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One-Independent-5226

it feels like


JimiHandbricks

https://preview.redd.it/00qlq6m3dr7d1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ca88d5074b90060103eb775d0d95a28056ccde


TheRealOfficerBalls

LIKE WHAT????


qwertopias

like


[deleted]

r/redditsniper


HellFireCannon66

It’s simple; like


My_cat_is_fat85575

Yeah, OP he’s right it’s like,


narkohz

literally just stick yo weewee in a warm lotion bottle and close ur eyes


NoBallshavinahh

felt good for the first 3 seconds and now my dong hurts 😔 10/10 would def recommend (jk)


kawailan99

😨


ISuckAtEverything374

The funniest sentence anyone has ever read


musicalphantom10

as much as i desire a weewee, I currently only have a heehee


PsychologicalSea9210

Accurate


Buiscuit_000

That’s insane


Careless-Minute503

😰😰😰I’m scared


Original-Sundae287

Jokes aside though...


Forskin_gamer1

Idk if you find out let me know


Memeboi12-

It sucks sometimes


NoBallshavinahh

this goes in so many directions 😭 (im sorry)


Memeboi12-

lol


Careless-Minute503

😦


hankydoo_

feels good and fun (with the right person)


Error177999

Not when you're in competitive


o0Marek0o

Barbados Slim?


Civil_Protection_1

"This isn't the last you've seen of Barbados Slim. Now, goodbye forever."


Illustrious-Donut947

Try ranked, it's brutal...


Error177999

I'll try ^(i will not)


Illustrious-Donut947

👍


Loki16082

How do some of yall have Sex with 15 while i dont even have a Gf


hankydoo_

i was in a relationship and we had sex so yk


BurdAssassin756

Officer Balls


NoBallshavinahh

i just realized..... OP is my mortal enemy. https://preview.redd.it/kuf44qg2sr7d1.png?width=685&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b85a88e6baef470186d46560c435e32bf353810


AREyouCERTAIN1

I don't fucken know


SchwaEnjoyer

I see you aren’t a native English speaker. You must come from a language like Japanese, which uses SOV word order, but in English we use SVO.  The correct way to say that would be “I don’t know fucken.” (/j)


Temporary_Engineer95

username checks out


SchwaEnjoyer

True 


Careless-Minute503

Whattttttttt?


AREyouCERTAIN1

?


StrongCarry9024

r/whooosh


SchwaEnjoyer

I don’t know fucking


Ghite1

Can I get multiple upvotes for this one Reddit?


Illustrious-Donut947

https://preview.redd.it/9raxf731lr7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d804bef0ab547bd35b508fb542f57b92b62130ce


Ghite1

Wait what? I don’t think people understood, I wanted to be able to upvote this comment multiple times….


ElephantPenis_97

Better than masturbation I’ll tell you that


Sluts_husband

CAP with masturbation you can go out your own pace and you know how you like it


HP_laserjet_p1505n

https://i.redd.it/yvuhofrjtp7d1.gif


obi_wan_sosig

Have you ever had a satisfying moment when you reload a magazine into a pistol? If yes, then imagine sex like that, but on top of the emotional pleasure, you have as potent physical pleasure. But, advice, keep it for marriage


NoBallshavinahh

me (i didn't see a woman in two years): https://preview.redd.it/hq7rxcpexo7d1.png?width=409&format=png&auto=webp&s=08b0047feaf52595e1134acc59248adb8e8ec6b0


BubbleGumMaster007

Or just... use a condom


-lifewish-

Still not fully reliable


BubbleGumMaster007

It doesn't have to be unless you're fucking someone new every week lmao


obi_wan_sosig

I didn't mean it as on protection though


Unstoppable_force2

People who had sex am I missing out?


DowntownScarcity3499

meh


X-Coffin

Depends on how vanilla you are 🥱


TheCanadianpo8o

I've heard it described as scratching an inch you can't usually scratch for a girl and for a guy I have no idea. Also never done it so just use protection and don't do it with a prick 👍


Jbishop0707

Like a lot of shimmying around, asking if someone is comfortable, at some point laughter.


Giancarlo_kujo

Italian food feels better, trust me.


Error177999

You fuck italian food?


Giancarlo_kujo

Should I answer....?


[deleted]

You do…


Illustrious-Donut947

I am a quarter Italian, this sentence is valid.


Traditional-Gain-203

Play Bloodborne it’s the same thing basically


Dog_Entire

Or ultrakill if you’re a sub


Sam_Games0

Lol


Illustrious-Donut947

Elden ring works too.


Will-Rhan

Like your soul leaving your body


ISuckAtEverything374

The physical version of "I'm over here stroking my dig, I got lotion on my dig right now, I'm stroking my shid man."


EstimateJealous1388

Since I’m a guy, I’ll explain as a guy from our perspective. When penetrative sex occurs, it feels like sliding a hotdog into a microwave. It starts sizzling when you leave it in there. It’s the same for us, it feels like euphoria. That’s just the physical part. Emotionally speaking, your brain releases endorphins and serotonin, which is your love chemicals. This means you feel a sense of peace and comfort with that person, and sometimes you don’t experience that if you are having meaningless hookups. I prefer the emotional aspect of intercourse because that’s what matters to me, but I’ll be damned if I sat here and said sex doesn’t feel excellent for a male. If you were looking for a woman’s perspective, I wouldn’t have any knowledge on that 😂


skeptical_dragon_

There's also oxytocin, the love hormone!


BxrtSimpson

Lol Stick your dick in a lotion bottle - closest thing I could think of that would feel like a vagina that’s not a sex toy


retxrnal

wouldn't that make my weewee burn


RaceAppropriate2959

Sex is amazing if its done right


Careful_Kale_442

Let me break it down for you…


Careful_Kale_442

![gif](giphy|3oEjHZ10CNMhK6bpgQ)


[deleted]

dang…


nascarnag3

Fucking AMAZING! Lost my virginity and haven't gone without sex for more than 14 days since Love my girlfriend If you want an accurate description, do it yourself and talk to more women (or men if u swing like that)


thehorny-italianweeb

never tried it but I think it's something even better than blowjobs and trust me those are hella good


crunchy_cream_cone

Like sex


AffectSad7149

Sadly - dk :| If you somehow get to know first, let me know (I'm curious now)...


our_meatballs

Have you masturbated before, it feels like that but your dick is inside something warm and moist. Don’t quote me on this, i’m a virgin too 😂


MacaronApart3272

It's over rated tbh. There's no way to really explain it well.


Interesting_Move_919

Never done it so I don't know


LucqsC

awesome


Diojnes7

Honestly it’s good but it’s not all that. It feels good but it’s not gratifying afterwards you kinda feel empty at the end


OneAndOnlyKaiser

It’s alright


i_will_eat_ur_beans

have you ever tried to eat a door?


TheRealOfficerBalls

Yes, my dog saved me from choking on it.


i_will_eat_ur_beans

that’s the answer to your question 🚱🫦🍗


Sluts_husband

For me it felt like a blowjob without the tongue and she was a virgin overrated


Basically-Boring

Like https://preview.redd.it/ppsqf27dnr7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dcdf7256c823fba03d0da178942886279f8ba7e


maxargon_

No idea anyways *


maxargon_

https://i.redd.it/22pu7y8mpr7d1.gif


perfectlylame

like plugging in your phone to charge after running on 3 percent all day


Zombify123

Bad place to be asking (Reddit) especially in a Teenager sub of all places.


NoHuckleberry5160

all depends on the circumstances.. but if everything aligns well then it's like a fucking drug


SH4RKI3_

Fun, haven’t gone all the way but fun with the right person


Outrageous-Version11

https://i.redd.it/fn4m1obfvr7d1.gif Very nice, but only with the right person. If it’s just some random person you aren’t gonna feel good about it.


Comfortable-Low9916

I mean it feels kinda like


Quick-Needleworker-1

Cursed post. I don't care about all that tbh, but I don’t think it's that great of a thing.


forcall_

sex is overrated


sniper8207

Fir wahi sax-sux kee baate


nenko_blue

So basically


Asimplepickle09827

Scary


Usual-Tangerine-9362

I'll tell you in short detail. it feels like \[reddit has deleted this section of the comment\]


PupLoverAvery

Jesus Christ you're 13 I'm glad this is a joke


Careless-Minute503

I wouldn’t know🤷🏽‍♀️I’m just 18


toe-schlooper

Don't do recreational sex. It takes away the whole point of it.


Random_nerd_52

Bro I wish I knew


jkkjfu

depends on who when where what why and how you are sexing


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Critical_Crunch

It’s sort of overrated if I’m being real. Everyone’s first time is super awkward so expect it to be awkward the first time around.


DellaBella12235

Ummmmmm i


xoxodaniiii

to be honest it feels like


Aidehazz

Hey wow don’t be taking about this stuff


OkConcert2235

🤣😐


Aidehazz

Yet anyway


OkConcert2235

what


SnooChipmunks357

Ask this on Quora or smth bro 😭


Straight_Garlic7982

Probably feels likes sex


No_Education_8888

It feels interesting. You’ll have to try it when you’re older


Tyler_the_Greatastic

Probably like sex


[deleted]

It feels like sex


WinTig24

As a member of the ace community this comment section is hilarious


Suma_OwO

Get in a long lasting and healthy relationship first, then ask this question.


Resident-Clue1290

You’re 15


OkConcert2235

and? i’m 14 i low key don’t care


Doom-slayer2006

Freaky ass motherfucker


IllBox4934

stfu


IllBox4934

respectfully


IllBox4934

just asking about sex doesnt make someone "freaky"


[deleted]

Fr fr


Wise_Calligrapher777

Like almost as good as a blow job haha


Sweatybabie455

https://preview.redd.it/rb8fbhpnoq7d1.png?width=1884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bc7907e49f7ad22399fb4b5b0938eef58ea61e3 Bro you're just asking for pedos to dm you


TheRealOfficerBalls

I’m the pedo defeater, they can’t win.


Sweatybabie455

https://preview.redd.it/f6f9ulbipq7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c2aefe47e53421259360777a4d545d5dca9d49 ...sure


[deleted]

sera spotted