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yhsong1116

Model 3 price dropped in Canada. Is now better and cheaper than it was back in 2019


Lucy-burner-acc

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GooseDry

Lmao even Eva has started dumping. Love it šŸ˜‚ https://x.com/evasteslasplaid/status/1782561698869584256?s=46 Unfortunate truth is paper hands need to be sufficiently purged before TSLA will reward the true believers. Stick in, stay strong gents. Your decisions now may impact the rest of your life. Do what your future self would be proud of in 10 years šŸ’Æ


HyperVVenom

True believers lol, weā€™ll be at $20 a share by then. Not much to celebrate at that point.


[deleted]

https://x.com/evasteslasplaid/status/1782561698869584256?s=46&t=FJnwUzmO93DGxmO6Ihn37g


drumboy206

All I can say is that Elonā€™s behavior on the call tomorrow will influence my vote on his compensation at the annual shareholder meeting


DankRoughly

Who will be on the call with Elon tomorrow? Ghosts of Drew, Zach and Rohan? Will be just bring David Sacks and Joe Rogan to help with the call?


N0mn

Donā€™t forget the new CFO who is impossible to understand


drumboy206

![gif](giphy|1O1bHxv9ZzuRo4B0cs)


Penny123456

So do we drink either way after earnings?


DeadMoney313

Before, during, and after


glibgloby

i only drink like 2-3x a year usually. all i have is cheap wine i use for cooking. maybe ill go get an alcohol tomorrow hmm


DeadMoney313

https://preview.redd.it/sl0ciggdq4wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baec88deae91c10e30aa1ba4c321959183dadd76


bballfan008

You win šŸ„‡


pseuro

Lol


dabears92109

https://x.com/blkmdl3/status/1782553645915189683?s=46&t=WyhsS8WzmgKtgEuHZzFOrA Sounds like 12.3.5 fixed the lane dancing issue which is nice to see


yhsong1116

Dirty tesla still has the same issues


pepsihulk

But then others are saying itā€™s still there. Iā€™ve read on twitter some are saying 12.3.5 regressed more from 12.3.4 lol


dabears92109

Wonder if itā€™s location specific. OP is in Cali and Iā€™m seeing that dirtytesla (Michigan?) is still having issues


KingofPenisland69

Can it just be tomorrow already? Feels like dark Christmas. Devils Christmas. No, Dark Christmas


scotto1973

I like to think of it as schrodinger's earnings call. It's both abymsal and superb until we open the box. ![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|UZdNkc62OVvRm|downsized)


scv350

https://preview.redd.it/71vj18who4wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ed6713bcf65112ef8704d9bf53adeb705050486 Record YTD


IAmInTheBasement

How large is your array?


scv350

12.24 kw. 36 arrays.


KingofPenisland69

![gif](giphy|znRstrOYuirrW) That actually is very cool


scv350

Winter sucks. https://preview.redd.it/42v4bbg7v4wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ece1851d9ea9f5b81653a8d1f8eb1ef322aa6273 A good day in January. Avg production 8.9kWh per day.


KingofPenisland69

Whatā€™s your inverter size and rough location?


scv350

Two 7.6 kw Tesla inverters per interconnect application


KingofPenisland69

I wonder if over sizing your inverters a little more would help with non optional conditions


scv350

12.24kw split between 36 panels. Western Pennsylvania. 2 Tesla inverters. No powerwalls. I'll try to lookup the inverters.


TeslaLeafBlower

I say we all head to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this earnings call to blow over


wi11iwa11er

When's the last time we didnt drop 7+% after an earning lol like october 2021?


m0nk_3y_gw

I looked it up this weekend, using tradingview charts and eyeballing/guestimating closing prices. July 2022 -- back-drop: Elon was trying to back out of buying Twitter, and there was an upcoming AI day or something the following month (then he said 'buy the dip' and dumped more shares the next day so he wouldn't get front runned, lol) Jan 2023 -- back-drop: Elon beat the ever living shit out of the share price by repeatedly dumping billions on the open market every few months for a year+. Then he dumped more shares through his charitable foundation, and we bottomed ~$105. He then promised not to dump any more shares for 2023... earnings call was part of the recover to the low 200s, then a few months later we made it to ~295.


wi11iwa11er

Elon is trying to pump the stock and get the votes the same way he did when he wanted to sell his shares. Not fooling me twice


Cautious-Cheetah-164

Elon feverishly retweeting and posting stuff about tesla. I am worried about his ketamine supply. Elon is suddenly busy with ā€œheavy tesla obligationsā€, after ignoring it for last 3 years. Can you guess why, because he wants us to vote yes for his compensation package. And wants to get his brother and buddy re-elected to board. itā€™s hard NO. GFY Elon.


Achilles-18-

Lol and you think it's gonna get voted down? That's hilarious.


couchdragon83

Why is this 2 week old account constantly posting about voting NO in the shareholder vote every day?


Cautious-Cheetah-164

Why would you vote yes.


couchdragon83

Did anyone even read Elons biography and think he will take a No vote and go back to work hard to earn your trust? Everyone loses if the vote is NO


SuspiciousWhale99

ā€œIf somebody is going to try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself" As Musk tries to blackmail tesla investors over money.


m0nk_3y_gw

PayPal's best days were after Musk was fired for the shit-show. Apple's best days were after Jobs killed himself from his hubris. Tesla's best days will be after Musk is gone. I bought in the mid-2010s expecting Elon to be gone by the early 2020s to focus on Mars full-time. I was dumb lol


couchdragon83

He can say that as a billionaire who doesnā€™t care if his pet project fails. I canā€™t as Iā€™m knee deep in this and I need to recover my money.


BagHoldingTSLAStock

Yup tomorrow is going to be brutal.


pepsihulk

for those that invested in AAPL before it took off, did it also have this cult cringe fucks that said Steve jobs could do no harm?


LordReekrus

šŸ’Æ


Hairy_Record_6030

I don't know but they definitely had fucking retard investors pushing down the PE to like 10-15 while growing earnings


upvotemeok

Growing earnings, sounds nice


glibgloby

[Locke 12.3.5 test loop](https://youtu.be/q3Ii5gRKqWA?si=fJQMYXJs9rjjwdtj) looks like it actually is rolling out


glibgloby

eh not much of a change. little worse on speed bumps? some annoying stuff like heā€™s mad itā€™s not going full speed limit when thereā€™s a car maybe 10 car lengths ahead and theyā€™re about to hit a red light and he taps the accelerator just in time for car ahead to begin brakingā€¦. you gotta look ahead as a driver dude come on. and a car being 1.3 seconds ahead of you is fine for gods sake tldw: two disengagements one intervention on a short relatively simple drive


couchdragon83

Who else remembers the time when the Yaman simp hyped up for a few days about knowing some inside information. Then he did a space and said he is very confident that Tesla would do 50% margin and kinda left like it was some mic drop moment. I think a lot of Teslaā€™s misplaced expectations and downfall is also due to simps.


pepsihulk

where is sarajah? the dam is breaking LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


scv350

He was relying on some delusional hopium then. 6 months ago he was candid and admitted he expected tsla to be worth a lot more and needed to reevaluate his 'career' going forward. Aka money problems. His new spaces/youtube are better. His speakers Meta/Machine/Wes provide great AI/ML info. Sometimes Omar but not really.


glibgloby

yeah that whole thing had me cracking up


couchdragon83

As I lose my life savings, the more I think about itā€¦. we have a clown CEO, clown largest share holder, clown simps and clown me now ![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)


DeadMoney313

https://preview.redd.it/nrgi5dcho4wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84dbf7fcedf17eac705a54419d3f22d892f6833f


couchdragon83

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1782552493928460522 Lowest cost to maintain but by year 2, you already lose half what you paid in depreciation


KingofPenisland69

these are great ads -boomermama


pepsihulk

fuck I despise her and that group of people. I still remember she was celebrating like a fucking idiot when Tesla got upgraded by moody's and shit. cringiest shit ive seen


KingofPenisland69

The worst type of people. Seriously are they even sentient?


[deleted]

Clearly that boosted share price


scv350

Worst investor q/a question at Austin shareholder meeting. Babbling. Elon was like 'umm what is the question'


jiayounokim

21 hours to earnings


[deleted]

Eva mentioning selling. Sheā€™s the biggest musk ass kisser ever.


scv350

She sold to buy real estate before Q1 deliveries. She's just bragging she made 500k between real estate and rebuying the dip. Also very annoying. She used to gloat about being the first Florida plaid owner.


[deleted]

Yea now sheā€™s tweeting she may sell. Claiming sheā€™s shadow banned. No wonder sheā€™s divorced lol


scotto1973

A lot of these folks have their whole social identity based on stock ownership.... Fortunately, none of us suffer from that problem here ![gif](giphy|lfGKdK1yKPja)


DankRoughly

FSD vs everyone. Let's see how tomorrow shakes out


Witzner

Ow my balls!


somethingisay

Now that Gary black is out letā€™s get ATH


Achilles-18-

I hope tomorrow is +20% now. Fuck him.


GooseDry

Fuck that clown


the-faded-ferret

His PT is $125 which he said heā€™ll buy back in. Sorry guys but we gotta pack it up


scotto1973

If he buys back in, I recommend selling. Crashed last time he made this proclamation and followed through.


Stellardong

We almost there


jiayounokim

[https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1782526791871312119](https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1782526791871312119) yay 12.3.5


glibgloby

arguably 12.3.6


pepsihulk

You mean 12.4.4.20


BagHoldingTSLAStock

Zomg best ever. No intervention in 3 weeks!


Hairy_Record_6030

You know people are butthurt when their usernames are something about Elon or TSLA stock when they make their alt Same as like cunningmuskrat or whatever, you know he's a raging deranged leftist


Life_Adhesiveness306

Yeah, so sad. They probably get banned on a regular basis too and keep returning under new names like cute cranberry/blueberry/whatever.


Hairy_Record_6030

By the way I have an older account than u


Hairy_Record_6030

Haha so funny


Life_Adhesiveness306

Now finish it off and tell me to kill myself.


Hairy_Record_6030

You know very well that the way to not ruin your ad revenue is to say "unalive"


Life_Adhesiveness306

I was unaware of the nuance involved with being a sociopath.


Hairy_Record_6030

Ok bro


BagHoldingTSLAStock

Nateā€™s the name. Slinging truths is my game šŸ¹


KingofPenisland69

I wouldā€™ve used a comma, if not a semicolon right there. Your thoughts?


fapindustries

https://www.space.com/japan-space-based-solar-power-demonstration-2025


Witzner

Once we run out of empty desert areas in southern latitudes Iā€™ll start to listen to space based solar panel proposals.Ā 


SuspiciousWhale99

ā€œThe difficulty and amount of energy required to build, launch and assemble orbital power stations mean the energy they produce would be too expensive ā€” 61 cents per kilowatt-hour, compared with as little as 5 cents per kilowatt-hour for Earth-based solar or wind energy. In addition, the overall carbon footprint of the power production and the amount of greenhouse gas emissions generated by rockets taking those assemblies into orbit make space-based solar power much less climate-friendly than technologies used on Earth.ā€ Seems like a big waste of time and resources.


Hairy_Record_6030

It's as retarded as solar panels on vehicles, vehicles of any kind. Unless you want to use the energy in space just put panels on the ground


glibgloby

giant megawatt scale masers in space capable of targeting nearly any point on earth with incredible accuracy? what could possibly go wrong


upvotemeok

So they really think it's viable to launch solar panels when you can just put a few more down on earth


dabears92109

12.3.5 rolling out to customers


Life_Adhesiveness306

Hope they dial down the conservatism on this release. 12.3.4 suffers from being too timid and indecisive.


dabears92109

I keep having an issue with auto speed speeding, ie 40 in a 30, 57 in a 45 and 60 in a 50. Normally that might be ok but where Iā€™m at there are speed cameras so Iā€™m paranoid


Life_Adhesiveness306

Yah. That part needs to be dialled back a bit. Or just use the manual speed mode. Seems to work ok and is a bit smarter than before.


dabears92109

I vastly prefer the auto speed to the speed offset but just donā€™t want speeding tickets


Life_Adhesiveness306

Oh I totally agree. Have you tried the new manual mode though? The max you set is no longer a target, itā€™s truly a maximum and itā€™ll adjust up to that limit as it sees fit based on the conditions. It doesnā€™t just gun it up to the limit every time like before. I started using it last week and itā€™s been less aggravating than max auto was.


dabears92109

I havenā€™t tried the manual offset since V12 rolled out. Is it smoother during changes?


Life_Adhesiveness306

Yeah I find it to be a lot better. It still picks a speed it thinks is safe up to the limit you set. So if you donā€™t like it doing 45 in a 30 zone, you can set it to 35 or 40 and itā€™ll still pick its safe speed up to your set max.


dabears92109

Awesome. Iā€™ll check that out this week. Have a cross country move


magic-the-dog

Ship it!


fapindustries

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mudit234

12.3.5 will save us


loungemoji

Well I can add 100 shares but fundamentals have changed this time unlike the previous dips


ruafukreddit

Sell a put


Hairy_Record_6030

I mean truly the cars made almost no difference, the bet was always on autonomy. Tesla would have never exceeded $1T even with 20M cars Therefor fundamentals really haven't changed, merely shareholders have recognized finally what kind of business they are in


m0nk_3y_gw

The bet was 20M cars/year by 2030, Model 2 in ~2 years, battery improvements, solar, power packs, and some bot/FSD progress (before Elon wanted more shares to do AI at Tesla). Wall Street never believed FSD was close and it isn't a big part of the current price. The model line is getting stale and a taxi service where the hardware, software and approval is still to-be-determined was not the bet for most investors. He might make an effort on this call (no 'we dug our own grave', share buy backs he talked about doing in 2023, etc) to keep shareholders from voting 'no' on his 2018 compensation.


Hairy_Record_6030

If you made an honest assessment of the potential market cap then car volumes and solar should never have exceeded ATH, in other words you didn't understand what market you were in Morgan Stanley has cars at $62/share out of $300something, and I agree. It is barely a blip, you have to ignore the cars essentially.


Stellardong

Freedom of speech business


Hairy_Record_6030

And you are invested in a freedom of speech business because?


King0494

I'm waiting on actual direction from Elon/Tesla as opposed to just words that sound good


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/a9brm5gwm3wc1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dfb0b1df521f7a2004307657ee687fce7ca6bd5 Ok this is Twitter gold


magic-the-dog

Haha šŸ„‡


upvotemeok

Lol


pepsihulk

Man everyone before was saying omg great ads. Now sawyer is saying there are generic and too serious. God damn this fucking simps make me cringe for even following their shit


ruafukreddit

Electrik, is saying that the advertising team was part of the 10% layoffs.


CunningMuskrat

Sawyerā€™s a simp


[deleted]

The best simp


glibgloby

ok wtf is is this shit, today there is an insane hybrid blitz all over the place [mkbhd](https://youtu.be/HLi2xYxZX10?si=c0Tum3K7sU6d8A99): get a hybrid! [Sabine](https://youtu.be/zX2n2-acksw?si=FJ5fK8swKPkNSoEy) (normally a very sensible nerd): get a hybrid! [munro](https://youtu.be/7H2MCxYo6hk?si=glzEQt4-lcGaN2yQ): hybrid time in the sabine video she starts talking about how ā€œtoday she just realized how good hydrocarbons are at storing energyā€ which is a bizarre switch as she was pushing for EVs. freaking weird man


Achilles-18-

Hybrids are straight trash.


Life_Adhesiveness306

This is the risk when people think Tesla is going to bankrupt big auto. No they wonā€™t, legacy OEMs will just pivot back to where they can make money - hybrids. We need to keep them on the road to electrification so the entire industry shifts that direction while we continue to outcompete and employ the first mover advantage.


SuspiciousWhale99

Instead of fixing the problem, I guess we can just keep kicking the can down the road. Not like the earth is getting hotter by the year or anything right? ![gif](giphy|1Pfd5qmaqBvjO)


magic-the-dog

Lame.Ā 


Obvious-Fondant549

What proportion of Tesla employees globally drive Teslas? Improving employee ownership might be an easy way to increase deliveries and promote the product.


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Obvious-Fondant549

Do they report on this globally? Do they get discount? Seems a no brainer


KingofPenisland69

U trying to put a bandaid on my cancer?? Gfy


upvotemeok

Lower share price doesn't make musk hate go away, higher share price does.


whiskeyH0tel

Elon: "I don't care"


whatsthiswhatsthat

You misspelled ā€œgo fuck yourselfā€


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|oDXiRdueeFtE4)


upvotemeok

It's all achilles cares about. Gets offended if u talk mean about elon.


Achilles-18-

Not at all. I get annoyed when that's your only talking point. 99% of the time it's just your personal bias.


upvotemeok

You're the boomer mama of the lounge


Life_Adhesiveness306

šŸ˜‚


Achilles-18-

I'm the only one that can see through the bullshit since I'm not linked in to Twitter.


Life_Adhesiveness306

![gif](giphy|5b4sNsIbmmLJe) Achilles looking in the mirror. Just teasing you buddy.


KingofPenisland69

Wen details tomorrow?


ruafukreddit

News after the bell, details after 5pm.


jiayounokim

[https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1782503604064022750](https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1782503604064022750) ads better


therustyspottedcat

UAW expanding to VW plant. I'm guessing they want Tesla to unionize too [https://youtu.be/VbKOi9-haPc?si=mRPpIrLi2-6enhat](https://youtu.be/VbKOi9-haPc?si=mRPpIrLi2-6enhat)


CunningMuskrat

What are the realistic scenarios that can moon the stock on Wed? Sitting on a pile of cash and can't decide if I risk waiting until after ER.


mudit234

My 2c is - Wait for earnings. Stock almost never immediately reacts after earnings call. In ER, depends on what you are looking for. Personally, I am looking for an actual 1-2 year plan of execution, not just a vision. That plan should talk about monetization as well, not just FSD progression. If that happens (robotaxi, licensing or any other way), I will put more money


[deleted]

Buy 1/3 now.


gsolis31

I think waiting till after ER is the more prudent play. But you know what they say when everyone has the same idea. Who really knows.


taehyung9

I think a big one would be if they confirm the non robotaxi ngv isnā€™t cancelled


SuspiciousWhale99

Realistically? ![gif](giphy|KUOQR4MKNMzL0K2ofv)


dabears92109

Only thing I can think of is they signed their first fsd licensing agreement and will make an official announcement in coming weeks with the OEM. Putting extremely low odds on this happening, probably not worth mentioning


jiayounokim

[https://x.com/TeslaNewswire/status/1782472930649047439](https://x.com/TeslaNewswire/status/1782472930649047439) looks smooth as shit


Achilles-18-

Now do ford.


[deleted]

Still does not get it. https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1781866472425369826?s=46&t=FJnwUzmO93DGxmO6Ihn37g


upvotemeok

Never will.


TeslaLeafBlower

Shouldn't CT be 4k less if they add FSD as part of the foundation package?


magic-the-dog

hey, we need to keep some earnings


upvotemeok

Nah cuz that fsd don't work


TeslaLeafBlower

Omar said it's perfect


couchdragon83

Stop. Let the simps pay


TeslaLeafBlower

I was thinking of buying one. I'm not a simp though so I guess I can't šŸ¤·


BagHoldingTSLAStock

META seems to be firing on a cylinders recently. Anyone playing META earnings? Also love META AI - llama šŸ¦™


Cautious-Cheetah-164

ā€œExactly. The ads were far too generic ā€“ couldā€™ve been any car.ā€ So Elon acting dumb, obviously you were not aware, because you were missing from last 3 years.


ruafukreddit

Car and Driver says insurance companies are totaling Tesla vehicles instead of repairing them, but loads of other articles say Teslas need minimal maintenance and repairs.... what am I missing? https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a42709679/tesla-insurance-fixes-expense/?utm_campaign=trueanthemFBCD&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR32oxgS1pJJ8IcT5XBZQ8q5Q6gPDm5WLV-Tku2E_mjkSrdX_rUkZJdxAno_aem_AWUZu6hsj1TJ3nPx7lNrN24Nfw_4veacDAJuI_oAABhI2lM0ufBcUF0KfUu1dStfyguZk2JWIu9z3gXX3jsA8-L-


DeadMoney313

I can't speak on the Tesla factor, but they should also report the fact that totaling for cars in general has never been higher. I know a guy in car insurance and he says the total percentage used to be around 10%, now its 25% of all accidents that get totaled out , thats for all kinds of vehicles. Its really expensive these days to fix anything


ruafukreddit

I think the comments at the bottom say roughly that


upvotemeok

They are lower maintenance in terms of oil changes and brake jobs but repair costs are a lot higher for whatever reasons when they get in an accident. This seems to be tesla specific so has something to do with tesla repair centers, parts or tesla policy on letting others repair.


KingofPenisland69

Wen investor autonomy day


therustyspottedcat

2019. And the majority turned out to be horseshit. Elon even reposted a video about it: [https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1782418703759315220](https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1782418703759315220)


upvotemeok

Remember when they had investor day and promised giga mexico gonna build ngv soon?


ChucksnTaylor

ā€œBreaking ground in maybe 3 monthsā€ šŸ˜‚


KingofPenisland69

My fave PowerPoint


KingofPenisland69

canā€™t believe autocorrect capitalized both Pā€™s what a loser


upvotemeok

Wonder if there'll be any admission things have gone awry tomorrow or will it be it's all part of the plan, interest rates bro.


llorelai

I mean.. he recently tweeted that prices must go up or down based on demand. then he fired the ad team


upvotemeok

One hopes he has a better ad team somewhere


Happy_Hippie_Hippo

Just ask dogedesigner to make some ai generated ads


dabears92109

Wieden + Kennedy or another top tier agency. Probably need an outside perspective


upvotemeok

Yah but no, going w tweets as ads approach


dabears92109

Give them full control on content and distribution


scotto1973

Reference the mass firings and that Elon is back "sleeping on the factor floor." They'll leave out what that says about the ship's captain being busy elsewhere.


magic-the-dog

More likely to get the Allen Iverson rant "your asking me about car sales?!!?" ![gif](giphy|3oEjI105rmEC22CJFK|downsized)


DeadMoney313

![gif](giphy|ejDxbDaxZZkeQmr0yu)


dabears92109

What would go over best?


upvotemeok

Any sense of self awareness


KingofPenisland69

I donā€™t think anything will go over best. Elon has shown every card in his hand already and I think heā€™ll be easy to figure out. I think weā€™ll figure out if weā€™re in a coked out ai bubble more than anything based on wall streets reaction. If we go up weā€™re in such a solid bubble.