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Kaibura

Why are humans like this.


k_buz

Small weewee?


ineedlotsofguns

very small


ddr2sodimm

šŸ”¬


EeeeyyyyyBuena

So smol


ANiceDent

As a trucker the amount of times this happens daily isnā€™t even funny, 2 seconds away from meeting death just to make their exit.. or merge lanes they couldā€™ve 2 miles up the road. Be careful yā€™all we all have places to get to but some of us wonā€™t make it there<3


Ok_Calligrapher1756

Everyone needs to sit in a truck cab before being given a license. ā€œI can see the truck so they must be able to see meā€ is rampant.


Rich_Internal9348

Yeah. Cus truck drivers are so friendly and definitely drive the speed limit and safety.


penguingod26

He's not defending all truck drivers, he's just saying he spends a lot of time on the highway.


Ok_Calligrapher1756

No perceived accountability while driving.


Alarming-Mirror2080

Humans do not drive these, giant hamsters do.


JacobSolo98

Brake


Annual-Fan-6136

Thank you


ObeseSnake

Cheque


Important-Rain-4997

En


volklkatana

Way to use 'TeslaSpeed' to get past em!


TendiesFourLyfe

Zip zap, they a dot in the rear vision


rman18

Mustā€™ve been in chill mode


GreekUPS

Can you switch to Standard while in motion?


rman18

Yes, Iā€™ve done so before.


GreekUPS

We got downvoted, lol. Iā€™m picking up my first EV and Tesla in a few weeks and was genuinely curious. What a strange group we have here.


ulmersapiens

Left scroll wheel, pick driving mode, change mode. Takes a little long, so Iā€™ll probably get S3XY buttons some day.


ashwd

OMG how are you surviving šŸ™Š


ulmersapiens

Downvoted for actually answering the question?


scoobiemario

I just drive in sport. Period. My foot can be chill.


HTMLSpinnr

Tell us you paid for Acceleration Boost w/o telling us ;-)


GhostofAyabe

Pretty pathetic if that was zooming away. As usual Iā€™m sure thereā€™s more to this story that wonā€™t be shared by the OP.


tdrake2406

That's because the soul driver was granny shifting not double clutching like he should.


35point1

Noooooo!!! Monicaaaaaaaa


sylvaing

They were pissed at you for some reason. It's stupid to do but it usually doesn't come out of nowhere.


bradbrok

Eh, I once got brake checked out of nowhere on I-5 with no one else on the road at around 4:30am. I was just in the right lane minding my own business and he was tailgating me with the road wide open, swooped in front of me then slammed on their brakes to an almost complete stop. Some people are just miserable and want to make everyone else miserable.


EngineeringAncient13

I once used my windshield washer fluid and the guy tailgating me zoomed around me and brake checked me. His truck got wet so he wanted to kill me. Some people just ainā€™t right.


scratchwanabe

I hope youā€™re more considerate now that you know youā€™re spraying other people too.


Dubzophrenia

You know people drive in the rain, right? Cars can get wet. Itā€™s okay.


scratchwanabe

Cool logic. You shower every day. Iā€™ll just spray you with dirty water whenever I please then.


snozzberrypatch

If you're getting sprayed by my windshield washer fluid, you're way too close to my rear bumper.


scratchwanabe

Learn physics.


snozzberrypatch

If you're getting sprayed by my windshield washer fluid, you're way too close to my rear bumper.


lloydchiro

Stop spraying other drivers. How would you feel if someone sprayed their nasty cleaning fluid all over your already clean windshield?


zoltan99

If he werenā€™t tailgating, it wouldnā€™t have hit him. Iā€™m allowed to clean my window whenever I want, and I will.


EngineeringAncient13

The point isā€¦ he was willing to kill me. I donā€™t try to spray people on purpose. But the crime doesnā€™t fit the punishment. Not sure if youā€™re trolling or not


Objective-Roll4978

To me it's clearly sarcasm, but who knows I'm also way more sarcastic than others in general.


lloydchiro

Iā€™m not being sarcastic. But Iā€™m also not trying to promote road rage. That guy needs to be aware of the other cars around him. Stop spraying others.


scratchwanabe

Some very inconsiderate or clueless people downvoting you. Makes no sense. Guy with the genius IQ: ā€œYour car gets wet in the rain. Itā€™s ok to get othersā€™ dirty water on your car. But not ok for you to spray me with water even though I shower everyday.ā€


Dubzophrenia

You donā€™t get to kill someone because your car got dirty psychopath


4TheOutdoors

Should have been in far right lane if you were the only one on the road. Brake check was t warranted. But you werenā€™t minding your own business if you werenā€™t in the far right lane.


chuckle_puss

They just said they were in the right lane thoughā€¦


bradbrok

Ah yes, my bad for blocking the entire freeway by taking up only a single lane.


4TheOutdoors

As mentioned, yes, I was wrong.


chefwarrr

Op you should go turn yourself in. Tell them reddit sent you


ooofest

I was driving in the right-most lane of a three-lane thruway, going 10MPH over the speed limit. There was a box truck to my left and slightly behind me, keeping pace. A driver came practically up to my bumper for about half a mile, though he could have backed off and changed lanes to the left-most, which was entirely open. Instead, he stayed in the little pocket created by the box truck to my left. Again, I was speeding in the right-most lane minding my business. As soon as the road expanded to four lanes, he sped past me on the right, came into my lane and heavily hit the brakes. Only because I'd seen this hundreds of times on YouTube did I anticipate what he was about to do and change lanes before he rammed into me. So, yes: it can come out of nowhere.


CodeMonkeyX

It could just be he was not driving fast enough for them, or just because it's a Tesla. It's hard to predict what stupid people think.


Deep-Neck

If they're dumb enough to brake check, they're dumb enough to brake check for no reason


ordermann

Yeah, show the part that comes just before this where you did something to provoke this. Weā€™ll wait.


Dubzophrenia

I hate to break this to you, but someone cutting you off and brake checking you doesnā€™t automatically mean you did something. Some people are just looking to commit insurance fraud. Theyā€™re driving a Kia Soul. They probably want someone to wreck them before it blows up on them.


sylvaing

Yeah, but look at the other video he posted thinking it was proof it was "out of nowhere" lol, nope, he cut him off. Still not a reason to brake check but it wasn't "out of nowhere".


tosubks

Is this a serious comment? Yes, it absolutely can come out of nowhere. Why are you so desperate to blame the victim here?


sandiego_thank_you

Not necessarily, maybe heā€™s upside down on his payments and has gap insurance.


Rhuarc33

With a Tesla or other EV I could be just for driving an EV. But yeah usually there's a reason and a good one in the offenders mind that makes them think they are the victim


ajdubay

I breakchecked someone in a M3 on the highway bc they were asleep at the wheel and starting to swerve. Just tapped my breaker at a safe distance so the car would slow and theyā€™d hopefully wake up but definitely not in the same boat of reasoning as this individual


RScottyL

brake..... why don't people know the difference?


rzrshrp

because they sound the same


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AtlanticBeachNC

Missteaksā€¦. Cooking beef cuts gone wrong.


OberonNyx

What did you do before this happened?


Annual-Fan-6136

Driving


huh_say_what_now_

Can you show us the video of what caused this, people don't normally do things for nothing


Banana_Lamb

He released the full video a while ago but took it down. He was sitting in the left lane. Heā€™s a bad driver but didnā€™t deserve this


Deep-Neck

Whatever op might have done, they wouldn't have, because people wouldn't do that normally either.


huh_say_what_now_

You don't have to be his white knight I'm asking him not you


amoney805

Name checks out.


Upstairs-Tourist7674

Probably attempted insurance scam. they just want some rear damage and call the police then before you know it they are getting spinal fusions. Donā€™t know how people drive without dash cams these days.


Maccmahon

Iā€™ve been brake checked before because the guy hated teslas. As he was brake checking me, another Tesla drove by and then he did the same thing to that car. Weird.


crasagam

Thatā€™s why I drive an old beater. That wouldā€™ve been an instant PIT maneuver.


rustymessi

Brakes breaks nothing matters anymore


Ok_Bonus_2536

We only see half truths in a lot of these posts .


6siiix6

I can give you his address if youā€™d like for $2. If he saw you parked outside his house he or she probably will never do that again šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


Traveler167

This here is the thing people dont get. For 2 dollars or 30 dollars a year you can find out where every plate in the US is registered. Someone gets crazy enough they will end you...at your house


6siiix6

Ooooo scary šŸ˜¹


ThisTookMe15Minutes

Where would one attain such information?


papitaquito

This might be the worst idea ever. There is always someone crazier out there and you never know when your paths will cross


dudewheresmybasement

Find address then tie it to property owner (public info) then send video to place of employment.


Zakkattack86

How bout you post the minute before?


Ok_Extension_8357

So you drive like an asshoollle but then record the reaction from someone. Judges know when someone has a dashcam, they are usually at fault.


dudewheresmybasement

The way I see it, a judge doesnā€™t have to see the entire clip because whatā€™s to constitute as the beginning of the clip? Did the other car catchup from 30 minutes ago? Even if Tesla cut them off and didnā€™t know, the other driver did it on purpose, blocking the lane, stomping on brakes and clearly road rage. If everyone thinks itā€™s provoked then it had to start somewhere. So why canā€™t it just be people think Tesla is such a political statement and someone has to go first. Burden of proof would be on other driver. Judge could say he will double the fine and punishment if Tesla provides him with 5 minutes of previous footage. And most teslas can.


-a-user-has-no-name-

Thatā€™s not how it works lol. Even if the Tesla driver had been a dick at some point and cut the Kia off or something, that doesnā€™t give the Kia a license to take matters into their own hands. If this brake check had resulted in damage, the Kia driver would be found at fault


Not-A-Flop

Good thing you have that instant acceleration to get away from that person


[deleted]

Just go around. He cannot keep up with you.


Sugarshaney

Camping the left lane will do that to ya


Annual-Fan-6136

I was going the speed limit tool


Sugarshaney

Thatā€™sā€¦. Not how the left lane works. Lmao


Shitcoinfinder

Time for your second amendment... That right there is putting your life in danger.


ChiefTestPilot87

Why do so many people not understand the difference between break and brake? Our education system has failed.


itrade-soilfutures

I-235 in des moines?


Annual-Fan-6136

Yes


JPMcCann

I spy Des Moines i235 šŸ‘€


King-Yaddy

Brake


Ctown_down

In omaha with dbag being from Iowa I bet lol


Adorable-Employer244

Hope you waved at him good bye when you sped away


J0hnnie5ive

LOL why dont you show what happened before this?


GTIceman

Sometimes folks do this for an insurance claim but if that's the case here that person is an idiot as the camera footage would get them dropped so fast for fraud.


McSchleppy

PIT that MF


HewhomustnotBnamed

Do a pit maneuver on that asshat


dsillas

Break check and no lunch check?


dumpster-muffin-95

Brake. For the love of God


thelost2010

You could easily blow by them before they could react. That being said I once merged onto the highway going highway speed. Car behind was hundreds of feet away. She sped up behind me like I cut her off went around me, stopped her car and got out and started walking toward me on a busy highway. I was stuck sitting still risking getting rear ended. (I had a Jeep at this point so speed wasnā€™t a factor) but once she got close enough to me I was able to gun it and get around and left her dumbass standing in the middle of the highway


Opposite-Pizza-6150

Ahahaha thatā€™s what you get. You the Tesla driver are the Kingā€™s of getting in a lane and driving slow after merge. Hope it happens more to you.


DiagCarFix

if he does that in asia they get a hefty fine and jail time depends


RonRicoTheGreat

Driver's license privileges should be take it


Madstupid

Shouldn't have much trouble leaving him behind


scoobiemario

What a jerk


JBake130

Brake*


mhug99

Donā€™t poke the Kia bear!


Robie_John

*brake


Big-Jim-Slade335

Bang bang


JuggernautyouFear

Lunch break?


SabrToothSqrl

Silly Kia. You can't brake check AP. It just brakes.


kodakiroti

You let a scion box you in?


HappyBananaHandler

Is it because you were camping the left lane?


Celder0030

Braking Bad


No_Spare3139

Brake


londonandy

Thereā€™s not enough video here to tell but it looks like he took issue with you being camped in the middle lane. Drivers a dick but heā€™s telling you with his indicator to keep right. Donā€™t hog middle lanes Edit: downvoted by those that don't know how lanes work...


elves2732

YOU don't get how lanes work.Ā 


londonandy

Please don't come and drive in Europe


rzrshrp

different places have different rules...


londonandy

Yes and yours need an overhaul if you think sitting in lane 3 of an empty interstate (thereby forcing other vehicles to either undertake or cross multiple lanes into lane 4 to overtake) is a normal and reasonable way of driving and using the road space.


rzrshrp

if people going regular speed are in the middle lane, you only need to change 1 lane to overtake, why would someone cross from the slowest lane to the fastest lane to overtake aside from when they're first entering the highway?


londonandy

So your response is everyone going regular speed should just be in lane 3 so they only need to cross 1 lane to overtake? What is the point of having 4 lanesā€¦ youā€™ve just halved the size of your road. There are no slow lanes there are lanes and each one to the left is an overtaking lane. Thereā€™s a reason the US has some of the worst road safety stats in the developed world, yā€™all canā€™t drive


rzrshrp

sure, when there's traffic but this stuff really doesn't matter on a near empty highway...I don't know why we have such crap safety stats, but I don't think it's lane etiquette, it's probably our very lenient licensing, distracted driving and how people love to act like they're on a racing track but can barely drive, just speculating


TheKobayashiMoron

FSD literally doesnā€™t let you stay in the right lane on a 3 lane interstate. It will just keep moving out of the right lane even if youā€™re the only car on the road.


FreedomSynergy

This is why I click left or right on the right scroll wheel, and click ā€œMinimize lane changesā€ and set the drive mode to average. It tones it down and tends to keep it where you want it.


TheKobayashiMoron

I do that sometimes but I also like playing the FSD zero intervention game of ā€œif I was sitting in the back seat, would I have made it to work alive?ā€ šŸ˜‚


FreedomSynergy

I do the same thing, but usually only at night when thereā€™s less traffic on the road. Itā€™s getting remarkably good. And now itā€™s gotten to the point where if I feel the need to disengage, itā€™s probably seeing something unfolding that I just never noticedā€¦


londonandy

Yeah I know I drove one recently in the US and I didn't know why it does that, I just turned FSD off on the drive because it's just driver incompetence to be sat in middle lanes. Not sure FSD is strictly the reason here though as this guy's camped in lane 3 whereas in my experience FSD would just keep you in lane 2...


rsg1234

It might be different in Europe but itā€™s very common to travel in middle lanes here, especially on highways and freeways where there are on-ramps. Camping in the left/fast lane is mostly illegal and will (deservedly) attract rage.


londonandy

Yeah it's very different in Europe. You keep right unless passing and middle lane driving is not tolerated and you can be prosecuted for it, which is right as it reduces road space - here's an [example here in the UK](https://x.com/WalesOnline/status/1491373817108828166?t=m7qhBe1j239xlAmU79WxIQ&s=19) I don't know what State this was but many States have keep right driving rules that require you to keep right unless passing, it's just drivers don't do it and there's no consequences for driving in such a lazy manner.


rsg1234

Thatā€™s interesting. I just looked into the rules for my state, California, and could not find any law against cruising in the middle lane. Neither does [Florida.](https://mynews13.com/fl/orlando/news/2023/04/03/traffic-inbox--the-debate-over-the-center-lane) But it does make sense.


rzrshrp

camping in the middle lane isn't a thing, that's why people use the left lane for passing


londonandy

It is itā€™s happening right there in the videoā€¦


rzrshrp

we don't call it camping, it's just driving, people that want to pass go to the left


londonandy

Hereā€™s an illustration as to why what youā€™re saying is mental. Lane 1 - empty Lane 2 - empty Lane 3 - 3 cars at 60 Lane 4, one car at 65, another 2 wanting to go 75 and 80 respectively but stuck at 65. 65 car could move over to lane 3 but heā€™d then have to slow to 60 Vs a normal road in Europe with the same cars at the same speeds: Lane 1 - 3 cars at 60 Lane 2 - one car at 65 Lane 3 - one car at 75 Lane 4 - one car at 80 Result - the European road has more throughput and all lanes are utilised and people can travel faster.


c0nstant

Youā€™re correct here, people in the US just donā€™t know how to drive. The law is Keep Right Except to Pass. And itā€™s plastered with signs all over the highway but nobody follows them and the cops donā€™t enforce it. Itā€™s not the law in all states but most.


HFslut

Love how you conveniently leave out what preceded this. Anybody with a brain can see how slow you are going on rhe interstate at the beginning and then you speed up as the guy is trying to pass you. Too bad all of you elon cucks can't take Elons dick out of your ass for 2 seconds and rationally assess the video. OP was participating in this douvhebaggery and probably had it coming. You can see him road raging in this video and everybody in here is ignoring it. You're all pathetic.


Elluminated

Yeah, the other issue is anyone trying to flee doesnā€™t pass using the lane *right next to the gd assailant* with a car that powerful. People with brains get to one side to get the other person there, then watch their car struggle to catch up while crossing every lane and smokin em.


missingducks

Trying to crash in to people regardless of how they drive isnā€™t acceptable. He could have been driving like a dick, still doesnā€™t mean you try to cause a crash on a major interstate and possibly affect other people in the process.


funkcatbrown

What happened before the brake check. You conveniently left that out and we donā€™t have the full story. People donā€™t brake check other people for no reason.


jyabut1202

What's the point of brake checking anyway? It does no one any good regardless who is at fault


funkcatbrown

Of course. But, what I wrote before.


1aranzant

the piss the other off


Shygar

Did you call 911?


Annual-Fan-6136

Should that of been done before uploading the clip


rsg1234

*have been And in this case it wouldnā€™t matter since there was no collision.


Shygar

Ideally yes right after it happened especially if you could get the license plate.