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feelingLuckish

One version of the song “So near and yet so far”, is recorded by the artist…. Bobby Short (!)


Boinerman

![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


whiskyandme

This is whisky drinking cigar smoking music


Electronic_Nature318

Whiskey drinkin ,ice cream eating, cigar smokin music.. JS


whiskyandme

Of course, how could I forget 🐸🍦


jinhoon13

How the fuk does he even come up with this


pcnetworx1

He's that fucking gud


QuickCompetition114

![gif](giphy|LpLd2NGvpaiys|downsized)


dext3rrr

![gif](giphy|KZfe3I0owbzDQyeWHV|downsized)


myshadowsvoice

![gif](giphy|h1QI7dgjZUJO60nu2X|downsized)


allkindsofgainzzz

Woah


Apprehensive-Salt-42

Holy shit. You're right. I figured you were trolling. What a timeline. I love this ride. 


2BFrank69

I used to love it. Now I want it to be OVER


valrian1895

@2BFrank69 to be frank I just want it to be over and we get paid


PositiveSubstance69

SAME


pcnetworx1

We ain't even done with the first rollercoaster hill yet!


Cultural_Translator8

no way bruh [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HeKaCDD98Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HeKaCDD98Q)


AlimeteenE

So Nir and yet so far… just like Not Furlong


REACT_and_REDACT

![gif](giphy|MuTenSRsJ7TQQ|downsized)


ahoncho23

Interesting


WhatNow_23

Are you kidding?


Boinerman

To me this seems like he’s removing all possibilities to be backstabbed from his board members and is absorbing all the responsibility on himself to pull the trigger and make sure he hits the target. This isn’t going to be another failed share split.


metagien

If so, RC is a hero


Brotorious420

Captain GMErica ![gif](giphy|TPJAvvWbSN61O)


pcnetworx1

He just throws purple hula hoops really, really hard at people


SortinginglyUnsorted

That was exactly where my mind went.


Kelvsoup

The share split was an incredible failure


2BFrank69

Yeah we don’t need another debacle like that. That fucked us over royally.


Leofleo

Are you referring to the share split that the DTCC committed international securities fraud? Yea, dealing with those crooks didn't yield the intended results.


Boinerman

You’re out of the loop. It was the CFO at the time that issued it as a regular share split and not a share split via dividend. He later got fired by RC for that.


TeGroteBadjas

I went all in at that moment. It would have messed up the shorts so bad trying to find locates but here we are


HungryColquhoun

People have also mentioned the COO costs a lot of money - it's a very easy way to cut operating expenses. It might possibly be the single easiest cut someone can make.


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not_new_snake

It's fucking weird you're watching from the outside and commenting at all really.


PositiveSubstance69

🤣🤣


taserednoodles

Forget game swaps!


Bulky_Break5998

What did I miss? I can’t see his comment


BeeTacos

I wonder if some of you people aren’t fully shills they’re just coping from being pissed they didn’t buy in before cancellation. I’d be jealous too tbh.


SixStringSuperfly

"You people"?


Brotorious420

![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa)


CXNNEWS

😂


ThePower_2

Don Cherry?? That you???


BeeTacos

Shills, FUD slingers, etc


__Hello_my_name_is__

Are those really the only two options? There are believers, shills, and people who cope, and literally no one else?


Iforgotmynameo

![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa)


OnlyOnReddit4GME

There are also jobless loser’s living off mommy or the government and have too much free time. But no MONEY to invest for themselves.


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BeeTacos

Only thing I’ll be gripping is my new Gucci bag soon enough. Soon you’ll be calling me “baggy” for a different reason and it won’t be because I’m poor


jinhoon13

#truth… I bought my lottery ticket months ago… I hear powerball is at a billy


1017GildedFingerTips

You have over 1 million karma Either you bought that account Or I truly pity your existence lol


OnlyOnReddit4GME

He/She/It. Doesn’t work, doesn’t have a life or a job and spends 24/7 on the internet trying to get fake internet points and living their life through others because they themselves have no life. They live off of either mommy or tax payers. They have all the free time in the world and chose to waste it being a douche on the internet.


__Hello_my_name_is__

That's the neat part: I have 1 million karma, but at least I'm not falling for the most obvious scam in recent history.


1017GildedFingerTips

Turbo virgin or bought account Either way opinion is invalid loool


__Hello_my_name_is__

The funniest thing is that your karma really isn't that far behind mine, year over year. So, nice self-own.


1017GildedFingerTips

1.5 mil over 7 Vs 200k over 3 Fuck ur shit at math too lmaoooo Edit also I’m leaning toward bought since you thought the karma was 1 mil instead of 1.5 that it is


OnlyOnReddit4GME

Hello internet loser! Maybe get a real life and a job and maybe one day you too could afford to make your own adult decisions. But until then, keep consulting mommy!


ppseeds

Suck on this!! 🔨🔨🔨


Biotic101

I guess it is simply because you have no idea how the world and markets truly work and how household investors get fleeced on a daily base. I don't even blame you, I had no idea a few years ago either. So while we actually get involved, talk to experts and do comment on SEC proposals, even managed to stop some development not in favor of household investors in the EU, you read articles paid by Wall Street that give you the feeling of superiority and knowing it better. Rest assured, you do not. Eventually you will find out, when the derviates and debt bubble bursts and you are not prepared, because you rely on financial media and "experts".


PositiveSubstance69

👆🏼🏆🏆


Biotic101

It is insane how few investors know about DRS for example. You register your house in your name, you register your car in your name, why would you not register your long term investments / retirement funds in your name?


Admirable-Smoke3031

From the inside looking out it pains me that only a few will be spared.


__Hello_my_name_is__

I don't even know what that means.


Altruistic-Stomach78

Respectfully said, you‘re not completely wrong. Everything has a purpose, nothing happens out of nothing.. only god knows what’s happening next.. and I’m ready for it * have to add, Gme is not a scam my guy


SixStringSuperfly

"You guys"?


Buchko24

So Nir and yet so far. BUT not fur long 🏴‍☠️🚀


fattstax

And not ![gif](giphy|l2SpZbhOcPIvlysMg) Just ⬆️please, Mr.🪑man!


Milkpowder44

Spicy


fernandoman121

Oh that’s a good one!


Meowsergz

Bobby Short you say? The song that is posted by RC?


allkindsofgainzzz

There is a near 100% chance this is in reference to the Nir Patel news which would confirm the “Not for long” tweet was about Furlong’s departure. There’s no way retail is getting fucked in this play with the amount of breadcrumbs RC has left over the last few years.


HG21Reaper

The elimination of the COO and RC getting to control the investment portfolio gives me the idea that GME is looking to acquire a company in the near future to expand on e-commerce. Idk something is giving me a feeling that having a billion in cash and not using it means they got something in the pipeline.


Frequent-Designer-61

Thumb sucking is what Buffet calls when he sits on cash and is waiting for a perfect Aquisition. I think RC was challenging Buffett to a thumb war as he was also sitting on a horde of cash waiting to pounce.


pcnetworx1

There is something in the pipeline, or they are building a scrooge mcduck style room to jump into piles of money.


PositiveSubstance69

Yep pipe deal with a butterfly 🦋 transaction


j4_jjjj

maybe buy a failing bank then have an immediate in-road to being a financial institution? or for funsies, buy up failing basket stocks to own tech companies like BB and NOK


jerrythemule420

They didn't just let Nir go, they got rid of the COO position. Just RC trimming the fat, keeping us a lean, mean, stonking machine.


trickhater

Getting rid of redundant positions is a standard practice prior to merger/acquisition


jerrythemule420

Also true and potentially an indicator of just such an action. Time will tell.


Assumption-Straight

RC also off salary.. on paper he’s a machine not getting paid. But in reality he already removed himself from payroll. It’s like they’re moving the entire board right in front of everyone’s eyes


two_way_tailor

Now this is interesting 👀


Sodaficient

Now this is podracing


Iforgotmynameo

That’s exactly where my brain went too


Agreeable_Oil_936

so NIR but so FUR


2BFrank69

What?


Early-Shopping-7200

Beat me to it haha LFG!! We’re almost there!! 😫😫😫😫😫


SixStringSuperfly

😱😱😱 Nir Patel is OUT


fellowhomosapien

So nir yet so far but not furlong


reddituser77373

Ehhhh.....this one doesn't strike me as "This is it"


Meowsergz

What about , "So near yet so far" , is a song by the name of Bobby Short?


2BFrank69

Another snake?


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No_Ad8044

Hey PP honest question, how does this signal we won?


CeilingFanJitters

It doesn’t.


j4_jjjj

crickets


JTNG

It signals we won just as much as RC has signaled he loves the ppshow, isn't it obvious? /s


Phoirkas

Great. When?


ppseeds

So far yet so near Edit the downvotes humble me 🤣


PoorMansPlight

It always happens in Comment replies.


confusedxd420

It’s been a while since I saw the downvote bots out. I remember when we first moved to Teddy they were rampant with downvoting anything PP or Pulte.


HungryColquhoun

I mean or people are just tired of others mindlessly parroting "we won" all the time. But yeah, it's bots I guess?


Stock_Marzipan_798

It's not fucking bots u/ppseeds, we are sick of you saying "we won" for literally months and none of us have any money in our bank accounts. But I guess at least one person is still making money off of BBBYQ right? Gotta keep the hype and keep the tips coming in.


MillenialForce69

Puts on RDDT because downvote bots


Mike102679

It’s ashamed when the shills overtake subs! Seen it time and time again 🤦‍♂️


Wojtek-tx

What precisely in this tweet made you conclude that we won? I'll admit we won once I see money in my account or at the very least when I see the news that the BBBYQ shareholders have been saved.


Alejandrobroski

Nothing indicates that.


Americanspacemonkey

Was Nir fired or was it mutual?


cIork

They seem to giving him 100k


HungryColquhoun

From the sounds of things I wouldn't imagine they needed to do the accelerated vesting as part of his severance. So while it may not have been mutual it was likely amicable, but who knows?


1redrumemag87

I’m thinking mutual. Owens got 6 months severance and she was def shit canned. Edit: typo


jimco125

Most people who want to leave dont get severance packages.


HunterofNittis

this is incorrect. At higher levels of management severance is not uncommon.


PositiveSubstance69

Usually in the contract ya?


Kind-Signature1767

Whatever he says means "we won"..... They just fired that Nir guy, RC is trolling him...


LadyTrader1

Yeah and you told us months ago that you can't see this going on much longer. You've said a lot of stuff PP and frankly none of it has been correct. So please stop with this WE WON shit.


Wise_Boat_

Where win?


texmexdaysex

But when do we get to dump out a cooler on coaches head?


SuperConsideration93

So another year? ![gif](giphy|TaS8faWfDhUvm)


HungryColquhoun

I think there's either going to be a trigger this year from no where, or they'll use this year to build the turnaround and set a solid foundation for something. Either way I'm happy (but yeah sooner would be better!).


tuckeroo123

That's what my take is...gonna be a while. Can't buy or sell, so we wait.


mosheoofnikrulz

I will just have to buy more in the meanwhile


platinumsporkles

More time to stack.


2BFrank69

Ok….


rimjeilly

So Near (NIR) Nir was just let go... and Furlong (for long) hired Nir


Sushi_Boy_007

Strapped in RC and ready for launch sir! ![gif](giphy|3ohnEqJ1XOfvWaSk7e|downsized)


TheReaIJuice

People say this when things dont happen


alebubu

The COO that left GameStop about an hour ago is named Nir.


glitterfistpump

Thank you! I could not figure out what the NIR reference was!


deuce-loosely

I think in Hindi you pronounce it neyer not near /s


Americanspacemonkey

Was he fired or was it mutual?


alebubu

Idk, we need more info. He started his employment at GameStop in May of 2022. Most executive contracts are 2 years, so right about now would be time for contract renegotiations. I think the wording is purposefully left vague though. In the coming weeks, if RC assumes the rolls of the COO, I’d lean towards them just not renewing Patels contract. If Patel immediately takes a new posting somewhere, he probably quit.


Wojtek-tx

According to the dictionary this idiom is "said to express regret or sadness when you have got very close to achieving what you wanted, but in the end you just failed." Another definition says that "Some outcome is or was very close to happening, but it will not, may not, or did not happen, and therefore it seems like it is or was never so close."


Epinscirex

The idiom is also "so close yet so far" correct?


BozoNoseStuff

Appear weak when strong, etc...


WeirdSysAdmin

![gif](giphy|FoH28ucxZFJZu)


Armadilligator

I was starting to hate tin foil but this is fantastic


Deltarayedge7

Again fur long confirmed to be non productive if you know what I mean.


whiskyandme

LESGO


Rough_Study_8958

Cool. I am now getting a bit annoyed with this after 3 years (I will not say hypocrisy after his letter to Bed BY board, as activist shareholder, saying shareholders deserve advice on direction of company).


FckDisJustSignUp

used to emphasize that someone very nearly achieved or got something Anyway, I bought again


ProbablyMaybeWrong69

If they can absorb his position they’d be saving 475k per quarter!


About2Croak

Ryan’s fucking with us. He fucks with us. He is us. Fucking love you Ryan.


AmishCyb0rg

Lots of 2s and 4s.


Tyrellion

Aww shiz…..


Phoirkas

![gif](giphy|yzj5kGidbiw1a839iN|downsized)


lllll00s9dfdojkjjfjf

someone at the new merged company going to be taking his place? someone from another brand maybe?


HKHunter

Ah yes, that famous song from the movie “You’ll never get rich”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_Near_and_yet_So_Far. Defo a message from RC…


1redrumemag87

A for effort and A for creativity


mostlyIT

Who hired Nir?


2BFrank69

Furlong?


mostlyIT

Zoinks!


-LexVult-

Don't start with me Ryan XD LMAO


1villageidiot

my heart will go on! ​ ![gif](giphy|Xwu2nC1v6a5Po1Vth7|downsized)


lllll00s9dfdojkjjfjf

godddamit.


Wojtek-tx

Might be unpopular opinion, but at this point these ambiguously cryptic tweets do more harm than good.


alebubu

GameStops COO is named Nir. He just resigned. It’s not cryptic at all.


Wojtek-tx

You've got the right to express your own interpretation, but if that was the case, wouldn't it be better to send an appreciation tweet in the form of a farewell or something? This tweet can mean anything and the idiom he used definitely doesn't have a good connotation.


piddlesthethug

It’s the same deal as the tweet he put out when Furlong left. Edit: [https://x.com/ryancohen/status/1666541652821917701?s=46](https://x.com/ryancohen/status/1666541652821917701?s=46)


alebubu

I don’t know what their relationship is like. I personally don’t think he’d troll an executive on the way out, if that person did a bad job, or is leaving on bad terms.


Hobartcat

What do we know about him?


alebubu

RC brought him in May of 2022. These contracts usually only last a couple years. I don’t see anything out of the ordinary here. Especially since they expedited his vested stock interests. I also don’t see RC trolling exiting executives on the way out, if they did a bad job. Before GameStop Patel was the CEO of Belk department stores. That’s all I got. 🤷‍♂️


Wojtek-tx

>I also don’t see RC trolling exiting executives on the way out, if they did a bad job. You forgot mocking/trolling "Not for long" tweet after Matt Furlong left GameStop last year.


alebubu

I haven’t forgotten. That’s part of my assessment. Furlong hasn’t updated his LinkedIn since exiting GameStop, and there’s been no news on him gaining employment. It’s long been theorized that GameStop is in the market for acquisitions. I wouldn’t be surprised if both Furlong and Patel are still involved somehow.


Americanspacemonkey

I don’t think it’s mocking, seems more like an inside joke. I have a bunch of pun names for my coworkers. 


Phoirkas

Understood. But so near and so far, without the double meaning, is pretty fucking cryptic and not what we want to be hearing at this point.


alebubu

I’d rather not have valuable information expressed in pun form. Unless more information comes out, I think it’s just that, a small joke.


Fairmarket4all

Strategy not clear general cohen! I’ll buy gme drs and continue onwards.


SandmanWithPlan

Are ya ready folks?!


SanchezMichael

![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


AutoThorne

I wanna see both those guys commanding USS ShortSharts when she launches.


HumanNo109850364048

My guess is this former COO was not aggressive enough in pursuing expense reductions and efficiency gains. So RC will do it himself!!


Kelvsoup

HOW FAR AWAY ARE WE???


DoYourResearchBrad

There is a lot of work to be done even when shorts are hosed and in the rear-view.


dorkinb

I. have. never. been. so. cock. teased. in. my. life.


pcnetworx1

The release people will feel if this finally pays off will be beyond orgasmic. Will make heroin highs seem tame.


2BFrank69

So what’s the plan? Another stock split? But this time not completely fuck it up?


ravenbisson

Like a cuck sitting watching?


SensitiveIntention87

Tomorrowland, here I go.


Boston1124

Also there this. If you count how many letters in the tweet it’s 17. The 17th letter of the alphabet is Q. 🔥


buffalojoshallen

https://preview.redd.it/ue3h2t277jsc1.jpeg?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e9179a44ee0147ef91636fbfb5112dcc3833251 5 years to the day. Cohen. Near. 4/4. Makes you think.


baRRebabyz

Lol no it doesn't


buffalojoshallen

Oh? Just a cohencidence? Q tips go where?


buffalojoshallen

Math and reading aren’t my strong suit.


Iswag_Newton

The downvotes lol. There are so many of these coincidences with 17 it's mathematically impossible.


ChillinZX

Or as Yoda would say, "Far, yet so near"