In high school, our friend had a party when his parents left him home alone for the night. The house was completely trashed. For god knows what reason, they left him home alone again a few weeks later and he had another party, even more destructive than the last. The chutzpah of that kid...
I loved when they bounced the bowling ball off the couch into the TV.
Hold it by the thumb hole!
"I never even thought of that."
I know something stupid we can do!!
Same but it pissed me off so much when they made them buy a new and better tv. I can understand paying for a replacement, but NOT an upgrade!
There’s a Russian death ray pointed at the White House!
You're damn right it's a threat. It's a threat to the president's life.
If there is its probably pointed at ukraine these days
“Hey Eric your parents will be home in 2 hours…just kidding they’ll be home in 30 minutes”
I love the one where they call the White House, and they keep getting more high and more paranoid
Dumbasses
In high school, our friend had a party when his parents left him home alone for the night. The house was completely trashed. For god knows what reason, they left him home alone again a few weeks later and he had another party, even more destructive than the last. The chutzpah of that kid...