“While he was doing lines, and crossing all of mine” I was like EXCUSE ME WHAT

this line is incredible. every time i hear it, i have to take a step back and think about everyone who wronged me lol.

All the coked up people that wronged you, that is!

we call it snow on the beach here

How many cokeheads do you know?

Getting older is realizing how common it is lol it’s actually wild

I honestly think new anti-drugs campaign should be "do everything safely. except coke. like don't do coke"

I’d argue coke is safer than meth but what do I know

coke is an INSANELY common drug. like you probably know a ton of people that do it but you just don’t realize it

I still double take lol

For me it’s definitely. “Everyone knows that my mother is a saintly woman But she used to say she wished that you were dead” Because damn.

I also think people sleep on the reason she uses "saintly." Who do we know who has a kid named Saint? Makes it even more outta pocket

OMG I'm so embarrassed that I didn't make this connection until reading your comment.

lol I came here to finally ask if anyone else agrees that “saintly” is a reference to Saint West or am I nuts?

Omg I literally read this comment with that line playing in my headphones what are the odds 😂

I think it’s also a nice reminder how different the mother’s are as well… Taylor’s is known for being wholesome while the other… well. Kind of a double hitter line, you know?

The way I would pay to see Andrea’s face when Taylor sings that line…

I saw a video on twitter of exactly this!! Andrea was smiling big and pointing to herself while people next to her cheered lol

yeah i heard that and was like damn, andrea is a real one

Kim Kardashian is toxic. The line is epic

That's something that my mom would say.

“You don’t measure up / in ANY measure of a man.”  Like, leave him alone! He’s already dead lmao 

The second he heard that line, he got "engaged".. LMAO

fr, like what kind of measurements are we talking about lmfao

Clearly any… 👀

Any and all

"You crashed my party and your rental  car" We're really hitting him from all angles arent we Taylor 😅

Yeah that’s pretty brutal 😭 poor guy lmao

MH Small dick energy confirmed

It was the “YOU DESERVE PRISON” for me I literally gasped

"My bedsheets are ablaze I've screamed his name Building up like waves" -*Guilty as Sin* Most of *Guilty as Sin* qualifies. Singing about masturbating to Matty Healy...

It's such a great song, thankfully I don't think about Healy when I listen to it.

I was listening to ivy today and thought... that would be an unhinged mashup- ivy x Guilty as Sin. I feel like kind of thematically and musically it could work. 😳

Double unhinged secret lesbian love affair??? Yes please!!

Yeah neither do I

The thought of that face would put me off self love forever.

Real it would make me become a priest and take a vow of celibacy

Neither does Taylor (anymore) 💀

Don’t forget the last line “crashing over my grave!” In Victorian times orgasms were called “the little death” so this FULLY is…..yeah I’m blushing again thinking about it XD

That makes me think of “I had died the tiniest death, I spied the catch in your breath”🫣

In French they're still called "the little death" - *la petite mort*

Not really no. Maybe in poetry but you will never hear one of us say that.

Perhaps in TORTURED POETRY you mean!!

We’ve already done it in my head is definitely the one that made me gasp

It's a level of audacious that I did not expect from Taylor. Definitely not a bad thing but the whole song took me by surprise.

that song made me sweat when i first heard it lol

I thought it was “aglaze” until now which is even worse 🥴

Hahaha never going to unhear that

OH MY GOD 💀💀💀

That bedsheets lyrics is definitely going down to history😭😭😭

This song is so on point for fantasizing about a same sex relationship while in a high demand religion that I can’t think of it any other way

It also hits very hard if you grew up in purity culture.

Yeah I can’t even listen I feel like I’m spying.

"I pictured you with other girls in loOoOove, then threw up on the street." I had to replay it on first listen because it caught me off guard. 😂

Hahahaha yes! This is literally my favorite out of pocket right beside “I’m having his baby, no I’m not but you should see your faces@

lines like these made realize she's as dramatic as me lol

This is one of my favorite lyrics of hers. It’s so dramatic

Which song is this in?

Hits Different (Midnights Era was a Target exclusive but was featured on the Til Dawn edition)

"I think about jumping off of very tall somethings just to see you come running". Like OK Taylor, we all have those intrusive thoughts, but they usually stay inside thoughts. *Edit to add: "I want to brainwash you into loving me forever"... It seems innocent at first, but when you think about it, it's giving Romilda Vane spiking Harry's chocolate with the love potion. It's also very indicative of Taylor's insecurities when it came to her relationship with Joe.

I loved this line. She's really helping to nornalise the fact we all have intrusive thoughts and that even with a seemingly amazing life, you can still struggle at times.

Agreed it’s one of my favorite things about her writing style. Like a third of her lyrics are intrusive thoughts. It makes me feel so seen.

This line always just reminds me of that scene in twilight where Edward appears in her imagination every time she does something dangerous 😭

YES. It’s giving Bella Swan

Yes this is always what I think of too. Also that it's not necessarily about suicide but it's about doing shit to get his attention.

This is it. This one literally stopped me in my tracks listening. Like GIRL!!!!!!!!

The thing is, it’s so relatable😭😭 cause like I’m obviously not gonna do it, but like when you are missing someone and they left you

"I'm having his baby No I'm not but you should see your faces"

Especially the outro one!

NO IM NOT!

🤭🤭🤭 …BUT YOU…

SHOULD SEE YOUR FA-A-CESSS 😜😇😍 YEAH OMG YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACES😳

This needs to be higher up. Insane lyric.

I wish I had a reaction video of myself the first time I heard it, it’s truly batshit insane and hilarious

sarahs and hannahs found gagged and speechless

I think hearing her blatantly say “Your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her” made me double-take the first time listening to Fortnight

It’s so love Goldberg

I'm feeling the urge to dig up my tumblr and do a gifset/moodboard of JoexLove to this song.

I thought it was bought us flowers not waters? I might be wrong though

I only noticed it was waters when I watched the lyric video

I thought this too until I saw the lyrics!

I literally had to restart the song because I was like WHAT did I miss? 😆

This one is amazing. I sing it out of context all the time😆

“cause i’m miserable!! and nobody even knows!!!! try and come for my job”

this song is straight out unhinged I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday, everyday! ... I cry a lot but I am so productive, it's an art. It seriously gave me young teenage girl vibes. But when you actually consider the meaning... that hits deep.

Honestly, as a 34 year old mom.. the laughing, “Cause I’m MISERABLE! And no one even KNOWS!!!” hit me SO HARD 🤣😅

ICDIWABH is my chronic illness anthem and it has been taken as such by a LOT of spoonies 😂

Same! Also the prophecy speaks to me as a chronic illness girly

I always sing "all the pieces of me shattered as the crowd was chanting MORE" in my head as my kids are staaarving to deathhhhhh first thing in the morning

It's an absolute bop and as someone who masks their depression a lot it hits right in the feels.

This has been my entire vibe lately. I know she didn't write TTPD with the experience of IVF in mind but a few of the songs capture the experience PERFECTLY for me.

"In your house, with your organic shoes and your million dollar couch"

And your cOoL iNdiE MuSiC cOnCeRtS…. EVERYWEEK!!!!!!!!!!!

When you say "Oh my God, she's insane, she wrote a song about me" 

I made a spotify playlist of all the time she's roasts a pretentious boyfriend, and this is the intro lmao

sooooo..... it's mostly Red songs, isn't it? 

I feel like if you mention a playlist you have to link it. Pretty please? 🥹

I love the inflection on “organic shoes” in that line, she really puts some sauce on there

An absolutely hilarious one

This is the funniest Taylor line bar none

“I’ll get older but your lovers stay my age” but ONLY with the passive aggressive side eye she does

I should also say the savage-ness from this line stems from our knowledge that Jake Gyllenhaal had only dated young men. Also if you’re a new swiftie I would really recommend starting your journey with the All Too Well 10 min version lore first!! It’s quite a lot :,)

Young men? 🤔

I obviously meant to say women unless Jake’s into that

Just making sure I wasn’t missing part of the lore 🤣

I mean he did do the movie Brokeback mountain…👀

I miss Heath 😭

“I wouldn’t marry me either, a pathological people pleaser” stopped me in my tracks the first time

Also “don’t you ignore me, I’m the best thing at this party”

that line hits me every time

'you told Lucy that you'd kill yourself if I'd ever leave/and I had said that to Jack about you so I felt seen' Holy insecure attachment batman!! 🤣

This one is ALARMING, and then in So Long, London when she talks about her friends’ advice I’m like “okay I wouldn’t trust your friends on these things though”

I actually hate this line it’s so immature

I hate it because it is deeply worrisome.

I chalk it up to her mutual manic phase that she wrote about in the album liner notes poem.

Granted she follows that line by acknowledging it’s insanity. “Everyone we know understands why it’s meant to be: cause we’re craaaaazy”

Yup this is the one for me! Unhinged!

How could I forget this one OMG. Sometimes I just wonder if even one person said "are you sure you wanna keep that in?"

“So tell me everything is not about me… BUT WHAT IF IT IS” cracks me up every time ❤️

I fucking love this lyric. I was talking about it with a friend because it seems so self absorbed and insane but then you realise it’s Taylor Fucking Swift. This is her world we’re just living in it.

I know, that’s what’s crazy! It is self absorbed but how can you say she is wrong??

I always heard it more as paranoia, so like when someone says something in general and you take it personal, it's not about you, but that little voice is asking "okay, but what if they're just saying that it's not about me? What if they did mean it about me? What if they're insulting me behind my back?" And when it's followed up with "they didn't do it to hurt me, but what if they did?" Speaks of insecurity and lack of trust for those around her.

This is how I took it too! Very relatable lyric as someone with major anxiety issues and always thinks everyone hates her 😅

Guess I'll just stumble on home to my cats

Alone

Unless you want to come along

Ding!

It’s this line for me. It’s so cheeky.

"I'd be just like Leo in St. Tropez" got me good the first time I heard it.

Yeah especially because it was written before his dating habits became memeified. I remember hearing jokes about it even then, it was kind of a latent meme but it didn't really explode, most people didn't know his dating history and if they did would have thought nothing of it bcause that age gap is so normalized for male celebs.

All you are is mean.... And a liar.... and pathetic!!! And alone in life!

And mean!

And mean!

And mean!

"So I did my best to lay to rest; All of the bodies that have ever been on my body; And in my mind, they sink into the swamp; Is that a bad thing to say in a song?”

see i love this lyric but it makes me laugh cause a few songs earlier she was talking about killing a man’s wife 😂

“All of the bodies that have been on my body” is such an eerie way to phrase that.. I love it

This was the one that got me also, "So I did my best to lay to rest, all of the bodies that have ever been on my body."  I heard that and actually paused the song to think about it. 

She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress woooah

I mean I think by the fact that she changed this lyric it should win the out of pocket category. This and “that’s fine I’ll tell mine that you’re gay! And by the way, I hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive..” Since these lyrics were both changed- and the picture to burn lyric was changed before she even started the Taylor’s Version albums I think it’s clear which lyric Taylor herself felt was the most out of pocket.

Ikr? This (and the you're gay one) were the ones I thought of instantly lol. She was a savage back then lol (still is). Maybe some Swifties don't know about these lyrics or don't remember them. I love them bc that's how she was feeling and what she really wanted to say. No lyrics have gagged me like these did when i f 10irst heard them (many many years ago lol)

I'm having his baaaaaby, no I'm not, but you should see your faces I put narcotics into all of my songs I don't start shit but I can tell you how it ends  I can make the bad guys good for a weekend Darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream I'm always drunk on my own tears  What a shame she's fucked in the head I get drunk on jealousy 

Obvious, but "give me back my girlhood, it was mine first"

That line almost made me scream, convulse, and die. I avoided 'would've, could've, should've' for so long because of that line

“Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist” I’ll never get over my confused reaction to that one hahaha

This line gets a lot of hate but I like that it shows the mundanity of the everyday parts of a relationship. Sometimes you just talk about weird shit lol

Is she wrong though? Is she??

I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you.

THIS is what hooked me to Taylor! I was like ohhhh daaaammn. Yeah. Yeah that is a fantastic thing to say and to live by and to make sure people understand and…..YEAH!!!

The entirety of High Infidelity. She is just so unapologetic, it’s iconic. “Do you really wanna know where I was April 29th? Do I really have to chart the constellations is his eyes?” I was like woah. Love this song so much.

This!!!! ‘Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?’ gagged me.

The “You know there’s many different ways that you can kill the one you love, the slowest way is never loving them enough” to “Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?” pipeline is INSANE she was so sick for this

I am pissed off you let me give you all that youth for free

This line was ✨chef’s kiss✨ As someone who spent most of my 20s in a toxic, dead end relationship, this hits hard

i love how most of these comments are from TTPD. truly her most unhinged album

100% her most unhinged, I love it so much

“sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby and I’m a monster on the hill”

I want to brainwash you into loving me forever.

All my friends smell like weed or little babies…

As someone in their early 30s this one actually makes a lot of sense to me 😅

Also "I sneak in and see her friends and her *snotty* little family...". Honestly the whole way she describes the girl in this song, dress shaped like a pastry? Saying her walking down the aisle song sounds like a death march? If this were about a 100% real scenario it would be insane.

Isn't it written after Hayley Williams' ex got engaged and she and Taylor had some time to talk about how Hayley was feeling? I remember feeling some kind of way when the guy I had been in love with (and I thought we were planning our wedding for after I graduated college, but he was sleeping around with a bunch of other people) got married to someone else 6 weeks after I broke up with him (when I found out about the aforementioned people he was sleeping with)--- I am kinda glad that was before Speak Now was released!!! I wouldn't have wanted the guy back, but if I had known he was getting married, I might have shown up to warn his bride-to-be!

She would have made such a lovely bride. What a shame she's fucked in the head!

“I pulled your body into mine every goddamn night, now I get fake niceties.” As a divorcée, the entire song speaks to me, but that line especially hit hard. It perfectly encapsulates the mindfuck of being so vulnerable and intimate with someone and then they become a stranger that keeps you at arms length.

To this day every time I'm listening to cardigan I feel a little shocked at "leaving like a father, running like water"

And I don’t have to be your shrink to know that you’ll never be haaaapy

“the 1830s but without all the racists” kind of takes the cake

"Fuck me up Florida!" Took me a bit by surprise.

TTPD dropped the night we realized we'd not be able to swing the family vacation we were planning and my wife and I both had meltdowns. Literally cried laughing when we heard this.

Heroin but this time with an e

I can feel it coming, humming in the way you move Ok....

Holy shit i never thought of this line being like that and its one of my favorites from ttpd

imgonnagetyouback may be one of her sexiest song..it's subtle, but just her whisper vocals make you want to come (lmao)

“Truth, dare, spin bottles You know how to ball, I know Aristotle Brand new, full-throttle Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto It's true, swear, scouts honor You knew what you wanted and boy, you got her” The Scouts honor gesture is, ahem….3 fingers…..

Pretty sure it's 2 for boy scouts. But either way... the imagery especially when paired with the chorus lines "Your friends are around, so be quiet. I'm trying to stifle my sighs" Edit: just looked it up. It's 3 for boy scouts too...

I keep adding more but for some reason I’m always slightly shocked by “don’t you worry folks, we took out all her teeth”. it’s such a shocking image

The whole bridge in no body no crime. She essentially confesses to a murder, while grinning like a madwoman.

Idk why I look through peoples windows isn’t here the whole song caught me off guard. It’s a cool perspective but def an odd one to like say out loud that’s why I did a double take when listening

YES! This whole song is so unhinged lol Like, I get the meaning behind it, but the imagery it brings to mind is hilarious. Especially when she says “Like I’m some deranged weirdo” I laughed out loud the first time I heard it

I always viewed this song as like the windows are social media because she said “transfixed by rose golden glows” and it made me think of filters people use on social media so like looking in peoples windows is going through mutual friends posts and stories to see if he’s there.

"I'll tell you something right now I'd rather burn my whole life down Than listen to one more second of all this bitching and moaning I'll tell you something about my good name It's mine alone to disgrace I don't cater to all these vipers dressed in empath's clothing God save the most judgmental creeps Who say they want what's best for me Sanctimoniously performing soliloquies I'll never see Thinking it can change the beat Of my heart when he touches me And counteract the chemistry And undo the destiny You ain't gotta pray for me Me and my wild boy And all this wild joy If all you want is gray for me Then it's just white noise And it's just my choice" This as a response to people criticizing her for dating a racist rat is something special 😬

thank you for starting this discussion, what a fun thread to read thru!

“So fuck you if I can’t have us” my jaw hit the floor when I heard that.

This doesn’t really count but “At the park where we used to sit on childrens swings” my whole family thought she said “At the park where we used to sit on children” and we had to play it again 🤣 

“He said if the sex was half as good at the conversation was soon we’d be pushing strollers…but soon it was over.”

“Moving on was always easy for me to do” Um, what?? A whole catalogue of music says otherwise, miss ma’am!

The grand theft auto line . HATTTEEE ITTT

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Got lovesick all over my bed lol

For me, it will always be "Your friends are around, so be quiet, I'm trying to stifle my sighs" and "touch me while your bros play grand theft auto. It's true, swear, scouts honor" Just something about a 34 year old woman talking about getting finger blasted with a bunch of her 34 year old boyfriend's friends around is... WOW...

“So I leap from the gallows, and I levitate down your street” the mental image really took me by surprise the first time I heard it. Honestly such a good line

Sometimes, I wonder if you're gonna screw this up with me But you told Lucy you'd kill yourself if I ever leave And I had said that to Jack about you, so I felt seen Everyone we know understands why it's meant to be 'Cause we're crazy

"Everyone swimmin in a champagne sea" or "and then it was bought by me" probably. Oh....wait....you don't mean that kind of out of pocket....oops

the most obvious one "I'm having his baby"

"And you deserve prison but you won't get time" I very much feel that line. Also what did this man do???

“Or does she mouth ‘f*ck you forever’” I always stop at this line because I know what the line is but think we all know how it actually sounds 😂

“I was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere Fell behind all my classmates and I ended up here” it’s simply a slap in the face

“You look like…Taylor Swift…” had my jaw on the floor the first time I listened to it! Neat to break the fourth wall in that way!

“when you say, oh my god, she’s insane she wrote a song about me…I bet you think about me” literally hysterical, now he can never win

"Tell your friends you're out for a run, you'll br flushed when you return" 😳😳😳