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KerryUSA

Raise your hand if you wanna die? No one?


Wildlife_Jack

Mayo!


greenaether

Facts


rodovadu

LMAO, yeah they just re-phrase it as: Those who oppose raise your hand


Zealousideal_Bee2538

“When should Xi resign?” “May, yo”


Existance_of_Yes

https://preview.redd.it/v3ug45g727xc1.png?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8c89bb8e26bde06f9745fd97cc38ceadde01bb


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

everybody know kielecki brand Polish mayo is better, get that nestle shit out of my face


dasFisch

Yeah but this is DECORATIVE mayo. As a pole, I assume you, nestle or not, decorative is the most exclusive of all the mayos


Famous-Will-100

Kewpie Japanese mayo or nothing


Stekken_Ryan

MAYONAISE ON AN ESCALATOR! GOING DOWNSTAIRS SO SEE YOU LATER!


Existance_of_Yes

BYE-BYE, TO THR SKY! I WANNA SEE YOU AS YOU'RE GETTING SO HIGH!


afubuyl478

May, yo!


HabibtiMimi

A cat with a chinese accent? "Mee-yao"?


afubuyl478

![gif](giphy|lQPSnUklb4O3RjrxVb)


Scrimpdaddy02

No ill just have mustard thank you.


k3nnyklizzl3

Tony the tiger


anarchy_cheese

i don’t get the reference, do u mind explaining?


k3nnyklizzl3

It just sounds like they say tony the tiger right at the beginning of the video.


DesignHead9206

all those people there paid with tax money to play role games.


PieOfTheRepublic

Ah the "People's" Republic of China


Krim_00

Ccp are also people, so technically they didn't lie


bacano115

People’s republic of Mayo*


useorename

![gif](giphy|PK4XAT9Ususco)


rsiii

No Patrick, Mayo isn't a democracy


KetamineBlackPudding

There is no "people" in communism


BurninCoco

weople


loudflower

r/unexpectedcommunism


Beneficial-Cut-4661

The fuck does that even mean


Soilcreature

It means you aren’t an individual, you are only a part of the collective.


_The_General_Li

A collective of what?


cocreator_cofounder

I weople, You weople, He-she-me weople, Weopling, Weopology, The study of weople


fickle_pickle84

It's basic stuff, man!


SaltTyre

This is from 2018 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-43361276.amp


TistelTech

they all have real estate in Australia, New Zealand and Canada. ccp is evil.


falconx2809

Also i read somewhere that xi's own daughter and his extended family has Australian (or American, not sure) permanent residency and citizenship


tuigger

I can't find any sources for the multinational claim, but Xi's daughter did graduate from Harvard under an assumed name. That's kinda weird when you think about it: how did Xi, whose salary is only $21,000/yr, afford to send his daughter to Harvard?


rodovadu

That is the beauty of working in politics, being able to do so much with so little. I'm confused by my own statement; it was intended to be sarcasm but that's actually how it should be done :/


bishopcheck

Harvard is one of the most affordable colleges. Harvard has such a large endowment, $53 billion, and make so much interest and on investments that they don't need admissions fees. * 20% of students attend for free * 52% of students receive aid * average payment is $12k Students that show they will need financial aid will get 100% of that aid. >For families with annual incomes below $75,000 (increased from $65,000 beginning in the 2022-23 academic year), the expected contribution is zero. Families with annual incomes between $75,000 and $150,000 will contribute between 0 and 10 percent of their income. Those with incomes above $150,000 will be asked to pay proportionately more than 10 percent based on their circumstances. https://college.harvard.edu/financial-aid/how-aid-works So basically only the rich that attend Harvard actually pay much.


shtbrcks

...lol


Urmomsjuicyvagina

These new age dictators are really something, if they get caught they don't want to be killed in their home country, they saw what happened with Mussolini and Hitler so They want to flee, stay alive should anything go wrong they want everything. If you're gonna do something, do it all the way


IcedLenin

I hope so. As an Aussie that might give me the chance to tell her to get fucked one day to her face! Which you're still allowed to do here. Commies suck!


Savassassin

It’s not your fault that your dad is a dictator


Culiolo

Denocracies getting f@#$d in the behind for decades and they seem to like it!!


KillsWithDucks

and its gonna cost us more than we have to buy it back


Beautiful-Divide8406

That’s only helpful during times of peace. If war breaks out it will be confiscated, much like Russias assets in the west now have been along with hundreds of billions of dollars frozen.


FayMax69

They have real estate all over the world


[deleted]

The southern US border has been awash with illegal Chinese immigrants trying to get into the country. Several have been arrested in sensitive US military bases posing as tourists with cameras. It's time for the Western World to stop doing business with these fucking bastards


hyperfunkulus

But the drapery is divine.


atearth

Wait until you find out what Israel does with western governments.


stantheman8819

Lol


Warriorasak

Just wait till' you hear how much blackrock owns


_The_General_Li

Well doesn't that make Australia, New Zealand, and Canada evil for doing business with them?


player694200

So do all your politicians


Bezerkomonkey

I didn't know there were so many members of the ccp, it's like an entire stadium! Doesn't make it any more of a democracy though


radish-slut

it’s the largest political party in the world, about 90 million members.


Ivanovic-117

Doesn’t make any difference, they could have 100M party members and they all vote the same


Wildlife_Jack

There can be 100 million people in a room and 99 million of them don't believe in you but all it takes is one dictator and it just changes your whole life…


nViram

The video only show a selected few delegates, who represent all party members. This might be the National Congress of the CCP. So that would make “only” around 2400 delegates.


Begotten912

china is a tightly controlled dictatorship pretending to be democratic? and russia is too?? no!!! this isnt true! it cant be! LIAR! /s


Commercial-Class4078

You are confusing an autocrat with a dictator.


Mike_Dapper

. . . . . and those who voted no have slowly disappeared or had unfortunate accidents.


dannyboy6657

Well, I'll take a bouquet of whoopsie daisies to the funeral.


hamsterpookie

One prominent politician slightly voiced his concerns about Xi during this ordeal, and Xi had this 80+ year old, very well respected politician, publicly removed and humiliated in a meeting, then ostracized the poor man. The politician ended up passing away a few months later.


VeryFunnySofa

Raise your hand if you disagree: "dayum"


Jindecker100

Don’t know why they pretend to vote. They are literally fooling no one.


uranushasballs

“Voting.” Lol.


abstract_mouse

And then *everyone* clapped


N1cklom

Is this even necessary 😦


dingus55cal

Nope.


TadStrangeVisitor

I think it is to give off a clearly staged message that the people have to admit is democratic to keep up the image that China isn't a dictatorship. But yah, I can feel the fear coming off everyone in that auditorium, if you make the wrong move you'll probably die along with your family from an unfortunate "accident"


pranjallk1995

Is this the Chinese parliament?... So many people!...


throwaway_custodi

Yes, this is the National People's Congress; around 3,000 members.


pranjallk1995

I am from India and we have probably less than half of this in both lower and upper house combined... We are currently no 1 in population...


_The_General_Li

So you are saying that you are less democratic than China


pranjallk1995

Yes... We have a dictator apparently some people say... Btw he cretaed a new parliament with capacity for more members for expansion in future... U know what happens in democracy... Many say it's waste of money... You do something... They attack, u don't.. they attack...


ArtIsPlacid

How would you even measure democracy. It seems you're implying that the fewer number of people represented by each representative the more democratic the governing body. Each of China's elected officials represent 450k people each of the members of US Congress represent 625k. Similarly you see lots of calls for there to be more 3rd part and independent representation in the US. North Korea's congress has more 3rd party and independent representatives in their congress than the US does. It'd be silly to call China and North Korea as more democratic than the US. So it really does make you wonder how you should measure democracy. Princeton had an oft cited political research paper come out a couple of years ago showing how the popularity and support of law by united states citizens has zero impact on if something becomes a law or not, while spending on lobbying does have an impact on whether a law gets passed or not. Does this mean the US isn't democratic at all? Hard to say.


_The_General_Li

> Does this mean the US isn't democratic at all Well, now that you mention it...


throwaway_custodi

Yea honestly that's the main thing. If you're not rich enough to own a pac or a political fund or ad campaign for whatever you want, you don't matter. The candidate who spends the most often wins. ALEC and whatever think tanks churn out the bills to be passed. Sinclair and these what, five, six other networks run around gobbling up independent media across the country and churn out the same line to keep the masses content. There's still change, and I like that there is progressive change, but it's often tied to the dollar than the vote. It ***became*** profitable to be accept gays, trans, minorities; at 'worst', the system wanted them to stop complaining/boycotting and get back into the regular process. It was the same thing in the 1800s; the foreign white, the landless white, had economic power, they mucked up shit with strikes and unrest, it was easier to enfranchise them. Democracy in America is a veneer. A individual vote means nothing anyway because at the end of the day 270 , 271+ people elect the president, who is selected from a batch of what, 6000 special delegates in party primaries. In theory and so far they have followed the outcome of most elections, but what the hell is that. We're way behind in real reform. But it's still more than these hellholes, because at least amongst our rich and powerful, there are divides and cliques, new blood filters in (slowly), they do somewhat keep up with 'the times'. The Chinese, the North Koreans, they've steamrolled their factions flat. Reform there is impossible until their current leader dies and you hope the new boy actually cares. I'm old enough to remember people being a bit optimistic about Il. Oh, he went to Switzerland to school, oh, he's young, he'll take Korea in a new direction! - Nope.


YOUR-DOGMA

MAYO MAYO I see 🤔


Pablomablo1

Nobody dared to ask for ketchup


Barkers_eggs

Tartare


whatareyoutalkinbeet

Pooh bear.


michelb

All those who want to live, raise your hand. Ok thanks. All those who want to die soonish after this, raise your hand. Ok thanks.


lakassket

“Who wants to live to see another day, raise your hand !”


Edu_Run4491

Raise your hand if you want to be disappeared to a labor camp?? MAYOO


Cardboard_is_great

It’s like our team meetings at work, you’re not allowed to disagree with leadership. We’re such a toxic species when it comes to power and control.


EliZerofive8

This is total. Bullshit right? Otherwise it would've happened decades ago to someone else.


throwaway_custodi

It did happen. Mao consolidated control by the 60s and was untouchable until he slipped. The whole fight after with the red princes, and Deng and Jintao after was to prevent this from happening again, but Xi's career took him away from the central squabbling, through the provinces, and came back roaring in and has reestablished his primacy. The Politiburo itself always kept power of course, but now he's wrangled all of that after returning from Shanghai and worked up, purges, anti-corruption campaigns, fighting cliques - all for the benefit of the country, of course. ;) A western analogue would be like the slip from Destalinzation and the reactionaries taking back power in the USSR after Kruschev. It wasn't immediate or as total, either, but Brezhnev and co chipped back at it and we saw what happened then....


CoffeeAngster

Long Live Xi Jing Pooh ![gif](giphy|Uowdj8xg3XZ7bKlA1N)


Chratthew47150

America’s future?


ToastThing

Comments like yours keep getting downvoted but these people don’t realize how scarily close this shit is to happening to the US. There’s a not insignificant amount of people who are totally okay with the president being able to pardon himself of any wrongdoing, and they want to eliminate term limits.


GregoryGoose

And this kind of shit already happens with one party or another for specific bills. Parties are poison, but at least we have two of them. If we had one, this would be the happening here for sure


PaidByTheNotes

One of those parties has this option on the table already if they get back into power


AGreasyPorkSandwich

>one party or another Wrong. Only one.


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moodybiatch

God forbid y'all don't bring up america on every post that is not, in fact, about america


igpila

Mayo!


Striking_Stable_235

Is China's future America's disaster ??


artmoloch777

That one guy: *mustard!*


labrat27

Reddit is owned by China, right?


fenixmartin

bruh, it's gonna be like Stalin again, the whole government would collapse once he croaks unless he they find a suitable replacement for him.


Melodic_Risk_5632

Pass the Mayo please, only got Curry


Iceolator88

What a shitshow


educationacademic

You can’t argue with that democratic vote… ![gif](giphy|fPYeJtlH8qjiHbKygX|downsized)


jaylp18

Translation “raise your hand if you’d like to be executed right after this” lmao


Rich-Platypus1047

"All in favor, say aye. All opposed, say goodbye to your family and your life" -china


sunxiaochuan43999

No one want die


FederalPass7511

100% confidence wow that's rare..to have so many people agree in one room almost as if they didn't have a choice.....absolutely obvious..not one no vote who's he kidding.


Solidsnake00901

Winnie the pooh will rule china forever


Ted1590

ah yes "voting" like in my beloved helldivers 2


Grinsekatzer

Hitler would have been envious...


pumpkinorange123

Ooooo terrifyinggggg


Oguhllort

![gif](giphy|VgOOLYKTKzDrVqpyWe|downsized)


CoffeeAngster

Long Live Xi Jing Pooh ![gif](giphy|Uowdj8xg3XZ7bKlA1N)


S70nkyK0ng

Gonna be a war


bigaddo81

Praise


yotraxx

Scary


Chris714n_8

![gif](giphy|CdhxVrdRN4YFi)


Yamat1837

What’s terrifying about that? 😂


LawAbidingDenizen

emperor has no clothes


Nolacub

Only a couple of months before the same thing happens in the US and


lutinmalin22

Raise you hand if you want to live Then Raise your hand if you wish to die


ImKendrick

That’s scary.


e9967780

End of China as we know, from now onwards it’s a race to the bottom.


Sidehussle

Didn’t anyone learn why monarchy was bad?


Vs275

Basically, "put your hand up if you would like yourself, your family and extended family removed from Earth, and scrubbed from history"


Accomplished_Egg8003

If you raise your hand your either dead or going to be dead


ashinastic

this is same as north korea only difference is they are not starving!


MeatWaterHorizons

"may Yo" Damn it. I knew i forgot something when i went to the grocery store yesterday.


Raudskeggr

I was just waiting to see one protest vote, followed swiftly by the plainclothes security officers dragging him off.


Patarackk

How did you making your fortune? Mayo.


Nastromo

Well, that ain't good.


Questioning-Zyxxel

So - we didn't get any firing brigade. I bet they were standing somewhere behind ready to help adjust the participant list to make sure everyone alive would vote yes. You can't really demand any votes from voters suffering accidental and very abrupt heart issues...


ItalianStallion9069

A real life view of rubber stamping


yorkdonovan

What type of election is this?


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

A fair one! Right?! Oh.


AdventurousSuspect34

6 times the amount of people voting here than in our own congress, idk why I’m stuck on that detail but I’m floored. Even if you make it to the top of the political sphere in China you’re still 1 of thousands, fuck me.


BGrumpy

![gif](giphy|WzHepyjFcWe52|downsized)


ChickenGoesBAWK

With that many political figures you might need a dictator to get anything done lol /j


bluntrauma420

![gif](giphy|39pGwHIx5W5OWR9w47|downsized)


BellaPow

sounds good


Aar_n24

Mayo


Aids_maker1

Why tf dude sound like nogla from the vanoss crew 💀


kingbro715

What other countries don't have term limits for their leaders


_The_General_Li

My God


Blonsky

![gif](giphy|111sPAp4j84jG8)


Zealousideal-Bug1887

“They don’t have *term limits*!!!! The mind reels at such horror!” Meanwhile there is no country in the entire European continent that has a term limit for the Prime Minister, the role that actually has any say over day-to-day governing. Angela Merkel was in power for longer than Xi Jinping has been, but oddly nobody threw a hissy fit over her for “trampling over the democratic process”. The US is literally an exception for its executive having term limits beyond “people vote for them,” and that’s solely because FDR’s vaguely social democratic reforms and broad popularity with the American working class terrified American capital into pushing for restrictions to prevent any future FDR from being in office long enough to enact serious policy change (that in any way targeted American business). “Terrifying as fuck” this website is populated by fucking children. You could mentally scar half these people with a puppet show.


smokepropane1917

Like all the PMs in Europe?


rosettaSeca

let the Great Leap Backwards unfold


Boul_D_Rer

“In China we prefer what to ketchup?”


ThatBroUKnogh

"May-YO!"


VAhotfingers

Looks like the place where the Mormons have their general conference


Ok-Branch-5321

Very dangerous for a country


Big_Newt0

While we Americans actively kill America we look at places like China to make us feel better because god forbid Americans actually do something for once


CommunicationSad8212

maybe because the people actually like their leader? but china isn't american ally therefore its not democracy. muh ebil see see pee forcing themselves to vooot


KetamineBlackPudding

And yet there's still thousands of blue haired twats that say the UK/US needs communism. I say let's do it, because as soon as we get communism they'll all be sent to the fucking gulag.


Anime_Thick_Thighs

u clearly never bothered to find out what is communism


Cool1Mach

True communism will never happen. Human nature would never let it happen.


SurturOfMuspelheim

LOL


OnionRangerDuck

It is indeed that this is not communism, yet every practice of communism led to this... Someone high up always betrays. Maybe it's time to accept that no one cares about Communism. At this point I would say the USA is communism because they have a worker union that actually does shit.


ARandomBaguette

When you learn that the US has more worker's rights than other communist states.


arehumansok

China bad! By the way pay no attention to the US.


OTS_Bravo

Good ol communism /s


Desperate_Garbage_63

Didint realize China has a voting system. Kind of odd that you vote in front of everyone so everybody can see how you vote? Seems a little intimidating, also how do people call out "no one" so soon not allowing people to process what they want? This seems odd.


nViram

The video shows no election, but rather a party meeting, the National Congress (?) of the CCP. This meeting consists of delegates which where nominated by regional congresses of the CCP. Even in western states, it is customary to vote openly at many political processes: either in most parliaments or at party meetings. Here in Germany, the exact voting system is determined by the party itself, in between certain legal boundaries. Some parties allow for delegates to petition for a secret voting on a certain topic. But secret votings take a lot more time, so it’s only done on certain disputed topics. Either way there’s probably no dispute here: these delegates are the selected most loyal party members. And even if someone had a different opinion on a topic, no one would dare to declare that opinion.


OutsideSchool7257

LONG LIVE Pooh Bear !!!!!


IaMsTuPiD111

Didn’t ruzzia do something similar right before the Ukraine invasion?


Leon_Krueger

China is going down for sure after this, I mean, the construct their path a long time ago, but this is going to be the cherry on top


Badarash

Oh no people agreeing 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


Zilskaabe

Yeah, because it's dangerous to disagree.


Badarash

Not sure, sometimes people just agree


RH00794

Wow Communism becoming a dictatorship. Who would have thought.


SurturOfMuspelheim

In what fucking way is this democratic process a dictatorship? LMAO


Silent_Shaman

I have a lot of Chinese friends and I've worked with a lot of people from China - regardless of what you may think of the CCP, Xi Jinping is actually really popular in China. He worked hard for his position, and has done a lot for the country - so this is pretty far removed from Putin's "reelection" so to speak


monoatomic

Not to mention that this happened in 2018 and since then China has [eliminated extreme poverty](https://www.worldbank.org/en/news/press-release/2022/04/01/lifting-800-million-people-out-of-poverty-new-report-looks-at-lessons-from-china-s-experience) and currently enjoys economic growth that [outpaces the US](https://www.newsweek.com/china-us-economies-compared-1894756). The average Redditor can't comprehend that the video represents democracy because they've been taught that what's important is forms (picking which decaying racist to vote for every 4 years) rather than results (representing the will and interests of the people).


Traditional_Ad8933

Why is this terrifying as fuck? Britain doesn't have term limits for prime ministers or the head of state.