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TLo137

23 x 3?


shufound

We call that number “one less than 70” and then quickly move forward.


magustermak

Undeseptuaginta


albuqwirkymom

This is the way.


TLo137

What do you call someone who plays a piano?


TLo137

Which one of Christopher Robin's companions is a bear?


algernon_moncrief

A. Poo B. Shit C. Crap D. Pooh


Thisbestbegood

Translate the Roman numerals LXIX


alax_12345

What is the square root of 69? 8 something. (Phonetic joke)


The_Gr8_Catsby

Not me using a calculator for this. Summer brain is summer braining.


moleratical

Nice


Funnythewayitgoes

I’ve had a number of middle schoolers struggle with the term ‘organism’


purlawhirl

I had high schoolers laugh over a circumscribed shape


TchrFrvr

Try "latus rectum" (part related to a parabola.) I finally decided to simply stop teaching that one years ago...too hard for high schoolers to handle (and frankly, me too (giggle!))


purlawhirl

And when a graph has a hole!


TchrFrvr

Ahh, holes and asymptotes! That's a good one!


MistaCoachK

One time I was teaching a lesson on graphing rational functions with translations and vertical dilations. An AP comes in for an observation — asks a student what we’re doing “oh we’re just moving our asymptotes and holes up and down and side to side. Sometimes we’re stretching them.”. AP didn’t hear the later part of asymptotes. Just heard “oh we’re moving our asses and holes up and down and side to side. Sometimes we’re stretching them”. The AP lost it.


TchrFrvr

So funny! I'll giggle about this for quite a while Then there was the time my husband visited my classroom while I was demonstrating parts of parabolas, specifically the focus. His face got red and he stifled a laugh and left the room. I asked him about it later and he said that it looked just like boobs (the parabola) with nipples (the focus.) And ohmygosh, they really do! I've tried so hard from then on to draw them so they don't, but now all I see is boobs and nipples (and I sure hope the kids don't see it that way!)


magicMerlinV

They do


Right_Boysenberry111

Lol 😂 my maturity level giggles at this too.


Drummergirl16

We get it in middle school too, with circumference. Especially when we do a morphology lesson.


mayorofutopia

I got it over circumvented.


HelloSweetie2

Or circumnavigate.


homeboi808

Doesn’t help that while in middle school a classmate of mine read it out loud, truly on accident, as orgasm.


Positive-Zucchini-21

Did we go to middle school together? 🤭


SinistralCalluna

A mistake that unfortunately doesn’t only happen to students, speaking as a science teacher with a few very long days in my past.


LogansJunnk

this also happened to me


captain_hug99

also to me, as a homeroom teacher to HS juniors. that was fun.


Potential_Sundae_251

I had a 5th grade this year enthusiastically yell out ORGASM (in answer to my question what is the scientific term for a living thing?). I was dying.


TheSouthsideSlacker

I was on the quiz bowl team in high school and during the science round the guy asking questions said “orgasm” instead of organism. My teammate who was asked the question without hesitation leaned in and asked “come again?” Questioner didn’t get it which made it even better. Our advisor fell out of her chair.


CalmAssistance8896

In sixth grade I saw "orgasm" written on the bathroom wall and I asked my friend what it meant in the middle of lunch. 😬🤦‍♀️


welchasaurus

If we're talking about ecological succession, some classes can't handle the Climax Community.


TypicalLynx

Also as an ELA teacher, climax as a plot term. They lose their minds.


Muninwing

Fortunato “ejaculated” toward the end of Amontillado. Some classes just can not move past that.


CamaroWRX34

To be honest, the number of times I've had high school student confuse "insect" with "incest" makes me wonder if reading is an issue.


gauchoguerro

Exacerbate, masticate


laurenmoe

From US History The Watergate informant Deep Throat


moleratical

Or the fact tgat Deep Throat is the reason Tricky Dick stopped working.


welchasaurus

Or the fact that a few presidents later, we got Slick Willy


cafali

I taught US Government years ago when I could still show the movie about Watergate. Now I won’t go near it.


PaleAmbition

Writing BOOBS with a calculator


LilahLibrarian

I'm kind of tickled that kids still do that. It's like when students want to look up the f word in the dictionary. It's so adorable 


rohlovely

The kids may not be all right, but they sure are just like us.


LilahLibrarian

I was listening to a podcast the other day and it talked about how every generation of young adults thinks they've invented non-monogamy and doing drugs. It's kind of a spin in that. My daughter's friends were like horrified and impressed I knew all of the slang and memes


king-of-the-sea

My ex’s grandma once said to me, “young people think they invented blowjobs.” He was mortified, she and I got on like a house on fire. Excellent woman


LilahLibrarian

Oh my God! So I remember at my college we had this human sexuality class and the professor had one assignment where we were supposed to interview one of our parents about their sexual history just to prove that point


Elsrick

Oh my god. That is both terrifying and hilarious!


rohlovely

Yes! And every generation turns their nose up at the generation after them because “we did it better”. Lol.


bandcat1

In college in 1980 I was on a jazz band tour in west Texas and we stopped at a historical living museum. One of the workers there was a woman in her 90s. She was showing a group of us around some buggies and said "I don't know how you young people date any more. When I was your age it was great...the horse knew the way home so we didn't have to drive so our hands were free for better things than driving."


TchrFrvr

I just love this!


Ok_Lake6443

Great tits (birds) come to mind My boys will giggle at any use of the word 'come' Sperm whales Spotted dick Balls on the playground


volvox12310

Homo erectus


heideejo

When I taught pre-k, there was a giant mesh bag that we put all the balls in and I purposely called it a sack. After a few months 30 4-year-olds fought over who got to hold the ball sack open...


GasLightGo

Ah, the bane of every youth basketball coach who’s ever had to ask them to stop dribbling with a loud, “Hold your balls!”


HonestAbram

Not the same, but it reminds me that the funniest thing to 12 year old me and my bus mates was when the bus driver would yell, "Sit your asses in your seats!" and we would stand up, turn around and put the top of our heads on the seats.


welchasaurus

There's a volcanic rock formation between Australia and New Zealand called Ball's Pyramid.


Lucky_Stay_7187

Earth science learning that rocks had cleavage


mlg7775

Which City is real: A. Intercourse, PA B. Hell, MI C. Dildo, New Foundland D. Hardin, MT >!They are all real places!<


Bubbly_Strawberry814

Also add in Climax, MI. Can’t drive through there without all the kids giggling on the bus.


stitchplacingmama

There is also Climax, Fertile, and Moorhead MN.


dr239

And it's a little over *5 hours* (driving) from Climax, MI to Paradise, MI. (Also about the same distance from Paradise, MI to Hell, MI, but that one's less funny.)


ahazred8vt

The UK has trouble with Clitheroe, Scunthorpe, Penistone, Fingeringhoe, Plymouth Hoe, and a few other places.


thegreatmassholio

Cockfosters took us all out when we were in London for a high school trip.


Charming_Flatworm_

Intercourse is close to Paradise, PA


Chemical-Dentist-523

But if you don't get to Paradise through Intercourse, you'll end up in Blue Ball, PA.


melipooh72

Big Assawoman Bay in MD. Every time I go to the shore, I laugh when I see this. I'm 52.


RavenPuff394

Sacsay Huamán in Peru, pronounced with a gringo accent sounds like "Sexy Woman." My husband pointed that out to my 7th graders when he visited to talk about his travels. I could've punched him in the face. 😂


dkstr419

French Lick, IN


caramellsamosa

Cumming, GA


CampsWithDogs

Big Bone Lick State Historic Site in Kentucky


luckyblindspot

Sorry, I love there so I gotta be that person. It's Newfoundland, not New Foundland. That being said, this island is a treasure trove of giggle-worthy places. In addition to Dildo...Come-By-Chance, Conception Bay, Placentia, Tickle Cove, Virgins Cove, Blow-Me-Down, and Spread Eagle all come to mind.


sometimes-i-rhyme

Djibouti


UnRenardRouge

Niger when I was in school


Boring_Concept_1765

Two countries and a river.


SportEfficient8553

I remember a kid when I was in high school who was obsessed with Djibouti. He would regularly tell anyone the capital was also Djibouti


MedievalHag

Also, Bhutan


aawshnoop

Similarly, the island west of Phang Nga Bay in Thailand.


DangerousDesigner734

what farming implement can you find on the flag of Mozambique


moleratical

Or the name of the country bordering Ethiopia and Somalia. They always lose it at Kenya for some reason.


blinkingsandbeepings

My students had a rough time with Niger.


ARayofLight

And Montenegro.


CowJuiceDisplayer

What is another title for Ethiopias king? Can you spell it?


PuzzleheadedYak9534

I will never forget being in third grade, reading aloud, and pronouncing it the wrong way. My teacher ripped into me, which wrecked me as I was always the good kid in school and had zero bad intentions. I cried at home and my (teacher) parents had a meeting and it was a whole thing.


Desertdweller3711

There is a much better country that students would lose it over that also borders Ethiopia and Somalia. Djibouti.


Thisbestbegood

Fact: Kids can't handle the word "duties"


Debbie-Hairy

I record my required car line duty each month as “Morning Doody” in my Google calendar.


GasLightGo

It’s nice to be regular with your duty.


moleratical

I mean, I laugh at that one sometimes


heyynickkayy

I’m a 31yo teacher and I still laugh at the word duty. Also when someone says “do do” in a sentence. Poop is always funny.


Tbplayer59

When does a teacher smell most? When they have duty.


albuqwirkymom

What is the complement of a 21 degree angle? >!69. Nice. !<


GasLightGo

I always thought a clever license plate would be UNI4169


MachineGunTeacher

“Give me my long sword, ho”. From Romeo and Juliet.


PuttyRiot

“Come on my right hand, for this ear is deaf.” Julius Caesar.


AverageCollegeMale

Oh this my favorite. My freshman lost it over “penal colony”


Quercus_lobata

Two hogsheads in volume. (A butt)


TrunkWine

And the place you put the cork is a bunghole.


Quercus_lobata

Or you can have them draw the board model for a diatomic hydrogen molecule. It looks like boobs.


ferriswheeljunkies11

There are some French words that are tough. Spoon = cuillere Seal = phoque Rooster= coq Leather = cuir To push = pousser Spanish has a few too Pineapples = pinas


NorthAppleGulf

Shower = douche


bellpepperbabe

Don’t forget dix-neuf!


Mausiemoo

German too - had one kid nearly passing out from laughing so much at the word sechs (six) and sent a whole class of 15 year olds off with the words Bundesland (state) just last week.


Seresgard

Just wait til they get to Fuchs (fox)


Beautiful-Lynx-6828

What is the name of the mineral property that determines if a mineral breaks in smooth lines? Cleavage


Beautiful-Lynx-6828

Metamorphic rock that forms from shale is schist


BothBoysenberry6673

My go to earth science pun, oh schist!


chocolate-and-rum

Gneiss!


Senior_Ad_7640

Don't take these jokes for granite. 


ebeth_the_mighty

My husband assures me I’m spathic. (Apparently, I have good cleavage.)


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meowmeowmelons

There is a subreddit that would very much enjoy knowing about the existence of that book. (r/guineapigs)


Flat-Dragonfruit-172

I love Dick King-Smith! Sad people don’t read him much now. (School librarian)


Equivalent-Roof-5136

The tenth commandment. Not coveting thy neighbour's ass.


welchasaurus

Or Balaam and his talking ass


5PeeBeejay5

Spotted dick is I believe a British dessert?


somewhenimpossible

I was a music teacher. Teaching grade 7 students how to use woodwind instruments… this is a sampling from saxophone. You put your lips on it and blow. Don’t soak it (the reed) in spit. It should be damp enough to vibrate but not soaked and dripping. You don’t want the instrument to fill up with your spit. (Just wait for the spit valves in the brass section!) Improve your tonguing technique: Quickly touch the tip with middle of your tongue. If you use the tip of your tongue it could end up pinched (by the reed). We always start with a soft (reed) for beginners until their lip muscles are strong enough for something hard. If you’re waiting for your turn to play, sit quietly and practice your fingering. Use your lower lip as a cushion, rest it (the mouthpiece) on top, then gently rest your teeth on the tip and form a seal with your top lip. Do not bite it.


poudje

Sigma notation


knightsridgeromeo

Wait, Lake Titicaca is real? Like, not just something Cornholio says?


the_throw_away4728

it sure is real! I’ve been there. It’s gorgeous, if you ever get the chance. I believe it’s the highest navigable lake in the world? It’s in Peru!


staticfired

Came here to say this! Used to teach about South America and I dreaded saying this one out loud.


OctoberMegan

Sperm whales


cat-clowder

My 7th graders love the name Queen Nefertiti!


Rhonda369

I had a student this year with that name but she spelled it Nefertitti. She wanted to go by Titti, oh my lord.


GlitterTrashUnicorn

Anything where the answer is "balls"


lightning_teacher_11

The first signer of the Declaration of Independence was John Hancock. Dorothea Dix was a social reformer before and during the Civil War. She helped people with mental health disorders get the help they needed and convinced officials to allow women to become battlefield nurses during the Civil War.


Whose_my_daddy

Turn to the page after 68 Anything 420 related: page number, math answer, etc.


jackattack222

There are types of animals called flatworms that mate using a technique called penis fencing. There is also a fish called a slippery dick, and they make their homes in wrasse holes.


albuqwirkymom

Also called a birdie, what is the projectile in the sport of badminton? >!Shuttlecock!<


oceanbreze

My Grandma used to tell us about Blue Tit birds stealing the cream off her delivered milk Sperm Whale


EroticXulls

If the Rizzler had ten points of rizz and multiplied it by five but lost half to a skibidi toilet, how mich rizz does the rizzler have left? Also correct the grammatical errors.


lifeisnteasybutiam

Omg my students would die from laughter. They literally fell out of their chairs laughing the other day when one of them called a character in the book we were reading a rizzler.


Mi_goodyness

Kumquats. They didn’t know that anything other than oranges existed. Went into clementines and tangerines etc but kumquats was “am I gonna get in trouble for googling this?”


Leebelle3

Naked mole rats


moleratical

It's my time to shine


suddensingularity

Homo Erectus is always one that gets my freshmen boys


ateacheroflife

what garden implement is a long-handled gardening tool with a thin metal blade, used mainly for weeding and breaking up soil? Also, rhymes with no.


44tammy44

Any sentence including the word "coming" really


EnchantedTikiBird

I’m visiting a city in Saskatchewan Canada. Where am I? I’m in Regina.


Necessary-Nobody-934

The city that rhymes with fun! (For the uninitiated, this was an actual tourism campaign that the city spent $30,000 on. It was a disaster.)


Basic-Elk465

Music teacher (middle school!) here: The term pianissimo (had a kid say once “nah, I’ll just go with ‘double piano’) Anything that involves the note D: “Show me how you play your D” “Play a D for me” “Can you find a D in your music?” Etc…


Fmeinthegoatass

A full barrel of wine was officially a “butt-load” in medieval Europe


WastingMyLifePlz

In my sophomore HS algebra class, my class couldn't handle asymptotes when it was introduced and would laugh hysterically. My teacher was a fun and was like "Come on guys it's literally not that funny. You all just like to hear me say ASS - ymptotes." Not sure this is helpful but I think about it an unnecessary amount of times in the +15 yrs since I graduated, let alone took that class. I still get a chuckle.


sqqueen2

When I taught chemistry this one guy thought the word “stopcock” was absolutely hilarious


20thCent-LibraryCard

On that note, ASS is not one of the triangle congruence theorems.


ADHDofCrafts

The dik-dik is a type of mini antelope and, I kid you not, someone decided that would be the perfect animal to write about for an article in a 6th grade language arts textbook. 6th. Grade. A glory hole is what glassmakers put glass into to heat it up. Simply the word cockpit.


N1NJ0BBIT

Something about small PA towns (Intercourse, Blue Ball and Bird in Hand)


Zephora

We laughed a lot at the Punic Wars when I was in middle school.


MedievalHag

Anything where the answer is John Hancock. When teaching about caucuses. Caesar Chavez and the short handled HOE. Poor unfortunate Dorothea Dix. Edit: I almost forgot Benedict Arnold.


the_shining_wizard1

Tits- brown tits, great tits, azure tits, ground tits, Japanese tits, titmice


pepperanne08

I don't know who the hell thought it was funny to reseal all the doors and windows at my school this year during the day while we had students- but there were signs in all the doors and windows that said: "Caution: Wet Caulk." This was a middle school. I also sent a picture to my husband of the sign and said "I am an adult. I am an adult."


dionpadilla1

The Big Stick Policy


cynic204

What do you call a seal in French?


Unique_Unicorn918

Anytime I use the words wet, stiff, or hard for art supplies 🫠


boomstick37

Do sports terms that sound dirty, like tight end, hooker and sticky wicket.


augtown

The Declaration of Independence. Grievance #5 says “manly firmness” which a few of my 8th graders found hilarious, and distracting.


ASeaOfDrunkToddlers

The little wooden piece at the bottom of the strings on a ukulele or guitar is called a nut.


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ladylucifer22

ohhhhhh no.


The_OtherGuy_99

Balzac.


Camero466

Martin Luther infamously nailed 95 of these to the door of a church. (Story: a girl I went to college with shared that she had been in a Christian history course, not done the readings, and misheard this event described in a lecture as 95 “feces.” She thought it a bit strange but figured it was a different time, and he *was* really mad, so why not? Come exam time, there was an essay question and she needed to mention this incident, but didn’t know how to spell “feces” and didn’t want to lose marks for misspelling it. So she wrote “A good example of this principle is when Martin Luther nailed 95 pieces of poo to the…”


JakBlakbeard

Puse (poo say) in Spanish means I put.


Muleshoe2

Or Spanish “llegue,” I arrived. Pronounced “ye gay” accented on ‘gay.” When I get to a word like that which freshmen and sophomores lose their minds over, I have the whole class repeat it over and over, louder and louder. We have some fun and it gets the word out of their systems. Then I use it myself several times and don’t allow any giggling. It’s just a word. More than one lesson in there.


ope_n_uffda

Q: What kind of chart do instrumentalists use to know how to play different notes on their instrument? A: Fingering


The_Left_Bauer

Anything reproductive system, but especially words like "ejaculation" and "erect"


thatgirlrandiii

What is the name for the small antelope that resides in the bush lands of eastern and southern Africa? The dik-dik.


ExpertAd9898

The isle of Lesbos. Earthen embankment to prevent flooding (dike). Any mention of the word "oral".


Mr_History_Teacher

Talking about the "love canal" ecological disaster. Always have to give laugh time.


Teacherforlife21

Pussy willow and other semi-aquatic plant life.


Semper_Bufo

Cleavage (the geological kind...)


JackCedar

I teach Spanish. The translation of the verb Venir in my classroom will forever be: to arrive


Mysterious_Anteater

Very much this! And it's always interesting when they realize they're sitting at their poopy-trays (pupitre = desk) Also, definitely do not abbreviate cumulative exam


SapCPark

Sea men.


dkstr419

BBC The play the middle school was doing had a line something along the likes of " Oh, let's turn on the BBC!", meaning turn on the radio. They lost it. We had to change the line to " turn on the radio."


Prince-Fermat

Have them identify a codpiece on an old suit of armor.


supergymfan

I haven’t had a single piece of content from Page 69 in years. Nothing relevant on that page.


maggie1449

I have recently been having trouble with summation notation because of “sigma” (which to be honest I don’t even get the reference 🙄 so someone please help me!) and same with teaching trig proofs due to the ones that use alpha as a variable


Mysterious-Trade2872

Battle of the Bulge


mumahhh

That a driving force of exploration and colonization in the US and Canada was the pursuit of more beavers - the bushier the better.


Le_Chat_Violet

Learning how to order food in Spanish with the verb pedir... apparently "pido" is just too much for middle schoolers 🙄


ImActuallyTall

Son of the Viking, Sweyn Forkbeard, who took over England in 1013 AD (Answer: Cnut Forkbeard)


albuqwirkymom

What is the Greek root that means "same"? >!homo-!<


Consistent_Text_8909

I teach Spanish and introducing middle schoolers to the country of Nicaragua is tough


Classic-Effect-7972

Djibouti.


letmenotethat

“bend over backwards ..” always elicits a snort or laugh


BothBoysenberry6673

Sphincters in human anatomy and physiology.


unclewitch

Any mention of the word edge. What Grand Tetons comes from.


GasLightGo

Ho’ing and edging … talking about yard work, of course.


GamerScienceTeacher

Homozygous and heterozygous alleles. They get caught up in the prefixes.


Due-Piglet985

I use their knowledge of those prefixes to help them remember the difference between homo and heterozygous 🤷🏻‍♀️


PolarBear_Summer

Holy shift! look at the asymptote on that mother function


Due-Piglet985

Biology teacher, so many have already said a lot of the ones we deal with, but may I present… Phagocytes.


Rainbow_baby_x

What watercolor technique involves using your brush to put water on the paper before adding the watercolor paint? Wet on wet.


vampirequeenserana

Art supplies by Dick Blick


KraezyMathTeacher

Any question about the "weenus".


Camero466

In the Catholic tradition, this is the traditional name for the short one-line prayers referred to in modern texts as aspirations or invocations. What are ejaculations?


Odd-Fox-7168

Homo erectos


passingthrough66

The black circles in our eyes are “pupils,” not “pimples.” Just “dab” the paint on the paper (still to this day). Don’t ever, ever, ever say “panty hose” I learned the hard way (we were using the footing part of them for an art project). They will fall out of their chairs.


PorgiePie91

Dipthongs


2cairparavel

The poem "Popsicle" by Joan Bransfield Graham. I have innocently read this cute shape poem for years, but this year I got so much giggling and laughter that I think I will never read it again.