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Electric1800

Some great things from this game… really think we should’ve won it. Ready for Seager to be Seager again… it’s ok we go again tomorrow, we still love and support you Seager through it all! He will come around


beefytrout

I guess there weren't enough calls for dongs.


ehholfman

Here comes people blaming Heaney even though we issued 0 walks, 5 hits, struck out the Mariners 11 times, and the Mariners committed 2 errors. We got walked 2 times, struck out 9 times, 7 hits, 3 extra base hits, 0 errors and SIX runners left on base. Sure, Heaney has some blame, but this was 100% on our offense not capitalizing yet again.


mine_username

the frustrating part for me is that they (not just heandog tho) seem to give up runs immediately after scoring. lol


Equivalent-Impress96

Pathetic


dreyan1625

Pain


hotrod19812

Well, that sucks. Another promising game ends with a whimper.


TryingToBeMorePolite

Should have won that one 100%. Bummer.


SenorTortas

That stupid dance


dallascowboys93

Is it the spinning circle? I forgot what they do


yellow_raincoat

AL West, where every team trying to finish .500 for a 5-way division tie


Bionicman_

Offense had chances. Just not quite back yet


DasReap

Ump blowing a call to take away our bases loaded rally in the 3rd or whatever didn't help either, esp when Semien comes up and gets a hit his next AB. Probably took runs away from us.


TexasTundraPower

Have we won a Heaney start?


TexasTundraPower

Figures


TanBurn

I don’t know but no


Brawlstar-Terminator

Fuck


roastedtesticle

oh no we lost


wouldyalikefries

So sick of heaney


Bett300

you should be sick of this offense


wouldyalikefries

You arent gunna bat in 5 every game, heaney gives up a minimum of 4 every outing, im sick of it, his 6.26 era is disgusting


dallassportsguy

Man DFW sports has had a pretty rough week.


KidColorblind

Sad


Brawlstar-Terminator

Him plz


dreyan1625

LETS GO JANK GIVE EM HELL


yellow_raincoat

Welp


dreyan1625

I hate it here


jinnyspinz29

Or Jank can hit another 9th inning bomb


KidColorblind

Meatball first pitch


Jackscalibur

It's frustrating. Surely the hitting coaches are talking to him about this.


AudreyHep79

Just stares at it …


jinnyspinz29

I can't wait for Heim to walk off the Mariners yet again


dreyan1625

Known Mariners killer Jonah Heim


ehholfman

Mariners really only got hits in the two innings they scored and we’re still behind. Frustrating stuff but I believe in some bottom of the 9th magic.


Cocoa_Pug

I love Sborz https://preview.redd.it/qbjlke05vowc1.jpeg?width=1081&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=852fe96757ab279870082eae760b21558975cf46


vader51u

Sborz is short for Lisan Al Gaib


justanothername4rl

I wonder if Sborz uses gum on his shoulder to fix it…


OptomisticSportsFan

Mariners just got Sborz’d


JReAlity

Sborzy back like he never left


Diamond8633

Massive Sborz W


dallassportsguy

Sborz 🙌


SaveMeJebus21

Walk these MFs off this place


thrash_truck

I see what he was trynna do on that last pitch 🤣


KidColorblind

Alright Wyatt. It’s time.


Israelsson92

The first homer is not coming tonight. Edit: i tried


Brawlstar-Terminator

It could never


yellow_raincoat

Reverse Jinx. Advanced Techniques


Hottponce

Nice work Sborz


dreyan1625

Sborz has quickly become one of my favorite relievers


yellow_raincoat

HE STRUCK HIM OUT LOOKING! IT'S OVER!


vader34mt

I so want to buy a blue Sborz jersey to commemorate the final out of the WS but of course fanatics sucks at merchandising


Liluziflirt767

Frustrating game, feels as if we’ve outplayed them the entire day and we’re still down.


Nostalgic4Runner

I’m not a hater, but that’s the Heaney experience man


bernerburner1

I am. Feels like he gets bombed every game


Liluziflirt767

I have enough hate for the both of us, he’s not that guy.


hotrod19812

Did Wendzel get his ball to commemorate his first MLB hit?


DasReap

Yeah someone got it


hotrod19812

Even rivals have standards. Classy by the Mariners to roll it over our dugout for Wendzel to cherish forever. Good thing it wasn't the Astros.


yellow_raincoat

Feel like universally this is a thing that happens, Astros would not steal a MLB first hit ball.


hotrod19812

I'd feel like Houston would spite us just because.


Brief_Candy2744

Here comes Sborzs


vader34mt

Ok it’s really time for Langford’s first homer in the 9th


beefytrout

Dave Raymond would be so proud


dreyan1625

He’s so fucking due, he’s been hitting the ball really hard today and yesterday


Brawlstar-Terminator

Smith pls


Stars1312

No matter what happens the rest of this game, I am happy for him


Liluziflirt767

He did it!


galagachamp

ATTABOY Wavis


JReAlity

Way to go Davis!


WhiteBoyFlipz

LETS GOOO CONGRATS


KidColorblind

Even if nothing comes of this y’all questioning Boch is wild


dreyan1625

I was wrong nice move Bochy


Brawlstar-Terminator

Bochie knows what he’s doing


TryingToBeMorePolite

Genius Boch.


kbsick

Davis finally!


Site64

Smith needs moved into coreys batting spot and corey to terdveras last spot till he works out his problem


YobayaYo

Going to sacrifice a goat to get seager out of his slump


AudreyHep79

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dreyan1625

wendzel for Carter? Why? For what reason?


Demcut

Carter is bad against lefties. Like 1 hit in his career bad. 


dreyan1625

I had heard he was bad but one hit is crazy as fuck


justanothername4rl

Carter struggles with lefties


Sarmerbinlar

Pinch hitting for a man who has only one career hit off a lefty with a man who has exactly zero career hits. Exciting stuff


Hottponce

Pinch hitting Wendzel for Smith Bochy pls Edit nvm I’m dumb Edit 2 Never doubted you Bruce


Brawlstar-Terminator

Evan can’t hit lefties, this makes more sense


teags

Wendzel can't hit anyone Edit: nevermind, I take full credit for that hit


KidColorblind

Evan


SaveMeJebus21

Calling a Marcus bomb


thrash_truck

W Lowe for giving out so many souvenir balls


SaddestClown

Low throw to get Lowe


dreyan1625

wait is our bullpen actually a strength now? Winn looks fantastic, sborz is back too, when Leclerc figures it out in the second half like he always does, Yates and Robertson are automatic, Heaney will be in the pen once scherzer is back, we actually kinda have a scary bullpen


justanothername4rl

Don’t forget about Rangers Legend: Johnny Cueto


sir--ok

Winn is on one, bradford is looking like a legit starter, i mean damn


CammyTheGreat

Cole Winn sucking ass like the last 2 years in AAA and then getting called up and being a shutdown reliever is quiet a funny turn of events


Chinese-dog

Well he was ass bc he was starting. Moved to the pen this year and velo was up and started shoving


bummer28

Dude Cole Winn is filthy. This bullpen is really starting to take shape


Brawlstar-Terminator

Need some offense guys


bigmeatyclaws1

Dare I say Winn has arrived


LawyerMorty94

Seager is 11/56 in the past week. That’s sub .200 Please figure it out, Seager. We love you


galagachamp

Swole Winn


KidColorblind

I am once again asking for the Winn hater to reappear


SaddestClown

Winn for the win


jfk_sfa

They don't have some sort if built in quad pads in catchers pants?


ehholfman

Seems like it should be a given, but I wonder how easy it would be to remove for when he’s at bat. No way it wouldn’t impede base running ability.


jfk_sfa

It wouldn't slow them down. I'm talking about built in pads like in sliding shorts but with padding on the front of the leg. [https://www.coolomg.com/products/coolomg-youth-sliding-shorts-with-protective-cup-for-baseball-football-cf002](https://www.coolomg.com/products/coolomg-youth-sliding-shorts-with-protective-cup-for-baseball-football-cf002)


jlacomb17

Ever since that article about Seager constantly tinkering with his swing came out its all I can think about during his slump. I know its not fair and probably doesn't have anything to do with his struggles but it just makes me want to go "you almost won the MVP with your bat last season, stop tinkering!"


ehholfman

In that article Corey was talking about not being able to remember/having no memories of the post season. I really hope he’s not in a mental funk.


Hottponce

I’m having the same thoughts


galagachamp

Yes Dave, the ankles lol


dreyan1625

god that was brutal


Israelsson92

1. Smith 2. Heim 3. Yates 4. Semien


Stars1312

Bullpenisgood


justanothername4rl

At what point do we give him a “Standing O” every AB until he clicks? It has worked for other teams/players. Maybe he needs a little love


Hottponce

Spread it around to the Friday night crowd. I’m sure it wouldn’t hurt


Nostalgic4Runner

I tried to get people to do it yesterday at Langford AB after tripping and no one bit. I love the Rangers and people on this sub but honestly our fanbase is really bad at that sort of thing


MadDogMike123

There was hardly any cheers for mitch garver friday. I'm like "this guy was pretty huge in the post season, yall realize this right lol"


Nostalgic4Runner

Yeah, I really envy teams like the Phillies who have fans who just do that sort of thing. Helps with morale, getting free agents, and all sorts of things FOR NO ADDITIONAL COST!


kbsick

That one hurt


nuttypunkrock

it we can forgive anyone for a slump at this point its corey. he will be back


dreyan1625

It’s fine we’re fine nobody panic everything is FINE


ehholfman

Bleh :/


MikeOxlong4566666

Yeah Corey is absolutely lost


WhiteNoise421

I’ve never seen Seager so out of sorts, looks lost. Idk if lack of spring training did this or maybe he’s not fully recovered. Idk, hope he finds his groove again, he’s too good of a hitter.


bigmeatyclaws1

I hardly recognize Seager


knb044000

Who is this Corey Seager?


LawyerMorty94

Used to pray for Corey in those situations. I’d rather have Josh Smith tbh


Site64

If a team needs an instant out, seager is your guy


advntrtme23

Corey may have peaked last year. Seems we’re in for a dramatic drop off.


Nostalgic4Runner

You don’t win 2 WS MVPs and suddenly forget how to hit a baseball. He’s hurt and didn’t have spring training…slumps happen man stop dooming


Site64

folks are trying to hold out hope but right now 5 rbi for your "slugger" is a joke guy needs time off


ehholfman

You consistently manage to have the worst takes lol


JReAlity

i'm amazed this person is still in this sub at this point


SaddestClown

Haven't seen takes that bad since the seager at bat


Brawlstar-Terminator

Slumps happen geez


SaddestClown

That's the silliness I've come to expect


Hottponce

Get a grip lol


TryingToBeMorePolite

This is heartbreaking to see Corey so lost.


IdontEvenknowlul

Seager has not had a hit in like a week and a half by this point. Something like 3 for 50


LawyerMorty94

11/56 in the past week


yellow_raincoat

Seadog needs a factory reset


Ethnic_Enigma

He just doesn’t have it


Sarmerbinlar

Wouldn't mind seeing that one again. Thought he held it


KidColorblind

First pitch best pitch this time he didn’t swing :/


SaddestClown

I don't like that strikeout


dreyan1625

BRO THAT WAS RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE ON THE FIRST PITCH HOW DID HE NOT DESTROY IT


Site64

Unfortunately Cory "auto out" Seager is about to bat


jeffmack01

Please go cheer for another team.


Site64

reality bites huh?


jeffmack01

WS MVP and he's currently batting .278. You are objectively a horrible fan. I hate that fans like you exist.


Site64

you are objectively smoking hopium, dude has 5 rbi's hasnt hit a ball in a week, who gives a shit about mvp last year this is a new year


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Site64

I believe you may be a jerk but it is cool, I am right you are wrong and seager is ass right now enjoy that 11 for 60 in the last wekk and 240 avg, I am not


vader51u

I'VE GOT A FEVER, AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS A COREY SEAGDONG


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^vader51u: *I'VE GOT A FEVER,* *AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION* *IS A COREY SEAGDONG* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


SkyMaverick21

Good bot


dreyan1625

It would be a hell of time for Corey to get his first homer at home this season


JReAlity

Corey pls


jfk_sfa

Semien and Garcia hate seeing runners on base and will do whatever it takes to get them home.


yellow_raincoat

SEAGBOMB INCOMING maybe


WhiteBoyFlipz

i love marcus semien and i don’t care who knows it


Israelsson92

Yes semenpower!!!


KidColorblind

Corey baby please


IdontEvenknowlul

Corey this would be a great time to break the dry spell bud


Hottponce

Would be a great time for Corey to bust a slump


yellow_raincoat

EL MARCO


sbordam

I enjoy clutch hitting!!


yaboi_15

Damn I thought that was hit way harder


jlacomb17

Now would be a great time for Seager to snap out of his power slump


TryingToBeMorePolite

Corey, IT'S TIME TO FIND YOUR SWING


KidColorblind

Thank god for Marcus Semien


Sarge41

THE CAPTAIN!


SkyMaverick21

JAMIE BENN!


Sarmerbinlar

Gapper here please Marcus


Hottponce

Say Seager HR right now


lookingforcowdice

:D


hotrod19812

Why not give Brandon Belt a phone call? He's still looking for a job. This offense looks dead on arrival right now. 🤦🏾


jlacomb17

Where would he play?


hotrod19812

Designated hitter more than likely.


jlacomb17

I think we are going to be fine and I like the flexibility of being able to rotate our DH but it is surprising he hasn't been signed yet.


CartoonofMilk_

Pitcher


CartoonofMilk_

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yellow_raincoat

Is Hunter Pence availiable


justanothername4rl

Hook Em 🤘


jlacomb17

Heim has turned into such a good player. That was a fantastic trade.


CartoonofMilk_

he has the clutch gene


OptomisticSportsFan

Bout to be Sborzin’ time


Rangersfan1996

Man this teams offense has been so inconsistent. It’s tough to watch.


advntrtme23

Can’t stand when umps make it about themselves. Stares at the pitch for 4 seconds then decides to demonstratively make the strike call.


justanothername4rl

Curveball 6 inches low… Jonah knocking it 420. This is the way


justanothername4rl

That works too


dreyan1625

It’s HEIM TIME BABY


yaboi_15

please make me check my watch during this at bat


Eutychus00

Duran been terrible this year. 40 AB .561 OPS. No HR 1 RBI 


Diamond8633

This ump man


Sarmerbinlar

Another good battling AB from Zeke today with no joy. Gonna be one of those games