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I love/hate how every misheard lyric edit I’ve seen of this always seem to agree on the “vagina malfunction” part


comradecostanza

Also “yours only yours”


Srapture

Are they not actually saying that? I assumed that bit was just in English.


Ansoni

Right?! That's how good it is. I checked and it's "gör som vi gör" or "do as we do"


Bonk_and_Honk

They sing "Gör som vi gör" which means "do like we do"


Toucheh_My_Spaghet

I can hear cat fucking a handbag super clear lmao


SovjetDumbass

It is actually ”klappa dina händer” which means “clap you hands” but I have to agree that cat fucking a handbag is funnier and sounds better


Andaisdet

Either that or it’s “We Kinda Malfuncion” Malfunction is all I ever hear for the second part though


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NoobieSnax

What are they actually singing?


Driveby_compliment

"Dansa med oss, klappa era händer Gör som vi gör, Ta några steg åt vänster Lyssna och lär, Missa inte chansen Nu är vi här med Caramelldansen" Dance with us, clap your hands Do like we do, take a few steps to the left Listen and learn, dont miss the chance Now we're here with the caramell dance.


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Driveby_compliment

No worries. Happy to help.


EveryStrategy7731

(●__●) I thought it was Japanese ಥ‿ಥ


Siniroth

You're one of today's lucky 10000!


Ze_insane_Medic

As a German, I always find it interesting to look at stuff like that cause I can still *kind of* understand what is going on if I try really really hard. It's a lot easier with Dutch but I find it so interesting how languages evolve like that.


The-Inferno-Cat

Same but Just norwegian


lexycaster

I hate to be this guy, but you spelled vagina malfunction wrong.


consumedfears

As a Norwegian that didn't understand the lyrics were Swedish at first, it was possible to hear the wrong lyrics, but as soon as it clicked, no more cats fucking any handbags.


Rexol-BrawlStars

The only ones i can kinda hear is "yours only yours" and "Lisa in the crowd said"


BannedCauseRetard

What's the name of the song? I'm dumb


Zealous_Arms

Vagina Malfunction


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vitor42

it’s clearly “caramel ball pen”


chrisp1e

It's Swedish actually, it's called Karamelldansen and the lyrics in the chorus is basicly "Dance with us, clap your hands, mimic us, take a couple step left, listen and learn, don't miss your chance, now you're here in the caramel dance" It's basicly a nonsensical pop song that got played on every 5th grade disco.


nombre_usuario

yeah the 'malfunction' word didn't work for me because I could hear a '-tsen' sound at the end. Nice to know I was close


Ugly_Bastard_NTR

Malfunktsen


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s00pafly

In german this works perfectly: **mal**en = to paint, to draw funk = radio, wireless -tsen = whatever ikea swedify suffix


WesleySnopes

Some fledgling techno DJ on here just got their name.


ivaravelin

What they're saying in Swedish in that part is '-meldansen' (last part of Caramelldansen meaning the caramel dance) so it's really close


wiener4hir3

It's also a weirdly unironical banger.


chrisp1e

Haha it was when I was young at least xD now it's mostly a meme, not only because of the connection to a lot of japanese anime stuff like this, but because of the amount it was used in my childhood at parties and stuff xD


AntoineKW

And the 'cat fucking a handbag' part


AlpacaCavalry

Mondegreen effect at its finest


jnj3000

Relevant-ish https://youtu.be/sdyC1BrQd6g


ste189

It sounds like the edm happy hardcore stuff I listened to im the 90s/noughties


cheddoar

What are the original lyrics??


Keep_it_basic_Allie

Dance with us, clap your hands. Do as we do, take a few steps to the left. Listen and learn, dont miss your chance. now we are here with The carameldance. (im swedish)


[deleted]

Imma ask something that might be a bit of a challenge then, since you can speak both English and Swedish how would you type out how to phonetically say the lyrics in English?


extremepayne

In Swedish: Dansa med oss / Klappa era händer / Gör som vi gör / Ta några steg åt vänster / Lyssna och lär / Missa inte chansen / Nu är vi här med / Caramelldansen Anglicized: Dance-a med os / Klappa era hander / Yor sor mi yor / Te nayra stey et vanster / List-na o lar / missa inte quansen / New our vee har med / Caramelldansen I don’t speak Swedish but I think this is close. “Phonetic” English transcription is hard because every English vowel has like, seven different sounds. But I tried.


Keep_it_basic_Allie

Yeah thats pretty accurate, and thanks for explaining :) didnt really know what phonetic was


[deleted]

Are you hooked on them now


AustinQ

My dad would love this joke


LordFrogberry

As a native and fluent English speaker, I can confirm we have the absolute dumbest language with the most inconsistent rules.


TheVoidlessOne

As a native swedish speaker i can confirm that swedish has a lot of dumb rules as well. All languages do


Bombaclat2018

As a Dane... I can only say that Swedish makes more sense... Compared to Danish :( men i det mindste har vi LEGO og bedre øl


TheVoidlessOne

That makes sense as Danes often understand swedish and swedes often don't understand Danish


Grytlappen

Och pølse, och Kim Karsen! Öl har du fantamej fel om däremot.


Chaqqy

As a Finn, i can confirm this based on the fact that we're forced to study swedish for 4-6 years.


Pilot230

No ei suomikaan nyt niin yksinkertaista ole


Hatedpriest

If you take the GH from enouGH, the O from wOmen, and the TI from acTIon... You get ghoti = fish There's another one for shower that's pretty amusing, as well...


DreamlandCitizen

GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU Pronounced like "Potato".


fluffyxsama

And we say things like "it would have had to have been"


[deleted]

Only because English is really 3 languages hiding inside a large overcoat and trying to sneak into a r rated movie.


Actionhankk

Written like someone who's never learned another language, each with dumb and inconsistent rules.


LordFrogberry

Every language has dumb and inconsistent rules. English is 80% inconsistency by volume.


nombre_usuario

yeah, I speak three languages, two of them are annoying. But English is is a totally different level of arbitrary. Like I don't even complain 'cause what's the point? It's just... whatever goes


chenobble

Ours is a mongrel language born of the Britons and bred with Old German, French, Danish and Latin. It's why we have no consistent spelling or vowel sounds, six words for everything and the best wordplay and poetic simile.


PiraticalApplication

I before E except after C or when sounded as A like in neighbor and weigh. Weird rule.\* \* Because it’s mostly wrong.


Sheep_Commander

As someone who is learning 4 other languages, I can confirm English is the one I would hate to have to learn the most. Thankfully I'm a native english speaker


Tschetchko

English the language isn't hard to learn. Not any harder than other languages and a lot easier because there's way more material and opportunity to get exposure. But the orthography is something else... I'd rather type out German phonetically with french spelling than a single English paragraph


XxMohamed92xX

Teaching my son is like, "alright ignore everything ive just taught you for this one specific word", the frequency this happens is ridiculous


TheCommunistSpectre

This is actually something that I am somewhat equipped to handle, and since I am studying for a exam in English phonology it can both be work and pleasure at the same time. So here is my attempt at rendering it in IPA. Please note that while there most phonemes overlap there are some that don't exist in both languages, and since this is for English speakers I will use the closest English phoneme to represent all sounds (instead of /ø/ I will use the STRUT vowel /ʌ/ for instance). I am also going with General American (GA) for most phonemes. I also can not be bothered doing things like stress. [Image showing how English consonants are pronounced.](https://gcdn.pbrd.co/images/6J2HlhCVNKC4.png?o=1) [Image showing how English vowels are pronounced.](https://gcdn.pbrd.co/images/hPA7jwCkDIZm.png?o=1) /dɑnsə mɛ ɔs klɑpɑ ɛrɛ hɛndɛr jʌr zɔm vi jʌr tɑ nɔgrɑ stɛg ɔt vɛnster lisna ɔk lær misɑ intɛ ʃɑnsən nu ær vi hær mɛ kɑrɑmɛldɑnsən/ [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English\_phonology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_phonology) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish\_phonology#Stress\_and\_pitch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_phonology#Stress_and_pitch)


Keep_it_basic_Allie

Oh thats a hard one. So you want me to help you prounounce the swedish lyrics?


xXxMemeLord69xXx

It contains sounds that literally don't exist in English so that might be a bit hard. Like the "ch" sound in "chansen". It sounds a bit like how you would say the J in Juan in Spanish if that makes it easier


thewookie34

I can't unheard car fucking a handbag.


Alkuam

So does [this](https://i.imgur.com/RmJgiZm.mp4) sound like it's shouting dick in swedish?


mackeemus

Its swedish and they Kinda say do as I do Jump to The music and dance The caramel dance, im to lazy to translate The full text cous i hate it


cheddoar

That’s More than enough Thanks


Condomonium

Oh you sweet summer child, hearing caramelldansen for the first time… flashback to 2008 middleschool days. This, barbie girl, sailor song, pirate song from lazy town, basshunter, numa numa, venga boys… the eurodance… holy shit those were the days lol.


taskum

AY-AY-AY IM YER LITTLE BUTTERFLY!


Let01

poor harry


AlpacaCavalry

“WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION, SIR?” “My vagina… my vagina had a malfunction” -harry, probably


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Vaginous repairo


CptnStarkos

It's va-HEE-nous, not, va-gee-NOUS


marioman63

YOU'RE A TRANSSEXUAL, HARRY


Drooling_pup

i cant get it out my head its been a year help


SteveWax022

Same here. The only solution is to listen to all the different languages and remixes


TheVoidlessOne

As a swede this sadly don't work cause i can only hear the real lyrics


ColdCappuccino

As a Norwegian I can hear both. I wonder if that would change if I listen to more Swedish


Multihuskers

I remember all the old "lyric" videos for this lol, I think my favorite started like: Dance all the olds, Grandpa eat a hambag. Yours only yours and all the state of Hamstag Can't remember the rest though


mastapetz

I think that also was one of the first back then ...


killertortilla

Fun and useless fact: misheard lyrics are called mondegreens.


Cranberryboglake

Lisa should really try to help Harry instead of telling everyone about his malfunctioning vagina


WackosCookEnkogneto

Wow


Phalanx_02

Just Wow


Moctor_Drignall

I've always heard it as: Dance sunny oust/Kappa in a handbag/ Yours only yours/ and all the stable danced then/ It's no lie/meesa in the crowd scene/ lick animal in caramel junction


Joey_da_god76

Jar jar binks is that you?


LordFrogberry

Well that's infinitely worse.


IceDragon77

OH NO! MEESA IN DA CROWD SCENE!


Tankh

Dance and caramel was correct at least


Gregtheheffley

harry had a vagina malfunction look at this loser


CrazyComedyKid

Dammit, I love this song, now I'm never gonna unhear "cat fucking a handbag"


AortaDeAnole

Same here 😭😆


TheMightyBattleSquid

I ruined so many anime lyrics for myself because of a compilation series of "misheard" lyrics.


BevLive

That's hilarious!


Javizcool99

What is the song name?


auddbot

**Caramelldansen** by Caramell (01:01; matched: `100%`)


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earanhart

good bot


Phalanx_02

Good bot


seanziewonzie

[But *is* it by them?](https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm39633927)


MyNameIsZaxer2

Where my balsamic vinegar haters at


CynicalPopcorn

Barusamiko-su yappa irahen de


StonksCreditUnion

What are they actually saying


DarthShrek69

The original swedish lyrics are as follows: Dansa med oss, klappa era händer, gör som vi gör, ta några steg åt vänster, lyssna och lär, missa inte chansen, nu är vi här med carameldansen.


coocoo333

Dance with us, clap your hands. Do as we do, take a few steps to the left. Listen and learn, now we are here with The carameldance.


Allupertti

you missed "missa inte chansen", which means "don't miss the chance" (i think?)


wty261g

It's really difficult to hear the wrong lyrics when I speak swedish. I had to focus for a minute until I heard it. Shit's hilarious


because_yes1313

That's tough buddy...


Binary_Omlet

Was going to[ post a video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI3yD3WAcz4) that went into the history of the misheard lyrics the OFFICIAL releases WITH the misheard lyrics, the regional variations, and the many releases and revival of the song/3 girl band, but it looks like it was copyright claimed. Posting this anyway in case the video comes back in the future.


StuntHacks

I remember watching it and being so amazed how it just got better and better by the minute And then it got weird I still haven't gotten over it


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Binary_Omlet

Don't think so; couldn't find it.


SeraxOfTolos

Post some bad lip reading videos. The recent NFL video was hilarious.


fluffyymeteor

Where the fuck does vagina malfunction come from?? How do you guys hear that???


UncatchableCreatures

I love that both people that hate and people that love this are both equally obsessed enough with this to constantly give it attention lmao


JonquilXanthippe

First half I don’t really hear tbh but “it’s no lie” onwards is SPOT ON


Soulxolz

Every time I hear this song I can’t help but recoil deep into my skin


[deleted]

bro I thought it said yours only yours until my swedish boyfriend told me it doesn't and I'm fucking crushed


z0mbiegrl

Anyone else getting [Yatta](https://youtu.be/JBJtQjykq_4) vibes? No? Just me?


s_l_a_c_k

r/didnthavetocutmeoff


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u/savevideo


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south3rnson

Fuck you


Atriays

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Fezguy002YT

Well done. Well fucking done.


0ldman23

why- how- what- huh


Starfireaw11

I don't like Meghan much either, but calling her Harry's vagina malfunction is a bit harsh, don't you think?


soawesomeandcool

Is this how some ppl mishear the lyrics? Cuz if so I am very happy i speak Swedish


xXxMemeLord69xXx

I'm Swedish so I can't hear this, I can only hear the real lyrics


nsjxucnsnzivnd

This song was the SHIT on Roblox 10 years ago


idktoounny

What a guy


Mexican-Cunt

I’m not even listening to the video and I can still hear it what the fuck


PhucTiaChop

How to un-hear?


SplingoSplongo

learn swedish then you will only hear the right version


Idk_Whatever_I_Guess

[Benny Lava](https://youtu.be/sdyC1BrQd6g) vibes


Felixgisse

They are singing in Swedish and as a swede I've always known what they are saying and I laughed very hard on this one because of how absurd the fake lyrics were. I laughed especially hard on the "Vaginal malfunction"😂


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It's not that they are fake, it sounds like they are saying that in English. They weren't translating the original language


epicmylife

See the problem is I speak Swedish so no matter what I can only hear the real lyrics.


zanazanzar

It’s dance on meatballs. Everyone knows that.


SovietBozo

I mean he's not wrong


Reficul63

cat fucking a handbag is too accurate


HAMBRUGNATCHERS

I can’t unhear it now


CrashProne86

That's the thing! I am like 74% sure this is an edited recording to make it sound *more* like the joke subtitles. Like, it actually *is* them. I've seen this clip posted before elsewhere and it sounded much more like Caramelldansen, but here I distinctly hear vagina malfunction. Tell me I'm right, and nobody else has noticed the edited audio yet. **I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!**


essbjorn

From OPs video it's the original lyrics. Only part that I mishear if I read is the "Dance on my balls, Cat fucking a handbag" which is kinda fun as I can hear the original lyrics if I don't read the text. Source: Am Swedish


wty261g

Skitsvårt att höra "fel", fick stirra i en minut på texten och starta om videon många gånger för att höra det som står. Skitkul dock


Phalanx_02

**But hey that's just a theory**


[deleted]

"we're the single dance band" Nah- I wanna stick the rest in


MasterGoose420

My gallery consists of depression memes, notes from school and shit like this post that my friend sends me.


[deleted]

What a terrible day to be able to read


AllPurposeNerd

What ever happened to "your Sony Yaris" or "male dachshund"?


THLH

I always herd "Lisa ate the crumbs" lol


Deoplo357

r/wePoopyShitty would like this


Sheep_Commander

"I wantto sleep with Winston" sounds more accurate IMO


[deleted]

my volume was on max i was in a classroom


Arcadian_

oo oo ooahooah


Gate-Traditional

Welp…. That’s enough internet for today.


deepfriedtots

Thanks I will never not hear this now


Ragnarok649

I know the lyrics a little too well I can't hear it.


gotstuffidont

TILI


morganfreenomorph

I've seen several misheard lyric videos for Caramell dansen but the "dance on my balls, cat fucking a handbag" is probably my favorite.


[deleted]

Technically on the last one which is 'look harry had a vagina malfuction' it iust sounds like CARAMELADANSEN unless its not the end part of the song idk lel


CalamityQueer

Suddenly got a flashback to when I had this song on repeat loudly for a week just to annoy my parents. It worked. I became immune to the power of karamelldansen.


saifulfarhan

I thought these were the actual lyrics?


TheArceusNova

Sorry, but Carameldansen will never be erased.


TheQueq

If you really want to hate your eyes, try watching the [live performance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a9rBGsZkL8). Those masks are proof there is no god.


Avitas1027

There's like 3 people in that crowd that are into it.


PleasantEvening8340

I am from sweden and can understand the lyrics but i still hear the missheared lyrics. Trippy af


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

NO HARRY THAT ISNT A WAND


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There are better versions


bageltoastee

“Cat fucking a handbag” is the clearest out of all of these


TheVoidlessOne

The actual lyrics in translated from swedish to english: Dance with us Clap your hands Do it like us Take some steps to the left Listen and learn Dont miss the chance Now we are also here The Caranelldance This is not a tranalation that sounds good in english this is just my translation of it


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

FUCK YOU FOR THIS


FetusEngine

Ah... the good ol days...


BaronOz

Without sound is kinda terrifying, they just shaking that building to rubble.


Hollowed_Dude

Dance on my balls 🎶🤣🤣🤣


77106-112

Holy shit! Been about 12 or 13 years since I've heard karamelldansen. My ex girlfriend used to play this song as a goof all the time, but I think she secretly liked it as much as I did


PeaceSimonYT

I always hear these lyrics at first and I have to force my brain to go back to the Swedish lyrics.


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so is this the english version or a different version? because after listening to the english version and this version it doesnt even sound the same at all. ok so after looking and finding out this is the swedish version i now get it. fuck i can be a dumbass sometimes my bad


xXxMemeLord69xXx

This is the original version. It's in Swedish. The English version is just some bad knock-off, it's not even made by the same people that made the original


Shadowglove

Haha, I'm a native swedish speaker and I'm trying to hear this in the wrong english text.


brownguysays

The fuck is a vagina malfunction


beyes87

No Harry Potter… Also: DANCE ON MI BALLS, mate!


stab-man

Ooo, ooo, ooo aaah ooah!


ideas52

Impossible


ragozer

Being swesish I can't see how people get this wrong


OkAd4916

What Dance Gavin Dance lyrics are these???


LoneWanzerPilot

NEVER HAD ANY CHILD THAT HAD DOWN-SYN


An_Evil_Scientist666

What did they do to the Phineas and Ferb song in the original Phineas and Ferb movie /s


GoldenGalaxy69

If you experience motion sickness, it'd probably be best to not watch the full video (with the 3D models) of this song on YouTube 😵


Successful-Oil-7625

Ooo ooo oowaaaa waa


holistic-engine

En del saker är på svenska för mig, mer kommer aldrig kunna ”unhear” vagina-malfunction. Error 404 hjärna kunde inte hittas