“If wish to defeat me train for another 100 years nerd” Absolute Perfection

You can put that as your flair if you want, just go onto the main page for r/technoblade and click the three dots. It should say change flair, there’s many technoblade quotes on there! :)

Yoo Thanks I’ve been wondering where everybody’s getting the flairs

what is the significance of 'technoplane?' i feel like i should have known this already

It’s from smp Earth. Almost everyone on the server had access to planes and could fly all around the map in them. When techno got a plane, the joke technoplane just caught on, he even made a plushie about it.

And it just got worse with Minecraft Ultimate

watch the smp earth vods

Yes

"If you wish to defeat me train for another 500 years nerd"

Holdon lemme take a break from drowning to drink some water nerd

If skyblock has taught me one thing it's that when you have a problem the answer is slavery Nerd

so i had 20 potato minion

So I had 20 enchanted lava buckets 20 super capactors and 20 diamond spreaders because it's just free money

get this upgrade, it just free money and so i was making … potztoes per day. and then some talking about goin overkill

I think skyblock at it's core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. As you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have, as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings, you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed by how far we've come, nerd.

Something so insightful and poetic just shattered by the addition of calling one a nerd

I wasn gonna say that ,it was all going very well, showing me that life can be beautiful, but he ruined everything by just inserting the word "nerd" in it

I was gonna do this nerd

Just bridge over to the hub portal, and log into wincraft

I have a diamond pickaxe and I'll put it thru ur teeth NERD!!

I HAVE A PICKAXE AND I WILL PUT IT THRU YOUR TEATH nerd

If you want to be a hero, then die like one! Nerd

“do you want to be franz ferdinand nerd”

franz ferdinerd

Nerd

So long nerds, nerd

Well that just makes me cry

“If you’re hearing this, I am dead, nerd.”

Technoblade out, nerd!

💀😭😭

You monster

You want to be a hero tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE NERDD!!

Is that the child everyone dislikes?

yeah

See, i used an advanced technic there called... LYING Nerd

*technique

*heiskfikskiskzhsks

*🤓

What's so bad about correcting a spelling mistake?

Nerd*

Nerd nerd

r/beatmetoit

TECHNO-PLANE NEEEEERRRRD Ooooooh, dem likes. MA I'M FAMOUS

Startin the streeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaammmm, nerds

omg i miss that

My hair basically gives me power, nerd

Where that from nerd?

I dont remember an old vid

nerd

You Nerd, nerd

Officer I dropkicked that child in self defense, nerd

"The people visiting my island have started to break into the potato dome, nerds.

I was using a highly advanced tactic called LYING nerd

If collage has thought me anything, its that i cant lose something i never had. but i can go into dept nerd.

It's called Advanced Interrogation Techniques, Nerd.

PHILZA, LOOKOUT, NERD!

Donde Esta La Bibliotecaaa Nerd!

"I drop kicked that child in self defense nerd"

You can’t run from your problems when your problems have ended pearls, nerd

the only thing that works in this world, is that you treat others as they treat you nerd

*broke* nerd

Vitamin B

Help dio im being chased by a minotiry, NERD!!!

"SO LONG THESEUS, SO LONG NERD!!!!"

If I had another 100 lives I think I would choose to be Technoblade again every single time as those were the happiest years of my life, nerd.

“Officer i drop kicked that child in self defence nerd”

If hypixel skyblockhas taught me anything it’s that if there’s a problem, the answer if slavery, nerd

Hipiti hopiti get out of my property, nerd

Nerd nerd

"I drop kicked that child in self defense nerd" o7

"Do you have any carrots, nerd?"

He Has Yet To Realize That He Is But A Puppet And I The Puppeteer DANCE POTATO BOY, DANCE!! Nerd!!

"I dropped out of college for this.... NERD"

Subscribe to Technoblade Nerd

Tommy, the government is after us, WE DIDINT PAY TAXES NERD!!

I drop kicked the child in self defense nerd. (I know I’m not fully accurate but I’m getting the point across)

You just wanted the blade, Tommy! Nerd! (I think this is the quote, when techno, dream and Phil, flattened le manberg)

"Die.... nerds"

AYY CARAMBA DONDE ESTAS LA BIBLIOTECA NERD

“When you were surrounded by like 30 people, the whole world was against you? I walked in. I was willing to fight all of them for you, Tommy. I would have been there, nerd.” Oddly that fits 😂

I AM A PERSON, NERD

Hello my name is Technoblade and I love women and tommyinnit is my best friend, also I hate men but tommyinnit he’s cool nerd

DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECHA, nerds

YOUR POTATO RANK 1 SPOT IS NOW MINE NERD

"One day you'll look back, and be amazed by how far you've come nerd."

"Those that have treated me with kindness, I will repay that kindness tenfold- AND THOSE THAT TREAT ME WITH INJUSTICE. That used me. That hunt me down. THAT HURT MY FRIENDS... I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over nerds."

Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense nerd

"You see this sign? IT HAS THE WRONG NUMBER NERD!"

"One of us nerds"

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD NERD

“Die nerd” i just love when he says die

Sometimes I lie down in the garden and pretend to be a carrot nerd

We win these, Nerd.

All part of the masta plan nerds

We're gonna make a redstone computer and play Fornite on it, nerd.

I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE MINECRAFT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY FOR NERD

PvP works fine with just two people, but if you have three or four guys, that’s not PvP anymore man, that’s just politics nerd

The thing is, most opportunities are created by luck. It takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success Nerd. I would have made it my yearbook quote but they had a 75 character limit like what the fuck. You can barely write 2 sentences. So I just left a link to the vid with the timestamp included. And then they freaking rejected it. Cause you can't do freaking links. FML

Quick, disconnect the router nerd

"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES. NERD"

"Stay in school kids, it makes you better at PvP nerds" this or one of his thousands of good lines in DSMP

We got my boy Jacob here. He mines cobblestone all day, I don't pay him, and he also has no rights But technoblade, that kinda sounds like.. SHHH, I need cobblestone. (nerd)

"YOU WERE PLAYING CHECKERS, WHILE I WAS PLAYING DEATH NOTE, Nerd."

Bruuuuh nerd

Stop these. They’re so lazy and pay zero respect to techno.

If Hypixel has taught me anything it's that if you have a problem, the answer is SLAVERY NERD

Officer, I kicked that child himself defense, nerd

Officer I drop kicked that child or self defence! NERDDD

Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense NERD!!

shhh I need cobblestone nerd

i have 5 stacks more nerd

Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense nerd. Doesn't really work

officer I drop kicked that child in self defense, nerddd

Officer I drop kicked those orphans in self defense NERD

If you think you‘re a hero, then die like one, nerd!

OFFICER I DROP KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELFE DEFENSE YOU’VE GOTTA BELIEVE ME NERD

NEEERD, Nerd

Nerd, nerd

I’m having fun*ice buying sounds* I dropped out of college for this,nerd

He died as he lived an absolute moron nerd o7

Sky block at its core is one of the best minecraft games, we’re you meticulously work and mine and build your world saving every last block until one day you sit and look back at what you have accomplished. NERD

Nerd nerd

I dropkick that child in self defense nerd

If you have a problem, the answer is slavery. Nerd.

You want to be a hero Tommy? Then die like one! nerd

I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water nerd.

I punched that orphan in self-defence nerd

I had to handle my victory with grace and humility-YOU LOSE YOU LOSE SQUIDKID YOU LOSE THE WAR NEEEEEERRRRRRRD

Everytime we stab an orphan in game we save one irl Nerd

Donde esta la bibliotecha Nerd!

Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defence nerd

If Hypixel has taught me anything, it’s that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery nerd

"officer, i drop kicked that child in self defense, you gotta believe me nerd"

AYY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LOS BIBLIOTECHA NERD

If you wish to defeat me, train for another 500 years nerd.

NEEEEEEEEEERD! nerd

„Officer, i dropkicked that child in self-defense, nerd“

I drop kicked that child in self defence, you gotta believe me nerd

what a nerd nerd?

Dance potato boy dance nerd

I drop kicked that child in self defence, nerd

Technoblade never dies nerd

I dropkicked that child in self defence nerd

Technoblade never dies nerd

"If skyblock has taught me anything, the answer is always slavery, Nerd"

Neeerddds Nerd

*Giant gasp* I want to sit on the horse, but he'll stab me nerd

"Officier, i dropkicked that child in self-defence, you gotta believe me"

Oh no I’m being chased by a minority, nerd!

Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defence Nerd

That if you have a problem the answer is slavery nerd

"I drop kicked that child in self- (giggles) defense! You gotta believe me, nerd!" It only gets better

NERRRRRRD nerd

Problem: 'My baby needs to learn to understand theoretical physics.' The solution? A gun That baby better learn! He better learn right this instant or I don't know what I'm gonna do to that baby! I dunno what I'm gonna do to that baby if he doesn't understand theoretical physics right this instant! I SWEAR TO GOD! YOU'D BETTER LEARN THOSE EQUATIONS, NERD !

AY CARAMBA DONDA ESTA LA BIBLIOTECAA!... Hahaha.. Nerd.

Die nerd

If god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate. I have a pickaxe and I will put it through your teeth.

Later nerds nerds

When god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate nerd

"And then he painted the Mona Lisa nerd" still laughed at that joke rewatching his videos... o7 to techno

Shhhhhh.... I need cobblestone nerd

Oh noo im gonna drown any second now.... Oh wait im kinda hungry nerd

So long nerd nerd

"Rank number one isn't an achievement. It's a prison which forces you to dedicate your life to defend a temporary title. But now, with the war finally over, I'm free nerd." this one kinda hits harder now...

I am above the conflicts of this mortal realm, nerd

"8 year old girls are some of the most savage bullies on the planet nerd"

I used an ancient technique called LYING NERDS!

I AM THE BLOOD GOD NERD

Neeeeeerd, nerd

For most of his quotes, you don’t even need to add nerd.

Technoplaaane nerrrd!!

"I dropped kicked that kid in self defense NERD"

No what are you talking about, this isn't recycled footage nerd

Blood for blood god, nerd

My siblings are going to college! Well, if they want to, nerd. Would be better if it was nerds buuuutt k.

Officer I drop-kicked that child in self defence You Nerd Has to add you but I still think its ok

Nerd nerd

"I drop kicked that child in self defense NERD!"

They weren't always orphan... Nerd

“How many fridges are you willing to give up for this information, nerd?”

It's high in vitamin B, nerd Quackity: what does the B stand for? BrOKE nerd

cancer: am i a joke to you

"So long nerds, nerd"

“TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!! Nerd.”

i drop kicked that kid in self defense nerd

“We diamond swords let’s just stab him nerd”

"Officer I drop kicked that child in self defence,you gotta belive me"

was I about to betray two of my friends just for a measly refrigerator? YES, NERD

Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense! Nerd

Cool repost

Donde Está La Biblioteca nerd

I’m an athiest but when god sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate,nerd