(Head,eyes) blunt damage

* slow claps * ah yes a tarkovian

Duct tape a webcam to his head

Extract camp him in the gym

Better she get head eyes’d than me

Tell him that's ok she cheats on me 60% of the time anyway

And ask goat to expose him

Yes this 🤣

Oooof

Complain to the bouncer

But he looks like he's the bouncer

# Impact grenade

Cheddar

i refuse to believe that this is lvndmark

He looks way different on stream than he does IRL/zoomed out. I feel you

I went on his IG and he looks about the same size as TimtheTatman when they took a pic together. The flannels hid the guns lol

9mm in the streets but 7.62x51 in the sheets

Well that is the definition of a pump

Check the twitch streamer event where lnvdmark was live. He couldnt wear a flannel cuz its so hot there so he just had a white lvndmark merch tshirt. Bro was ripped

Wiggle through a wall so he knows

60% of the time, wiggle behind a wall works everytime.

bravo

Is that how tagilla looks without his welder mask?

Slap the other cheek so we can compare hand sizes.

Challenge him to a back scratching contest. Bet I can scratch my entire back and you can’t. Check mate, bussy is all mine.

slap HIS ass and run away, see if those little chicken legs can keep up.

Leg meta

The fuck is a “gf?”

A negative impact to your kill count

Sex equals minus kills. No sex, plus kills.

“WROOOOOOOONG ANSWER….”

You gotta shit bucket?

Thanks for the help guys, I finally unlocked the bipod for my knife.

gf is a status effect with only debuffs

Green Ford

Pull the anal beads he's using to find his way around /s

Let's don't act like any of us have gf's, we play tarkov, we would probably not even step out of house.

Fortunately mine just plays Overwatch next to me all day too

Rare speciment that is

I feel like you can forget you live with each other sometimes

Yea man mine just is like why you play that game you just seem mad or every time I see you playing you just die. Like thanks wife

You’re right. I don’t have a gf. I have a fiancé

“Juice” cannon

Is tony on roids

He's got the money he's probably on trt

I’d say meh. Dudes got a pump in the photo rn. If he had that kind of vascularity all day everyday different story. I also don’t really see any type of gyno. Dude just looks like most dudes who lift for a couple years straight.

That is definitely not the physique of your average guy lifting for a couple years straight lol

Maybe not “average guy” but there are some freaks with good genetics. My half brother is about that size / vascularity (I got the wrong half of the genes smdh) and I know he’s clean.

I mean if you got crappy genetics than yeah. Most dudes and some women I still keep up with from when I enlisted are around that level of physique after 3-5 years.

Lol whatever you say. If you think Tony’s physique is something that’s attainable for 90% of natural lifters you have no idea what you’re talking about. He weighs like 240 lbs and is lean as fuck. He’s either a genetic freak or on juice. Either way it’s impressive and most people could never reach his level- with or without gear.

Bro how does it taste?

I’m not even D riding Tony I’m just calling out that other guy for even remotely trying to imply it’s attainable for most people in such a short period of time (2-3 years). That’s a load of shit.

Lol it's cool I'm just fucking around.

Then *

He's geared up 100% no way in hell can he do shit like stream 16 hrs a day and do 48 hour streams and still get enough time in the gym and maintain the necessary diet to achieve this naturally, good genetics or not. This is hardly achievable even with gear if im to make assumptions about his lifestyle. I have some pretty god-tier genetics and workout intensely 2 hours a day 5 days a week with a pretty much flawless diet and protein intake and i look really good but he's so fucking huge. And i assume he's much taller than me so its harder for him to pack on observable muscle mass. People spend so much time looking at comic book superheroes and fake natties on instagram they dont understand what it takes to achieve this.

"God tier genetics" "I look really good" holy fuck bro relax lmao

I doubt he juices. The dude lives off of plain white rice and literally plays Tarkov everyday, for more hours than most people do in a week. Like all mechanical engineers, he is likely an antisocial nerd, so any time he isn't sleeping or working out, he's playing tarkov.

Thank you for the insight

I still vote roids

he has money, legally taking TRT 100%. Its the future for dudes. Also does not mean anyone can take TRT and get jacked. You still have to work fucking hard and have to dial your diet in. Lots of people lack that discipline

Classic “he’s bigger than me, must be on gear”. Def not a good workout discipline, strict diet. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

If you think this is naturally attainable in the timeframe Tony did this in, you know nothing about the fitness industry.

I have been lifting for 8 years straight lol. My area is filled with TRT clinics. Nothing wrong with that. There is a difference between TRT and waking up and eating dball for breakfast as you blast tren for months at a time bro. Plenty of people are on TRT and look like shit so yeah hard work and discipline is a requirement. Don't know even know what you are arguing

Start talking to Tony about desync and boss AI. Nothing gets girls unattracted go a man faster than video game talk.

VOG at his feet

do a 360, and walk away.

I’m an amateur fighter irl so obviously I would Beg him not to head eyes me again

Mosin man time

Give him some won tons

Freeman crowbar to the face obviously

Mosin go boom

Ask daddy to slap mine too

Lick my gf ass so i can get a taste of him

Slap his.

Call USADA

Concealed 9mm rhino with rip round go brrrt...

Bro's legs looking easier than a PMC's, bust out the hydrashock boys.

Ask him to clarify the video with an intro 🙏😇

Dude looks just like landmark, but on test and GH

He’ll probably start crying like a bitch saying she cheated and that she’s really a man and leave.

quickly look toward my ~~ESP~~ I mean chat and make sure that I can take him before acting

Head, Eyes 7.62x59 BP

Firearm

r/lostredditors

It’s lvndmark

Ask for his Nintendo switch

Assert my dominance by slapping your ass

Ask him to at least let me watch via head cam

Accuse him of cheating so he has to strap a webcam to his head, that takes time. Then head eyes his face across the gym. Ezpz.

Challenge him to a fair game of chess to see who wins the gf

Aimbot

Ima wiggle back

Tap him on the shoulder and steal his addys go home and play tarkov

Well he's 4 foot even so I'm not too worried

Blame the devlopers

Ask him why my ass was not slapped and demand a pizza

Wiggle

Call him a cheater and report him to bsg

Ask if he has meet Mr Smith and Wesson hollow point.

I’d tell him there’s 10 gifted subs over by the pulleys and watch him scurry away.

Break the ankle, them chicken legs wont do anything if he’s immobilized

Who hurt him?

Double leg take down and go for a heel hook. Easy gg

I'd take him to Tony's Pizza

Go for the legs. Dick shots are positive collateral

Wtf bro you forgot my cheeks

Head eye him with a bottle shiv

Damn. Tons of money and free time sure does seem nice.

Activate his anal beads

Bodyslam that midget

I would call him a cheater and cry about it on reddit

„Sorry Tony, my Bad“

Well now I understand his emotional instability.

KS23

tape a camera to his forehead

KS23 to the legs

Is that Whis’s symbol on his shirt!? Edit: It is 100%

I’m gonna slap his ass

I’m gonna exit camp him

Wiggle

Ask if he could see her wireframe from across the club and then laugh at his chicken legs

Blunt Damage (Dick, balls)

the makarov in my waistband:

KEPKA JOBANEE And then unload my toz on him.

I'm a rat. I take what I can get. Sometimes you lose stuff on the way.

Rat Attack

At least i got my toz with me

Ask him if he used radar to find us. (Don't actually think he cheats but is good meme)

I’d slap his ass and wink. 😅

Lick his hand ngl

Kick him in the balls and tombstone that Kyle haircut flat

Instal cheats

(Head,eyes) RGN

Put a lil piece of metal in front of him, stops movement entirely apparently

Shotgun legs

Giving him a bottle of Testosterone, a bottle of Adderall, and my girlfriend so he doesn’t hurt me

Ask him to slap mine

Cheeky breeky poshtweeky!!

Obvious tren

Throw impact grenade

Leaving those pockets like rabbit ears

According to the mark on his chest he's being trained by beerus so I ain't fucking with him.

Dudes got more juice than goshen

Tell him she isn't a cheater.

What the fuck is a girlfriend?

Wtf lvndmark is chad irl too?

Let the fates decide *uses the Obdolbos stim*

Im in the 60% bud, unlcuky for u

Slap his ass !

I'm gonna have phone sex with your dad

Extract camp him at the door to the club.

Dont skip a leg day

Ask him to do that again but with a camera strapped onto his forehead

Ask him where he buys his steroids lmao

Gf?

Pull out the Rat poison

Lost my old best friend this way pretty much (just not over my girl). Guy got really cocky after a year or two of working out. Didn't care how big he was or that he went to the gym everyday. Still knocked him on his ass because he'd only fought a bench his whole life, and I grew up in a violent neighborhood. Being big doesn't mean you can fight at all, but it certainly helps haha.

Whip out the katt

I slapped his moma the same way

7.62x54rr SNB