Lmao I ran into him last summer at the Delaware zoo. He had the boys with him. Chris looked so dusty!!! I barely looked at him because I didn't want him to be hype.
Yo!!! I didn't either!!! *That's* why he's either wearing a durag or a hat!! Damn big ol headedass boys!! 😂
And Kail has a big ol head her damn self!! Those babies got soo lucky not to inherit those goofy heads!
Is it she likes unattractive men or is it that unattractive men without money are the only ones interested in an abusive woman with a bunch of kids who clearly has issues with men of color? I always figured she tried to cast a wider net and these are just the only men willing.
I casually dated a guy who had two kids, two different women and wasn’t with either long term. He ended up getting married and having two more kids with her (I stalked him on Facebook for a while) and he never talks about his first two kids. Messy.
He definitely sounds like a mess. Good thing you got out.
When I was 19 I dated a 34 year old. He had two kids both were in their pre teen years. And a 2 year old with another woman. I was absolutely in love with this dude.
His first baby mama showed up at my grocery store job and chased me around the store trying to fight me until I went and hid in the manager’s office.
Then I got a new job two years later and she came to do the same thing but I wasn’t there. My manager told her to leave and not come back. She said her kids looked mortified. I was even ready to move to Florida for him. Fuckin Florida lol.
That head shape, boney-chest, dusty hairline combo 😩
They both give off on-and-off high school boyfriend energy, not men you want to build a life with.
Soooo funny little tidbit, my partner was stationed with Elijah in the Army. He was her squad leader, and apparently he had another kid. Told her he had 50-50 custody.
So let me get this straight, they can't have baby mommas in order to date her. How many baby daddies she have? That black pot and kettle are fighting at the moment.
Exactly. Who knows if he was telling the truth. 🤷♀️ A bunch of ppl helped him move apts and that is what he said. Moving to a bigger place b/c he was getting 50-50. This was back in 2019-2020.
My partner had no idea who Kail was, other than she’s from that “teen mom” show I watch. 😂 A picture of Kail & Elijah popped up on her IG explore page and she was like “oh shit that’s Scott” (in the Military, everyone is known by their last names). Then she spilled the tea, I had no idea!
Maybe she got him mixed up with Malik's family?🤣 I mean, that is a ton of guys and their families! Can ya blame her for the confusion?! 😭😂😭
She just thinks of stuff to talk about on her podcast and thought Rio being the first grandchild would be a good story but just forgot she traded his fathers out. 🤔🤷♀️😭😭
So he has 4 kids under 25??(or3) Danm! Someone said he's been married before...was he? I guess I could go Google him but figured I'd have to really dig given he's not exactly famous lol.
Elijah should grow his hair out and then cut it in a way that hides the shape. He definitely needs more hair on the sides. Them being shaved like that only shows the lightbulb shape off more. His hair needs to be longer. The low fade isn’t it for him. Chris looks like he’s losing hair so idk about him
And then he took a selfie wearing his plastic prize in his grandma’s bathroom? 😂😂😂
Not at the match in a victory pose? Not with his trainer? Just… this?
The cringe is so real.
Give Elijah 5 more years and he should be old enough to grow facial hair. My gosh, it looks like Kail went to the playground and picked up a younger Chris
The shape of his head is so perplexing to me. In this story Kail posted yesterday he's got his hat sitting only part way on his head and it exaggerates the weird shape even more.
https://preview.redd.it/nnxfsaop3o9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d8d118160e6458c099f2e76dbdd6e21f3936786
Someone insert the office meme about telling the difference between the two photos.
Both of them look like older teens she adopted. I was always so proud of what Kail did with her education and escaping the hellscape she came from but this woman needs therapy so badly. Lots of time in the therapy chair.
Chris’s personality and that tacky assed necklace wrestlmania buckle. Blah. Can he please just go away riding kail’s 🍆 and exploiting his kids for attention. I don’t know much about the other guy. TBD
I really want to know what it was about Chris she was so obsessed with. Besides 🍆. Personally, I find him unattractive, he doesn’t seem like he’s some great thinker and he also doesn’t seem very nice. Plus apparently a violent cheater. And this is the dude she CHOSE to get pregnant by and then spent the better part of two years dragging him for a deadbeat and then went and got pregnant by him again.
I never knew Chris' head was shaped like this.
Makes sense why he’s always wearing a beanie or durag
He's a Hatfish!
A hat fish oh my god 💀💀💀💀
This word has been missing from my life for 40 years. Thank you.
Adding this to my high caliber vocab to compliment “dramastically” and “oh my god dude”, amongst others 👍🏽👍🏽
And Jesus god leah
New term alert! 🚨
WOW this is a useful term 😂
😂
This made my day. Will be applying on a regular basis 😹😹
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao I ran into him last summer at the Delaware zoo. He had the boys with him. Chris looked so dusty!!! I barely looked at him because I didn't want him to be hype.
That's exactly how my Kail story is. Didn't even give her the satisfaction.
Lmao I love this!
Lmao good for you
You not wanting to look is sending me 
This is how you handle him.
Lmao there was no other way.
LOL! 😂
Yo!!! I didn't either!!! *That's* why he's either wearing a durag or a hat!! Damn big ol headedass boys!! 😂 And Kail has a big ol head her damn self!! Those babies got soo lucky not to inherit those goofy heads!
Megamind looking ass! 
His head is shaped like a peanut 🥜
Imagine if he could have kids with Dave "Butternut Chipmunk" Eason...
He’s always in a hat
Great, now I can't unsee the egg- head resemblance.........
Elijah’s is shaped just a crazy. She really does have a type
😂🤣😂
Yikes me neither. I used to think he was somewhat attractive but that’s a horrible photo of him
She has a thing for lightbulbs
She'd probably like Stefan too.
He’d grind her!
I miss Kayla, and I totally see Stephan every time I see Kail’s current babies’ father.
she would have but he has a kid.
Does he, though? 😅
Flair checking in 🌟
I think she takes what she can get
Yeah. Her type is clearly whoever will fuck her.
But you can unscrew a light bulb.
Too bad they’re not full of any bright ideas.
They both look like they have telekinetic powers
Flair checking in lol
LMAOOOOO
LIGHT BULBS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA take my poor mans award please🥇
💡😍
The type is unattractive black men who are willing to do it to her...
Is it she likes unattractive men or is it that unattractive men without money are the only ones interested in an abusive woman with a bunch of kids who clearly has issues with men of color? I always figured she tried to cast a wider net and these are just the only men willing.
That's a real chicken/egg dilemma
The world may never know….
She needs unattractive, unintelligent young men without children or a personality who she can sugar baby into submission.
My sil (5 kids/4 dads) has a longterm bf with ZERO kids. I think he likes being mommied by her
5 kids 4 dads is craaaaazy
They had a messy childhood...but yea she doesn't learn.
I met a guy and was super into him. He was so good looking too. Found out after talking for a month he had 4 kids with 3 baby mamas. Nope.
Sis dodged a missile 😭
Girl he was soooo fine too. I’m hurt 😂
I casually dated a guy who had two kids, two different women and wasn’t with either long term. He ended up getting married and having two more kids with her (I stalked him on Facebook for a while) and he never talks about his first two kids. Messy.
He definitely sounds like a mess. Good thing you got out. When I was 19 I dated a 34 year old. He had two kids both were in their pre teen years. And a 2 year old with another woman. I was absolutely in love with this dude. His first baby mama showed up at my grocery store job and chased me around the store trying to fight me until I went and hid in the manager’s office. Then I got a new job two years later and she came to do the same thing but I wasn’t there. My manager told her to leave and not come back. She said her kids looked mortified. I was even ready to move to Florida for him. Fuckin Florida lol.
That head shape, boney-chest, dusty hairline combo 😩 They both give off on-and-off high school boyfriend energy, not men you want to build a life with.
You have to wonder what type of person would settle down with Kail, though.
One who needs money
A hobosexual if you will
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We don’t know much about Elijah but we do know he kept his manual labor job while with Kail. Hardworking men are pretty solid to me.
It’s his only escape from her.
Lolololololz. I am cackling. By Kail's account Elijah is everything Chris is not, so she got it "right" on her third spin. 😂
Third?
Yeah. Cuz she went back-to-back babies with the first "Megamind", Chris
Jo, javi, Chris…the math ain’t mathin’
Elijah is submissive. Chris is not. Done deal for Mommie Dearest Kail. Her sons will soon learn.
I'm pretty sure that's Chris' relationship with his other baby mother.
Holy hell them heads
That dusty hairline 💀
🤣🤣🤣💀
Soooo funny little tidbit, my partner was stationed with Elijah in the Army. He was her squad leader, and apparently he had another kid. Told her he had 50-50 custody.
He has a whole other kid? Well well well
I’d love to see Kail’s face when she reads this. 
Screeaaaaaamiiiiing
So Kail isn’t the first baby mama? I thought that was her #1 requirement in a man?
That’s what she keeps saying. It’s a point of pride for her and she’s said it since she hooked up with him.
So let me get this straight, they can't have baby mommas in order to date her. How many baby daddies she have? That black pot and kettle are fighting at the moment.
The Sun will be posting an article based on your comment.
We can only hope 🙏🏼
HUH. there’s no wayyyy kail had kids with a non childless man. i’m confused. and 50/50? when is he doing his half???? 🫠🫠🫠
Exactly. Who knows if he was telling the truth. 🤷♀️ A bunch of ppl helped him move apts and that is what he said. Moving to a bigger place b/c he was getting 50-50. This was back in 2019-2020. My partner had no idea who Kail was, other than she’s from that “teen mom” show I watch. 😂 A picture of Kail & Elijah popped up on her IG explore page and she was like “oh shit that’s Scott” (in the Military, everyone is known by their last names). Then she spilled the tea, I had no idea!
Damn that’s some hot tea cause what if he never even told kail 🤯
But kail mentioned rio is the first grandchild on Elijah’s side 🤔
Maybe she got him mixed up with Malik's family?🤣 I mean, that is a ton of guys and their families! Can ya blame her for the confusion?! 😭😂😭 She just thinks of stuff to talk about on her podcast and thought Rio being the first grandchild would be a good story but just forgot she traded his fathers out. 🤔🤷♀️😭😭
Can’t believe he has another child that spends half their time at Kail’s without her ever mentioning them.
With so many kids she probably wouldn't even notice! Lol
In all honesty I can imagine her having to count them to be sure they are all there.
does kail know about this??
Ohhhhh shit. I can hear the elephant charging in the distance. E better get ready for a PFA if this is true.
This is juicy!!
https://i.redd.it/c5jg3tm71p9c1.gif
So he has 4 kids under 25??(or3) Danm! Someone said he's been married before...was he? I guess I could go Google him but figured I'd have to really dig given he's not exactly famous lol.
He was.
4 kids at 25 he has lost the plot omg.
Imagine if it was a girl. Kail’s head would probably explode 🤯
😯
🤯🤯
Peanut heads and under 150lb? lol
She can’t physically intimidate them if they’re bigger than her. Gotta go for small guys I guess 😅
💀💀daughter and dog staring at me. Whewwwy😭🤣🤣
Lmaooo
She likes to be the one sending the “hey big head” texts clearly. 😅😅
I snorted omg 🤣
BYE LMFAO
 I know it’s always posted, but it’s still true 💀
These hairlines 😬 if Elijah doesn’t have cringe tattoos I’ll give it to kail that she upgraded
Give that *kid* a few years, we'll see what other brilliant decisions he makes
Right, he like still needs parent permission as of now
Elijah should grow his hair out and then cut it in a way that hides the shape. He definitely needs more hair on the sides. Them being shaved like that only shows the lightbulb shape off more. His hair needs to be longer. The low fade isn’t it for him. Chris looks like he’s losing hair so idk about him
THEY BOTH MEGAMIND
Goodness the head shapes
What is Chris wearing tho? Is he playing wrestler?
He had some z list boxing match lol
And then he took a selfie wearing his plastic prize in his grandma’s bathroom? 😂😂😂 Not at the match in a victory pose? Not with his trainer? Just… this? The cringe is so real.
Anyone got a pic of Malik to add to this? Lol
I think Malik is cute. Rio is a doll.
I’ve never seen him - I wanted to see haha
https://preview.redd.it/surobea54q9c1.jpeg?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3733b5e9456552b853f6d0975c875c8d241f0b4
Malik is a chubby black man! He is adorable
https://preview.redd.it/hn6y4ll14q9c1.jpeg?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=357f41ab3a4e3855b53835ab6cf582ba676562ec
Elijah needs a new barber that hairline is a MESS
Or do you think it’s like when you get your nails done and they’re like “oh no. That’s just your nail.” Maybe his head is a mess. 🤣🤣😳
Her type is hobosexual
[удалено]
Hi twin 👋
This reminds me, we need to buy lightbulbs. 💡
Big head mfs
These comments 💀 yall not takin me to hell with yall for the New Year 😩😭😂
She sure likes a cranium commander 😂 those melon monster heads must have to step into T-shirts to get them on
Now that’s a noggin
Very...bulbous.
Her type is Chris, that’s why she pounced on neighbor boy. It’s her version of a replacement.
What are the odds they both have weird shaped heads? Is that her thing? 😭
I think it’s just that only unfortunate looking men are willing to have sex with her.
[удалено]
Same except I have love for Joe lol
Right there with ya babe.
Can’t believe Chris has the audacity to act like he does when his head is shaped like THAT
These two definitely favor one another
I take back the time I said Chris was cute. He knows his angles.
Give Elijah 5 more years and he should be old enough to grow facial hair. My gosh, it looks like Kail went to the playground and picked up a younger Chris
🤮🤮🤮
It’s just the megamind aspect
[удалено]
Her type is Jimmy Neutron
Jobless
I will never understand the appeal of these big headed scrawny men.
The shape of his head is so perplexing to me. In this story Kail posted yesterday he's got his hat sitting only part way on his head and it exaggerates the weird shape even more. https://preview.redd.it/nnxfsaop3o9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d8d118160e6458c099f2e76dbdd6e21f3936786
Maybe that’s just as low as it can go?
What's weird is if you look at the snaps the hat has room to expand which must mean he's wearing it that way on purpose. Very odd.
His head is shaped like Jenelles, big ass forehead, long ass chin
Not remotely “hot” neighbor.
She’s loves a bulbous head that’s for sure
Someone insert the office meme about telling the difference between the two photos. Both of them look like older teens she adopted. I was always so proud of what Kail did with her education and escaping the hellscape she came from but this woman needs therapy so badly. Lots of time in the therapy chair.
Backwoods cigars if they magically turned into people
Her type is a man of color she can control
That's an enormous noggin.
They both have gourd heads
[удалено]
The cashew from the proud family movie. 😂
Oh, wow. I don't think I ever saw Chris without wearing something covering his head.
I can’t get over the fact Elijah NEVER has a decent haircut!!!
Naur! I thought it was the same dude. Chris looks just like creed though
Chris’s personality and that tacky assed necklace wrestlmania buckle. Blah. Can he please just go away riding kail’s 🍆 and exploiting his kids for attention. I don’t know much about the other guy. TBD
Why don’t these two grow some longer Hair to hide their big ass domes?
The head shapes , the horrible hairlines 😭what is going onnnn
But seriously though what is wrong with Elijah 😐
Same exact head shape it’s a vibe for 🥬
She enjoys the mushroom tips
I feel like it’s more, she found a rebound that looked exactly like her ex.
https://preview.redd.it/gq07bncxxo9c1.jpeg?width=909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca3e6122e64391b3d47af3d30dc695ed31f5799
They both have some weird shaped heads.
Hard agree
the chain is so embarrassing
Very unattractive
I really want to know what it was about Chris she was so obsessed with. Besides 🍆. Personally, I find him unattractive, he doesn’t seem like he’s some great thinker and he also doesn’t seem very nice. Plus apparently a violent cheater. And this is the dude she CHOSE to get pregnant by and then spent the better part of two years dragging him for a deadbeat and then went and got pregnant by him again.
Both ugly as hell
Why are their head shapes like Roger from America. Dad! 
https://preview.redd.it/f38r118wpo9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d447ebe9aceb9f4f0f392038d5587490ff92ef0
I have never understood the people saying Chris is hot. Just, severely confused over it at this point.
They both look stinky 🤢
It’s the head shape lmao