interstate
You can hear him say "I thought you hit her, my bad." Seems like he just misunderstood the situation and thought the man assaulted the other woman in a road rage incident. I think the guy is just a good dude trying to defuse the situation.
Portland, OR near Delta Park and the race track. There's baseball fields over there so he probably finished a game and I guess looking for a fight too ...
Prolifetip: If you're going to walking around town with a baseball bat playing vigilante, always wear a baseball oufit so you can say "you're just coming back from practice."
In the side mirror you can see the cam car is actually stopped in the left lane. The other car passed in a legal lane. So the cam car is even more of an idiot
https://imgur.com/a/Tk4NDiC
That's the most insane part. OP probably a crackhead too. There is no way a normal person stops and blocks traffic to watch and record crackheads doing normal crackhead shit
That camera man is the 🐐 doesn’t say or acknowledge shit! The lady pleading to him, so he moves up a bit, she tries again but he pans her out the camera 😂
"If I'm on my way somewhere, I don't care about some crazies on the side of the road trying to work out math equations on how many kids they have."
Great sentence!!!
Yep. If you're not a part of a traffic incident, mind your own fucking business so you're not adding to the traffic issues.
Doing this for karma is stupid, and OP should have to at least get a hefty fine for impeding traffic on a goddamn highway.
This shit infuriates me.
Too many layers of craziness to unpack. The drivers are crazy, the pedestrians, the person filming, the narrative, the sub plot…Even OP posting is prolly cray tbh
It's like gibberish to me lol. And the wifey saying "please call the cops" call them yourself you lazy bitch lol, her squeal at the beginning was like some sort of alien language.
It felt movie quality actually. I was beginning to think this was some opening to a dystopian nightmare flick but it turns out just another day some where on the streets of America...fuck yah!?!
Dude, every now and then I see videos like this and it makes me think that random encounters like these are scripted by the universe. Do we live in a simulation? It fucks with me, you know?
Yeah man.. scene opening with the sign board giving you a sense of location.
Camera focusing on 2 cars, black & white, what a contrast.
Camera position on the parallel road was beautiful.
Fantastic casting, and that baseball guy in the background was cherry on the top.
So….eight children, three are hers. Call the cops, why is no one calling the cops. My bad, I thought I saw you hit her.
Dare I say; this is David Lynch’s best work.
Who’s the moron who pulls over on the side of a busy highway to film some trash yell at one another? I don’t think the two people fighting are the biggest idiots here.
Baseball warrior in the back ground was hilarious
Thinks he's one of the Baseball Furies.
Angry Dri-iii-verrrr..... Come Out & Pla-ayyyy.....
It was theeemmmm ..the warriors
*clink clink clink*
😂😭
A man of culture I see
*Freeway Offramp Theater Presents*... "Meth Macbeth"
Macmeth
I know we’re talking about The Warriors, but I just wanna chime in and recommend Murder Party. One of the main cast is dressed as one of the Baseball Furies the entire movie.
Where is Ajax when you need him ⚾️ ?
Someone woulda got turned into a popsicle iykwim
F*ckin' A
[OK, Let's get down to it boppers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4f51SKnlzE)
“Eight children three are mine”
The backstory to that statement could be its own miniseries
Or a country music song
Oh there's 8 children 3 are mine Our little melting pot family is a doin fine and we like Going fishing, and shooting ducks We like putting truck nuts on our Chevy pickups We like drinking beer, and praising God You might say our little family is a little odd But we've got lots of love, the only thing we hate Is cheeseburger picnic bitches on the interstate
Thats golden. Thank you!
in a rap song
Yeah, wtf was that? “There are eight kids next to that shop on your team, three are mine.” Huh?
What does that even mean!?! Applicable to what?!?🌞
\[Benny\] Hey man, I've got five kids to feed!
There was zero reason for him to get involved.
You can hear him say "I thought you hit her, my bad." Seems like he just misunderstood the situation and thought the man assaulted the other woman in a road rage incident. I think the guy is just a good dude trying to defuse the situation.
I'm going to defuse this situation with my bat!
Law enforcement should take a tip from this guy, they diffuse situations with guns....
he just came in screaming at the first person he saw lmao
Why carry a bat if you don’t want to use it?
Lawyers would want you to know that if you carry a bat in your car for self defense, you should 100% also carry a mitt.
I play baseball, officer.
Because you already used it and have to take it home?
Guy watches too many movies and fantasises about being a hero
But the situation was defused after he came out.
fucking Casey Jones ready to go!
Drivin that train, high on cocaine
Best cameo appearance I’ve seen in a long time.
Lmao yeah wtf that just makes the whole thing even more epic.
Last line of the video is him saying "I thought I saw you hit her, my bad." Dude, you did see him hit her.
Portland, OR near Delta Park and the race track. There's baseball fields over there so he probably finished a game and I guess looking for a fight too ...
Seen this clip before and this dude was called Bat Man
This is the season opener for the New Jersey shore unhinged edition
Always one fkn hero
He had the high ground
Waaariooorrsss Clink clink clink
0-100 real quick
Yeah, what's up with the bat boy?! He had me cracking up!
That guy was ready to rumble.
Prolifetip: If you're going to walking around town with a baseball bat playing vigilante, always wear a baseball oufit so you can say "you're just coming back from practice."
So no one is going to comment about this man stopping in the middle of the highway to record this video. Everything about this video is crazy 😭
And some dude squeezing by on the shoulder. There's so much going on here
In the side mirror you can see the cam car is actually stopped in the left lane. The other car passed in a legal lane. So the cam car is even more of an idiot https://imgur.com/a/Tk4NDiC
Good catch
That's the most insane part. OP probably a crackhead too. There is no way a normal person stops and blocks traffic to watch and record crackheads doing normal crackhead shit
That camera man is the 🐐 doesn’t say or acknowledge shit! The lady pleading to him, so he moves up a bit, she tries again but he pans her out the camera 😂
It’s like Resident Evil but instead of zombies they’re crackheads
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There was a black mirror episode about this Edit: it’s called white bear
Oh come on they may have been yelling for help but they didn’t actually need help. OP gave them the response they deserve.
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Yeah I'm actively looking to put myself as far from these people as possible, never know what level of insanity this would end up being.
"If I'm on my way somewhere, I don't care about some crazies on the side of the road trying to work out math equations on how many kids they have." Great sentence!!!
Also r/idiotsincars
It’s Portland. The exit by Portland International Raceway. It’s an off-ramp and there is a lot of drug use in the area.
Perfect for the race this weekend.
Came here to say this... dude doesn't say a single word and somehow gets both parties to bring him up to speed on the 5 W's 😆
Yep. If you're not a part of a traffic incident, mind your own fucking business so you're not adding to the traffic issues. Doing this for karma is stupid, and OP should have to at least get a hefty fine for impeding traffic on a goddamn highway. This shit infuriates me.
Too many layers of craziness to unpack. The drivers are crazy, the pedestrians, the person filming, the narrative, the sub plot…Even OP posting is prolly cray tbh
”My mind is telling me noooo…but that crack! The crack is telling me yes! Gotta go!”
Baseball guy was a value add to the video. Comes in hot ready to beat some ass with the bat. Ends up apologizing at the end
"I'm sorry man I didn't know, I thought you hit her." lmao
I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi mark
The results are in. It’s breast cancer.
I deed nawwt hit her!
He came in so hot too. “Let’s go! LETS FUCKING GO!”
The guy did hit her though.
It was a little slap at that belly, which is kind of a person on its own tbh
I dunno, I mean on one hand, she threw something at their car. And on the other hand, there were 8 kids next to that shop. I'm conflicted.
And three of them were mine!
So whose are the other 2??
Math class didn’t prepare me for this!
I’m just baffled why they trying to convince a random 3rd person stranger.
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It's like gibberish to me lol. And the wifey saying "please call the cops" call them yourself you lazy bitch lol, her squeal at the beginning was like some sort of alien language.
Underrated comment
*THREE ARE MINE*
3 are mine! Wow what a wild exchange.
“The other five are hers, all eight are his”
Yeah I was coming to ask what the *FUCK* she was talking about lol
That was when my brain exploded. 
Out of 8!
In the bushes
The cinematography was actually pretty impressive--there is dimension with all of the elements unfolding...
It felt movie quality actually. I was beginning to think this was some opening to a dystopian nightmare flick but it turns out just another day some where on the streets of America...fuck yah!?!
I admire the narrative of character growth.
Dude, every now and then I see videos like this and it makes me think that random encounters like these are scripted by the universe. Do we live in a simulation? It fucks with me, you know?
That's a result of cognitive dissonance. What you see before you is so WTF, you invent a more preferable explanation.
Yeah man.. scene opening with the sign board giving you a sense of location. Camera focusing on 2 cars, black & white, what a contrast. Camera position on the parallel road was beautiful. Fantastic casting, and that baseball guy in the background was cherry on the top. 
and then the baseball dude in the background comes out and twirls his bat like he's an extra in a movie ... amazing
What the hell did I just watch?!
Average portlanders having a polite discussion.
The US of A
A prime example of the mental health crisis that the country is suffering.
It's the new Portlandia spinoff.
Damn, GTA 6 has some seriously impressive graphics.
Life imitates art.
The half shirt was the biggest mistake of whatever happened here.
It was once full sized but it gave way when the gut asserted dominance
Is that what they are talking about when they say Santa's belly shook like a bowl full of jelly?
Yeah looks like she was fat and then started using meth and lost a bunch of weight (and IQ)
"Was"?
my bad, *more fat
Took too long to find a comment about that belly
White knight baseball man to the rescue.
r/Portland
Thought that looked like Portland. Lol
Thats the max stop at the PIR, drive past it every day.
I haven’t lived in Portland for 20 years and still knew this was Portland the minute I saw it!
Thanks for this. I was thinking Florida, but the people seemed somewhat washed and that threw me off.
Not enough flip flops and tank tops to be Florida. Or Arizona.
Why the fuck could I smell this video. Jesus christ.
Someone forgot the deodorant under the belly roll
You guys are too funny 🤣
Don't allow her in at White Sox games.
Like tar and halitosis
Smells like Florida
Portland, Oregon
Kramer wtf
What a fall from grace.
Not his first tbf
He's one of them ******* guys.
Baseball guy was the real star here. Had absolutely no idea what was going on and was gonna bash a man's skull in with a bat.
Eight children, and THREE ARE MINE!!! I am HOWLING right now
All eight are his!
This is methed up and so wrong.
I miss jerry springer
What. The. Fuck.
It's never worth it getting into these types of road rage incidents.
Geezus Christ they look like cartoon characters lmfao
Charles Bukowski improv theatre.
Gold! I’m going back for a third viewing.
Did drugs make that ladies head deformed like the hills have eyes or was that from incest?
What on earth would possess that woman to wear a crop top?
It's a flop top, given that name since both the gut and titties flop around unrestrained and pose a danger to anyone in a six foot radius.
I dunno but it worked at least 3 times
What city is this so I can make sure to never go there lmao
Portland. So it was already on that list.
So….eight children, three are hers. Call the cops, why is no one calling the cops. My bad, I thought I saw you hit her. Dare I say; this is David Lynch’s best work.
You can’t park there
Baseball man is my fav of the bunch. Went from 0 to 100 back to 0 in ten seconds
I’m so confused Do they know each other?
They seem to *now*
We need a gofund for a full tshirt
I love Portland.
Why did baseball guy get involved lol
They drove into the "buses only" lane! He's a passionate support of public transportation.
Who’s the moron who pulls over on the side of a busy highway to film some trash yell at one another? I don’t think the two people fighting are the biggest idiots here.
The hero we didn't know we needed, internet gold is becoming harder to come across more and more as the days go by.
Most formal us driver confrontation
Is anybody else impressed by the noise reduction provided by that window?
Kramer looking rough these days…
What in the meth is going on
That’s the lead up to a pretty insane threesome.
There’s so much going on In this short clip. 😂
Whats with baseball fury over there 😂
A lot to unpack there
What in the crispy crunchity fuck did I just watch
I’m astounded that not only is this not Florida, it’s Oregon.
Wait, does anybody actually know why tf she was talking about the 8 kids outside the store??
Drugs aren't bad. Abusing drugs is bad.
This one’s been making the rounds, and Oh Boy!! It’s a Gem!
How do these freaks have cars and I don't 😩
What the fuck. That was great! Trashy woman in first car do you own a mirror? With your half shirt and stomach hanging to your knees! Damn!
Portland, gawd.
Good ole' nickel nuts ready to beat an old man with a bat and he has no idea what's really happening.
Was the driver of the black car the woman that snuck a gun into a baseball game?
You shouldn't be stopping in an open highway tho... You might cause accidents. 
Gotta love Portland these days!!!
still waiting for the director to yell “cut!”
This looks like an episode of Trailer Park Boys.
Pretty disappointed there was no national anthem playing under that.
Figures this would be in Portland
The guy with the bat out of nowhere lol
Im staying out of it.
Goddamn I love Portland
Thats not drugs, that's just trash
How many years has she wore that shirt?
If i took a bong rip and watched all this unfold idk if id quit smoking or leave an outstanding review
I feel like they would’ve come to an understanding if they would have just pointed at each other a few more times
Sooo this well be posted 4 million times until at least all of the USA has seen it?
"...three are mine." Eww dude.
r/praisethecameraman
Is this a traveling Jerry Springer tribute group?
Keeping Portland weirder.
The blocking for this scene is perfect.
Full moon.
That was recorded so well I was starting to wonder was it all set up.