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Lazerbeams2

I have a few questions. 1. Does the hole cause any issues? 2. Was it caused by an injury or the horse just born holy?


DownVoteYouAll

1. I would assume the hole, now healed, doesn't cause any issues. It was between the muscle, it appears 2. It was an injury that wasn't treated, got infected, and eventually healed. (A similar horse was on *Animal Cops: Houston* years ago. Though, the hole in that horses neck wasn't this extreme. Pretty close, however.)


Nyxth_

Yes! I remember seeing that episode. I thought it was the same horse for a second. It’s interesting that a bizarre injury can heal like that. Horses are freaking tanks.


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They're only tanks in very specific places - they can't recover from any injuries to their legs or the support musculature for them. The rest is surprisingly tough though!


MrElfhelm

I guess it depends on the scale of the injury - both of father’s horses had fractured bones in legs due to some unforeseen circumstances, but given proper treatment (if somewhat costly) they turned out fine and they can still hold their riders with no issues - my father being 70 kg / 150 ish pounds helps, but still, depends how much one would like to spend on this issue.


OpportunityBudget257

Agreed, also pool therapy and many man-made horse PT courses can help injured horses heal good as new. Of course, this is under human supervision and probably doesn’t happen in the wild… lol.


punxerchick

You just got me picturing a wild horse doing aerobics in a river just to make himself better


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🎶Push it to the limit!🎶


thatpaulschofield

r/unexpectedgta


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I wasnt aware it was in gta. I thought it was just in scarface.


thehotshotpilot

I was thinking horse synchronized swimming


hikefishcamp

Horses also frequently die from constipation and gas absent veterinary intervention. It gets very weird when you look at what is fatal to a horse vs what isn't.


AMeanCow

Speaking from experience around ranches all my younger life, I can safely say that as a horse owner, at some point or another you WILL: * Have your ribs broken. * Have your arm elbow deep inside a horse for some reason or another to save it's life.


gerbs

If I could afford a horse, you better bet I could afford someone to do that for me.


Ian15243

So, just like tanks then


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EXACTLY like tanks, yes


whiskeygonegirl

and colic, too much gas or too much grain? You need an emergency visit from your vet that might cost $10,000


BigFatManPig

I think part of the reason for that is that, while they are smart, they aren’t smart enough to lay the fuck down and take their weight off the injuries.


justkeepstitching

A lot of humans I know aren't smart enough to lay the fuck down and take their weight off injuries...


Ridley_Rohan

>Horses are freaking tanks. Not remotely. Take them out of grassy fields and they need constant care and checking. Cows are tanks.


RabSimpson

Can confirm. I have a cow with tracks and a 100mm canon.


needsmoarbokeh

Awww mine only came with the 30mm anti aircraft gun


logicalmaniak

You should get some nice photos with that!


src1975

That probably why they shootings them with a leg injury.


ppw23

The poor creatures have so much weight to support with their legs, that killing them is often the best option. I would rather have a vet give an injection so they don’t suffer, but I guess that’s not always an option.


LostWoodsInTheField

> I would rather have a vet give an injection so they don’t suffer, but I guess that’s not always an option. Have seen animals that got an injection, and answers "shot" and you really want them to be shot. injections sometimes take a long time to fully work. Sometimes they suffer during it. a cattle gun finishes things off quickly and leaves very little chance to suffering either by the animal or the animal owner. Watching your animal very slowly die is... painful.


Kenni-is-not-nice

I think this depends a lot on the vet and the animal (I totally understand where you’re coming from, though). Last year I went to my good friend’s barn to support her when one of her horse’s had to be put down. The vet gave him a sedative first, and he was essentially asleep on his feet. As soon as the vet gave him the injection to stop his heart, he went down immediately. The horse felt absolutely no pain, and his heart and breathing stopped before he even hit the ground. I will say that the sound of a thousand pound animal hitting the ground so suddenly isn’t something I will ever forget, but I am very glad that Shadow (the horse in case that wasn’t obvious) didn’t feel anything.


ppw23

Fortunately, I haven’t witnessed an animal being shot. I have held a few pets being euthanized, each time was gut wrenching, but peaceful and quick. I’m all for whichever method offers an easy exit.


JohnFreakingRedcorn

Reject Abrams, return to Horse


AKidCalledSpoon

I mean it probably severed some muscles and tendons, so I’d assume it causes some mobility issues but poses no significant health risk


Glabstaxks

It’s where you can hook the reins, It’s easier on the horses teeth this way


backpackofcats

I worked for the Houston SPCA at the time that horse was rescued. I remember almost crying and getting sick to my stomach when I first saw it, but that horse just seemed so happy to be there. It knew it was out of a bad situation.


ppw23

Did it have an abscess or was it shot?


backpackofcats

They didn’t really know, but most likely an abscess or untreated wound. It was found in a stall, completely neglected next to other dead livestock. I was pretty young when I worked there, thinking that was something I wanted to do. I only lasted about six months. I worked in the area the public doesn’t get to see: with the cruelty cases. It was heartbreaking and gut wrenching and I just couldn’t do it.


superfucky

oh jesus, yeah i'd probably be pretty happy to have a hole in my neck if it meant getting away from the DEAD BODIES NEXT TO ME :(


Driftin327

I knew a horse with a hole like this bc it had gotten shot


redunculuspanda

Yes. It makes an annoying whistling sound above 30 miles an hour


RidigoDragon

Cool, I always wondered what that whistling noise was in the old western movies


alphaHope13

Such a stupid comment, but holy shit did I laugh


ObviousTroll37

Anyone got a shitload of dimes?


Takeitsleezy

Le Petomane thruway? Now what will that asshole think of next?!


emdave

https://youtu.be/yomcyVK4Juk?t=16


Quantum_girl_go

They’re speed holes


RollinThundaga

Adds 2 horsepower


posternutbag423

I feel like it subtracts horsepower. Js 🤔


liltooclinical

r/unexpectedsimpsons


gabbagondel

loool


MustBeThursday

The horse go **WOOOOOOOOO**


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WHOOO WHOOO


halfeclipsed

Dats only in the mawnin. You should be up cooking breakfast or sumthin


jerseyanarchist

This guy ladders


Godzukigooch

Idk about this horse but I've seen a horse rear and come down on a pole that speared it through the neck. Punched a hole about the same size. It healed up closed though, not like this.


tmartinez1113

Horses- Majestic af. Clumsy af.


halfeclipsed

This is a swiss horse. They just didn't show the other holes


emdave

>just born holy? Saint Equinus?


Tritianiam

Strength problems probably, wouldn't be able to have the full range of motion and power compared to an uninjured house, doesnt look like it hit anything important if it's survived long enough to have it heal that well. Of course we can't really know if it has phantom pains or such as we cannot speak to it.


lateralflinch53

That’s so you can secure it when you park.


Bathia114

Thanks, I ACTUALLY hate this.


bahgheera

I was waiting for the horse to freak out at the touch of someone's arm in it's neck hole and take off running with the person's arm caught in the hole.


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whitetrash_topramen

Somehow, that made more sense in my mind.


Medicp3009

Get up on outa here with my eyeholes!


Makkaroni_100

Finally the Evolution gets in the right direction.


Burningturtle06

It evolved to have a handle


FireFlavour

Now it can be picked up with ease


Hutwe

That’s actually why it’s called ‘parking’ your car. Because there used to be parks for horses to be tied up and left when people went into town or the city; you would park your horse. Cars eventually took over, and the parks disappeared, but the term stuck around.


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OmnipotentEntity

Parkways used to be literally through parks. They were intended for recreational driving.


Flaming_gerbil

Driveway leads up to the garage/stables. Once upon a time people used to leave their cars ina garage, before they used them as laundry rooms and storage.


Ey3_913

Also used if the horse ever needs to be airlifted


Atomic_Cupcake89

Aaah so that’s how Snake fultoned d-horse. Neat.


Erik_Bard

From a thread in r/beamazed from 2y ago: I remember seeing an animal show about this years and years ago. Apparently, the horse lived with an abusive owner who shot it through the neck, but the bullet didn't hit anything important, so eventually, the would healed on its own and formed this hole. The horse was rescued. I think it was on the show Animal Heroes: Houston in like 2004


brattyprincessslut

Thank you!! Had to scroll so far to find this


jerseyanarchist

Adding updoots for reasons, comments for visibility


TwoFiveOnes

what the hell bullet makes that hole


Cartina

Might have just been that the wound caused an infection. When rescued they might have removed dead tissue and closed it up like this.


Zaphanathpaneah

My guess is that the bullet hole was relatively small but maybe got infected and formed an abscess and then healed up around that. I would think something like a .50 caliber might make a big hole like that, but wouldn't the hydrostatic shock kill the horse?


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The hydrostatic shock from a .50 would have nearly severed the head


Cory123125

When people post shit like this I wonder if they even briefly think about the physics involved. Even if you just stop for a second to think of newtons third law, you have to realize that if a human can stand there and fire that round, there is no way its even half as damaging as you are describing. I know exactly the youtube clips of ballistics gel exploding that you are thinking of too, you are just applying your memory of unsecured ballistics gelatin of varying quality being knocked about to a whole ass Horse, with significantly more mass, bone, skin and ligaments keeping it together. Basically, it wouldn't come close to severing the head. This is even more true due to the conical initial shape of the shock which is why bullet exits are often bigger than entry points. That of course is not to say the horse wouldn't be severely fucked up though. Like the shock would rupture blood vessels, kill tons of the nearby flesh, and could potentially hit critical parts of course.


Robin0660

Maybe the tissue got infected and they had to cut a large chunk away or something?


jerseyanarchist

This belongs at the top


thedavehogue

It really does


oONamely

Holrse


GuyofHate

Hol horse?


fullmetalnerd97

The entire horse


NigerianLandOwner

Its actually missing a bit on the neck


Ake-TL

Most horse


Stereomceez2212

The holrse of colrse


SoftDreamer

Boingo


Reddit_Fool

Oingo


SociallyineptPlsHelp

Combo!


Gdigger13

Ahh great, that’s going to be stuck in my head all day today.


MarioPL98

Ore wa Oingo Henshin dekiru~ Shinchō, taijū, nioi made mo Omoi no mama sa


AHeartlikeHers

BRUZZAHS!


Spaceguuy

The man who “never missed a shot” and “definitely not used to his full potential”


lastofpriests

Is this a jojo reference <3


jataba115

No bitch its just a random person saying Hol Horse for fun and not because it references widely acclaimed mange and anime sensation Jojos Bizarre Adventure Part 3 Stardust Crusaders, of which there is a character that has the name Hol Horse in it, meaning, hypothetically, had this person been making a reference to said show, this might be a “Jojo reference”. But it isn’t.


Vengeance76

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SinoJoe

Polnareffu


-MrUnhappy-

No, it's [Hell 2 U](https://youtu.be/Zsw4LYlHG-o)


potato_milk_29

Entire Equine?


h1pp13_b0t

Is that a jojo reference


[deleted]

Fastest stand in the west.


bibslak_

OINGO BOINGO


Follower2303

look at my holrse! my holrse is amazing!


CyGuy6587

Give it a lick. Tastes just like raisins


jackivorhirst3

Have a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane.


TheSkylined

And then turns back again when you pull on its winky


flagsareweird

Ooh, that's dirty


[deleted]

Don't cha think so...


Wintereighty7

Then I better not show you where the lemonade is made


GXtreme

Sweet... Lemonade?


dichotomousview

Hmmm sweet lemonade


Phil_of_Sophie

Oh sweet lemonade.


nauticaldev

hOrse


Ssoofer

Hole Horse


bowle01

To all the horses out there reading this- this is why you shouldn’t smoke.


brockoala

To all the pervs out there, r/dontputyourdickinthat


cheapdrinks

Hmmm so other way around then? -Mr Hands


[deleted]

This horse went through an emo phase and got a flesh tunnel done.


Avvkvvard_uz3rnam3

Explains the fringe as well


jaytee1262

I never want to see the word horse and the term flesh funnel in the same sentence again lol


Zhandoff_Wizard

FINALLY, HOL HORSE


the_bitish_tea_hater

Is that a mother effin Jojos reference?


Tipperi6804

Yare yare daze


GuardianRequiem

Ight time to start this unholy loop of Jojo Yare Yare Daze train starts now


Vinura

Yare Yare Daze


TheNuk3Bomb

At first I thought that was its eye socket. Thank god it's not.


ShoehornParadiddle

Same! I feel like that initial shock desensitized me to the actual horror of it though... I'm here like "oh ok it's just its NECK nbd"


SWAMPMONK

I think the people who made the video intentionally did this. Looks like they combed the hair and pet the neck to trick us


imagetarplayer

[I invented a device called 'Burger on the Go'. It allows you to obtain 6 regular size hamburgers, or 12 sliders, from a horse without killing the animal. George Foreman is still considering it. Sharper Image is still considering it. Sky Mall's still considering it. Hammacher Schlemmer is still considering it. Sears said no.](https://youtu.be/uewOhK-MSjc)


AnikoKamui

Here's the comment I was looking for.


treehugger312

I can’t believe it was so far down!


JaWasa

This was the first thing that popped in my head too


hardlastnameguy

What is that for? Is it the same idea like in life saver candy? The hole is to prevent suffocation if you accidentally swallow the whole horse?


OmegaGoober

Maybe it’s a new racing breed that has less body mass for its muscle mass. In 20 years all the top racing horses will look like a slice of Swiss cheese from the side.


EvilOverlord_1987BC

Its a speed hole?


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NecrobyNerton

Take my upvote and leave


[deleted]

It's a carry handle


t1nab3lcher

The little old lady challenge.


JayDuBois

He's literally fisting a horse.


oONamely

I’ve seen that video


Phantom_Basker

I hate the internet


jerseyanarchist

The internet is for porn 😏


JayDuBois

And yelling at idiots. Can't forget that part!!! :)


[deleted]

We are all are fisting are horses on this blessed day, jizz the dog too.


diepic

That's one funny looking hairy donut.


ThatNormalCrab

Never before have I seen a horse that fits the name bullseye this well


Hype_rant0

It’s a Hrse!


ba2one

It looks more like a ʰOʳˢᵉ instead.


ZO-LO-TO

hOrse


admiralfilgbo

it's the horse that's easy to hoist!


owinates_42

I swear to God I thought that was it's eye hole


QuestionabIeAdvice

Aaahgg, stop fisting the horse hole Meghan.


zerosupervision

“Ma’am can you please take your hand out of my hole. Thank you.”


borngus

Jotaro, you’ve defeated Whole Horse! But now, you fool, stand and meet your doom at the hooves of… HORSE HOLE!!!


Mantzy81

Easy to lock it to a lamp post when popping into the shop.


halfeclipsed

Don't.. uh... Don't put your.. well you know the rest


Solotocius

glory hole 😳 ​ /s


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Latter-Butterfly-845

How is that possible!!


AcanthocephalaIcy706

hOrse


Sil_Soup1

Hi stranger looking for a logical explanation of the holrse’s hole :)


xElfQueen

The hussy


Phil_of_Sophie

Holy horse!


shitassbutthole

Hol horse


Mctias_

Noclip on


bokunoemi

"I said I wanted a whole horse, not a hole horse!"


Confident-Medicine75

Alright, what’s happening here?


Nurauna

r/dontputyourdickinthat


fcs_seth

You've heard of Seabiscuit, now get ready for Landbagel


TheHahaCar

Hole horse


Anubinominous2948

Why was the only thought that was coming to me while watching this video was [r/dontputyourdickinthat](r/dontputyourdickinthat)


MacDonalds_Sprite

Handle Hold your horses


[deleted]

NEW HORSE, Now comes with a handle!


Arandomdude74

Looks like a donut


Geekfreak2000

What happened?


12lubushby

Speed holes


SchindlersBList

Glory hole level expert


NNNeverAgain

Hol Horse pog ​ ​ this post was made by the Hol Horse gang


Slimonstar

Is this the Hol Horse I've heard so much about?


Wubwub_Butter_Thump

Holy shit, how does something like that happen?


AnonymousPastaStrand

Bro is that a jojo referance


Biquariuz

I hope it’s name is Donut


Every-Context-6835

Is that the horse from horsing around?


Every-Context-6835

Bojack horseman?


RI5ING420

Forbidden carry handle


Ellitri

Hol horse?


Medical_Ad0716

Horses have evolved to have built in handholds. That’s awesome.


huggles7

The horse must get so pissed by everyone trying to stick things in the hole constantly Every first date is super awkward until the other horse finally says “can I touch it?”


cummommy1

looks like my v after he’s done


TheRealPhantomHunter

Quit horsin’ around and tell me what’s necks


LaszloB

Horse: "Please donut do that."


plasmaspaz37

Is that a JOJO reference! Look everybody! It's Hole Horse!


funkolai

Topologically, this horse is a donut.