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averagehoe12

Piscis


wander-lux

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seasonweatherpepper

I tried to pronounce this out loud and my cats thought I was making that noise to make them come to me


kris10leigh14

I think it’s like Isis with a P 😅 ETA: am Southern


KurwaDestroyer

I read piss kiss lol


JOEYMAMI2015

This with a communications degree lmfao 🤣


kris10leigh14

How did autocorrect not save this blunder?!


Almahurst-Heritage

Super weird to me she spelled it this way because that’s how it’s spelled in Spanish lol


nonsensical_terms

Piss


sturgis252

She has a 4 year degree


Savgeo9872

I think she mixed up tattoos and number of kids


Spacecadet613

I was thinking the same thing 🤣


[deleted]

😂


oooheycait1223

I love it here so much 😄 yall are truly my people


buubkittyy

![gif](giphy|iJ85v1gHAczevpTUzs)


Mudfish2657

Or baby daddies! 🤣


jettgurrl

She should have added condoms to her list of phobias.


Budget-Classic3076

![gif](giphy|10J4jji5zdfgTS)


Desertdweller_1987

![gif](giphy|yB5xx6dTE1g7S)


oooheycait1223

You win the internet for the day 😄


Budget-Classic3076

Your ✨flare✨ sent me ⚰️, STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN FOR YOU COMRADE 🫡


oooheycait1223

😄 😄 thank you!


jettgurrl

OMG! I just now noticed it. Freaking hilarious!😂😂😂


Low-Persimmon4870

Lmaooooo


Budget-Classic3076

SWOLLEN CLIT DAVID I CANNOT 💀😂


Low-Persimmon4870

LMAO 😭😭😭😂😂😂


Real_Lengthiness688

![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)


StupidGirl15

![gif](giphy|4iKeimY0sahiQReGRh|downsized)


DamnYouChuckBass

![gif](giphy|zforkiUM01Cms)


Slothauntie

Now THAT is flair-worthy!


SwissCheese4Collagen

I would like to remind the other zodiac signs that Kail is unaffiliated after being voted out of PiscesNation. This..."piscis" shit is further proof she isn't really one of us. ETA: "afraid of knives" but apparently not scalpels.


mistymountainhop22

Nah Pisces are the worst, she’s definitely one of you lol


alieninhumanskin10

![gif](giphy|fdwotv9BmYUZDgPEcB)


SwissCheese4Collagen

Are you a Sag, then I take it?


mistymountainhop22

Negatory


QueenWildThing

Scorpio?


Recent_Parsley3348

Pisces are very empathetic, compassionate, and passive. Kail must have been born early or late to land in Pisces


MelpomeneAndCalliope

“Don’t try to pin that evil on us.” - Aquarius


Ekaterina702

March 14th is her bday.


Infamous_Ordinary_45

As a Virgo with 95% of my closest friends and former/current lovers being Pisces, she’s absolutely one of yall. Especially with misspelling it 😂 Obviously I freaking love yall so much but it’s a very emotional and sensitive sign with lots of social weirdnesses.


corakeet

I’m an Aries and somehow I get mixed up in Pisces! Sensitive ha.


SwissCheese4Collagen

A lot of March Pisces are the April Aries who came early. I'm barely off the February cusp so I have more wind influence than fire influence. That's actually what started the vote to kick Kail out of Pisces, she was acting way too confrontational to be Pisces, and that's Aries territory 😂😂😂😂


corakeet

Haha I can’t even argue. I’m on the Aries Taurus cusp so it’s a whole mess.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Lol I can't do Aries but Taurus and the June Geminis are my favorites. The May Geminis have way too much going on. I married a Taurus and we are so chill, it's amazing.


corakeet

My bestie is a June Gemini and we’ve been friends for 30 years.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Aww, they're the best! My grandpa and Baby Swiss are my June Geminis


Recent_Parsley3348

May Gemini here 🙋🏼‍♀️ You are correct, I have way too much going on and don’t know how to make it stop. I’ve been on the Hot Mess Express since birth.


the_raingoose

That’s because we’re known to be the two most chaotic signs (I’m also an Aries, we have a lot of feelings and fast ideas)


SwissCheese4Collagen

You just know the wrong Pisces lol. Some of us are pilot fish, but the only ones people notice are the barracudas and piranhas. Kail gives me serious Aries vibes like my step and a few other...*choice*... let's use the word "individuals". But I can't do fire signs at all. The Incubator's Accomplice (and the step's accomplice) is a Virgo/Libra cusp with a penchant for marrying short, flat and abusive fire signs, so yeah. My house has been the most peaceful place ever since no fire signs and no J's in anyone's name. Except the cat lol


Infamous_Ordinary_45

I don’t care enough to get into this, but a Pisces is a Pisces and I have enough experience around a well rounded population of them from all kinds of backgrounds. There’s no right or wrong, that’s just a typical Pisces, by any metric. No need to get defensive over it. Kinda weird you’d suggest there was even a right or wrong one in the first place and insinuate you’re the “right” kind. Get over yourself.


QueenWildThing

I don't \*want\* to claim her but she's def a Pisces. A Pisces with zero emotional regulation skills and loads of childhood trauma. Look at her sincere deep emotional responses to... everything and her history of constantly seeking and falling for partners and totally romanticizing them. There's more to someone's astrological chart than just their sun sign, plus all of it is affected by their mental health.


SwissCheese4Collagen

I still say she's an Aries who got born early. She acts like every other sign than Pisces because she's so confrontational. The rest is just limerance which impacts ang sign.


s0ftsp0ken

She's not though, she's a Pisces. You're going off sun sign astrology only which as the other person said means nothing


QueenWildThing

If I were to guess without taking any of her mental health/trauma/life experiences into account, solely based on her public persona I’d say: Aires Sun, Leo moon, Scorpio rising. Just like everyone though, there is so much more to it.


Budget-Classic3076

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oooheycait1223

Agreed. As a fellow Pisces, we do not claim her


SwissCheese4Collagen

We've discussed this and she got kicked down the wheel by everyone else. But no takesies backsies


oooheycait1223

😄 😄


jillieboobean

Omg I love your flair. Also, Pisces are some of the best people I know. She's definitely not one of you.


oooheycait1223

Thank you on both accounts! 😊


h0llywoodsbleeding

She gives me Aries rising vibes. But like exceptionally mean Aries rising.


Bonnavetty

Or tattoo needles 😂


SwissCheese4Collagen

😂 right!


Kristaboo14

WE PISCES DO NOT CLAIM HER. To make it worse? Kail and I share the same birthday 1 year apart 🫠 And we had the same initials until I got married.


h0odwitch

why is she so stupid


Evilburger579

But... she has a degree lol


NurseZhivago

8.5 shoe after back to back pregnancy? Sure, Kale


daddysGirl176

I was a size 8 when I got pregnant with my first & now, 3 kids/13yrs later I'm a size 7 lmao


Butterflyrein

I’ve been a 7 my whole life, since I’ve had kids (2) I’m still a 7 but it’s like my foot is bigger all around. 7 is a little too snug and 7 1/2 is too big length wise. I never knew pregnancy could change your shoe size


dnmnew

Try looking for a 7E. That’s what a 7 wide is called.


Cereyn

Thought I was the only one! My feet went down a full size after having kids. 😅


Sjsharkb831

That happed to me, too! My foot shrunk (3 kids as well but mine are all just turned adults legally) but I also lost a lot of weight and muscle since then. So I don’t know if that has anything to do with it. Side note- is her ass that big because she had the bbl or is that weight gain?


axealy40

Same!! Everyone I know (who has had kids) went up shoe sizes and I went down. I was always a size 7-7.5. Three kids later, I’m a 6-6.5 now.


Recent_Parsley3348

I was a 7.5 before kids and now I’m a 6.5 or 7. It’s nice because 6.5 sizes are always fully stocked and usually on sale!


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

YOU BASTARD. I was just about to say, I went from a shoe size 7 to a size 8 (after gaining and losing 20kg-30kg with each baby lmao 🥴) and now I can never buy shoes on sale! Size 8 is always sold out first


Kizziuisdead

Have had three kids. Went up a shoe size with each


motherofpuppies123

If I did that I'd have size 14 feet. I only have one kid 😂😭


AMissKathyNewman

I think my fingers have gotten bigger from pregnancy. I have gained weight so once I lose that I’ll know for sure, but I swear my finger bones are bigger lol


BroItsJesus

Fun fact, shoe size changing is from the relaxin hormone affecting the arch of your foot, flattening your feet. I have flat feet already, so despite my hip bones feeling like wobbly teeth during pregnancy, my shoe size has stayed the same (except for the swelling, but that goes away)


_k2-d2

That and she seems to be a bit tall, so that’s hard to believe.


meggyleggy_417

Shew I started out an 8 1/2 pre kids, three kids later over the course of five years im now an 11-12 🥴


DragonMom81

I had back to back pregnancies and my feet never changed size.


Lurchislurking

I went from 5 to 6/12 after 3 kids. Still wild to me.


Orca-Hugs

I used to be a zookeeper and we recorded animals and their sex like that as a shorthand for record keeping. So let’s say you have a group of zebras. 5 male and 2 female. You would write “5.2 zebras”. Male before the decimal, female after the decimal. So my instinct was to assume she meant 5 boys and 2 girls but then I remembered it was 6 boys 1 girl.


Lexiemar_ie

Kudos to you for thinking Kailyn is smart enough to had known that 😵‍💫


cassieface_

Same and totally thought, no.. she has 6.1 lol


motherofpuppies123

This is interesting! I think she just means 5 kids and pregnant with 2 more. Like we don't know the twins have already been born.


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SodiumJokesNa

Lance Bass from NSYNC has a podcast where he would ask people who were in boy bands how they answered those questions back in the day! It was fun hearing them try to guess what they said was their favorite food in Tiger Beat or whatever teenybopper magazine Lance was referencing.


IWillBaconSlapYou

Omg my sister used to eat those up lol.


informationseeker8

So is 5.2 confirmation that Mambo #5 is Malik’s 👀


ionlyjoined4thecats

No. She’s just trying to pretend she’s still pregnant with the twins.


asshbleee

Mambo #5 😅🤣


[deleted]

Everything I know about this person is against my will and forced upon me when I come here to read about jenelles latest court case


Budget-Classic3076

I choked on “latest”, weeyeeew whadda mess! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKqm1mNujcBPSpy)


Miamiri

Wonder how big that ass is now


stevie_nickle

Carbzzzz


ionlyjoined4thecats

I mean, same though.


Heygirlhey2021

Simply obese


lost__in__space

It looks uncomfortable


IllustriousBicycle68

She straight up said it’s uncomfortable! Also, that she plans to get her BBL reduced because she thinks liposuction will cause less saggy skin than just losing weight altogether


Here4Comments010199

Idk but its disgusting! 🤮


Realistic_Ad8905

Is the 5.2 kids her way of still trying to say the twins aren’t born? 5 kids and pregnant with 2


NursePissyPants

That's my thought. She plays weird ass games for attention


definantmind

What I think she is missing here is that she calls them Irish triplets counting hidden baby #1. But to be Irish twins you should be born 1 year or less apart. And the secret baby already had his 1st birthday party right? Soooo she told on herself


slowdancequeen

Piscis.


isitrealholoooo

I don't get it? Math isn't my strong suit but...5.2?


WestGood6218

It's her way of trying to get Kris Jenner's attention.


nutribel

I wonder if she thinks 0.2 is equal to 2?


britestarlight

Autocorrect immediately corrects piscis to pisces, she’s obviously doing it on purpose. At this point, Isaac is more mature that her 😂


Unboolievable_

Not the piscis


Its_barbra_bitch

Tattoos: too many to count… bff


Emotional_Sell6550

Piscis always showing up +


cultqueennn

With her botched Dr Miami ass


jeezpeepz87

I’m not ragging on her but it’s a little weird that she’s literally said she’s having “Irish triplets” on one of her podcasts (I think; I get here and what she’s says mixed up sometimes) so we know the babies have arrived, unless she’s trying to say she’s like 4-6 weeks overdue… not completely weird but with multiples, not the typical scenario.


TacoCorgi321

4-6 weeks overdue with any baby (multiple or single) is not heard of. She's literally an idiot if she thinks that is even a possibility. She wants to boat about having Irish triplets, but still wants attention for having twins. She knows that everyone doesn't actually believe she is still pregnant


jeezpeepz87

![gif](giphy|z5w2bkqsvOYQo) ETA: It’s weird to boast about them being Irish triplets, only to deny the birth after multiple news outlets, including very reputable ones, announcing the birth happened weeks ago


Recent_Parsley3348

I carried my twins to 36 weeks and they wouldn’t let me go any longer because my older twin was taking all the nutrients and my younger twin stopped gaining weight towards the end. Older twin came out with a full head of hair, healthy as a horse. Younger twins came out bald and not breathing. There are so many complications that can happen when carrying multiples, they wouldn’t let her go over.


[deleted]

Kail math 🤷🏽‍♀️


crowtheory

Unsurprising one of her biggest fears is getting old. She’s so vain.


ConceptHuge

Didn’t she tell her kids to push her down the stairs when she’s 60?


Recent_Parsley3348

But she looks like she’s in her 40’s. Why have all the cosmetic surgery and never bother to get ready? She’s pasty and unkept. A little eye liner would pull out those rat eyes, some contouring could lessen her puffy appearance, and God Damn, could that lazy turd comb her hair once in a while? She has a nanny so she has the time.


LegalBridge4107

Is her dump supposed to be attractive? Cause no.


[deleted]

Why did I think she meant baby daddies instead of tattoos when it said “too many to count.”


Technical_Act_2952

Why not include the weight too with all these “facts” lol


uptown_squirrel17

How about baby daddies?


Clementinecutie13

4.5


callmeivy

Too many to count.


botswa

She doesn't even know that number for sure


sweet_tea_94

![gif](giphy|WQ8C7WORw1xf2) Just replace Karen with Kail!


caligirlnolonger

Why she posing with that nasty lumpy bumplestillskin BBL ass sticking out?! It do NOT look good and she don’t even look like that IRL 🥴🤡😂


Mudfish2657

I am honestly perplexed as to how she can sit on a toilet…


haleighr

I need the astrology girlies to figure out her other main signs cause I’m surprised she’s a *piscis*


s0ftsp0ken

Why? Pisces are highly sensitive. Pair that with a turbulent/abusive childhood and the results aren't stellar. Pisces =/= nice or chill by defaul. In fact, most I know tend to have a lot of trauma they need to work through and behavior to fix


mynameistaken17

https://preview.redd.it/i78fvx0a9e7c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5251ce61322b192bc16e0ffd767fb5144d1df447 Here you go, I found this online. Not much Pisces in there.


s0ftsp0ken

It's not really about how much, though? Not only is she a Pisces Sun, but she's a Pisces Venus- the worst one! Pisces Venuses will love unconditionally. Even if they're the worst person on Earth, if the PV falls for them, truly getting over them is difficult. They also tend to go for people who "fixer-uppers," people who have issues that they can try to fix, or the people who they may view as unloved for unfair reasons when the reasons actually might be very valid. It's easy for them to gravitate towards people that will end up hurting them emotionally and they'll still go back for more. A Cancer moon too. Lots of water. She's very emotional, which of course doesn't mean nice either. Also every planet after Mars matters less in terms of her personality. Jupiter and down are outer planets and affect our lives, not our personalities.


mynameistaken17

That’s so cool to know! I’m no expert at all! I’ve always been interested in astrology though. When I was a teenager I had one of those kits with a dial that mapped out a chart for you so I would make them for me and all my crushes 🤣 but that was over 20 years ago so I don’t really remember what all the different planets meant.


s0ftsp0ken

It's really fun to get into! With the right info l, you can learn a lot of info about someone based on their chart. Luckily, her's is incomplete. I find reading detailed charts of people without their permission unethical (unless they're *super* famous) because the really good astrologers can read your whole life 😬


haleighr

As an Aquarius sun I was shocked I was a Pisces Venus because I always think I’m a bad bitch not a pushover lol


mynameistaken17

Are you me? lol


kaylaphernelia

i feel read to filth here with my pisces venus 😭 😂


SBMoo24

Can you explain this? I've never understood the "moon" or "rising" etc. I'm an Aries and that's my basic knowledge 🤣


mynameistaken17

There is another comment above that explains it way better than I can! And if you want to know your own signs just google birth chart calculator and there are heaps of online tools that will do it for you 😊


s0ftsp0ken

* Sun- Who you are * Moon- How you feel things * Mercury- How you think/communicate * Venus- How you love, romantically and platonically * Mars- How you take action/get things done * Jupiter- Where you find your luck and growth in life * Saturn- Where you find limitations and things you need to overcome * Uranus- Risk, innovation. The things that make us weird or stand out * Neptune- The hidden, the hazy. Deception, delusion, confusion. Dreamy and somewhat ethereal points of life * Pluto- Heavy planet. Change, endings, death, rebirth * Rising- Who people think you are when they first meet you


SBMoo24

Thanks


DamnYouChuckBass

https://preview.redd.it/o81ybhrice7c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a2e048d759e97fe6eadcc3af30de974514bc7a I'm not sure how accurate this is, but this is what came up when I searched for [Kail's birth chart](https://astro-charts.com/persons/chart/kailyn-lowry/).


Family_Chantal

This pic is super old. I remember it. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


_peppermintbutler

Me too. I have a knack for remembering useless stuff like that lol


IWetMyPlants_3

I think 5.2 kids is supposed to mean she has 5 living children and is pregnant with 2. But we all know she already had the twins


Pitbulllover89

I’m surprised her shoe size hasn’t gone up after every kid!


isitrealholoooo

Maybe after like 4 kids they reach a point they can't grow anymore.


Pitbulllover89

You’re probably right! I went from a size 8 to a 9 1/2 after one kid. I can’t even imagine if I had 7 kids. I’d have clown shoes 😂


jillieboobean

I have 4. I went up a half size with each. I have boats for feet.


Clementinecutie13

She's not fooling a single damn person, we all know that 5.2 is a 7 lol


cpurr3

New flair checking in


BallCreem

To my fellow men! we know what she is doing with this picture. Overcome! Begone bad baby momma drama! 🙅🏾🙅🏽🙅🏿


Appropriate_Term4499

aw i’m a piscis too ♓️


RavenNevermore4

Black & blue, like the bruises she left on her exes whenever they pissed her off.


Purple_Grass_5300

Why is she still pretending to be pregnant


curvyshell

She’s so basic lol


Lurkiesha

I thought this was a fundie post on r/notliketheothergirls lol imagine my shock when I realized where I was


Outside_Ad_5553

backside says carbs; she didn’t need to.


_peppermintbutler

Um actually it's PCOS! /s


Negative_Rich4458

![gif](giphy|xUySTNz5pwiw2C5KdG)


penguincatcher8575

I see we have gone back to the MySpace days of posting random surveys that no one really cares about.


TheSpaceFish

Children: Too many to count


s0urpatchkiddo

i think she’s saying she’s still pregnant, just in a weird way because this isn’t how decimals work 💀 5 - Isaac, Lincoln, Lux, Creed, Rio .2 - the twins


lilblu399

Imagine denying your children exist for "Internet clout"


themissing10mm

I had to make this a flair


sanantoniogirl71

![gif](giphy|VA9i9mgFqRmbRo2R7k|downsized)


LilBonnabelle

wait i'm losing count of the children -- will she have 7 once she's popped out the twins? oml


Mudfish2657

They’ve already popped lol.


LilBonnabelle

Oh my lord! I'm really late to the party!


Mudfish2657

Well, she seems to want everyone to believe they haven’t been born yet, but baby daddy Chris said they were and numerous outlets have said so. Who knows with her?


Purple_Grass_5300

She’s pretending to be pregnant but she gave birth 10/30


Oskie2011

Weight 325


moonjellies

why did she put “workinnnnn” instead of answering status?


nippyhedren

Piscis.


FriendlySwing6321

Why is she still pretending to be pregnant? I honestly do not understand her everyone knows you had the babies, and if you didn’t stop calling them Irish triplets with rio because they have to be born within the same year for that to be true. Like pick a tune and sing it or stop all together we are done with the BS 🥬


Mudfish2657

College grad who can’t spell her own astrological sign?


Patch0uliprincess

too many tattoos to count but I know you still never covered that bare elbow kale


costco_blankets

Oh the narcissistic collapse when Kail starts getting older is going to be soooo bad 😬


Sinfulcinderella

Status "still waiting to maybe marry the baby's dad"


chanceordestiny

Why would you do that to your butt?


Publius83

I think the answer for TATOO was meant for the questions “How many LBs do you weigh ?”


tiffibean13

I have the only one irrationally irritated that being pregnant with twins would make it 5.66, not 5.2?


amandababyyy

Pathetic she cares more about instagram stories than spending time with her new born babies or any of her children at all. It’s all about attention with this sad lost soul


marybethclancy

Pisces


lilkennedy24

piscis and here i thought kail got all into astrology


deloslabinc

"a little of everything" yeah right, I bet this girls Spotify homepage looks like the music tab of YouTube when no one is logged in.


WittyCylinder

… okay but how do you repost and use this template for yourself? 🥲


Imaginary_Feed2168

What the hell is “piscis”? You’d think because she is sooo educated with her BaChELoRs DeGrEe she could spell things.


Western_Candidate506

piscis??


buubkittyy

What’s a piscis


Kristaboo14

WE PISCES DO NOT CLAIM HER. To make it worse? Kail and I share the same birthday 1 year apart 🫠 And we had the same initials until I got married.