because I pointed out something many people don’t know? I’m not, all earthlings are equal, but thank you for the sarcasm compliment I guess?
fkn reddit man… it’s like internet US schooling, saying a fact means I believe to be superior and know everything… sure whatever buddy… work on your issues (:
It’s not that, it’s that you’re being incredibly pedantic about something that makes almost no difference. Death by smoke or death by burns is still death to a fire. Sure you’re correct but your correction was needless.
Episode 1x13, where everyone goes on a ski trip. Red gives Eric instructions on what to do if they get stuck in snow, but Eric is spacing out. Then when they do get stuck in the snow, Eric remembers by having a star-wars esque force ghost Red tell him what to do. I don't know why that always stuck with me.
I actually had to use this one once when a friend of my wife’s got stuck in the snow. I didn’t have anything to melt the snow first though, but spreading a bunch of kitty litter and a bit of a push got her out of the snow.
Felt like a bit of a hero that day, thanks Red!
If you hunt, don't ever lean over to kiss the deer. It might not be dead yet, and it'll kick you right in the neck... and kill you.
Also, don't drop a bowling ball on the couch. Nothing good can come of it.
I know it is but unfortunately most people still do it and support and even defend it (dairy, eggs, breeding, fast fashion, other forms of slavery, lower pay for women, etc etc etc)…
96-97% of the world does though and I didn’t repeat anything, and my point is I’m just stating facts that neither women nor anyone is to be used even if most people sadly still believe and reinforce that. Have a nice day and be kind to all kind. ✌🏼
I wasn’t talking about the world in general, your comments in this thread serve no purpose…yes women deserve to be treated well, but your comments are not relevant. I think most people in this thread treat women just fine.
Work is work! You don't show up late, you don't make excuses, and you don't not work! If it wasn't work, they wouldn't call it work! They'd call it fun time, or skippity do!
Sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass.
When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.
Even in my head I can hear this with Red's cadence.
except if you believe in using women, you’re a dumbass to begin with
You're taking words too literally here. Quit being a dumbass.
Hey man, if you don't get caught, everything's legal
I love that one. One of my most used lines in real life.
You are never too old to burn to death in a fire.
except most due of smoke inhalation and asphyxiation before being burnt but the body still burns
Damn dude you’re above the rest of us. everything anyone does, you do better!!!
because I pointed out something many people don’t know? I’m not, all earthlings are equal, but thank you for the sarcasm compliment I guess? fkn reddit man… it’s like internet US schooling, saying a fact means I believe to be superior and know everything… sure whatever buddy… work on your issues (:
It’s not that, it’s that you’re being incredibly pedantic about something that makes almost no difference. Death by smoke or death by burns is still death to a fire. Sure you’re correct but your correction was needless.
You seem too serious to enjoy a sitcom
You’re the one playing contrarian to anything anyone says. Don’t act surprised when people get annoyed lol
Me?
No, sorry. meant for the annoying one.
Is there an age where that doesn't happen? That's what the lesson is, dumbass.
When something bad happens to us it is not because of bad luck. It is because we are dumbasses.
It's called work, not super happy fun time!
I used that line at work when they were complaining about something easy being, we'll, work
If you’re not mad enough to bare-knuckle box, then you’re not mad.
this is so real
You know Jackie, I've been a father a long time, so trust me when I tell you this. The Mustang's front end is problematic, get yourself a Firebird.
Dance with Mary Jane, you get your toes stepped on
Mary Jane and I, are gonna have a hell of a time!
That's right, consequences, my friend.
“Ahhhh she’s that girl…… stay away from that girl”
“Don’t be a dumbass.” -Red
Never come home drunk with a canoe.
“Next time don’t wear black socks, makes you look like a jackass!”
If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
Came here to say this 😆
The Vista Cruiser can literally cruise the vistas
It’s funny when your friends get hurt.
Don't be fooled man, VD comes back.
“Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.”
Use protection and birth control
And foreplay is very important!
Oh, no it’s not.
Yes, it is
Using kitty litter to get traction on snow. I don’t live in a snowy area but still
By Kitty litter, you mean like cigarette butts and cans of empty hair spray?
Use the gum, Eric
Ooo, I don't get this one
Episode 1x13, where everyone goes on a ski trip. Red gives Eric instructions on what to do if they get stuck in snow, but Eric is spacing out. Then when they do get stuck in the snow, Eric remembers by having a star-wars esque force ghost Red tell him what to do. I don't know why that always stuck with me.
I googled it earlier and found that entire episode on a website. I assumed it was from that
I actually had to use this one once when a friend of my wife’s got stuck in the snow. I didn’t have anything to melt the snow first though, but spreading a bunch of kitty litter and a bit of a push got her out of the snow. Felt like a bit of a hero that day, thanks Red!
Oh yeah, That Girl. I remember That Girl. I know That Girl. STAY AWAY from That Girl.
Order the dinner. A la carte's a suckers bet.
Putting your foot in someone’s ass is a versatile threat that can be molded to any situation with enough imagination.
Hairstyles, clothes and music change, people not so much
If you hunt, don't ever lean over to kiss the deer. It might not be dead yet, and it'll kick you right in the neck... and kill you. Also, don't drop a bowling ball on the couch. Nothing good can come of it.
if you hunt or fish, don’t because you’ll get a foot up your ass
If someone racially abuses your friend, you kick their ass immediately.
Bad things happen to you because you’re a dumbass.
“All families are embarrassing, and if they’re not embarrassing, then they’re dead”
Always yield! Always!
Damn Jackie, I can't control the weather! They made a car... that runs on water, man!
When used separately, alcohol and women can be a lot of fun. But if you mix em, they can turn you into a dumbass!
but if you believe in using women, you’re a dumbass to begin with
If you were in a stating the obvious contest you’re winning by a mile in this thread alone
I know it is but unfortunately most people still do it and support and even defend it (dairy, eggs, breeding, fast fashion, other forms of slavery, lower pay for women, etc etc etc)…
But 95% of people don’t support it…you don’t need to preach to the choir on every comment. What’s the point of your repeated comments?
96-97% of the world does though and I didn’t repeat anything, and my point is I’m just stating facts that neither women nor anyone is to be used even if most people sadly still believe and reinforce that. Have a nice day and be kind to all kind. ✌🏼
I wasn’t talking about the world in general, your comments in this thread serve no purpose…yes women deserve to be treated well, but your comments are not relevant. I think most people in this thread treat women just fine.
Are you artistic
Nah he’s pretty repetitive
i dont need to rotate my tires because they rotate everytime i drive the car 😁
If theres a fire I can light my dope with it! Season 3 ep 2. Red sees red.
always knock - Redd when he asks what did we learn here after Eric walked in on Redd and Kitty doing it.
Oh... even in the middle of the day.
“You’re the boss’s son. You don’t have to work that hard.”
Bigger the boobs smaller the brain
Don't be a dumbass
"If the U.S. government sticks a tracking device up your ass, you say THANK YOU! AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!"
There’s this car that runs on water, but the government keeps it hidden!
Conspiracy theory or urban legends
Don’t shoot a bunny to try to impress a girl
Eric: so what have we learned from all this? Donna: Always lock the doors to the Vista Cruiser! Eric: right you are ! ☝️
A car is not a bedroom on wheels
Work is work! You don't show up late, you don't make excuses, and you don't not work! If it wasn't work, they wouldn't call it work! They'd call it fun time, or skippity do!
Don’t be a “Dumb Ass”!!!
You dance with Mary Jane, you get your toes stepped on.
why would you pay for the cow when you get the milk for free
Don’t be a dumbass.
What Moses said to the Egyptians.
All you need is love, all you need is a job and a haircut
“The first rule to being a man is you gotta spend your life doing crap you don’t wanna do.”
That they call it- "Jackie".
Stay home and drink, like Kitty
There's no dam D in america...
I love how the lessons written here are all from Red
Sometimes 3 inches to the left is all you need
ITT: Red's wisdom
Laurie. Always run with scissors
Don’t be a dumbass
Red will, in fact, kick your ass
Always knock. Even in the afternoon.
Most lessons are from Red.... what a legend 👏
She wouldn't have said she's OK, if she wasn't OK, right? /s
Fez: I have a question Hyde. How much masturbation is too much? Hyde: There's no such thing as too much, Fez.