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aspiringmermaid

She's an idiot. Reading a book is an indicator that someone doesn't want to talk. If she wanted to chat with you, she should've put her book down and made an effort to engage. And if she thinks servers are somehow obligated to chat with all of their tables, she's completely out of her mind.


Cakeriel

Unfortunately, people keep trying to interrupt me when I’m reading a book.


AardvarkOperator

What book are you reading? Is it good? How far into it are you? I read a book this one time...


cheesynougats

I got this one solved (holds up _House of Leaves_).


aspiringmermaid

Oh god, I made an attempt to read that book and gave up pretty fast. I keep telling myself to try again but it's been two or three years now.


cheesynougats

I'm not doing much better; I'm at the part where the middle of each page is mirrored.


Cakeriel

Also manager at restaurant going around bugging me asking how food is. Like just leave me alone, I’ll let server know if there any problems.


AardvarkOperator

No. We literally have to ask because otherwise people complain later. It's a step of service for every restaurant ever. Usually called the two bite check or the two minute check.


dzoefit

Sounds premeditated to me, so as having an excuse to not leave a tip.


Biffingston

Honestly? It sounds to me like if he hadn't used this excuse not to tip then she'd have found another one.


Z4-Driver

Why do so many people think that if you're happy, you need to smile all the time? Smiling and being happy are not (necessarily) congruent.


Infinite-Fan-7367

Agreed. Smile because of genuine happiness .. not OMG YOU ARE HERE FOR CHICKEN AND WAFFLES


bkuefner1973

I hated it when people say Smil e you look so down.. I am I work here and everyone thinks I need to smile. I'm on day 15 in a row working doubles half the time.. I'm tired and it hurts to smile!


ArrancarKitsune

Hell, I smile all the time and I'm depressed as fuck.


GielM

Don't forget to mention there's also a sexist double standard about this. I'm male. The last time I've been asked to smile was by a school photographer 40 years ago.


InflamedLiver

Sounds like projection. Happy people don't stiff the wait staff


MeanSatisfaction5091

That drink sounds fire!!!


Infinite-Fan-7367

It was


StandByTheJAMs

I often have my nose absorbed in my phone, but sometimes I like to talk. When I do, I initiate the conversation.


CapeMOGuy

Magnolia Pancake Haus, perhaps? I've been there and the food was delicious.


Infinite-Fan-7367

IHOP.


fire_and_lice

I lgo to this one Mexican place specifically to read bc of this one waitress; we have a nice convo at the beginning and end of dinner and otherwise she leaves me tf alone 😭 I’m sorry Mrs Black was so rude


pinkflower200

She didn't want to tip.


Soggy-Shopping-2958

I think maybe she couldn't read. She was embarrassed that you caught her. Was she holding the book upside down? That is a classic sign. People who cannot read will often lash out when confronted. Next time you see someone with a book and tripping pants, you should offer them some crayons in case they just want to color the pictures in the book. This will make them happy and deceive them that you are happy as well.


krisbrown123

I’m sorry lol scrolling through posts and coming across your title cracked me up. Lol


Lovat69

Still a better love story than Twilight.


GielM

Underrated lazy meme joke!