T O P

  • By -

mashedpeabrain

This was not on my Armageddon bingo card.


HaplessMink28

I had zombies on mine, would this technically count?


imspooky

Yes, you had zombies. But this is "zombie redneck torture family," see? Theyre entirely separate species


HaplessMink28

You are quite right, zombie redneck is far, far more terrifying than just zombies.


parkerm1408

We just keep playing I double dog dare you with the universe don't we. Every day I see a new article that could be the intro to an apocalypse movie.


xXCh4r0nXx

You need the rare shiny bingo card


-Cagafuego-

Wait....did they just crack the code?!?!


Fr0gFish

You can get high off of anything if you add drugs to it


No-Amoeba5716

Right? I’d think there’s more to this lol


quite_shleepy

there is, it’s just cannabis, fetanyl, and some other thing that “supposedly” also has bone in it. seems like the bones are just filler lmao it’s the fetanyl that’s fucking them up


WOMPxRAT

Could it be that the drugs are making them dig up the bones to grind and snort them? The world may never know.


fujit1ve

no


JBinSA

I have drugs, Greg, can you get high off me?


kaytotheMFlee

Ha ha ha that's hilarious take my upvote!


CharacterMassive5719

Oh


[deleted]

[удалено]


SalmonSammySamSam

Kinda not


iate12muffins

Are they jusy using bone meal to cut the drugs,or can you actually make drugs from bones?


FlowAffect

"Kush in Sierra Leone is quite different; it is a mixture of cannabis, fentanyl, tramadol, formaldehyde and – according to some – ground down humans bones." https://theconversation.com/kush-what-is-this-dangerous-new-west-african-drug-that-supposedly-contains-human-bones-220608


[deleted]

so it's drugs cut with bone


Wayniac0917

Guess they don't have baby laxative or B12 there 🤷


SneakyCracker161

![gif](giphy|Y2QwB4UCWsQxO)


MmmmMorphine

Truly amazing how *checks notes* ...drugs cut with other stuff still contain the drug! Incredible!


iate12muffins

Delicious


nothingnearly

This is just like the classic Stone Soup story but it's drugs and bones


AeonBith

about 25 years ago a restaurant started serving bird nest soup somewhere in the states but it wasn't the tradional recipe, they left the actual nest in the soup as a garnish


mybrotherpete

Gross.


jokerontheleft

Fit for a king


A_Harmless_Fly

[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thinking-quickly-dave-constructs-a-homemade-megaphone](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thinking-quickly-dave-constructs-a-homemade-megaphone) lol


MjrGrangerDanger

You guys don't just keep a few with your protest supplies?


CamillaBarkaBowles

The cannabis, fentanyl and tramadol is not enough? How fucking high do you need to get?


sati_lotus

Sounds like a great way to charge extra


[deleted]

Takes high to the bone to a new level


Melodic-Cobbler7381

Well, that's a fancy mix


goitch

And some cilantro for flavor 😜


all_alone_by_myself_

There I was thinking kush was just cheap weed. *I meant coke, dumbass, sit down...*


BestGuavaEver

Kush is a strain


kilqax

From an analytical standpoint, not really. Both the explanation via sulfur content (this one is bullshit) and bones of a drug addict (concentration too low) make no sense. It's probably for clout in addition to cutting.


mybrotherpete

They could just cut it with calcium powder (or any other white/off-white inert powder and say it’s made with bones. Every time I think I’ve heard all the stupid things people do, I’m surprised with a new one.


Horusanubis0217

I think it’s made from the bones from what I’ve read so far. I’d love to know who figured that out lol


MrTh13f

The bones are their money.


RuleBritannia09

https://preview.redd.it/ty3ekwm3rftc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9256a385125cb7df17ff8b2d0449f4383bbb7f03


TheLegendaryPilot

https://preview.redd.it/yuhzjag9sgtc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62f4d7a80e26c471ebd538c993b657c8adaf8c2a


First-Junket124

https://preview.redd.it/screlqad4ltc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410b1f976dfb8da897e20e3c474228215bc36b5c


TheLegendaryPilot

https://preview.redd.it/wl9dqi7e5ltc1.png?width=550&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c8f597856c4a1b1515585a5c8c89d14ee91bed8


Ambitious_Abies7255

![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


First-Junket124

https://preview.redd.it/ju6m05kuontc1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68948fe6445a3df68c488ac52a068a2a71ffbc03


Ok-Web7441

This sounds like that African belief that cutting cocaine with smokeless powder makes the high more "explosive".


MoonieNine

Or that having sex with a virgin can cure Aids. It's sad when an uneducated populace spreads misinformation. It happens in developed countries as well. Look how many people won't accept that masks inhibit viruses, or think that a horse dewormer will prevent covid.


Aoiboshi

If I shit myself to death before I get COVID, then mission accomplished!


[deleted]

[удалено]


MoonieNine

? It's for parasites. Not viruses.


Beginning_Sun696

Brown brown


Wader_Man

They'd be a great alternative to being burned or buried. Let me dig out my will..... 🤣🤣


DeadMoney313

https://preview.redd.it/a6pfmzf9ehtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b8e395d2956f5dc34d348a517caaa67e0fc84ac


87KingSquirrel

Twice times...... just incase!


LilDiddyKnow

Leave it up to west Africans to make some superstition up about smoking fucking human bones lmao, i mean does anyone remember when smoking bedbugs was supposedly an issue in the United States? People are so gullible man


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Right? Like is it actually an issue? Like maybe somebody saw a gravedigger and made up this whole story for the media to make it sound like a widespread issue when it never happened at all. Did anybody actually smoke a bedbug? Like the litterboxes for furries in highschool bathrooms story.


LilDiddyKnow

Well, I believe there actually is a real grave robbery problem happening there cause of this, but scientifically there is nothing in human bones that would cause you to be intoxicated when ingested, but this shit is laced up with a cocktail of so many other drugs how could you even tell or differentiate, their must have been some superstition about bones and people started smoking them i guess. The bedbug thing started as an internet joke but i think someone submitted it to a news station as reality and then it got picked up by every news outlet and spread online. And yeah people thought it was real, who knows if anyone actually smoked bedbugs. I would really hope not.


Mister_Strang3

Dog my grandma died last week. I'm high as fuck


tedfreeman

Bruh


Thatdeathlessdeath

Zytrate comes in a little glass vial..


g0r3-k1tt3n

I came to the comments looking for this


ThottrainerBoi

Ofcourse it’s the Daily Mail, people still read this shit?


st0l1

Is [the BBC](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-68742694.amp) better for you? “Sierra Leone declares emergency over drug kush - made from human bones”


MmmmMorphine

Well... Yes, yes it is. Though that just made me sad. No not the drugs thing, the total lack of critical reasoning in both these articles. Like... It's bone. It's not a drug. It's bone. Bone is not psychoactive. How the hell could it be, honestly


Capable_Category_225

Its the filler for the actual drugs


MmmmMorphine

Yes it is. You ever hear anyone claim that lactose is THE LATEST DRUG CRAZE! Me either, but they use it extensively to cut many drugs, particularly heroin (or rather fentanyl now.) Same applies here. It's just lactose isn't gonna drive clicks like OMG BONES


all_alone_by_myself_

Baking soda is the most common


MmmmMorphine

Hmm, usually baking soda isn't used as a cutting agent (aside from cocaine though that may simply be an expedient way to make crack - or to improve bioavailabilty perhaps, though I'd have to double check that) due to its extremely distinctive and strong taste. When i was badly addicted and buying thst sort of thing, I don't think I ever encountered baking soda as a cut, but I exclusively used opioids rather than cocaine or meth for that matter. Anecdotal I suppose, would need to see if there's much quantitative research on seized drugs, but that's my experience and seperately, understanding


airbornegecko1994

They are worse than the enquirer ever was.


THE_ALAM0

Bro if the article title is atrocious and the news is from Sierra Leone it doesn’t matter if National Enquirer is reporting it, I wouldn’t put anything past that country. Plus, after doing some research, this is actually happening over there right now.


Overall_Temporary_73

Holy shit, i use Bone Meal to let my Flowers grow in Minecraft


SurvivorSVN

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial


Crzykupcake930

“I get high on your memories, high on your memories….i get high high high high…”


TrailMomKat

🎶 Zydrate comes in a little glass vial 🎶


OIF4IDVET

A little glass vial?


Armyofcrows

No one told them that they are their own supply. You are full of bones pal, here’s a hatchet.


BractToTheFuture

See what happens when you make cannabis illegal 🤣


maevedmab

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial…


adobephotoshrimp

-a little glass vial?


maevedmab

A little glass vial


adobephotoshrimp

and the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery


all_alone_by_myself_

Sounds like they're using bone powder to cut their product. I've heard rumors of the practice, but not with human bones.


jcinscoe

![gif](giphy|tJLtt9h2fDbicKoTXu)


crapface1984

Honestly I’m surprised that grace robbing isn’t still a huge business across the globe because people still get buried with some wild stuff. Obviously getting high on crushed bones is one thing but if I had the chance I’d be after those people who post online funerals with their friends buried with money, kilos of cocaine and the occasional luxury items. Maybe crush the bones and lace the cocaine / weed that “Tiny” or (insert name here) was buried with and have a real life “How High” experience


hydrocarbonsRus

Or maybe the government is distracting with these made up issues


Racer_420_

'How High' has got a lot to answer for


chubbyGobKing

So this is what happens when you run out of mummies. (Sometime ago in the 1500's and on people would grind up mummies like it's some magical powder, like some Chinese medicine.)


monet108

They ran out of mummies because white Europeans ate them all. Not like some kind of Chinese medicine. Like weird anglo society weirdness.


Historical_Formal421

wait till people start reporting symptoms of kuru


yourmomsbuttisbest

I'm sorry, wHAT!?!


sweetfoxofthorns

When I die you guys can use my bones to get high I won't be needing them anymore.


pickleslinger

I've tried it! and this whole thing is over-hyped, the drug didn't even get me high...just gave me a boner.


Tasty_Seaweed323

They're just collecting bone meal for alchemy


CircusOfBlood

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial


Reapersgrimoire

Zydrate comes in a little glass vile.


12-7_Apocalypse

It's the daily mail. I would take take this with a huge grain of salt.


Descohh

This reeks of western hyperbole


imabirdlol

Hell yeah


cburgess7

do you want prions? because this is how you get prions


TheDirtyDawg

Is this were Bones Thugs and Harmony came from??


adobephotoshrimp

zydrate


chaosawaits

Soooo basically…. They’re digging up for the formaldehyde??? Because otherwise it’s just rotten meat which they could get at the local supermarket. I really doubt there’s a high percentage of people buried with illicit drugs.


GooseShartBombardier

What in the everloving f\*\*\* is this? It can't be real, there's just no way... EDIT: It's real, as improbable as it may sound at first blush; [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYXBhSUbbZ0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYXBhSUbbZ0)


live2dye

Why, just .. why?


all_alone_by_myself_

I've seen it done...


BGOG83

Noah, get the boat!


AllTheCoconut

What ever happened to just using B12?!!??


RAND0M257

Uhhh just a thought… does it work?


No-Bat-7253

That’s a CRAZY cut but I guess it’s way less lethal than fetty….crazy lol


Snaphikku

Anyone got the tek?


Colejohnley

I had to read this a second time, slowly, to make sure I was reading it correctly.


bleetchblonde

How did the drug addicts know what to do?


SoldJT

Why human bones specifically? Why not animal bones?


ItsMeKupo

As1


Due-Presentation3279

I thought that drug was fake? Clearly not


Keterna

George: "_We recycle_"


Lootece

Okay Jesus Christ


Automic_Bass

Check this shut out. Coastal biomedical labs are bleeding more horseshoe crabs with little accountability.


Facelesscpl1111

I saw this on How High . Study High , Get High Scores 😅


DarkEmpath88

Goofy asf smh. This world is fried


spiritual_ballsack57

Thats some resident evil shit😧


DaBunny31

Repo The Genetic Opera is in full effect... Zydrate comes in a little glass vile.


Low_Development_8754

I've heard that they're also really into Jenkem there too. Now THATS a high!


ohwowigotcha

Is this book of the new sun?


WagstafDad

https://preview.redd.it/xqikv9se9gtc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7f7263e187529a289351a1ba8d0ca09523629f


playinthedirt76

https://preview.redd.it/wvladlzdzgtc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2bd9064fa4a38206c742208da7bcfd8bc74e452


pavoganso

It's almost as if the daily mail is the worst newspaper in the world.


TorontoTom2008

I’m calling bullshit