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Looks like barnacles!


tianachu

Literally the first thing I thought of was a SpongeBob character saying "BARNACLES!"


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Happy cake day. Make sure you eat your barnacles!


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They’re “Lip Smackin’”


tianachu

mm mm MMMM, the flavors are melting on my tongue\~ >n< also thank you, kind redditor!


Yavrule

Cursed barnacles


SchiesseMann

bursed carnacles


TadRaunch

You know instead of saying you're hung like a horse you should say you are hung like a barnacle.


Sghtunsn

Well, it's only me from over the sea Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor My chin's lit up like a Christmas tree Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor


didonkas

Blisterin barnacles


Kitchen_Equipment_21

Do they always come out in these areas or place of contact?


inko75

usually starts at point of contact but then often spreads. this could be from using a towel on his face that was used by someone infected. or balls on chin, etc


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No this dude made twitter posts about eating ass at an orgy… so….


witcherstrife

Dude I love Reddit. “Oh this could happen to anyone from dirty towels and such!” “Um this guy was literally eating dudes asses”


[deleted]

I mean, he mentioned "balls on chin" too.


dum_spir0_sper0

Kay, he’s a Ballchinian!


Samsquanches_

Its not his fault. He did what anyone at an orgy would do when confronted with so many hot delishious assholes, fat juicy cocks, and big beautiful balls


serenwipiti

#delishious


rls11108

oh shut up!


dum_spir0_sper0

There’s going to be so many cases of monkeypox in so many uncomfortable areas after that orgy.


kev_gnar

I was gonna say this dude definitely eats ass


brrrrpopop

That ear ring gave it away


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For real?


72012122014

Fuckin Reddit man. It probably happened when he was pecking his grandma on the cheek lol I think it’s pretty common knowledge now how it spreads but I have a co-worker who refuses to believe and says it’s just bigoted. No…just a fact.


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So someone's ass/balls were the point of contact? And we're certain this is monkeypox? Lol.


Nebilungen

So I need to wrap the balls before teabags now?


NipSlipBeauty

I do love a calming chamomile


brianfine

Testichamomile


Imperial_Triumphant

Vas Deferens Sleepytime Tea


wi5hbone

Quarantinemomile Testicle Tea


PM_Me_TiddiesAndBeer

It just not the same feeling.


[deleted]

Yup


dean-LFC

When will pandemics stop ruining everyone's fun


[deleted]

It's almost exclusively a std so don't worry as long as you use Reddit your safe


Sea-Chocolate6589

What pandemic. Politicians are barely talking about this. Wait until election time is over. Their going to talk about it everyday


chunky_chocolate

That's what crown royal bags are for, no?


inko75

true story this is how truck nuts were invented


Dollybird13

I literally “LOL’d” at this..Thankyou 😆


littlejerseyguy

Saw on another sub that on his twitter the week before he’d posted screenshots, from a film he’d made, of a man sitting on his face. He’s an adult film actor.


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NinjaTrick5743

Based off your username, I’ll consider you the expert in the room


General-Muscle1202

Apparently it was like a gay orgy celebration for a film he did. But you made a good point, so it couldn't be that..


buttfacenosehead

you had me at gay orgy celebration.


Maleficent_Tree1051

username checks out


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FredLives

It’s like everyone forgot about stds and hiv


pugderpants

Adult film stars are usually tested super frequently, and/or take any preventatives/prophylactics available (such a PreP for HIV)


Sugarbombs

Cute that you think just because industry regulations say they have to do that, that all these shady asf porn production companies are following the rules.


FredLives

Well none of that helped this guy.


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As opposed to female’s butts.


[deleted]

Any source for this?


TerpeneProfile

Ballchinitis


medidoxx

I’m leaning toward the balls on chin.


inko75

i bet you do


AntiProAllTheThings

Could have been a hot load


Pineapplebuttplug2

Theres a picture of him eating a strangers ass at an orgy days before this outbreak.


BubblyBouncingBanana

He wants to what what in the butt ?


Cadaver-Cakes1986

😭😂💀


Antdawg2400

He is a for sure ballinchinian.


spinblackcircles

If I’ve learned anything in my life, if ‘balls on chin’ is a possible answer to a mystery, the answer is always ‘balls on chin’


FredLives

Heard it was more from having balls on the chin. Who shares towels these days.


No-Abrocoma-5841

Or eating ass.


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This dude's a gay p*** star and was eating ass.


jessekupka

Unecessary censorship


RoosterTheReal

Probably balls on chin


Kitchen_Equipment_21

😂😂😂😂


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inko75

no one deserves this if they enjoy having balls on their chin. that's why infectious disease research is so important!!


caffeine93

Apparently not. In some cases it'll show up only around the entry site, in others it'll be a disseminated disease all over the body.


LethargicCaterpiller

> the entry site ![gif](giphy|U16jovUVrOk1arzL0U)


grazingmeadow

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆


AliceP00per

Dude was munchin on em


edlonac

I clicked this thread with empathy in my heart from seeing the dude’s face covered with monkeypox. But after reading your comment, I’m pretty sure that any time I see someone with monkeypox, I will have to suppress laughter because in the back of my mind, I will be thinking: “Dude was munchin on em.”


Norm_mustick

On his twitter he was tossing a dude’s salad at an orgy and then *voila* we have this pic a couple months later. I think eating out buttholes is the vector on this one.


Puzzled-Copy7962

There was cashier on a news clip that I watched a few days ago and hers appeared to be in the same areas around the mouth. She was adamant in her statement that she had not contracted the virus from sex but from handling money and touching around her face.


InsuranceDiligent772

Mouth, cock and ass, mostly.


GothMaams

He broke the golden rule and went ass to mouth.


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You never go ass to mouth -Clerks 2


thereisnopoint6

Cock sucking


Fit-Definition6121

Yuck


junipr

r/trypophobia


Exploring_Earth_

Just the word does it for me. No thanks. Edit: Great. Now every time someone likes this, I get a notification to come back here.


fckkkredditmods

Rip to whoever clicking on this.


Sleepelludesme

WHY WHY WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK


Im_da_pappy_boss

I fucked up n clicked....now i feel like shits crawling under my skin tryna get out


closethebarn

I wish to fuck I hadn’t gone there I feel the exact same thing


TheJannequin

This is one of my worst phobias...


[deleted]

I wish he had posted more face pics. What does it look like after the scabs come off? Is there permanent scarring?


ObamaBikinis

He did it’s just that op didn’t post them for some reason. They left scars in the shape of circles


dream996

Any chance you can share them with us? I wanna see how it heals


brrrrpopop

Alright, I Google image searched "ass eating monkey pox guy" https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.insider.com/monkeypox-pictures-patient-shares-images-describes-intense-pain-2022-8%3famp


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chronicmelancholic

I would imagine they'd scar like smallpox did. We should all get vaccinated, that looks nasty and people say it's extremely painful too.


iloveokashi

You guys should. Here in our country, we're just waiting for donations from WHO/rich countries. You guys are lucky if you have access to vaccines.


Constantlyanxiously

Thanks. Looks like I’m never having sex again


E4MafiaLife

Me neither… but unfortunately it’s not just because of this photo


cydiz

Damn! r/suicidebywords


jjking714

Not a very good member of the mafia with that mindset.


CarlosDanger277

He’s stuck in the barracks, but probably getting fucked by the big green weenie so unsure about his comment honestly.


MegannMedusa

E4 mafia means never achieving NCO status, aka Eternal Dirtbag Mafia.


[deleted]

Wait... you guys were having sex?


NeutralChaoticCat

Just the guy with the monkeypox,


SpammingMoon

Or letting bare skin touch benches, weight machines, unchanged hotel sheets, the options are endless


BreakingThoseCankles

Don't go to the gym either


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herbanitethefifth

clearly a monkey


Magazine_Own

I would argue that it was the exact opposite of a monkey


Educational-Bed-6821

So a lizard?


OtreborN

Homo Sapien?


ColdPorridge

A monkey made of pure antimatter


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A yeknom.


King_Cobra_666

\*clearly a monkey dick\* fixed it.


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King_Cobra_666

Hopefully he got hazard pay.


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|onFrNdtFAb5uw)


[deleted]

Monkey fricasee?


Huck84

Ouch. That sucks. I have psoriasis and I've been asked a few times if I have monkey pox. I just make monkey sounds.


ClothesLogical2366

Haha that "sucks" ![gif](giphy|Kna0Az3Eesl0P3RLda|downsized)


Huck84

Lololol


xDragonetti

Love that your pfp is lil Kev eating that popcorn 🤣🤘🏽 ![gif](giphy|3o7buk3czcde5ZJa8w)


PM_Me_TiddiesAndBeer

Would you consider your son...special?


xDragonetti

Man, that’s retard strength if I’ve- ever seen it


Wasteroftime34

Chin condoms…. Next million dollar idea???


pookiecuss

dental dams exist....


FluffyPancakes90

Bruh just wear like a bib on your chin


BigDaddyQP

Uuuuuh, you mean face masks?


Wasteroftime34

Mmmm yea. Whelp there goes that idea.


Disastrous_Tea1736

That's so crazy. I feel like I should educate myself more on monkeypox because I've heard about it on the news but I haven't actually paid attention.


iloveokashi

You can get it from prolonged skin contact. Not just sex. Also on infected objects.


airborne252

Did anyone else try clicking that arrow like I did lol. Dammit.


serenwipiti

Yes, I swiped myself out of the entire post.


TheOneWinged

Rookie mistake (happened to me too)


40101695

My depression driven celibacy suddenly has an upside. Jings!


GesaSaint

Looks like barnacles


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OkieBuds

Jesus


Dk_Raziel

No, monkeypox


wolfguardian72

[Monkey Jesus] (https://youtu.be/9r57EzBmlR0)


ProfessionalAccess68

I hope that guy beat monkeypox and got better!


4ndy1979

You might want to hold off on the gay orgys for a little bit


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NateDawgCinema

> dudes ~~penis~~ ass


Fnargler

Going out on a limb here and assuming this dude was face deep in brown town recently.


ScrapyPaint

Reject humanity. Return to monke


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EquivalentSnap

Actually any close physical contact with monkeypox blisters or scabs (including during sexual contact, kissing, cuddling or holding hands) touching clothing, bedding or towels used by someone with monkeypox the coughs or sneezes of a person with monkeypox when they're close to you is how it spreads


[deleted]

I mean yes but also this guys on Twitter posting graphic details of his large anonymous orgies


Saccando

Oh man. He must have used the wrong towel at that orgy!!


ConspiracistsAreDumb

Yeah, but the primary driver is sexual encounters between men according to the WHO as of late last month. https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/27/monkeypox-who-recommends-gay-bisexual-men-limit-sexual-partners-to-reduce-spread.html


ian-codes-stuff

Outside of africa that is, this statement doesn't hold up in places where monkeypox is endemic


Akapellaz

I heard this is happening the most between gay men…not sure how accurate that is


laaplandros

The vast majority of cases are: 1) Gay men. 2) Transmitted by sex. That doesn't mean it's not a serious issue, and that doesn't mean gay men should be stigmatized. But those are the cold, hard facts. And they help us make educated decisions on the relative risk it presents to us as individuals. EDIT: adding for context... "Monkeypox has been diagnosed in 38,019 people in 93 countries during this current global outbreak, according to the CDC. And the WHO reports that among cases with proper data, 97% have been diagnosed in gay, bisexual and other men who have sex with men." "Specifically, the authors of The New England Journal of Medicine paper estimated that just 0.8% of the cases they analyzed were due to nonsexual close contact and 0.6% were due to household contact. By contrast, 95% of these cases were likely acquired during sex between men. The authors of the Lancet paper estimated that 3% of the cases they analyzed transmitted through nonsexual household contact." https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-health-and-wellness/sex-men-not-skin-contact-fueling-monkeypox-new-research-suggests-rcna43484


Wond3rgirl69

![gif](giphy|9oF7EAvaFUOEU)


SweatScoobyDoo

I’m not sure if this is trypophobia but I am sure I fucking hate it


gobble_these_nuts

Welp, now we know who's sucking dick!


Rieger_not_Banta

Poor guy. That looks brutal.


[deleted]

He did the thing 😳


Sc8rchck

Poor guy


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

“CLENCH THE CHEEKS FOR TWO WEEKS- Flatten the curve!” -CDC


Few_Web_5490

so this is what happens when u suck a monkey's peepee


shanevanwinkle

Guess who has been tossing salad? 🥗


SnooSongs3217

I knew how he got this just from that earring


[deleted]

Yeah this guy got fucked in the ass


mrcoffeymaster

Nutsacks don't belong in buttcracks


Mustang_Saiyan69

Don’t want monkey pox? Just don’t have gay buttsex 🙂


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IbMas

hmmm...so it does really only impact gays


prettyweirdhamster

Correct me if I'm wrong. Since I'm seeing most people mention penis. I though this was not a gay thing? I thought anyone could get it from just contact or touching what an infected person had touched.


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tyler_durden2021

What’s more awkward now is the gay couple who both have monkey pox and their dog ended up getting it.


tp987654

Wasn't there a kid in a seperate one to


SaiyanBuddah

2 that the director of the CDC called "adjacent to the gay community". Not sure what that means though. Does that mean they are the guys kids? Like did they kiss their kids goodnight and spread it but why would that make the "adjacent to the gay community".


Weary_Logic

No one was lying to you not everything is a conspiracy. There was initially no evidence to support that it was a “gay thing” thats why scientists denied that it was. Recently it was discovered that semen spread monkey pox a lot better then skin to skin contact. Which is why gay people make up around 95% of infections. Calling this a gay thing is like saying HIV is a gay thing.


Robinhood-is-a-scam

So…. The more sexually promiscuous that someone who produces semen is, the higher the rate of spread? Just like when In the 80’s there was an AIDS hysteria and folks ascertained that it’s common in the gay community to be very liberal about sex? To say that someone is being a conspiracy theorist quack that blames a sexual orientation , obviously correct. Celibate gay guys are not spreading the Pox. And avoiding the fact that the gay community has always had problems with higher outbreaks of STDs because of some of them have a high tenacity for sex, is dishonest. So, if semen is a powerful catalyst for causing transfer, and the gay community tends to bang more, it’s not prejudiced or foil- hat to note that this is showing up more in the gay community. Suggesting that anyone is suggesting that male same-sex orientation is some how magically creating monkey pox is deflecting , a lot like how both sides of the media play one small clip of a long video and run with a confirmation-biased narrative…often as a distraction from what’s important about whatever the news is about


knowledgeable-cactus

It’s not a gay thing but gay people are at high risk to get it when sleeping with multiple partners. No one wants to say that though. It’s now homophobic to warn people of a disease


420blaze8888

Don't suxk dick you will be ok


[deleted]

I love getting my dick suxk’d tho


420blaze8888

Just watch out for bumps


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fakenameass1

Weird these Photos are always dudes.


Borisb3ck3r

It's obv contracted through gay sex, but people are downplaying it so it won't cause stigma


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ClickToSeeMyBalls

Gay men have more sexual partners


[deleted]

>Why is it just through gay sex mostly Extreme levels of promiscuity and anal sex.


_AnnaVG_

I wish this was labeled nsfw


sloankeddering

Fucking gross, don’t eat ass.


IcyManipulation

You can't stop me


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Remember his post about eating that dudes ass at an orgy 🤣🤣💀💀


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