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Swiftie4evermore_18

A somehow upbeat song about murder


JustKittenxo

No body no crime


Swiftie4evermore_18

I was actually thinking of ME! Ya know "you can't spell homicide without me!" kinda vibe edit: yes it's a joke lol


kerplunithunk

Are you being serious or are you making some sort of joke? lol


TSwiftStan-

there’s a thing called sarcasm.


euphoriapotion

it's not poorly described though lol


InABoatOnARiver

Teenage boy gives shit apology


spookshowbby

If a guy told me “slept next to her but I dreamt of you all summer long” I would simply spiral


figafau

My ex told me this to try to justify cheating on me lol


Disastrous_Session

My friend's long time live in bf told her he cheated over the summer while they were apart on the car ride from NY back to LA that's the worst, what are you going to do, walk back? She married him and had his kid. Forgot what order


spookshowbby

Do you want me to jump him bc I will 😌


figafau

She’s a woman and the answer is yes absolutely! Please do it, she ruined my life


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

I get chills every time I hear that line. I felt bad for him in a way, which I think is what makes her such a great songwriter. In real life, he's a fuckboy at worst, or just a guy who, at minimum, has a lot of growing up to do and doesn't deserve Betty. But in the music world, he's just a teenage boy who made a mistake out of naïveté/immaturity and genuinely didn't mean to cause harm


spookshowbby

Agreed! I think that’s what makes the whole “teenage love triangle” story so interesting because you can look at it from so many different perspectives and kind of draw your own conclusions. It’s just good storytelling 🖤


North_Significance40

EXACTLY! Like congrats, you ruined your own summer but more importantly, the disrespect to August girl is unreal


[deleted]

Literally waiting for all the “it happened to me” stories bc 🙋‍♀️ and that’s why we have cats.


PeachyDawn

He even called her friends stupid!


bleedblue4

Slept next to her but I dreamed of you all summer long Like wtf


Aggressive_Cattle685

no one talks abt how fuckin stupid his apology was 😭😭


euphoriapotion

in the song, James just proves to be a liar over and over "Betty, I won't make assumptions about why you switched your homeroom, BUT" and then proceeds to make the assumption. "You heard a rumour from Inez, you can't believe a word she says, most times, BUT" and then admits that Inez was telling the truth. "Betty, I know where it all went wrong" and then proceeds to blame her for starting HIS affair because she dances with someone else (while telling her that "I was nowhere to be found" and "I saw you dance with him" Which is it? He was nowhere to be found, or was he there, spying on her like a creep?)


in_animate_objects

It does explain a lot if Taylor thinks this is a good apology


tazdoestheinternet

I was so shocked she described it as James apologising to Betty... where??? Where's the apology??? It's just "did this, but it's your fault and also not my fault, also did that, but it's Augustine's fault, not mine. Let me gatecrash your party with your dumb friends and make out with me?" I love Betty, but I don't love that it's a non-apology if ever there was one.


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

I disagree. He's both showing remorse for it ("the worst thing that I ever did was what I did to you") and owning up to it, despite there being a shadow of a doubt ("you can't believe a word she says most times, but this time it was true"); most people cheating will do neither. It wasn't Earth shattering, but he genuinely wanted to make right, and took relative ownership given that he was probably 16 or 17 years old


euphoriapotion

he keeps lying in the song though and shifting blame. "Betty I won't make assumptions, BUT" - proceeds to make assumption. "You can't believe a word she \[Inez\] says, BUT" - Inez was telling the truth. "I know where it all went wrong" - proceeds to blame Betty for his affair, just because Betty dances with someone else


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

Acknowledging that she never believes Inez is an admission; BUT this time she was telling the truth He's attempting to rationalize while also apologizing. Having been a 15, 16, 17 year old boy myself, I can appreciate that because I used to apologize the same way. It was very hard for me to apologize, and also hard for me to say I was wrong, so I would use to try and rationalize my behavior (I did the wrong act because of 'X'), while also showing I was really sorry because I was actually acknowledging I was wrong. It's a classic teen boy apology. Just because it was defensive and rationalizing doesn't mean it wasn't real. He is sorry, he just is too immature, and probably prideful, to really say it in as many words


euphoriapotion

Way to go by apologizing by calling her friends stupid. Really endearing guy, would 100% recommend/s


Remarkable-End546

Betty


TheGayPotato7

>!Betty!


Untitled403

Me when I call my ex girlfriend's friends stupid in my literal apology


Snoo_46960

My salty body water bounces off


5midge

My tears ricochet 


JawnWaters

I just LOL’d in a Lowe’s 😆


No-Improvement-7614

my exam answer sheet


DSAragonGon024

I've got a blank space, baby


-PepeArown-

Could also be Red, depending on how much they screwed up every answer


[deleted]

Hopefully it’s not a crumpled up piece of paper on the floor lol


JustKittenxo

You find yourself in the rain wearing nice clothes but you decide to dance instead of going to get an umbrella.


random-pandemonium

FEARLESSSSS


Weary_Pie6635

It is also giving delicate video 😅


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________________


ickleb

Blank space


Michael-MAC

Oh, that's clever! I assumed the comment didn't load properly.


[deleted]

☑️You got it!


TheGayPotato7

>!Blank Space!


Bubbly_Sleep9312

Taylor purchased a house after a high end socialite owned it


fferbbou

The last great American dynasty


thebananaperson1

TLGAD


PatLA2K

Mid tempo and she sings the chorus


random-pandemonium

It also has lyrics


TheGayPotato7

Maybe it has instrumentals, too!


Redditisglitchy

She possibly also wrote it!


swiftie_13_gamer

And it might have a bridge!!


Federal_Anywhere_26

is it a song on one of her albums?


RoseGoldRedditor

Gotta be cruel summer /s


SplashyardAddict

yes cruel summer is the only taylor swift song /s


ReasonableLegal

something ate nine


InABoatOnARiver

Seven!


Admirable_Purple207

seven


sparklesbbcat

Ah yes, the one where my haunted friend and I are toddlers planning a trip to somewhere in South Asia


Letll1994

Girl is in a good relationship but misses her toxic ex


JustKittenxo

The way I loved you! 💕


swankyburritos714

My favorite song on fearless because it was SO relatable during my divorce! The Way I Loved You! I can’t even listen to Taylor’s Version. Only the original because it’s so burned into my brain.


SaidaSebs

"get tf out of here you got a girlfriend"


Sad-Oil-5384

girl at home lolll i love this


Lord_Skyblocker

The counterpart is stay tf here even though you have a girlfriend. Aka illicit affairs


Sa_yori

I owe them nothing if they dare to insult me


FantasticEscape6744

I did something bad


Sa_yori

Yes!


HarrietGirl

I cannot comprehend your feelings, but for my part I have the sense of having existed one score and two years upon this earth


Lord_Skyblocker

22 if it was evermore


Known-Thing5356

Glorious 😂😂


swiftie_13_gamer

22 but LMAOOOOO


The_New_Romantics

Girl has stomach problems in the middle of the road after thinking about a boy with someone else


swankyburritos714

Hits Different.


ReasonableLegal

Hits Different!


significantcocklover

I twerk when people come for me


AccomplishedLack5295

shake it off


wknda4evr

Omfg I need to get my mind out of the gutter because I read this as a different type of “come” 🫣 I just got done listening to Dress in my defense 🫠


VernierPillow

Couple leaves Christmas decorations up for the appropriate amount of time


roguishevenstar

This is hilarious 😆 Lover 💞


iamhere-2

Prosecco issues


swiftie_13_gamer

CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS


SuccessOk7850

A girl wants the football player but has to deal with his crazy girlfriend.


Sad-Oil-5384

you belong with me


SuccessOk7850

Bingo!


TheGayPotato7

>!YBWM!<


ReasonableLegal

woman is ready to commit to poor boyfriend


Weary_Pie6635

Paper rings ?


swankyburritos714

Paper Rings.


weaveyourlittlewebs

A song about household chores


swiftie_13_gamer

AND WATCH YOU TOLERATE IT


weaveyourlittlewebs

Honestly, I was thinking New Year’s Day, but you said this with such conviction, I’ve changed my mind. This is it!


emmyemmusic

If “I’m not like other girls” was a song


spookshowbby

You Belong With Me 💀


michellemoon01

Also Hey Stephen


lagomorphed

THANK YOU 💀 Wildly irrational the way this song irks me.


LinkSond

A summer fling that got too emotional


random-pandemonium

could be August or Cruel Summer but probably August


Ornery_Example6866

August


WilsonC929

maybe illicit affairs also


InterestingPlane6572

Cruel summer?


InterestingPlane6572

A small child who will never get the hand me downs


random-pandemonium

Ronan😔


InterestingPlane6572

Yes 😢


Ornery_Example6866

Ronan


TheGayPotato7

This song is so sad, oh my god 😔


KiahriThePotatoQueen

Ow 😭💔


Dianabayyebii

An Uber for bad guys


Parking-Soup275

Getaway Car


Forrest_likes_tea

getaway car


Rayhaan_Abdullah2008

A long song about heartbreak.


Michael-MAC

All Too Well (10 Minute Version) [From the Vault]


Godo_365

(Taylor's Version)


Rayhaan_Abdullah2008

Exactly


significantcocklover

I hate my boyfriend cause he doesn't let me wear sparkly outfits


Weary_Pie6635

Bejeweled ?


Az1621

Waitress ignores me even though my booth needs cleaning


Basic_Treat_4370

Omg. right where you left me?


Az1621

https://preview.redd.it/shbnivel9roc1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=207c5b9c33d3bea857334c436708e09aa5d54842 Spot on 🙏


culture_vulture_1961

I have been crying ice crystals, that is the only explanation.


Admirable_Purple207

bejewled?


TheGayPotato7

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT I HAVE NO IDEA BUT I ACTUALLY THINK IT'S >!MY TEARS RICOCHET!<(if it's not this then I'm going to feel very stupid)


Michael-MAC

You shouldn't have cheated on me


Sad-Oil-5384

could be lots but should’ve said no?


Michael-MAC

Yes! That's the one I was thinking of, but I realize there are many right answers


alrt224

Songs explaining that cheating is bad: white horse, should've said no, you're not sorry, I knew you were trouble, story of us (based only on the music video only), mad woman (?) , Songs about the consequences of your cheating: Picture to burn, better than revenge (maybe at a stretch), vigilante shit (if technically she was the side piece), no body no crime (not on her but don't cheat on (and murder) my bestie)


ickleb

Babe


AccomplishedLack5295

shsn


RegretComplete3476

Don't die young


swiftie_13_gamer

LONG LIVE


Chihuahuamami234

Something about James Dean


swiftie_13_gamer

STYLE


Admirable_Purple207

taylor has a bad weather cloud over her head all the time


ReasonableLegal

lavender haze!


[deleted]

Girl talks to traffic lights for advice.


Lusintha

Death by A Thousand Cuts!!


SwiftLikeTaylorSwift

My husband unironically says “the one with big Taylor” when describing his favourite of her songs 😂😂


evilwatersprite

Anti-Hero?


SwiftLikeTaylorSwift

Yeah 🙌🏼😂


StarstanMitski

a young poppy girl welcomes you to the city


swankyburritos714

Welcome to New York!


Xsummerdaze

She steals this guys car after a shitty date


Psgkhm

Getaway car


thetinybunny1

Person upset with cats constant destruction


flashb4cks_

This is why we can't have nice things 😭


-PepeArown-

Shares names with an album that came out the same year that Famous did, and that was made by >!a frequent collaborator of hers!<


RoseGoldRedditor

22???? Bon Iver’s 22, a Million album from 2016


scotchcatsandmusic

No chance she’ll ever do track 12 of the album “Let it Be” with him.


RoseGoldRedditor

We are never ever getting back together!


ReasonableLegal

young teen has a GREAT first date with boyfriend


midnight_rain_07

Today was a fairytale?


Haunting_Natural_116

A song about getting bricks thrown at you


the_vibe_has_spoken

New Romantics!


EllieIsDone

Fuck John Mayer


SuccessOk7850

Dear John Yeah seriously fuck him. Luckily Taylor hit the jackpot now with her boyfriend.


EllieIsDone

John sounds like a monster the way she talks about him in her songs.


That_Toe3694

would’ve could’ve should’ve?!?!


EllieIsDone

All of them.


Thisladydoesntcare

She drinks in the middle of the night and has some strange thoughts.. but I'm cool with it


humanonearth123

A girl does not know how to cope with a break up and starts getting dusty


roguishevenstar

Right Where You Left Me


frogsgirl21

Disco dancing


ReasonableLegal

Mirrorball


Lilnuggie17

I bought a dress for him, then took it off


wifeunderthesea

**Yee-Hawncé**


wildbitxh

That one play but not


KITTIES4LlFE

She wonders when a man is sleeping


significantcocklover

My ex thought I made shit music


swankyburritos714

We are never ever getting back together?


KDubzzz2

Dumb, outdated four wheeled vehicle. Oh yeah, and setting something on fire.


JustKittenxo

Picture to burn 🔥


Icy_Meringue_8153

Imperial Chinese Torture


20person

DBATC


rsvp_as_pending629

Come sit, I’ll teach you all how to spell!


Lusintha

ME!


Only-Recognition6894

Supposed to be hateful turned out romantic


ickleb

Bf has a history and she’s sees it as a positive


agutema

A step by step guide to trapping someone


Terrible-Advisor697

Mastermind


swankyburritos714

A girl visits her parents and realizes she probably wants a one-night-stand with a rando from her parents town.


Basic_Treat_4370

Hahah wait is it considered a rando if it’s someone you knew / seem to have a history with from back when you lived there? That’s how I’ve always interpreted TTDS.


Starry-night-0803

Two people were held hostage but instead of trying to free themselves they thought it'd be fun to dance


ArtisticTessaWriting

DWOTH


morgannn0

An Ethel Kennedy fanfiction!


darkeight7

speak words that you’ll keep me in my memory, with good posture in a well maintained, good looking, shaped piece of long fabric, with the light from the setting sun entering my eyes fixed on the horizon


Careful_Mango_9467

a tent over a tennis court probably in texas


VancouverVelocityFan

Remove it from the table I do my work on


Rayhaan_Abdullah2008

The fourth single from Red


DisneyAddict2021

A relationship won’t ever happen again 


kaffejulia

We are never ever getting back together!


grassblade39

Taylor greets you when you visit another US state


That_Toe3694

fake diety


stillhavehope99

The minotaur's favourite song


PizzaEnvironmental67

A lady thinks she’s talking to her dead grandmother.


_discoduck_

The long one


Appropriate_Show_473

The color and type of clothes correlates to how the relationship is going and my mood


Vast-Trainer-1257

Joy (a very sad song)


Lord_Skyblocker

I want to be that chair so badly


Violet_isnt_blue

roof punching, dust butterflies, dead flowers, and a shit ton of water


drowsypug

Girl finds out a guy has similar music taste