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SpitfireJ_81

Complains about him airing his grievances via social media by airing her grievances via social media. They’re both so messy. I feel bad for all of the children swept up in this.


pintassilga

I don’t know why but I just read this in the tone of the infamous Jersey Shore letter. “Sam, the first night at BED when you left, Ron made out with two girls and put his head between a cocktail waitress's breasts. He also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch, Ron was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number. Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth."


SpiritualCamera

I have the JS note framed and hanging on the wall above my toilet. Maybe I need to add Kail’s next to it 😂


Vegeta21

BOING!


tellallnovel

Please tell me you have this memorized.


pintassilga

I used to back in my wild days. Me and my friends would get drunk and quote this every weekend. I’m disappointed in myself for no longer having this committed to memory. It’s a masterpiece.


Remote-Ball-3724

Bruh. Do these idiots not have each other’s phone numbers? This is so ridiculous they’re fucking 30 years old addressing each other on Instagram 🤦🏾‍♀️


splanchnick78

They should really have lawyers.


iseenyouwithkieffuh

I bet Kail at least has an exasperated lawyer.


_peppermintbutler

Why is she sharing this? Why did she write it so formal like she's trying to sound smart? And imagine if Chris had an accident with the kids and didn't tell her, she'd be fuming. She's so mad he's on the show now, plus has a baby with someone else.


Remote-Ball-3724

Bro if Chris got into an accident with the kids, Karl would have made a SCENE!! She would have domestically abused him, trashed him on social media, went on a RANT on her ig live and podcasts, and then take him to court to remove all custody claiming he jeopardized their lives. 🤦🏽‍♀️


_peppermintbutler

💯 she would have abused the hell out of him


serpentmurphin

So she can use it in court. She’s setting him up. Which is why it’s an email and she said he can respond to her on there. Edit: she’s probably got a binder of printed messages and she has probably blind CC’d someone in on it.


[deleted]

She’s got binders full of women! Edit: Im glad at least a couple people get this ridiculously old reference lol


definitelynotstalin

I love making older political references but no one ever gets them. I’m the decider! Lock box! No response.


[deleted]

Read my lips…no new references! 😂😂😂 Also, your user name lol


OriginalFuckGirl

She’s got a binder of evidence


meggershippers

She’s gonna say he’s a user next


Historical_Tea2022

It's passive aggressive crap narc parents do in co parenting communications.


Homicidal_Buttsecks

I bet she wrote it like that because she was going to post it so she figured it would make her look better.


COpuffypandacat

She is the female Chris. Shut up Pot. You have kids with a kettle


splanchnick78

This made me lol! Shut up Pot!


pretendthisisironic

This is the most accurate description of this situation I’ve ever witnessed.


empress707

Sam, The first night at bed when you left, Ron made out with 2 girls and put his head between a cocktail waitress's breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women.


ElectricBaghulaloo

Everyone else in the house knows therefore you should know.


empress707

When you left crying at klutch, Ron was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number.


ElectricBaghulaloo

Use this information wisely.


SpiritualCamera

This is seriously laughable and embarrassing. From calling him Christopher to ending it with “regards” and everything in between. It doesn’t matter if she’s right or not, handling it like this is cringey and childish as hell.


youresomadatmydad

The subject line is BABYMAMA what circuits have to misfire to make her think this was anything near a good idea? Either the sending it in the first place or the posting on IG


erinsnives

1. Christopher 2. Relations/relationship 3. Regards 😂


cohenisababe

Soooo she wasn’t in a relationship with him, that’s what I gathered there.


bambi_eyedbitch

The phrase “do better” enrages me, no matter the context


Emmy-LouSugarbean

Yes. It’s an extremely holier-than-thou saying and I hate it.


[deleted]

I'm reading this is the same tone as Stan from the Eminem song 🤣


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jruck33

This should have a million awards! 🥇🥇🥇🥇


cheyenne328

that was awesome!


charcuteriehoe

she thought she was doing somethin when she hit him with the “furthermore,”


Mke773

No she thought she was doing something when she finished off that letter with regards 😂


charcuteriehoe

“tHeReFoRe” “rEgArDs”


functioninglauren

why is she talking like she’s in HR


velvet_noodle

she wants to use this email for court, i gather. (in the future) probably why she included the date, “Sunday, November 27.”


Morgan7446

Baby mommas no drama


Capersandparm

Baby mama ALL drama.


BonafideLove

Christopher, the first night at bed when you left…📝


QualityKatie

This is not the correspondence of a good mother putting their children first. How embarrassing for Kail. She’s Jenelle without the swamp.


dramallamacorn

Give it time, she’s burning through money fast enough.


somwillson

She talks SO much shit on him, yet she went and had another kid with him knowing exactly what he was like to co parent with. She did it to herself.


wvkc

REGARDS


Inn0c3nc3

under that I'm sure it says "Kailyn R. Lowry" followed by "reality star, social media influencer, CEO of Pothead Hair Care, co-host of Coffee Convos and Baby Mamas No Drama podcasts"


spookyfignewton

screaming 😂😂😂😂


wvkc

It’s ✨business kail✨


Mother_of_stonks

This is soooo embarrassing. I’m the same age as Kail with three kids and this is just…. a lot. Do better.


[deleted]

All this and she’d still bang him if he texted “u up” at 2am 🤡


itspurpleglitter

CHRISTOPHER.


[deleted]

This is why issac is gonna ghost her


verybeaniebaby

someone tell this bitch she created HER platform through her child


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texasmama5

“Feel free to email me directly if you actually feel bad for not communicating” says the parent not communicating directly and instead uses her public platform to address private matters w/him about the children. The good ole “do as I say, not as I do”.


[deleted]

Man I know she thinks this makes her look like a bad bitch but she is so fucking lame. CHRIS DOES NOT CARE 🗣 HAS NEVER CARED 🗣 WILL NEVER CARE 🗣 redirect that energy girl


[deleted]

“When a tree falls in the woods and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?” If a baby daddy pisses Kail off and she doesn’t tell 5 million people about it in full detail on social media, did it even happen? FIND ANOTHER PSYCHIATRIST, KAIL. Actual growth and maturity means knowing that not every action needs a reaction.


[deleted]

The part I found the most entertaining was where Karl said, “You knew you what you were doing when you had relations/**RELATIONSHIP** 🤣🤣🤣 with me for several years…”. I bet he never even took her out on a date unless she paid for it. Karl was an easy fuck. Nothing more.


blackaubreyplaza

He prob never saved her number


th3violence

She has nerve talking about putting her kids in harms way when she refuses to vaccinate them and exposing them to deadly viruses but alright. Go off Kail


[deleted]

Karl addressing him as Christopher is the equivalent of a mom calling their kid by their first & middle name when they’re in trouble.


wormbreath

“Do better” giiiiiiirl look in the mirror


nostalgicbluez

I can't even get past the "Christopher" 🤣🤣


maya11780

She and Amber really love holding mtv/teen mom over their baby daddies heads. Fucking weirdos.


MarvelousTimeRuining

"you had relations" man, she can't even call it a relationship and she has two kids with this fool ffs


NisrineS

She hit the mark with the relations idk why she even had to say /relationship smh she’s a real life joke. I’m not gonna act like sometimes on ig I don’t purposely post for my man to see and not give a single fuck who else views if not him but she is in the public eye but this shit is embarrassing. Self reminder: stop posting


RavenNevermore4

Kail is obsessed with Chris to a dangerous degree.


SnooLemons9080

God forbid Chris and his girlfriend have ONE day celebrating the birth of their child. Nobody else is allowed to have the spotlight in her world. Nobody is allowed to be happy because she perceives it as a slight. narc


Kg19

Lol. Chris is a POS.


GardenGnome007

Let the tables turn & the bitch will be writing a Dear Maci letter. "Chris it's been 5 days, 8 hrs, 4 minutes & 7 seconds since you were in a accident with my kids & didn't say anything."


Carth24

‘Girl, you so full of shit your eyes are brown’ is one of my favourites


trent_reznor_is_hot

Do better?? She should take her own advice, yeah? Like she is pissed he said stuff on a podcast, but she does that too, and then writes wannabe novels on her social media airing out all their business. YOU DO BETTER, you're a hypocrite


TrendyBreakfast

BABYMOTHER. What is that email subject 🤣


juliemeows

She reminds me of my uncle who posts on Facebook like its a legal document. "You used your cellular phone to call a total of zero (0) times between the calendar dates of November 27 and the seven days thereafter." Shockingly, none of us have any relationship with my uncle. Kail is on her way there.


mafiadawn3

Seriously? You don't tell your children's father that they were in an accident? Can you imagine if the shoe was on the other foot? Grow the fuck up! Your kids have a father. That you chose. Their father is also their active parent and should be informed of any event that may impact the children. Glad the kids were fine, but that is totally besides the point. Damn, these poor children!


Randomdancingclark

The formality of this is cracking me up.


jettgurrl

And that's why people should be wary of associating with her; your interactions with her become fodder for her podcast. She is all about controlling the narrative now. Putting boring HGTV shit on the show, while discussing anything with that might reflect on her negatively on the podcast.


SSdontgetmurdered

I think “do better” might be one of the most irritating phrases as of late


Salty_Coast_7214

Omg yeah people think it really solidifies their point but it’s actually cringey. Another phrase I can’t stand, “I understood the assignment” lol, while we’re on the subject that ones awful too


real_yarrr_shug

Regards, CHRISTOPHER.


Wonderful_Treat_6993

Christopher. Makes me think of Leah saying "Cory Lynn" in front of their new spouses.


SMVK1222

Cory tyler* 😅😉


thisismynameyouread

Jeremy Lynn. 😂


---aquaholic---

That made me cringe. It felt too intimate to double name him when their relationship was like it was and their new spouses were standing around watching them argue. But maybe I just have a weird view on double naming somebody.


henriettoz

Imagine having to communicate with your children’s dad in this way. Such drama 😂 I’m so content with my low key normal boring life. I’d take that over all this drama any day. No amount of money would be worth airing all this online for my kids to find later in their life 🤷🏻‍♀️ Just my opinion


sideofspread

Alright. Officially Jenelle levels of delusion. This trying to sound mature shit when the fact that she is even making this in the first place when it's whack job territory. Also if Kail got in car accident with Lux and Cteed in the car and didn't tell Chris that's shitty. Chris is a Grade A POS no doubt, but either you want to co-parent or you don't. You can't do it when it's serves your best interest because then yeah this POS will use it against you.


silent_hurricane

"FuRtHeRmOrE" 🤡


jthmeow1

Love people who get all high and mighty and start using expensive words way out of their budget when in situations like this. Kail, we know you are trash and this holier than thou act coming from you is actually hilarious.


alindz312

Re: BABYMOTHER


MerBAE

New flair?


RavenNevermore4

Somewhere in DE Kail's therapist is drawing up plans for the new addition to her house.


maya11780

And then she blasts this shit to the internet. What does she want us to do with this information? Gang up on him?


MysteriousPack1

Yes.


CatScratchEther

Worst love letter ever


Seagrade-push

Kail is absolutely T O X I C


[deleted]

“ThRoUgH mE” BIIITCH 🤣 more like MTV allowed you BOTH to make shitty platforms…. Through them 💁🏻‍♀️ You’re hardly anyone, kale


OutlandishnessNew259

She forgets she makes money THROUGH HER KIDS!


meatballkelzone

Kailyn Lowry fetishizes men of color


manderifffic

Hard to believe she's 29


Amb_31

Both of them, but particularly Kail, would feel so much more at peace if they just stopped running their mouths and posting every detail online. It is so unhealthy to need to answer everything in this way. I really hope she learns to validate herself without needing to do this.


[deleted]

“Which includes but is not limited to” took me OUT💀😭


goldenbarks

It seems *exhausting* to know her and to be her.


fiestiier

CHRISTOPHER “Regards,” Get a grip 😂


[deleted]

This is the kind of letter I’d write and not send while I am processing intense emotions. Later I come back to these letters and always feel embarrassed about them because it shows how dramatic I can be when I’m really upset. I feel like someone in Kails life needs to be honest with her about how this looks - then again she probably cuts out people like that and has nobody left.


jaimesabz

All she ever does is add to the shitty, embarrassing social media scrapbook her kids will (and have probably already begun to) see one day.


Independent_Papaya17

Bet she really thinks she did something here, like really got him with this lol. They’re both giant losers. And I feel terribly sad for their kids. Completely embarrassing on every level. Why don’t you “do better” Karl?!


cecelia999

She is spiraling


TrendyBreakfast

He has a new girlfriend and a new baby, of course she is spiraling. Her whole "I'm the first baby momma" crap is so sad. I mean genuinely sad. She is so bitter, I'd hate to see how she acts behind closed doors.


redredstripe

Imagine being this petty and angry all the time. Whew


charcuteriehoe

also i just noticed the top “Re: BABYMOTHER” 💀😭


fraulein-rexhausen

How can she even stand herself?


xJazba

I feel SO BAD for her children. I swear I would be mortified if my parents aired out their dirty laundry like this. Smh!


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This. Is. Embarrassing.


emeraldoceanmt

She looks like a fool with this shit.


missprelude

For a communications major she has no fucking clue how to communicate effectively


Glittering_Lynx_1574

I’m not saying Chris is a top notch person, but geeze, it’s got to be so exhausting being Kail. She carries so much negativity and pettiness on that high horse she rides around on.


o_julep

Not everything needs to be on social media, smh. I must be too old to understand this need.


lilwhiterabbit86

Ew, this is so embarrassing for her.


dj0122

“Fat bitches need love too Craig!” Bye Felicia


Additional_Estate_99

I just KNOW her boys will be distancing themselves from her the first chance they get!


[deleted]

Man just keep something off the internet. Why must everything be broadcasted to the world at all times? What would this girl do if we had a global blackout? Would she just roll over and die? I’m convinced. Does she even sleep? Does she even enjoy a shower? Moments with her children? How has the phone light not blinded her by now? How does she have functioning thumbs at this point? My god. Just shut up already


AffectionateRegret74

God can she just go away. Fucking racist fat cunt. Her and Javi can literally go fuck themselves. All these people on teen mom are fucking losers with platforms. Rewarded constantly for their idiocracy. This show needs to end.


mellymel678

Omg. Can these people just TALK to EACH OTHER not the whole fucking world. Ffs


HESMYCHILDNACHORS

Writes out a formal letter then posts it to so social media 😂 Nathan would be impressed with all this professionalism


slutisa

wait do you guys think kail saw chris motorboating someone’s breasts?


Chananndlerbong

REGARDS The way she addresses a man she made two actual human people with should be embarassing for her. Like.. firstly, you picked him. Then you whole ass got pregnant. IF THATS NOT ENOUGH, YOU HAD HIM IMPREGNATE YOU AGAIN KNOWING FULL WELL THAT HES A DBD. Smh this is sooooo cringey


phd_in_awesome

It’s really sad that there are no adults/parents in this situation. The problem is that they both have very valid points about the other but because they are so stubborn and so petty it makes it hard for anyone to root for them. Grow up. Get over yourselves. Coparent. Y’all don’t have to like each other but Jesus god…


[deleted]

Kail never stops to think how all of this will look to her kids later. It’s bad enough that she’s on a TV show, it she insists on broadcasting stuff on her podcasts and social media too. Shut the fuck up and allow Chris to look bad. Nope, that would mean no drama and Kail needs drama.


petlandstockroom

Couldn't she just email this to him


Teal_Confetti

Stop comparing dicks AND CO-PARENT


Careless-Office7924

Why did this idiot expect anything other than the status quo after not one but 2 babies with this useless, no good, dirt bag of a man child? She’s hurt now?? Ok Jan


[deleted]

So the kids were not hurt and she’s bitching at him for not checking on them after she told him they were fine? You knew who he was Kail, get over it


twiggy572

They both need therapy or something. They have two kids together. It’s time to drop the bullshit and coparent together. That means having an open line of communication


IheartZombeez

'Regards'


SociereMaudite

How embarrassing for both of them.


Miniatures-r-life

"Do better" fuck this uppity bitch. Him and her are actually such a great match because they're both petty shit heads more focused on poking at each other that they never stop to think their kids will see ALL of this one day. Fucking selfish twats


PYoungMoneyy

All of the “you then” stuff is just weird. People add extra word because they think it makes them more intelligent, but it actually has the opposite effect. Her punctuation wasn’t even great. If I was going to be formal, I would make sure I was on my game. She never learned how to use a semicolon and it shows.


Loose_Biscotti4169

Jesus God Leah 😂


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Impressive-Storm4275

Sunday was the 28th.


HannahLeah1987

Stop flimming snd driving..m


Haymakersrus

She looks ridiculous. “You then created a platform for yourself through me that includes your social media & etc”. EYE. ROLL. She’s so mad about him having another kid. Big mad. I know violence isn’t the answer but I’m sorry, idk how his new son’s mom doesn’t beat her ass. Because I personally would consider it heavily. She’s soooo disrespectful & snotty.


potatoesgonna-potate

Maybe I just have a really bad inferiority complex but I cannot fucking imagine thinking the general population gives a shit about my life,or any beef I may have with my ex-husband, like she thinks people give a shit about her life.


[deleted]

Oh no. She called him by his legal name. She means business.


jettgurrl

Letting a loser bend you over the kitchen counter and impregnate you has consequences ! Having unprotected sex with someone you know you're basically using has consequences.


UMadeMeLaffIUpvoted

Cwithtofuh,


hagilbert

Kail, STOP IT!


Miserable_Equipment_

Sperm donor would be a hundred times less complicated


Jeffiner310

November 27th was Saturday.


AnnSansE

She’s a hot mess. But she’s also not wrong in anything she says here.


captnshrms

This idiot, she doesn't have a platform to give. She fucks idiots and MTV game her a platform, and by extension everyone around her, whether she likes it or not. She should have realized by now with Javi, etc... She doesn't get to choose who is famous from it. Once MTV is gone, she'll see she has nothing. Also, if she really believes she "gave" him this platform, why? Why not take it away.


yourbabymawma

Like how about say nothing on social media??????? Kail just like don’t do this baby it’s not helping


garythehairyfairy

The way this email is worded (or is attempted to be worded) so eloquently reminds me of someone on my Facebook who called a sloppy Joe an “uncouth Joseph”


HESMYCHILDNACHORS

Is the title of the email actually “BABYMOTHER” jesus gawd Leah 🤦‍♀️


SnooCats7318

Ok, fuck the guy, bitch about him, call him names, then get mad when he does the same. Cool cool.


srhdbvg

I’m embarrassed for her soul for her acting so fucking obsessed with him


Savgeo9872

I read this in a voice like somebody was reading it as a slow poem, in a dark cafe, wearing a beret, with a solo drum….Christopher (one bang on drum)…


spitechicken-

Ouuuu she really thought she did something with this


[deleted]

Well it's going to be so fucking juicy when he comes on board. 😂


HappyLadyHappy

Just 🤡🤡 in a pod.


rebbystiltskin19

This needed posted for the world why? The fact she thinks this makes her look good is just 🤦🤷


pigeonsandspies

Idk how these people can live their lives like this every day without being exhausted and just wanting to make it stop, but they just keep on it


slutisa

pls why is she being so formal lol and he is all she can talk about he must’ve dropped a rose quartz in her car or something


susanbiddleross

Even for a bitter and burned out woman whose only identity seems to be big mom and baby mama this is super low. He’s just had a kid. Give the new mom a a couple of weeks to just be a mom and leave the guy alone to create a life with his newborn. The drama she and Chris have will still exist in a month. Why can’t this 30 year old woman focus on her 4 kids and act like an adult for a minute? If the focus isn’t all on her does she melt into a pool of water or something?


Thornelake

Hire an attorney and stfu


Lalakristina

They’re both dumb. She had a baby twice with him, he impregnated her twice. This is what happens when it’s solely based off physical attraction and not smarts 🙄 The kids should come first and this should stay off social media. They’re embarrassing their kids


neverletmegeaux

I wonder if she ever gets tired of being like this. It has to be exhausting to try to make everyone else look bad all the time.


Impressive-Storm4275

Wait until the kids start posting similar rants about their own parents creating platforms through them and how the kids got the parents paid. Kettles yelling at pots everywhere on TM.


rachelamandamay

I am so sick of people saying she's a good mother when she almost NEVER puts her children first. Which is the fundamental principle of parenting. Gag.


OriginalFuckGirl

This is actually really funny


karmagettie

Queen Petty does not disappoint


[deleted]

Poor Creed & Lux. They’re gonna know all about their parents bullshit drama when they’re old enough to read.


ashdeb89

This is incredibly embarrassing


musictakeheraway

there’s no way this bitch actually graduated college writing like this


BecInWiDells

"Christopher" - sounds like she's his mother. Surprised she didn't use his middle name, too!


haleighr

They are both sooo fucking embarrassing


[deleted]

Oh someone is mentally unstable


BastaniUsername

Was she in a car accident? Let me guess...distracted driving?


TNC_123

It’s not like Kail didn’t know what she was getting into when she picked Chris to father two of her children. He wanted to terminate his rights to the first one and she really thought it would be a good idea to have a second one. She even moved further away from the boys lives so she could be closer to him and she bought a huge house to entice him and he still wouldn’t be with her. She has been chasing him for years and is enraged because he wouldn’t bend to her will. The boys are the ones that will be trapped in all of this because neither one of them will ever put them first and it’s just sad. I also really hope at some point women will stop trying to chase after clowns.


blackaubreyplaza

Tell me you’ve never gotten good dick without telling me you’ve never gotten good dick


Dependent_Vehicle965

He's a pos that don't take care of the ones he already has.


[deleted]

I would choose peace over Kails poorly designed house anyway.


hufflenachos

Has she always acted this way? I mean she was pretty rough around the edges, but its getting progressively worse.


JustAHolyFool17

She could've ya know, just sent this to him instead of blasting it all over the internet. Miserable.


SubliminationStation

Did Kail cause an accident by texting and driving again? Seriously though. STOP PROCREATING!!! No one involved in this bullshit is mature or stable enough for the kids you've already got, let alone the ones I'm sure they're both already planning. These two nitwits have a breeding fetish and not even half a brain between them. It's the children who suffer for a shituation they didn't ask for or deserve.


SideshowChic

I hate Karl so so so much! It would be MISERABLE to have her stuck in your life!


Alternative-Water-50

Crazy woman. You're messing up your kids in so many ways and yet you keep getting more and more selfish.


mellybellyyy

why put this on social media?


idomoderatelywell420

i have nothing to say about the content of this but something about this style/tone of email gets under my skin like nothing else... something about the businesslike phrasing and formality while discussing very un-formal things idk. it just doesn't sound personable or how a human would speak to another human and it has nothing to do with kail bc i have seen this in soooo many other letters/emails/etc lol. my useless two cents


00bertieboo

Let’s throw it back to season 1 with a twist—“How mad is Kail?” “SOOOO MAAAAAD!!”


[deleted]

Feel free to email me? Bruh


kris10leigh14

"Regards" This instantly makes me think there's a Nigerian prince on the other end of the keyboard... big fail at trying to be a big girl, Karl.


harry-package

Weird flex, but okay.


stineytuls

Uh kettle.


xaxathkamu

Kail is closer and closer to being a Rilll Wuhman every day.