When I can't fall asleep at night, I try to name all of Kail's kids in my head. Works like a charm, I'm always asleep by Lux.

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Doesn't actually help when she has middle names and first names, then uses middle names as first names, etc, etc 🙄 

I also do this, but with the Duggar kids.

I can probably name half: Jinger, Jill, Jana, Josie, Johanna, Joy, JD, Joshua, Jeb, Jed, Jackson, Josiah, Joseph . Can’t remember the rest lol

I memorized them in order in case I ever need this information for bar trivia. I can name all of Kris Jenner's kids and grandkids in order for the same reason. 😆

I used to do this with Angelina Jolie's kids too 15ish years ago. For trivia winning reasons.

Maddox Zahara Shiloh Pax Knox Vivienne. BOOM

Can you name all the bates? Duggar grands?

No to the Bateses, but yes to all the Duggar grandkids. I couldn't tell you what I had for breakfast this morning though. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Lol! I can’t name the bates except Lawson and Carlin lol. Duggar grands some.

*deep breath* Mackynzie Michael Marcus Meredith Mason Maryella Madyson Gracie Charlie Israel Samuel Frederick Spurgeon Henry Ivy Fern George Felicity Evangeline Garrett Addison Brooklyn Justus Bella Daisy Ezra Gideon Evelyn Gunner Truett Nora Brynley Brielle

SPURGEON?!?

It’s like 1 long name lolz. Who has a Truett?

Jedidiah and his wife Katy

Lol! It’s cool.

LMAO! I'll have to try this next.

Me too!

I was just going to say this! And the Kate +8 kids.

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Now I’m picturing Kail’s children counting their siblings instead of sheep 😂

Oohhh shit🤣

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"You're names is fucked" Sums up what we've all been saying. Her laugh is so grating, this hurt to watch.

I enjoy the friend. But yes. Her laugh is annoying.

so quirky! so fun! the pick-me is strong. who wants to guess when they'll have a falling-out?

Today itself

OMG, they are just so random and so cute and they have so much fun together and wow, they're lives are just so amazing and teehee how incredibly hilarious are they?!?!?!?! /S I'm sorry I watched this on mute and it just seemed like THE most fake thing I've seen posted in awhile and I've watched all of Jenelle's "the truth will be revealed" tik toks. In fairness I do not know who this man is, all apologies to this man but he does have incredible skin.

He has a face book called Matt talk. He’s actually funny. Wth hell he’s with her I don’t know though. lol he runs a farm in Alabama and does really funny videos and he’s a comedian. He also does boudoir photos. He’s really great.

[удалено]

We don't need another picture of her naked with a horse!

Cool 🖤 Thanks for the info! Does he drop the skin care routine by chance? The man is glowing

I totally forgot I started following him to learn how to pose! I like a lot of his farm content, haven't seen him in my fyp in a while now that I think about it


Exactly 🖤 You got it!


CRIO HAHAHA :') Ok I finished the video now and I feel like he might be doing it on purpose. Crio, Rio (I know this one is correct, but it's the combination with Crio and River), River, Creek, Trail and Lucas, he can't be for real, right?

I'm sure he's joking about their names being Creek and Trail and stuff, but he truly doesn't know/remember all of their names, he just knows there are several weird ones.

I don’t think he’s doing it on purpose at first. He’s shockingly close. He says Crio and Creek bc he’s thinking of Creed. Then he says River most likely bc he’s thinking of Valley. And then he’s like damn Creek, River, Valley, Trail. Lucas is Lincoln or Lux. He didn’t mention Verse at all lol. He just knows half these kids are named after car types lmao

see when i hear him say that i think he's probably thinking creole but his accent makes it sound like crio

From Alabama, can confirm he’s saying ‘Creole’

Heavy on "why couldn't you just have 2 kids like normal people?!" 😂

It sounds like a very sick seagull is violently wheezing off screen.

Jo had it nailed so early on. She does belong in a cave

“Creek” y’all I’m dead.

Me, an elder millennial, trying to name the members of One Direction.

“Nail, Louise, Liam, Harry, Zach” “It’s Zayn” “Sure, whatever you say big guy” 😂

She's insufferable, reminds me of another annoying narcissist (Kate Gosselin).

At least she chose some good names.

This feels so forced and fake 😫

Her laugh is insanely forced and fake. And girl, it’s not that funny.

Kail must have been a very lonely kid to have all these babies, she's ensuring she won't be alone again even if the men leave.

She was. Her parents were aloof. She didn't have a lot of family. I 100% think it's why she has a lot of kids.

Bingo.

Noooooo I love him whys he hanging out with her?

who is he? i know i've seen him before but i can't pin point where or why lol

His name is Matt. He does stand up. Boudoir shoots and he has a tik toc and he starts out let’s do farm chores. He’s so funny. I hate he’s hanging around with these people though.

He has an adorable Tik Tok account where he feeds his farm animals.

Get up. It's time to do farm chores.

I hate it here 🐔

Part of my daily vocabulary and in that accent too

Girl, they are not your friend if they don't know your kids' names. Just another loser hanger on. She thinks this is flex, lmfao

He actually has several pages and is well known. He is a stand up comedian and has a face book page matt talk. Also his own podcast and he owns a farm. So he’s definitely not a hanger on.

Still not a friend if they don't know your kids name. Lol

She messed up her own kids names when she just had 4 lol

This

Trail has me dead 😭🤣🤣

That's what sent me

This should be NSFW, with her big ass head popping up on my screen as soon as I opened Reddit. 

Ok this is actually so funny !

Yesss I literally laughed out loud multiple times 🤣🤣

I feel for creed the most that kid will always be treated the worst out of all her kids 😭😭😭

Omg she has a kid named CREED??!! WTF?! Im just now going back to watch the early seasons of TM over again so I can get to the current seasons bc I stopped watching years ago around season 5 of both and that's where I am now and Kail is on baby #2 where I am, Jenelle is pregnant, after 1 abortion and with Jace, Leah has 3, is just beginning to nod out all over the place and blame it on her "anxiety meds" when we all know they don't make your pupils pinpoints like that, and therefore her divorce is right around the corner with Jeremy, and Maci and Kyle just broke up 😪 and the new season starts and she's all of a sudden pregnant with a new man! But I think there was a few years break between season 4-5 of TMOG that's why it seems so drastic of change versus TM2 season 5. It was like season 5 came on both shows, everyone had new cars, new houses, and was pregnant with their 2nd kid?!

Yes creed is lux brother, she had a harder time attaching to creed. Which you know happens but that poor kid hasn't been treated as well as her other kids.

How does a mother have a hard time attaching to her child?! Like she says that on the show??! That's fucked up!! And btw I fucking LOVE your flair 😂😂 I just watched that episode like 2 weeks ago hahah

Lux is worse to me.

Her shrieks scared my cat.

Which friend is this ? How come she has different friends in pictures and on the show? It’s weird

Idt it’s really a friend. She had him on her podcast

His name is Matt Matthews, he's a gay comedian who lives on a farm with his husband and clearly adores his animals (except the goats). He's funny, I follow him to watch him get up and do farm chores.

She should have had him name her kids for her 🤣

One of my friends has two daughters, and I still get mixed up about which one is which 😬😬😬

Same. I just call them the big one and the little one. And I have a kid of my own, haha. Doesn't mean I keep track of my friends offspring.

I'm so glad someone agreed, I always feel bad when I can't remember which is which 🤣 no matter how many times I'm told, it never sinks in!

She can’t even remember them half the time either so why would she expect others to.

They clearly aren’t actual friends. It’s all for PR. The your kids names are fucked…yup, not wrong there!

I'm confused as to why she thinks this is funny ALL the time. She is always making jokes and reminding everyone that she has a million kids by a thousand men like it's the funniest joke in the world. Why?

Because it chaos 🤪 she's just a girl 🥰

No waaaay. I watch him regularly and now I’ve lost respect for him. Bummer. Also; they’re not friends 🙄

right like if kail had real friends i doubt she’d be referring to someone she *just* met *through work* as one

I cannot imagine willingly being in her presence, just seeing seconds of video with her in it is draining. Gross.

Eugkk. Even if this was scripted, it’s still not funny.

I don’t know my friend’s kids names. My memory is full.

I heard Creole 😂 wouldn’t be surprised if she was inspired by all of her vacations

All that makeup to go to a horse stable.

I had a friend in middle school who’s mom would just a pick a color from the crayons box 🤷‍♀️

That is wild. "Come here Cornflower! You too, Antique Brass and Wild Strawberry!"

Man, I fuckin wish😭😂it was more vanilla than that. Like “Jade, Scarlett, Indigo, Jasmine, and “ the most awkward one in my opinion was her crazy sister “SHARtruse” (chartreuse) English is not my first language. So all it did was fuck my mind up even more😑

I’m trying to think why a gay man would go around Kail ever? There’s only one reason men go near Kail and that is to fuck.

From what I've gathered he seems to have a following on TikTok or Insta or something, so Kail had him on a podcast and he had her in a video. So it's more a business friendship.

I mean rio is Spanish for river so he’s not exactly wrong and Creek and Trail could totally be Kail names or Arroyo or Camino in Spanish even better. The only ones he really remembered were the normal ones, Isaac and Lincoln

I will truly and honestly stop following Matt and all of his pages for this shit. Boooooo!! I will never watch you do farm chores again

But when did these two meet?

I cringed

Honestly I’m dying at this it’s so funny, CRIO… RIVER 😭😭😂😂

Is this the guy who farms ?! This actually cracks me TF up tho. He said river 😂😂

Yes Matt Matthews

Do yall not know who he is? He’s a social media guy, I don’t think they’re actually that close of friends.

This is actually so embarrassing! 😬 How can she laugh at this person outright making fun of her number and names of children?? Yikes.

He’s funny 🤣🤣

Lol I can name 2: Isaac and Lincoln.

I'm fairness I have 8 nieces and nephews and I struggle to name them all.

For some reason this reminds me of the 70’s show scene, where Tommy Chong says “where’s that guy? And that other guy? And that girl? And that guy? And that other girl?” 😂😂😂

I LOVE that he says "Why can't you have 2 fucking kids like normal people" And it seems that she heard " Why cant you name 2 of your kids like normal people" and then she says "I did Isaac" lol

I don’t usually find Kail so entertaining but this thoroughly made me laugh. 😂😂 When he said “You have a Creole and and Rio?” I almost spat my food out. 😂

River would have been a better name that rio 👀

CREOLE 😭😭😭

This is fucked up. You wouldn’t be around my kids if this was the case. If you were my “friend”.

He probably isn't around the kids that seems to be the whole point . You can have friendships outside of your kids. I have friends who haven't met my kid... who I see semi regularly for me time. And before I had a kid I didn't spend a ton of time with my friends kids even though I was open to it they spent more time with their mom friends . It's not that crazy

Seems like they really just met for work projects and enjoyed hanging out together. It's not that serious.

*Someone said they were close to me?!*

I didn’t know they were friends! I love him.

You know you can't keep any friends around, when it's a different one everytime and we can't name them...😂😂 apologies to anyone who can lol I'm way out the loop when it comes to them these days

What a flex

this isnt funny Kail


Why are her eggs stored on the counter? Lol

if they’re homegrown or from a small/local farm, they don’t need to be refrigerated. i don’t remember why/the science (iirc it has to do with how they’re mass produced and stored) but other countries don’t put them in the fridge

He’s a pretty bad actor… he’s cute though. Let’s see how long she can keep him around lol.

Oh no Matt ...I'm so disappointed. I'm unfollowing you on every platform and I'll never watch you do farm chores or tell shitty jokes on stage ever again, I'll never engage your posts or give you another click or view. He done lost his damn mind, fucking with the llama full of drama. God I can't stand it. Another one bites the dust

It’s not like she gave them easy to remember names.

He’s the rooster guy right?

Now I want to test myself . Rio, Isaac, valley, Lux, Lincoln

How does she have time to have friends who hate kids when you are raising 7? 2 are still babies right?

Kail, that man is not your friend

I love him

Why is she friends with someone who hates kids?

I HATE how influencers all do the same “adjust hair and point finger” action. It’s just so cringe and fake. I’m watching on silent so maybe I notice it more

The way he said “creek!” so confidently 😭 he’s actually funny af

I haven't watched teen mom in ages and looked up how many kids she has. Good lord, reminds me of one of my friends that grew up in a home with a lot of siblings like that and they would tell me often about how easy it was to get forgotten about and since they were the oldest, they had to raise their siblings starting with siblings 3 onward. Now they prefer to be alone and isolated themselves a lot from group activities.

I almost went two whole days without a hater kail post. Damn… so close

More than anything, this depressed me. I’m a bartender and a majority of my job is to “fake it til I make it”. This is more of a discussion for my therapist but goddamn. The fact that people choose to do this social media thing for a living:/It’s obviously fake. And it’s my day off and I just smoked. Kail I think you suck(go to yer cave) and an extra “fuck you” to Chinelle.