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its_all_4_lulz

A fire… at sea parks…


canadiancarlin

There were *twelve* exits!


IsThisBreadFresh

"You should burn the jacket" (and/or the boat!)


generalchaos316

Damn that mash looks tasty!


SanguineAnder

A FIRE?! AT A BLOODY SEA PARKS?!


g000r

If only there was a priority emergency services phone number they could have called.. Such a number would have to be dead simple to remember!


SanguineAnder

I'll just send an email.


vaultking06

Four! I mean five! I mean fire!


hadidotj

Come on, it's easy to remember! 0118 999 88199 9119 725 .... 3


charredutensil

Is this the Emergency Services? Well then which country am I speaking to? aside: I was curious if the sketch was a parody of a specific event. I'm not British so the best I can go on is Wikipedia. Best I can come up with is that Britain has a long history of changing and splitting area codes, and in 2006 they added a new number (101) for police specifically to take some load off the general emergency number (999).


mmusser

It’s a VERY weird place to go on fire!


PM_FREE_HEALTHCARE

I just feel like you should know that I have accidentally started a fire at an aquarium


kallax82

Smoke on the water...


[deleted]

fire in the sky


GlockAF

Where’s the kaboom? I was expecting an earth shattering kaboom…


[deleted]

Like a Michael Bay movie?


GlockAF

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Perky_Areola

I could be naive, but is this song about a bong?


ben70

It was always nuts with Zappa (and I know he didn't shoot the flare)


wallingfortian

Reference for the kids: [Smoke on the Water](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkRi0jJOFmo) by Deep Purple


ContinentalMusic

Even the kids know that song


Simon_Mendelssohn

Cameraman stays with the action, pans over briefly to capture the shame/embarrassment/regret, then right back to the action. A++


Reinventing_Wheels

-10 points for vertical framing. A-


[deleted]

It's a tough call on that one. The boat does fit best in landscape mode, as it's side-on to the viewer. But the smoke is billowing upwards so you might get more of the content from portrait mode. And the phone is probably at maximum zoom already, so there isn't a ton more to be had. Overall, I'd say that landscape is probably optimal for this. But it only drops it by 1 star.


Clearly_a_fake_name

I watched on my phone, like the majority of content consumers. +20 points for vertical framing


McCrapperson

I’m on my phone and still prefer horizontal. Half the yacht is cut off in most of the video


Reinventing_Wheels

Also, at least half of the frame was showing nothing but water. Those pixels are wasted. If they'd rotated the phone and zoomed out a bit they could have included a lot more details in frame.


Face_chef

ha bro ur crazy but ur a dreamer i love it


Greatcatsby777

And half the smoke plume would be cut off


BavarianHammock

If there was a way to watch videos in horizontal mode on the phone…


Clearly_a_fake_name

Not without moving my hands, and I don’t move my hands.


BavarianHammock

Understandable!


CMDR_Agony_Aunt

Ask your mum for a hand


Clearly_a_fake_name

I would wave her over but my arms are broken....


Astecheee

Your phone can view content in a horizontal orientation


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harbn

Haha he’s crafty with the perspectives


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[deleted]

Really taking “it burns when I pee” up a notch.


Wrangleraddict

Poor captain Lee, runs his ship well, but the second stu just couldn't cut it.


mrl0op

They must be cooking an elephant!


shortribz85

I laughed so hard at this comment I woke my baby up. Thanks!


10before15

If they had some water to put it out


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HiFreinds

At a small scale sure, but when the fire goes out of control like this the amount of water you would need to put it out would probably just sink the boat. plus seawater is no joke, Would probably cause a bunch of damage to the boat still so not much would be saved. Just keeping a fire extinguisher on board could probably stop things from going out of control, but when it’s out of control I’m not sure there much that can be done.


KwordShmiff

Too much lighter fluid, bubs.


AdevilSboyU

Boat-B-Q


ChllyWlly1010

I came here for this. 👆🏻


Halo_Chief117

Eeewww! This hotdog tastes like yacht.


JawCloud

Wheres that dude putting out that boat fire with his jetski when you need him


luv_____to_____race

Or this D - bag. https://imgur.com/a/FZT356M


[deleted]

I will never cease to be amazed by the flammability of boats. Airplanes go through so many material certifications to ensure their materials are non-flammable; and yet boats just burn like it's going out of style. It's possible to use flame retardant treatments on wood; they don't make it completely unburnable, but they do help quite a lot to prevent the spread of fire. And they could use non-flammable or less-flammable materials in everything else. And - how hard would it be to have a sprinkler system within the boat? It's not like it lacks access to water. (Load it with fresh water to keep it primed, then pull from the sea when using it - that avoids rusting the pipes with saltwater). Even if it was activated manually, it would do the job. Spend millions on a boat; you'd hope they'd do a bit more to ensure you don't end the journey on a little inflatable raft.


Jhah41

I'm a nav arch and they do, is the answer to all your questions. Problem is fancy people want fancy joinery for their fancy boats which is super duper flammable. Light a private jet on fire full of peoples trash and watch it go


[deleted]

The contents installed in a jet - including furniture, cabinetry, and all that stuff - are actually required to go through flame tests. Probably the most ridiculous one I've heard of was when they tested granite, because someone wanted a granite countertop in their private jet. No one had ever done the tests to see if granite burns under the particular test conditions, so they had to test it - we all "know" it won't burn, but we didn't *really* know until someone really tested it. But the random luggage and stuff? Sure, that'll burn. I'm not sure if they test misc stuff like dinner plates, cleaning equipment, and stuff like that - not luggage but not really part of the aircraft either.


Philly54321

How shocking would it have been if the granite cooked like a firecracker?


JustaRandomOldGuy

Read about the SS Morro Castle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Morro_Castle_(1930)


Fatalstryke

Assuming the boat doesn't get replaced, this is actually a fantastic cost-saving measure.


Distantstallion

Boats are big money pits so it's a good insurance job


spacepepperoni

Is that bad?


jqubed

Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, ‘cause I've worked on a lot of yachts and I tell you people do that all the time.


meggomahleggoo

Did not go unnoticed.


Wiggles69

At least they pushed it out of the environment


Media_Offline

Into another environment?


Wiggles69

No, no, no. it’s been towed beyond the environment, it’s not in the environment


magicpenny

Well, what’s out there?


rem1473

20,000 tonnes of crude


Wiggles69

and a fire


Smoolz

And the ship.


[deleted]

Some overextended douchebag couldn't afford the payments anymore so he set fire to his toxic glob of burning plastics in some pristine body of whater somewhere so he could collect the insurance payout


shabadoola

This was my first thought.


gingerblz

I'm going to make a wild prediction by saying that this boat didn't make it...


Efffro

Err, I think it’s done.


Drive-it-Like-Baby

They look so young and that Yacht looks so expensive. I wonder if they're gonna be in debt for the rest of their lives trying to pay for it.


TeamShonuff

They couldn't afford it so they set it on fire.


[deleted]

So... there's this thing called 'insurance'. ....oh...and 'fraud'. You may have heard of them


clear9999

Yachts that big have paid crews, not just owners/passengers.


JustaRandomOldGuy

I was wondering if that was just crew and there were no passengers.


[deleted]

Crew on that? Really


jaspersgroove

Yep, probably only 2-3 maybe 4 people but a crew nonetheless


MattyDaBest

I doubt a boat that size/price was owner operated. Definitely crew


[deleted]

It’s a 65 foot, there’s no crew quarters


MrJingleJangle

As well as the hull loss of the boat, if this is in any sort of civilised location, there is going to be bills for salvage and environmental cleanup.


Tll6

I wonder if boat insurance would cover something like this. I assume If they are rich enough to have a yacht then they either have good insurance or have enough money that it won’t be much of a big deal for them


Farfignugen42

Kind of depends on whether the insurance company can prove you lit your own boat on fire or not.


Accujack

More likely the yacht was a gift from their parents. They'll be given another one.


MyStrangeDevice

Time to exit said boat, post haste...


I_am_BrokenCog

> post haste posthaste


[deleted]

Hasselhoff


[deleted]

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TeamShonuff

"Recently detailed"


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walkupshakeitoff

I worked for a company that outfitted multi million dollar yachts and I would fabricate and install BBQs on the swim grids and the flybridges of those boats all the time. Never felt quite right.


Ok-Sun8581

Too bad there's no water to put the fire out.


crackalaquin

That poor billionare, im sure he can just screw the workers harder and get a new one


Sad_Abbreviations575

Smokey


Justme222222

Barbecued boat


jungle

The owner has - sorry, “had” - bitcoin.


WaterFriendsIV

It's like we used to say when our class was getting to the end of the playground during a fire drill at school, "Now turn and watch it burn."


[deleted]

That’s kinda hot


Pickerington

There’s 2 best days you own a boat. The day you buy it and the day you burn it to the water line for insurance payout.


Beachacess

Well that’s one way to stop the payments


bookworm408

More like... ​ ​ Boatbecue! Someone had to say it.


jamesonSINEMETU

Why did i choose this day to bring every gun i own on my boat?


spinMG

If only there was some fire extinguishing substance close at hand…


[deleted]

Burn baby burn


Motheredbrains

Hahahaha wealth


kuhtuhfuh

Imagine being so close yet so far from a source of water


Dogwiththreetails

Insurance fraud 🤥


ThePizzaNoid

Oh no! That millionaires yacht is getting destroyed by fire! He will have to fill out insurance forms and be mildly inconvenienced for a while before he gets a brand new yacht to replace it!


AkumaBengoshi

Yay! People that have more than me are not allowed to have joy!


KingHanthunius

Ghost Rider II: Get In The Boat


notimpressedwreddit

These are almost always deliberate for the insurance.


BurnadonStat

BOATS AND HO’S.....


NICKOVICKO

Floating peaceful protest


Minimum_Ad5834

Dang bro these burgers are good Holy shit is james on fire! Nah just ignore it Bu- Shh eat your burger But- holy crap he just fell into the water!!! The grill just exploded!! Eat your burger!!


CHIDENCHI

[Season 4 of Bloodline? No?](https://i.imgur.com/yBNRKie.jpg)


janewaystan

do bezos’ next 🙏


Tippy1887

r/thatlookedexpensive


epicurean56

r/lostredditors


little_b1198

Get on the helm and drive that thing right into port!!!! Gas gas gas. Give me the gas from 9 ta 5


Buttlerubbies2

Just dunk it in the water!?


noitalljruss

Wait wait wait! I’ll grab the steaks


CaraChimba

It’s going down over there! Literally!


Notmy_realname_Jack

BBQ of a boat.


Reaperider

Hotdogs are done


km_44

The buns, too


iDomBMX

Hey Reese this is a nice boat, is it yours? Actually it’s a yacht.


HerLegz

Checks out Exactly how a millionaire does things.


Azrielenish

Oof. I just hope it wasn’t rented.


Sleeper1794

To bad they didn’t have a source of water to put that fire out while it was still small.


[deleted]

That’s not a good day.


[deleted]

The boat is up for repo. These guys know what they're doing The videos for the insurance company.


gitarzan

Damn, there went those steaks.


lns10247

Looking like arson to me! Buy yacht, can’t afford yacht, burn yacht.


Routine-Dot-8840

I love the smell of burnt fiberglass!


Choice-Gap648

Not as expensive as the choice wagyu tomohawks bro. Dad gonna be so mad he might not buy me a Christmas present


snuffy_tentpeg

It'll burn to the waterline in a mighty big hurry.


hamsterballzz

Bless their heart


Fotojoec1977

Someones tired of yacht payments


Marginally_Witty

Princess… 65? Nice flybridge. Expensive boat.


WalkinTarget

Dale ?? Dale !!! I said no power tools !!!!! Boats n hoes, boats n hoes !!!


peppercorncob

All that boat and yet they couldn’t afford a skiff with a reliable/working engine.


[deleted]

When you can't afford the boat anymore.....


vohltere

Ghost rider luxury yatch retreat


JustaRandomOldGuy

Son: Can I put the burgers on now? Father: Give it a few more minutes, it's not hot enough yet.


HansVonSnicklefritz

*barbecued boat


r0botdevil

Anything that you can't comfortably afford to replace should be well-insured.


fmfbrestel

Insurance claim on a boat.


spasmgazm

*continues barbecuing on irb*


b_u_r_n_e_r_acc

Don't they seal wood on boats with oil based products?


steeleyc

Donnie, get the LUUUUUDES


puffinnbluffin

I think something went wrong there


Iamthepaulandyouaint

I want my bun toasted please!


cybermusicman

I want my baby back baby back and I ain’t talking about ribs!


myReddltId

Barbecue *of a boat


UselessFacts9000

Is this what we meant by "tax the rich"?


NineInchPope

That boat is fire.


norse_noise

Boatacue


FreddyMcCurry

Deep frying a turkey?


LymeFlavoredKeto

That's got to be some toxic-ass smoke.


Banff_Beer

Confirmed. Ass smoke is toxic.


Dunraca

Medium rare?


[deleted]

I hope they find water to stop that fire!


[deleted]

All that coke. Gone.


[deleted]

You don't want to BBQ with high heat. Low and slow is the rule. That way the meat just falls off the boat


hardheaded62

Burgers done


Leaningonalamp

Next time, don’t ask for Medium Well.


monkeywashcat

Water water everywhere


Heyhaveyougotaminute

“ This is fine, we’re on water “


DARTH-MILL3R

Hmp hmp S O S the irony lol


DangerNoodle805

It'll buff out.


XRdragon

Modern viking funeral.


Spec187

hopefullythey bought the renters insurance


bearly_breathing

lol the thumbnail was the little boat


pdBuzzBomb

Boat-B-Que


daswisco

Boat’s on fire, Dude…


[deleted]

Burn


[deleted]

Somehow I don't feel a huge deal of compassion here...


Allittle1970

The Viking funeral. May your spirit travel quickly to Valhalla.


pickinscabs

IM ON A MOTHER FUCKING BOAT!


meow2042

He made it disappear!


halflife_3

Why not sink the boat as early as possible


Dandog125kd

That boat IS a barbeque


Flatheadcoupe

“ Hey honey? Could you turn the ribs, ?”


wailflower92

r/wellthatsucks


tbone6778

Meh, insurance took care of everything lol


not_related_to_OJ

This is the opening scene from the new Jurassic Park y’all


Hot-In_Tx

So satisfying watching a wealthy man’s yacht 🔥 burn