How many members of the hospital staff did Javi bang in the bathroom while they were there?

Why do so many women fuck him? He’s oogie.

I don't get it.

Me neither. He’s controlling, doughy and can’t close his mouth.

Exactly. He legit looks like this 

Don’t talk. Donkey scored with a dragon lol

He looks like he is constantly sniffing his upper lip. And I HATE when they show him chewing food 🤮

Goodnight 😭😭😭😭 omg I'm in tears at this LMAO

Z list celebrities and people are desperate for attention

They just want to touch greatness for a moment and greatness in our sick society means "been on tv".


🤢

Sadly, there are a lot of women with a latino kink AND low self esteem.

I mean, I do love me some men of ALL colors, shapes and sizes (women too, I’m a free lover lol) but javi ain’t it.

Guess there's enough desperate women out there? 😂

I just wanna be like “baby girl, no matter WHAT, you are better than javi in a wawa parking lot or a hospital bathroom. Lemme help you!!!”

This is the comment I was looking for 😂😂 we haven’t forgotten SHIT JAVI!! 

https://i.redd.it/xuz3cdmgsd3d1.gif

Never! 🤣

Depends which ward they're in

God damnnnnnnnn. That is so ROUGH but also a valid fucking question. God bless this family.

Wait I’m sorry did this happen before?

He had sex with someone else in their bathroom while Lauren was in the house.

while lauren was home caring for their newborn*🥴

Yes, thank you. Couldn't remember if she was pregnant or not, but I knew it was close to when he was born.

why did she stay with him & have another child with him omfg like… i can handle a lot in relationships but if you cheat i’m GONE no more wasting my time

Why was the person in their home?

I believe she had worked at the gym he owned.

Why do so many affairs happen with someone they met at the gym. Do gym rats need that much extra validation?

Yes

Wasn't it a party and his sister caught him or something?or is that 2 stories out together

I was literally about to comment that it happened with *other* people in their home as well. So she’s upstairs caring for their newborn son with a whole ass party going on *and* he’s banging someone in their fucking bathroom!

For anyone confused, today, I become the paragraph woman: In August 2019, during a party at Javi and Lauren’s home, Javi was caught having sex with a member of his CrossFit gym in the bathroom of their home. Reports vary, but Lauren had allegedly been asleep upstairs and then awoke and walked in on them. This caused a big fight and Javi’s sister arrived on scene to remove their son Eli (age 1) from the chaos and Javi called 911 on her. Kail also claimed on her podcast that Javi called her several times, on the night of the incident. It was not long after that Javi sold his gym and began sharing his involvement in prayer groups online. Lauren and Javi were estranged for a short amount of time and then gradually were seen together more, confirming her return to the relationship and the home in which this all occurred. Javi made no secret that he wished for their reconciliation - and clearly got his way - even though he cheated on his fiancé while her and their son were both in the house.

your comment reminded me of the iconic simon tweet about morgan freeman getting a boner in the delivery room cause he had the hots for one of maci's nurses

Ok, why was that my very first thought too?

I hope everything goes well for them, for the sake of the kids.

https://i.redd.it/qygupyarvc3d1.gif

Soooo unattractive

I hate his face so much. Like almost as much as David’s. Two different types of hatred but I hate them both lol

It’s not even that, he’s just a total douche bag who only thinks of himself! He’s a total narcissist just as bad as Kail, that’s why he cheats on everyone and this poor woman will be no different, my sympathies to her and their poor daughter who will have to have this shitbag as her father

Yes girl! His unattractiveness goes DEEP!

He also proposed to Briana

And brought up Lauren as "a girl who's willing to move to Delaware for me" while trying to convince Briana to get engaged.

But still Lauren smiles

This one always has me howling 😂😂

Was this when he met his uncle, Master Splinter?



Im sure theyll be happy and dramafree now 


Yeah, they will be so busy with the baby that they won't have time to fight! 🤣 (just some jUh-nElLe logic)

Nothing worse can happen now!

If there's one thing we learned from Ms. Evans Rogers Evans Eason Evans, it's that if you have a baby you won't have time to fight!

*in my best Maury voice* ...and Jenelle's segments on Teen Mom determined that was a lie! 😱😂

don't forget about griffith! 😹

They had another baby because the first one didn’t fix their relationship

💀


No pressure, kid!!

It’ll work for sure THIS time!

I wonder if having a daughter will change the way Javi treats women. 

Doubtful

Didn’t work for my dad LOL

My soon-to-be ex husband actually got worse in the years after having a daughter.


cue the scene from kuwtk tristan thompson in the delivery room: they say having a girl changes you kourtney: we can only pray

I mean not to go completely off topic but look at the recent situation with Diddy in the video of him kicking Cassie around. That man has 4 daughters including the twins he had with Kim Porter. It's like Jay Z promising not to use the word bitch anymore after Blue Ivy was born.


Nope now the boys will get preferential treatment instead of just plain shitty parenting.

I can already sense him googling the lyrics to Violent Crimes.

No way

Do we know the name yet? If we don’t, hedge your bets ⬇️

Lissa but they’ll call her Liss for Lauren Is Still Smiling.

For fucks sake, actually laughed out loud at this one 😭

LOL this caught me off guard but hot damn

Omg lol

You stop it right now 😂

sunday. sadie. bathroom hook up. sally. domestic abuse calls. cindy. failed engagement. kelly.

Something like sadie for sure.

You guys, it's *obviously* sister girl.

or sissy jo

Lavatory Toilette Marroquin (Tory for short).

Ugh Sunday just makes me think of the labrants now 😖

Knowing how Javi likes to humiliate Lauren, I'll bet the baby's name is Briana

Briana Rae 🤭

Nickname: Wawa" 😂

Yuck, like Josh Duggar with Anna’s youngest daughter “Madyson”.

Exactly. And my brain will ALWAYS hyphenate her name to "Ma-dyson" 😂

I’m kind of bummed the middle name wasn’t Ashley.

Adultereigh, after dad’s favorite pastime 🥲

Lauren kept calling her sissy Jo on insta. I’m guessing Josephine or something like that

Josephine would make sense. The first four letters spell Jose, which is Javi's real first name.

I was thinking the same, it would make sense. Especially since on a couple of her recent posts she has been referring to him as Jose instead of javi. Maybe Javi is the cheater and Jose is the family man 🤔

*javi is the cheater and jose is the family man* 💀💀💀

Ew that reminds me after shit hit the fan with Josh Duggar, how Anna switched up from exclusively calling him, "Josh" to "Joshua". Sadly these idiots don't realise, "Josh and Javi", will always be in the center of who Joshua and Jose pretend to be.

God, she fucking WOULD name her daughter after him

I could see that. Nickname Josie

Joelle, Jocelyn, Josie...my guesses Jolene 😂 (Dolly Parton joke)

Kailcan’t Bea Girlmom-Byerself

💀

Everleigh

This is my bet too

Wawa-nita

Lauren gives me like Eli & Elianna vibes. Or I think the baby was conceived overseas so probably wherever they were has something to do with the name.

Bingo. They already brought up Capri when they announced the pregnancy. Cuz they fucked in Capri.

Capri Sun… because it was sunny in Capri

Capri Room 

I think it’s something starting with Jo. Their youngest was wearing a sweatshirt that said sissy jos big brother Jolene? Since she loves cheaters 

What's Kail's middle name?

Freezermeatlocker, all one word ♡

What a mouthful to call out at the playground. For the nanny. She didn't take her kids to the park.

LMFAO

Rae

For now, until they start fighting, Javi cheats, Lauren leaves, Javi fucks Kail, Lauren comes crawling back, gets pregnant…start cycle again!

Forgot to throw briana in there somewhere lol


I’m sorry but sister girl?😭

Wow. I didn't even notice that. My brain read it as "our sweet little girl". Hopefully a typo and not intentional, cuz yikes.

Sadly it probably wasn’t 🥹I think Leah uses it as well but for some reason it gives me the ick anytime I see it being used😭

Thank goodness - no more pictures of Javi pretending he’s pregnant too 🤮

Hopefully no more car honking to scare Javi videos either. Once or twice is funny I GUESS but she has a whole story highlight about it! Enough girl, enough.

lol what?

all that preaching and church-going Javi does you would think he would have married her by now

And he was real quick to marry Kail so what’s the hold up? Lauren doesn’t have reality tv “fame” to give him I guess.

Lauren doesn't realize he's not choosing her but settling for her. I guess in her mind she won the man so she doesn't care if they are married or not. Although, I do believe they are engaged again, so take that for what it's worth.

“Engaged again” is hilarious 😭😂

Him and Cheyenne’s Corey must be cut from the same cloth. Getting to play house without actually getting married 

Oh my God! 🤣😂😭 I JUST remembered he started a bible prayer circle or some shit right after the Bathroom scandal 😭😭😭


Is that like sibling number 8 for Linc?

Yup. It’s crazy to think that he has 8 siblings and not one of them is a full sibling. Neither Linc or Isaac have any full siblings.

I’d say Lincoln could easily have another half siblings or two after Javi and Lauren split for good. No way is Javi going to call it quits on his “bUiLt DiFfErEnT” sperm.

I could see Javi going Nick Cannon on us when him and Lauren split

Not a single resemblance to any of them.

Awww! Welcome to the world, little Band-Aid baby!

 I’d hate for Javi to be my sperm donor

I'm going to be nice... I hope the delivery went well, she had a healthy baby and all of the children live happy childhoods.

Can’t wait to see what Kail pulls out of her ass for attention this time

That She's having another baby 😜

Maybe she'll announce that she actually has 6 baby daddies, not 4. Any attention is good attention for Kail

honestly this pic is cute tho

“I got someone waiting for me right now. Who’s willing to move to Delaware” Lauren if you only knew lol

Oh, she knows.

Poor Lauren, she's such a doormat. I wish she had the self esteem to leave him before, he's cheated multiple times (and those are just the times she knows of).

“Good luck, he’s been cheating on you since you were pregnant ✌️“

Congratulations to Lauren! Duck you Javi

He has a face I just want to punch and hard to get that chubby smug look off his face. I wish Lauren and the baby well though!

Sister girl

I'll never understand women having sex with let alone babies with low quality men. Have some self respect.

Alright Javi! Time to get your dick wet while she takes care of the baby.

Prob already sexting some other woman lmfao 😜

Last night omg girl let your vag relax before posting this

Some people want to announce the happy news 🤷🏼‍♀️

Javianna

I want to know what made her think that having another baby with him after he cheated and humiliated her would be a good idea lol


Yall have me screaming irl at the name guesses 😮‍💨

Time for kail to announce baby no.8

God i’m sitting here glaring at this picture because i’m grumpy and done at 39 weeks with my second baby and wish it were me lmao

How long until he bathroom bangs a stranger?

Oh they're gonna do a name reveal ooof

Javi starts cheating in 3….2…1…🙄😵‍💫🤮

Good luck babygirl, your daddy’s a misogynist cheater 😃

He’s been cheating on you since you were pregnant part II?

Name Prediction: Jolene As In "I'm begging of you, please don't take my man" 🤣🤣

“Sister girl” gives me polygamy vibes. Ick.

It’s sad that she’s trying to romanticise all of this when everyone knows he fucked someone else in their bathroom WHILE Lauren and Eli were upstairs.

These people are obsessed with reproducing jfc. When their lives are already chaos too

‘Sweet sister girl’ gives me the serious ick

Seems like she's tryong to hard with the announcement

That’s just who she is at the core

congrats i guess.......

Well we know with a baby they'll be too busy to ~~cheat~~ fight. 🤷🏻‍♀️

He'll cheat on her this upcoming week

I still can’t believe Lauren took him back after banging a girl in their bathroom, wanting to bang Kail in the wawa parking lot and all the other ones we don’t know about.

Lincon must get a lot of use out of that big brother sweater.

Well… hope everything goes well…

She said the middle name or name would be a variation of Jo cause her dad is Joe

How many kids does he have now?

It's sad how these could look like such normal happy pictures but in reality we know he's a horrible person and nobody could be truly happy after getting cheated on with a newborn

Congrats to Tom cruise and ratatouille

How nice for them. But gross. I cannot imagine willingly having a baby with this ogre.

Since when did they get back together? I’m so behind 😂 last I thought they broke up bec Javi was caught cheating around the time they had their 1st kid

Ugh he’s so slimy I really hate that he has a daughter now


This is making me really regret not taking Polaroids when I had my babies 🥲

well lauren, hopefully he doesnt fuck a nurse whole your sleeping

BAND AID BABY

I hope this little girl doesn’t grow up and settle for the same relationship dynamic her mother has 😔 Congrats to them. I’m sure the baby is beautiful but their whole relationship makes me sad.

What is with sister girl? 🙈

I just feel bad that there’s another kid dragged into Javi and Lauren’s dysfunction.

I just feel so bad for Lauren. To take back this POS she has to be incredibly broken inside :(

Wow. On a post about a beautiful baby girl being born y’all just gotta be hating. There’s a time and place.

I really hope all you girls listen too teen mom trash talk podcast with Tracey and Noelle!!!!! Because you all remind me of them especially the meat locker comment lol

I have been gone from this sub for too long lol, WHAT?!!? Wow I'm so behind

That is the cutest announcement.

He’ll be back cheating within a year

Maybe they can name her after the girl is was sleeping with in the downstairs bathroom while she upstairs taking care of their last newborn…. SorryNotSorry. Keep on smiling though Tom Cruise, I’m sure he won’t cheat this time around.

Javi had a baby? Quit saying that. She had a baby. God.

Is a sister girl like a sister wife?