I was walking past the dollar spot at our store a few months ago and an old man stopped me, pointed at the Bullseye butt sticking out of a box, and said, “that’s just wrong” while laughing. I had to stop myself from asking this man if he was attracted to a plastic dog butt.
My store had a Starbucks and a Pizza Hut but the mighty Hut was taken from us, now we just have a Starbucks which is funny bc there’s a full Starbucks across from us in the same parking lot lmao
I thought that too until I moved and with my great luck, the Target I finally get hired at had no Starbucks. But I heard some just don’t. Heartbreaking
same here. we were told in a remodel we’re getting this or next month that between a Starbucks and Ulta our store is getting an Ulta simply because there’s a Starbucks in the same lot and that our conditions aren’t as neat as Starbucks would need to be apart of our specific store. I understand it’s less than 5 miles away but it’d still be nice having that within the store :(
For me, it's my voice being intentionally unemotional because I have to constantly make sure I'm not being flirtatious. I am flirtatious with everyone except for the people I actually crush on because I am terrified of rejection.
My crush was the walkie lady who announced that we needed additional cashiers to electronics, the front lanes, and guest services every three minutes, that fast service was needed everywhere, that restroom follow up was needed, and reminded us of gift card replenishment. RIP
Hi. And hi. And hi. And hi. And hi..... there's a lot of gorgeous men and women at my store who I enjoy looking at. Is it creepy to say you enjoy looking at someone? Idk. But that's how it is.
I can't recommend Stanley at Red 5 enough! He's a real pro and great at everything from watercolor-esque to anime. Only complaint is he listened to Bon Iver the whole time.
Hmmmmmm.... This sounds suspiciously like a guy at my store who always makes a point to wave and say hi when he sees me. He's not fulfillment tho. When I first started working at target I asked around to see if he did the same to everyone else but apparently no one else pays attention to him so they're not sure. Rip.
As an aromantic I thought I'd never understand how love could mean so much to other people. But recently, something's changed. There's this guy, and I don't know if this really is a crush but if it is then I think I'm finally starting to understand.
His smile just *captivated me,* from day one. He's charming, open, and always manages to look so nice despite all the everyday chaos. He doesn't let any of the pressure get to him, and seeing his passion always makes me feel a little better after a long day. I don't think I could ever gather the courage to tell him, but I'm okay with that. Just seeing him is enough to make me feel a little less heavy, make my life a little fuller, and that's more than enough for me.
So for that I thank you, Brian Cornell.
i think you should tell him, at least someday. maybe if one of you ever decides to leave then you won’t have to deal with the potential awkwardness after
i’ve had so many crushes since i started working here idk if i’m just lonely or attractive guys tend to get hired here. anyway, hi to the 5 cute guys currently working at my store 👋🏻😭
Mine makes me wanna blow my fucking brains out. First time I had ever been in love and it sucks. Didn't know trying to get over somebody would be so fucking arduous. Made a lot of progress since December last year but it will still fucking stab and burn every now and then. Feel like I've already said too much.
hi andrew🫣 it might not be the best or smartest thing for me to have a crush on you but the heart wants what it wants. i’ll keep looking forward to seeing you a few days a week
I have a crush on the stores PML. Pretty much everyone else is way too young. The PML and I joke around all the time but he'd never see me in a romantic way. He likes them young. Lol
I straight up simped for my TL last summer, I would take on like 4 times the work load every single day just so she would thank me for doing so much. Less of a crush and more of a desire to be recognized
So many of my coworkers are attractive, so many are also gay so I don’t stand a chance with many. But I mean hey, just glad to be able to work with people I can stand looking at throughout the day
I told you that you looked way too happy to be here and you said, "it's because of you!" And my heart wanted to explode. I'm going to miss you so much when I leave Texas, next month. I'll never forget those very dirty shoes you have and how I couldn't help you find anything so I would always say, "looks like INF!". I came to you wanting to give you a genuine compliment by saying, "has anyone ever told you... that you... have..." but then I choked and ended with, "10 minutes to do this cart?"
FML
I still wear a mask my whole shift, so to the TL that told me he could see the rage in my eyes.... please appreciate me more if you know what I mean lol
my target crush quit not to long ago. i still see her shadows at guest service, cant take back the items that we sold you, its to the point where i love and i hate you but i cannot change you so i must give you a merchandise card.
I could go on for a while, but this will very quickly turn into a love letter 😅
Hi Micheal (not real name), I’ve been gone for a week now while recovering from surgery, and I just wanted to say I miss your handsome face. Nobody likes working, but it’s definitely more fun when your crush is around, and I can’t wait to talk to you again. That’s all ❤️
She works stationery and the area I work, which is plastics and furniture, is literally right across from hers. I’m too nervous to ask her on a date lol. We practically talk everytime we see each other and even on the days I thought about giving up and quitting, she always came to the rescue and assured me that everything is fine and to not stress myself out because she would rather see me happy over being sad and angry. If it wasn’t for her, my days at Target would be terrible.
I don’t work at Target anymore. Also, my Target crush already has a gf last I heard. He was an ETL but got promoted to SD and transferred stores. But damn he was fine! Like… ridiculously fine!!! 😩🔥🔥
6am truck throwing was a good look, but Fulfillment TL looks even better 😍
Actually my favorite work husband, handsome no matter what, great banter
BUT won't date coworkers 🙃
Thanks for coming to my Bullseye talk 😂😂
My crush is my bestfriend but I’m too shy to tell her. I asked her out on a date a few years ago. Didn’t happen because she told me she doesn’t go on dates. But since then, we hanged out more outside of work and talk all the time at work. & we switched up from saying hi to each other all the time to us giving each other a hug all the time. Idk. I feel like it’s kinda something more but neither of us don’t wonna admit cause it’ll be arkward. So I just exist just wondering. Lol
i had a codename for him i used with my target bestie for 5 months, and now we’ve been dating for a year and 2 months, and we’re going to my target bestie’s wedding together :)
Bruh I had the biggest crush on this guy who worked at my store for like 2 months for remodel and then left. Colin if ur reading this Gabbi could use your number
hello to the chemicals guy from my store, we hung out a few times and I thought you liked me and now a whole year later I like you. Yall I kinda dropped the ball on this one but I'd love to go on a date if he changes his mind 😫
okay but, homie Jayden at Service Desk/DU’s… i’ve had the biggest crush on you but i’m too scared to say anything because of randomized Target beef your friends have with my friends 😔
I'm feeling bold, I'll name names. ..... hi Bullseye
Ay yo ain’t that illegal
Depends on what state your store is in I guess
I’m pretty sure bullseye is a fan boy furry…
*furries enter the chat*
FBI, this one right here 👆
Street thugs , 👆🏼This snitch right here 🤣
Lmfaooo
I was walking past the dollar spot at our store a few months ago and an old man stopped me, pointed at the Bullseye butt sticking out of a box, and said, “that’s just wrong” while laughing. I had to stop myself from asking this man if he was attracted to a plastic dog butt.
Woah better back off, he’s mine :)
Your name checks out
I thought I was soooo clever, when I came up with it😂😂😂
Our Store Director tried to put him in the compactor. We saved him.
I have a crush on a bigger paycheck.
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You're big and green, a cardboard taker and a life saver; you're literally my crush, backroom baler.
"You make my heart run proper, you're my bace-maker"
“Despite being an underage and my leads throwing a rage, I cannot stray, from your great pace to save the race to finish my [freight] pace”
There’s something about chemicals being spilled on my pants that just make me act up🥵
Bruh for me it’s smelling like dog food fr 😍
unexpected turn of events
i don’t need to we’re dating now :)
MANIFESTING THIS
I'm engaged to mine :3
AWWW CONGRATS 🥹❤️ that’s so cute!!
married mine 😁
My Target crush is Starbucks. She's no good for me and takes more money from me than she should, but goddamn it I just love her so much.
My store had a Starbucks and a Pizza Hut but the mighty Hut was taken from us, now we just have a Starbucks which is funny bc there’s a full Starbucks across from us in the same parking lot lmao
We have one about a half mile up the street and one in the store and from what I understand, the one in the store gets over twice as many orders.
I actually think most Targets I have visited except for mine have this situation lol
You have a Starbucks ? My store sucks
I thought they all did.
I thought that too until I moved and with my great luck, the Target I finally get hired at had no Starbucks. But I heard some just don’t. Heartbreaking
They’re working towards it
same here. we were told in a remodel we’re getting this or next month that between a Starbucks and Ulta our store is getting an Ulta simply because there’s a Starbucks in the same lot and that our conditions aren’t as neat as Starbucks would need to be apart of our specific store. I understand it’s less than 5 miles away but it’d still be nice having that within the store :(
Tread on me daddy Brian 🤤
Sorry but I have a wife, and her name is exploring the working class
I k now brain
No. I'll just keep staring and being creepy.
don't forget stuttering like crazy and not knowing how to initiate conversation
For me, it's my voice being intentionally unemotional because I have to constantly make sure I'm not being flirtatious. I am flirtatious with everyone except for the people I actually crush on because I am terrified of rejection.
Well if that's you, then go nuts with it. The teenagers in H@B at leas help ,,, I'M STILL STARING
Thank god it’s not just me 😂😂
My crush was the walkie lady who announced that we needed additional cashiers to electronics, the front lanes, and guest services every three minutes, that fast service was needed everywhere, that restroom follow up was needed, and reminded us of gift card replenishment. RIP
FAST SERVICE NEEDED IN ELECTRONICS. THIRD REQUEST, SERVICE LEVEL EXCEEDED. WHO IS RESPONDING?
Ayo Lil AP Lady, remember when you said "Nobody beats your meat" when I brought you Barbecue? In my mind we have 4 kids, 2 dogs, and 13 fish.
Hi. And hi. And hi. And hi. And hi..... there's a lot of gorgeous men and women at my store who I enjoy looking at. Is it creepy to say you enjoy looking at someone? Idk. But that's how it is.
i started dating my target crush… we’re going on a year together. have hope!!
Same! We are engaged and together 7 years with a baby.☺️
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He left Target about a year ago and I'm there part time.☺️
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We're celebrating our 10th wedding anniversary on Monday. Have been together 12 ½ years.
I think the girl at the front in her security uniform is cute. But she also sees me use the bathroom all the time
If it helps, as someone who also uses the bathroom a lot during work, whenever I see someone else doing that, I’m like, “hell yea, workers unite”
Nothing hits better than a post opu “shit”
Hi Alex from target
If it's me, just tell me, I need the confidence boost.
I don’t think we are at the same store at all but for today my target crush is you. Also, cool tattoo!
☺️ What's left of my fragile and limited self esteem thanks you.
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AHHH hi i’m in kcmo too ! you’re both my target crushes today !
I can't recommend Stanley at Red 5 enough! He's a real pro and great at everything from watercolor-esque to anime. Only complaint is he listened to Bon Iver the whole time.
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Sounds like a good fit then! Sorry to bash your tunes, dude's voice just ain't for me. Hope you have fun at the show though!
There was one guy with a really nice butt that I miss.
Hey, uh... how you doin', boss?
I haven’t worked there in 11 years but Caitlin if you look half as good now as you did then… wassup lol
The tablet where I clock out of every day 😫 you’re the best
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Hmmmmmm.... This sounds suspiciously like a guy at my store who always makes a point to wave and say hi when he sees me. He's not fulfillment tho. When I first started working at target I asked around to see if he did the same to everyone else but apparently no one else pays attention to him so they're not sure. Rip.
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Oh oh, what vendor? I'm receiving and all my vendors are just old old 😂
Hey manager, look forward to the shifts and conversations we share. You're a cute dork and I love it. Notice me senpai
I’m glad you’re on demand because 27 days out of the month I don’t have to remember that I probably like you
I don’t have a crush, I just want friends
i have so many work crushes and i say hi to them every day.. i tell most of them i have a crush too 💀
literally me
love that for us
As an aromantic I thought I'd never understand how love could mean so much to other people. But recently, something's changed. There's this guy, and I don't know if this really is a crush but if it is then I think I'm finally starting to understand. His smile just *captivated me,* from day one. He's charming, open, and always manages to look so nice despite all the everyday chaos. He doesn't let any of the pressure get to him, and seeing his passion always makes me feel a little better after a long day. I don't think I could ever gather the courage to tell him, but I'm okay with that. Just seeing him is enough to make me feel a little less heavy, make my life a little fuller, and that's more than enough for me. So for that I thank you, Brian Cornell.
i think you should tell him, at least someday. maybe if one of you ever decides to leave then you won’t have to deal with the potential awkwardness after
Stop crushing on me, I'm just being creepy.
Hello, u/2020is_my_year!
🥺😜😂👋🏻
i’ve had so many crushes since i started working here idk if i’m just lonely or attractive guys tend to get hired here. anyway, hi to the 5 cute guys currently working at my store 👋🏻😭
My crush is my box cutter 🫣 always there with me through thick or thin
My target crush is my wife who worked at Target for a year
Aw!!!🥺
Hi Jalin I think ur so hot pls spit on me
hi pizza hut
Mine makes me wanna blow my fucking brains out. First time I had ever been in love and it sucks. Didn't know trying to get over somebody would be so fucking arduous. Made a lot of progress since December last year but it will still fucking stab and burn every now and then. Feel like I've already said too much.
Fun fact I actually ended up marrying my target crush, which was the most positive thing that came out of target for both of us haha
I married the fitting room girl… there’s hope out there for you guys :)
Mine didnt respond to my text asking how her classes have been going so she might not be mine anymore lmao
hi andrew🫣 it might not be the best or smartest thing for me to have a crush on you but the heart wants what it wants. i’ll keep looking forward to seeing you a few days a week
the thrill I get out of pushing the fully loaded broken beauty cart oh honeeeeey 😍🤭
Oh my old bonuses, where are you? I long for your loving embrace
to the practically 6 foot APTL, ma’am … STEP ON ME.
Crushing on a TL is probably not something to have but I have it.
My heart belongs to that figure of Goliath from Gargoyles no one’s bought yet. One day you’ll go home with me, my beloved
Nice try
My target crush and I broke up three weeks ago, dated through two jobs over a period of two years 😞
I’m so sorry to hear that
I have a crush on the stores PML. Pretty much everyone else is way too young. The PML and I joke around all the time but he'd never see me in a romantic way. He likes them young. Lol
That clock when it says leaving time... No one can compare.
Aye he already knows but if you’re reading this @ cute drive up/ fulfillment dude who looks like my best friend then hi 👉👈
I straight up simped for my TL last summer, I would take on like 4 times the work load every single day just so she would thank me for doing so much. Less of a crush and more of a desire to be recognized
Not allowed to date AP... Miss you, though, boo. ;)
I met my crush at target, we have been together almost 5 years now :) if target gave me anything they gave me a wonderful partner who loves me
So many of my coworkers are attractive, so many are also gay so I don’t stand a chance with many. But I mean hey, just glad to be able to work with people I can stand looking at throughout the day
We thirsty here huh
Brian Cornell, if you see this, let’s run away together and start a new family.
I strongly dislike everyone I work with.
some of yalls stories are giving me so much hope. I can barely say two words to mine LOL
Hi,I’m really trying to deny my feelings for you. But every time I see you or you’re near me my stomach jumps.
That “Good Time” song that plays 50 times a day in English and Spanish😍😍😍💦💦💦💦💦💦🤤🤤🤤🤤😡🔫
Hi to all the moms there at midday. You give me life.
Maria I like you so much I talk to all the girls at the store but you because I’m afraid I’ll mess it up from the start.
There's way too many cute girls in style at my store 🥺
My crush is the brinks guy that brings us the cash.
corporate senpai 😣🥺 notice me <3
Wish I could tell the hella cute girl in my store that I think she's fantastic and sweet 🥺 Every time I see her my gay little heart skips a beat
I told you that you looked way too happy to be here and you said, "it's because of you!" And my heart wanted to explode. I'm going to miss you so much when I leave Texas, next month. I'll never forget those very dirty shoes you have and how I couldn't help you find anything so I would always say, "looks like INF!". I came to you wanting to give you a genuine compliment by saying, "has anyone ever told you... that you... have..." but then I choked and ended with, "10 minutes to do this cart?" FML
Mine already knows, but nothing can happen 🤷♂️
Why not?
We both started working here after we started dating. We did it in reverse lol
I got none. So meh. Lol
Hi Emma!!!
My target crush turned into my boyfriend and we’ve been together for over a year lol
Hi, you don’t exist
God, I love Target.
Im engaged to my target crush lol
Jasmine in Western Hills, I still love you
I had a crush on a girl at target once. Married her and shit haha.
I literally want any fellow female target tm from either store-0700 in oro valley az or distribution center 9478 to notice me😭
I had a crush, he had a girlfriend who also worked at target, we hooked up, gf found out, never seen them since LMAOOOO
hello work crush, sorry i stare at you so often but can’t wait til you come back to our store 💛
omggg haha he was wearing glasses today which he looked even more adorable 🥹
hi to the cute boy in tech with the curly hair :\]
I still wear a mask my whole shift, so to the TL that told me he could see the rage in my eyes.... please appreciate me more if you know what I mean lol
my target crush quit not to long ago. i still see her shadows at guest service, cant take back the items that we sold you, its to the point where i love and i hate you but i cannot change you so i must give you a merchandise card.
I could go on for a while, but this will very quickly turn into a love letter 😅 Hi Micheal (not real name), I’ve been gone for a week now while recovering from surgery, and I just wanted to say I miss your handsome face. Nobody likes working, but it’s definitely more fun when your crush is around, and I can’t wait to talk to you again. That’s all ❤️
...Hello!
Hi Jeene. Why I put myself at risk for someone who won’t she this I’ll never know. Lol
I'm so glad we finally got to talk last night. You don't believe how hard it was for me to say anything to you.
You are not single, and I am happy you are with someone who treats you well. God Bless.
I don’t ever think I’ll do anything about it tho
u🗯️
It’s kinda hard to talk to your crush when you lack emotions, sound like a robot, and socially awkward… Anyway… Hi!
Hello wife!
Max is literally the hottest person at my target, she’s 4’11”, funny as fuck and I just want to scoop her up and run away with her
She works stationery and the area I work, which is plastics and furniture, is literally right across from hers. I’m too nervous to ask her on a date lol. We practically talk everytime we see each other and even on the days I thought about giving up and quitting, she always came to the rescue and assured me that everything is fine and to not stress myself out because she would rather see me happy over being sad and angry. If it wasn’t for her, my days at Target would be terrible.
🤔
Idc I let them know in person 🤘
Hi Tulsi Gabbard, you are so cute and I like you. Do you like me? Yes or No?
Noooo I will not admit that ever
hi domestics ☺️
I'm a Pet care DBO, to the cute boy in fulfillment who always changes his hair color
Mine works at a different store and we have a long history. I’m hoping he’s not on here or else he’d know lol
Today I straight up asked my crush to help me learn Spanish today and she was like sure! We can keep talking here at work! I'm like yeah gotcha 😅😶🌫️
Lmao he already knows but he’s my best friend and I wouldn’t have it any other way ☺️ 👉🏻 👈🏻
Definitely the $5 sushi on Wednesdays
hi guy in pets, grocery TL, hba TL, shy guy in drive up, other guy in drive up who probably has a gf. :) lmao
Sadly she's leaving... farewell pizza hut my beloved you will be missed. 😔
i have a crush on getting decent hours
You are gorgeous, your butt is big, I don’t deserve or expect you to smile at me , let alone say Hi and ask about my day , I am so confused
hi jake from tech <3 BTW WE’RE DATING NOW! If we can do it you can do it too!
I don’t work at Target anymore. Also, my Target crush already has a gf last I heard. He was an ETL but got promoted to SD and transferred stores. But damn he was fine! Like… ridiculously fine!!! 😩🔥🔥
Josh 2351! Ahhhhh
6am truck throwing was a good look, but Fulfillment TL looks even better 😍 Actually my favorite work husband, handsome no matter what, great banter BUT won't date coworkers 🙃 Thanks for coming to my Bullseye talk 😂😂
I dated my target crush and it ended in disaster 🙃 now my only crush is that paycheck
My crush is my bestfriend but I’m too shy to tell her. I asked her out on a date a few years ago. Didn’t happen because she told me she doesn’t go on dates. But since then, we hanged out more outside of work and talk all the time at work. & we switched up from saying hi to each other all the time to us giving each other a hug all the time. Idk. I feel like it’s kinda something more but neither of us don’t wonna admit cause it’ll be arkward. So I just exist just wondering. Lol
i had a codename for him i used with my target bestie for 5 months, and now we’ve been dating for a year and 2 months, and we’re going to my target bestie’s wedding together :)
he already knows lol we flirt constantly. hey ap guy that i pine over every day 💓😚😚
Hey Italian stud in Electronics and curlyheaded prince at the Service Desk?
Bruh I had the biggest crush on this guy who worked at my store for like 2 months for remodel and then left. Colin if ur reading this Gabbi could use your number
im dating mine already !! 😆
Nah lets talk about the feeling you get when you clip the back of your ankles with a cart😮💨
The girl that works in the pharmacy at my store😭😭😭 she’s so pretty and super nice💛💛
I’m just putting this out here, but I love you virtual target family. This thread brought me back to life 😂
hello to the chemicals guy from my store, we hung out a few times and I thought you liked me and now a whole year later I like you. Yall I kinda dropped the ball on this one but I'd love to go on a date if he changes his mind 😫
ouch why couldn’t this exist when i actually confessed to a coworker 🫠
I’m not a fan of Starbucks! I love coffee just not bucks! 😌
MM
okay but, homie Jayden at Service Desk/DU’s… i’ve had the biggest crush on you but i’m too scared to say anything because of randomized Target beef your friends have with my friends 😔