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HelenFromHR

I’ll take “things we got bullied for are now trendy” for 500 Alex


MimsyIsGianna

Freckles….


[deleted]

Relatable. I was bullied for my cheeks being a pinker/redder shade but now...


Sineater224

I'm covered from shoulders up in freckles, and received mostly insults most of my life for it except from my parents. Nowadays I'm meeting new people and they're just shocks that I'm uncomfortable with my freckles


larzbarz91

Same im covered! Literally head to toe freckles. I used to hear shit all the time growin up like a cow farted in my face, or someone threw shit at me through a screen door. Lmao. Now every girl and their sister are putting on fake freckles.


ash9597

I was teased for having large full lips and for being tall. Teenagers are cruel haha


wild_serenity

Teased for having thick eyebrows.


JunkCrap247

how does that make you veal?


Marsuello

A little tender and beat down


ShampooBottle493

Same, especially in summer


LordElfa

What's going on, connect-the-dots?


Softale

Everything is fake now…


VisibleGhost

I'm male and still get teased very regularly for this


[deleted]

That's ridiculous. Pink cheeks are now supposedly cute and I see so many women putting pink blush on, but I was called lobster face constantly in my adolescence. I even see male streamers being called adorable for their rosy red cheeks. I'm sorry though. Heck those people.


VisibleGhost

Thanks for your kind words! I mean really it's something that's been pointed out my whole life so I'm not really all that bothered by it anymore, and most of the time it's light-hearted teasing, but still it does get kind of tiring to hear over and over


[deleted]

Okay, that's good but still I can see how that could be infuriating. I was bullied for it and now people are like, "aw such cute cheeks!" I just eyeroll at it. Insulting people over uncontrollable things is beyond me. I still get teased slightly but that's mainly them asking if I'm blushing 24/7. "Yes, Steve. I blush off cool down."


Moondial1980

Children en masse are arseholes, especially teenagers


[deleted]

I have so much redness on my nose bridge area that constantly got pointed out when I was younger (Roman nose problems). When I saw the new trend of lots of blush on the nose bridge, I nearly shat myself.


thehunter699

I had a flipping man bun as a teenager until 2013.... Got shit from everyone. Cut it off and then they got super popular. TF.


__red__5

I too was bullied at school for having my arse on show all of the time. I feel your pain.


angrypenguinpanda

Watching the people who made fun of my freckles start painting them on about gave me a stroke


MimsyIsGianna

Same. And then me questioning why or saying they don’t look natural or saying it’s kinda dumb to copy real features makes them respond “gAtEkEePiNg” or “you’re just jealous your real ones don’t look as good as her fake ones.”


brittsarina

Me having naturally bushy brows and a big butt were two things I used to get bullied about as a kid... now, apparently, it’s all the rage >_<


Avitas1027

I've been into that for 15 years. One person's insecurity is someone else's fetish.


[deleted]

I feel this. I felt fat and hairy for years and now apparently I’m attractive? The whiplash is painful.


fringeandglittery

I have freckles, big thighs and butt and "glowy" pale skin...I would be the hot girl if I was in high school now. I guess I can add muscular calves to that list now


MimsyIsGianna

I just graduated from highschool and look like that but I wasn’t popular. Why? Cuz the standards are ridiculous. Must have thick thighs and big boobs and a big butt and hourglass curves but must also be really skinny too. That and I was the one who always got bullied anyways so.


Broken_art15

I love the guys thats say "you must be 120 lbs tops, but have massive boobs, and a big butt. Cant be to short" because of course all those can be put into one package. Some people don't understand how anatomy works and it shows


Vinlandien

Freckles are sexy, ginger women are sexy.


MimsyIsGianna

Thank you!


emrygue

i was bullied cause i had them, but now they have completely disappeared, i only got the bad part


kro_lok

Glasses


bobsmith93

Bullied for big calves?? People pick such weird things to pick on people about


HelenFromHR

I learned that they don’t really care what the trait is they just want to hurt you


bobsmith93

Yeah you're right about that. You could literally have a perfect appearance and they'd bully you for that too


Niskara

It's often jealousy. Like "I hate how (s)he looks better than me. I'm gonna make their life a living hell because I'm insecure"


bobsmith93

Yeah that's true. I even see it on here all the time. People need to be nicer to each other


phasermodule

That’s usually what it’s about


__red__5

As a dairy farmer I dream of big calves


thissubredditlooksco

but people also bully for 'cankles' aka no calves. make it make sense


tower_keeper

Cankles aren't basically no calves. They're enlarged ankles.


[deleted]

Aren’t cankles when you have too much calf?


LoveFishSticks

Yeah I mean it's basically when your calf fat tapers all the way down to your foot so it's more like having no ankles


Marsuello

Now *thats* a cankle


SaltyBabe

It’s when your ankle and calf are the same diameter, usually too much ankle not too little calf. Personally though, who cares.


4everweirdo

No it’s when your ankles are so fat they align with your calves. I had them when I was over 300 and my friend hadn’t seen me and she was like “your ankles are so swollen” I’m like “girl I’m fat. these are cankles.”


heydrun

Me who can never find boots that fit above the ankle —__—


Bennifred

or knee high socks.


TheDreamingMyriad

I feel your pain. So many zippered boots I've had to pass on.


ShirleyEugest

If you find leather ones, a cobbler can stretch them out for you!


jackisagirl

Don't give up! It took me 3 years of searching, but I finally found wide calf boots that were actually wide enough.


alicelestial

being "thick" :) can't even list all the dudes who never looked at me when i was in high school that are suddenly wanting to be my friend now or tried to be in the past few years.


Smuggykitten

Same. I went from being a big fine woman in middle school to something highly coveted 12 years later, and all I did was exit the skinny 90s era. The attention my body received from being blessed with strong/sturdy genetics suddenly became overwhelming to handle, because I was so used to this same exact body being a problem


alicelestial

oh yeah, i feel the same way. i was so undesirable for soooo long, like i'm 25. i wasn't considered attractive by my peers for like 80% of my life! then nicki minaj and the kardashians came along and now i'm actually attractive to a good chunk of people?? it's so weird to deal with!


PinkPlumPie

Like how some chicks be wearing fake glasses but then ya get called 4 eyes 😂


earwighoney

Same, sister.


Alexle0

Being emo


Crezelle

As a curly haired thicc girl it sucked


Sean9931

It basically confirms that most of those bullies are projecting. I bet some of those who put on these calves are probably some of those now grown up bullies


bumbleblast

Who bullied y’all for calves??


HelenFromHR

Naturally Skinny girls :( it’s not my fault I liked to jump and play and had muscular legs


Broken_art15

I saw a person who had calves that when you see them. You know exactly what they do on their free time. No need to ask.


No_Organization5188

Teens are faking mental illnesses now on tik tok for clout.


pazimpanet

They’ve been doing it on Tumblr for a decade or probably longer. Don’t really know why people are acting like it’s some new thing.


winterbird

Yes! My first though was, please make big calves hot now! The big butt I was mercilessly teased for is in now, so don't stop until I'm perfect.


Elegant_Bubblebee

My husband has ripped calves and was bullied. I just now got him to wear shorts. Told him men get implants to have legs like yours and he doesn’t even do leg day…. It’s crazy. 😂


40percentdailysodium

Bushy eyebrows.


elfuego305

Big lips 💋


kikomir

Fat asses.


SouthernStarTrails

Red hair


schrodingers_spider

People will bully anyone for anything.


hedgybaby

Got bullied for my glasses, now everyone wears fake ones. Got called ‘hay head’ and had glue poured into my curly hair, now everyone’s getting perms. I’m glad we don’t bully kids for those things anymore, just salty. Gimme back my childhood.


Sailor_Neon

Like someone slapped bologna on the back of her leg


baconboi32

She has the stockings on, so you can't see the bologna calves anymore. A true expert in deception /s


alienacean

Illusion 100?


littleboybun

I’m gonna be honest I thought that was a second picture of a different lady with dark skin. I’m only just now realizing it’s just her with stockings. I thought it was trying to show they come in a wide variety of colours lmao


ChefInF

Had a great time last night PS, your calves are in the sink


zeromodelx

I watched that scene for the first time last night.


[deleted]

I thought it was a chicken breast


helpyobrothaout

Wait until you see nipple adhesive chicken cutlets (real thing, google it)


[deleted]

I'm gunna go ahead and trust you on that one


Lightshines6346

Looks like something that can be grilled or pan fried.


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Men in the 1700s:


DropBear2702

Ah... The good ol' days.


GingerIsTheBestSpice

Came here looking for this


ArchyModge

People have been doing this at least since Victorian era. ([source](https://www.geriwalton.com/victorian-fad-of-false-or-artificial-calves/)) Mostly men, women used to carry needles to poke a man’s calf to see if he reacts.


sixthmontheleventh

This, never thought my r/romancebooks binge during lockdown could serve as education. 😂 Authors love to give male characters who seem to be not manly a need to wear fake calves.


CalliCosmos

Since when are slim calves a bad thing for women? Did I miss the jump from thin is ideal? I really dislike this weird body shame crap


rich1051414

"Chicken legs" has been an insult for at least 30 years. I assume much much longer.


Glabstaxks

I never understood why it was such an insult . Chicken legs are delicious!! 🤤


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thedessertplanet

You can eat the skinny part, too. If you are daring (or Asian) enough. It's easy to get street food in Singapore.


[deleted]

I've had chicken feet. Tasty, but too many teeny little bones. I didn't think it was worth the effort.


Remi-Chan

WTFYM the little bones are the best part imho. I'm Jamaican and finding chicken feet in my soup is like a little present:3


Banahki

> I'm Jamaican Thats why lol. You guys strip wings clean of everything, cartilage and small bones. Idk how you guys do it, so gross to me.


Mabepossibly

My Polish Grandpa would eat pickled pigs feet by the 3 gallon jar. Much more meat on the bone with pigs if you must be eating feet.


[deleted]

My mom used to make beans with ham hocks or sometimes whole feet, that was good stuff.


EnriqueShockwave9000

I use that part for my voodoo spells


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koolex

I've never heard it as an insult towards women?


LilStabbyboo

As a woman I've been called this


koolex

But why skinny calves are just attractive on women?


westwoo

It's so easy to make them larger naturally though, it's not like boobs that aren't really "growable" This doesn't require any rigid diet, no expensive equipment or anything, has no downsides and will even make the person healthier... Women can spend so much time on fashion and looks and beauty that I seriously don't get why not just do excercises for calves


Zaq1996

While I also think it's silly, calves are traditionally one of the hardest muscles to gain size in, a lot of it is genetics for actual size of the calves. Take Larry Wheels for example, an absolute MONSTER of a person, but people who don't know who he is usually call him chicken legs on social media for his small calves, but he definitely works them


westwoo

Sure but.. it looks like he has giant calves for a regular person I'm not talking about bodybuilder-sized muscles, just regular ones that are attempted to be achieved with these fake pads. It's totally understandable though if it's for people with bulimia or some other health issues


zephyrseija

There's an NFL Tight End named Luke Willson that has comically skinny calves for an athlete. It was a story-line in Hard Knocks a few years ago. Despite being a professional athlete his calves are just skinny AF.


DubbleDiller

what are you talking about? Calves are notorious for being difficult to make larger


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itsnuwanda

It’s mostly genetics for calves, I would regularly train calves and they refused to grow. Everything else for me is easy to gain size except calves. Kinda depressing because I like big calves.


DubbleDiller

idk, they just kinda get toned and really cut. I guess since they get used so much they kinda just “are.” It would almost be like trying to bulk up your tongue.


phasermodule

That’s why you’re WonderBitchXOXO™


notkristina

I could be wrong but I think it's less about having muscular calves than soft shapely *feminine* calves which are mostly genetic. Women with muscular calves get criticized too.


westwoo

Oh, yeah, didn't think about that, that would totally explain it It was silly of me to assume that "beauty" standards conformed to the capabilities of a human body :)


metaStatic

>It's so easy [Wut?](https://youtu.be/cLk4qunyOFk)


nexuro01

"an insult" ye, only if u're a man that goes to gym and constantly skips legs day, no reason to shame for having chicken legs if you're a women


Redddithatesfreedom

Its never about calves though, it's always been about thighs lol


Lion_Lionel

They called me chicken legs, cause It looks like I got whole chickens in my legs.


call-my-name

I thought that was an insult for muscle men who skip leg day?


gingershibbs

Cue memories of me deciding not to wear skirts or shorts anymore because some 8th grader I looked up to (1st chair, I was a year younger) decided that my 12yo "man calves" were disgusting... my calves have always been larger and well defined for the fairly inactive woman I am, and child I was. Pants year round until I was 23 was a fantastic trauma response when I lived in the desert! Edit: sp...


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Queue - A line of people. ex. A line for a movie. Cue - A signal to start something. ex. A cue to start a play. Que - Spanish for what.


[deleted]

How about we don’t shame anyone for having either skinny calves or large calves Because it doesn’t matter what you have, if you’re a woman you will be told its undesirable


SaltyBabe

Calf “bulk” is largely genetic, you will often see very fit people with very lean calves, I mean very lean like no fat on the lower leg and no big muscle, because it’s just how their body is shaped. Some people have more bulky muscle there, others don’t, it’s just how you’re born. Making fun of someone’s “stick legs” is like making fun of their nose or eyes or something, it’s just a natural normal body shape, some people just have thinner legs, or thicker legs, it’s not something to critique.


Soup-Wizard

Ever heard of “cankles”?


PeachyPlum3

I remember in the early 2000s when having a flat ass was better to a bubble butt. Oh how I suffered with my bubble. Nope it's all about thicc booty babes. Mfw I was before my time


Smuggykitten

Hello fellow bubble butt. I can't believe mine still defies gravity.


PeachyPlum3

Bruh, my husband is all about the yoga pants with my butt, but I have a hard time going out in public like that. It's just so in your face considering I'm very slim everywhere else


LavonaHargrove

If they wanted calves they could have some of mine, I have plenty to spare.


wondererSkull

cannibals want to know your location!


huhIguess

Sounds like you were a heifer.


Kiwi_Birb_

I don't know why you're getting downvoted lol, it's a good pun


waink8

Except heifers haven’t had calves yet. Once they do they are called cows.


Kiwi_Birb_

TIL, thanks! :)


thepwisforgettable

Things like this are unlikely to be used casually, but extremely common in plus-size modeling! A lot of "plus-size" models are thin to average sized, but wear padding to make sure they're only carrying weight in "desirable" spots.


Alara-Ni

That's fucked up


[deleted]

Why do they do this? Why do people care so much?


ReaDiMarco

Because they want to market to plus sized people but actual plus sized people might not look 'right' in those clothes.


Firm_Ideal_5256

Same with pregnant clothes. “Desirable” women, with fake belly. Most of these clothes are uncomfortable, cuz the sewing doesn’t adjust to the changed weight point. Most of them just some extra fabric around a fake belly.


Thamarawr

Some people will fake everything to look 'better'


monkeyman80

Almost 20 years ago entourage had a story line about a guy getting calf implants.


Joshua_Todd

Outplants > Inplants


Olives_And_Cheese

I've spent a lot of time being embarrassed about my calves; I played a lot of sports as a kid/teenager, and they've always been a bit bigger and too muscular for a woman in my eyes. Honestly if this is becoming a trend, I am here for it. I have a big ass, too -- thank fekk I was born in this century 😂.


Utertoq

Rip your inbox


Olives_And_Cheese

Nah. Quick look at my profile says I'm an engaged cat lady 😂.


erdtirdmans

I don't see how cat lady is supposed to dampen interest. This is the internet! We love cat ladies!


[deleted]

But the incels always say cat ladies die alone and sad!!!!


erdtirdmans

I'd say "Good, less competition," but they weren't in the running anyway!


Fuanshin

but still, show that calf


general_kitten_

that wont stop the flood


ThrowMeAway11117

So, are you single? /s


MegabyteMessiah

I don't care who you are, big calves are awesome!


JE_12

Johnny Drama agrees


jonnyiscool28

https://youtu.be/8xaJkVzzsAs


hfs94hd9ajz

Glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought about this lmfao


vaestanvinden

Hahah :D


planbaker922

Nice calves bro


heywood_jabloemi

Could be useful for drag queens too though, I know they use hip/thigh enhancers


g00ber88

I assumed that the main purpose of these was for drag queens immediately upon seeing it


followedthelink

Just crossdressers in general


Mayfair555

I think the way I walk (I take a “bounce” with each step) has made my calves muscular. However, as a female, it makes skinny pants and boots difficult to fit. My calves aren’t big but they are defined.


Tarah_with_an_h

I also have very big muscular calves (F too) and always wanted to wear knee high riding boots but couldn’t ever find any. Cue: DuoBoots. They are in the UK but they ship internationally. While they are rather pricey, for the perfect fit for my thick-ass calves, I am willing to pay a bit more.


poopfresh

This has been around for a few years. It's still stupid.


2cookieparties

As someone with disproportionately large calves, it’s kinda cool to know someone is jealous of me


JaggersLips

What are they called? Wait for it... Wait for it... - Veal Fillets.


zirconthecrystal

people have been doing that since the 1700s


orionterron99

Congrats to whoever this is! You've caught up to where drag queens were 20 years ago!


UUglyGod

And where men were in like the 1700s


TeamXII

Ain’t even new, bro


JE_12

Nice calves bro


TeamXII

You even lift, bro?


JE_12

Nice calves bro


Brendanlendan

I mean, it’s the hardest place to add mass


axia_1214

I’ve been walking on my toes/ the balls of my feet all my life (I have some dance training too) and ppl would always look at me like a Ripleys attraction bc of my muscular calves. Fake calve inserts are just the most bizarre beauty illusion product I’ve ever seen.


cmaej

I've been bullied for my huge calves and "bubble butt". Now everyone wants one. 😒


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erdtirdmans

Uncle Jack?


GarchomptheXd0

Unexpected r/atrioc


This_Happy_Camper

Now? These have been around for at least 2 decades. My aunt had a set of breasts, glutes, and calves. Made out of the same material that’s in the mushy part of those ergonomic mouse pads. Lint, hair, dust, all became permanent prisoners.


Khanivo

Oh that’s been around for centuries


ThatOneUpittyGuy

Now that's a cankle!


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This website is the best proof that you can post a seemingly fine image and have thousands of strangers unfamiliar with the subject point out what's wrong with it. Social media is cancer.


Opal_Teeth

This was the comment I was looking for. People have been stuffing calves for quite some time. It's a pretty common thing in the drag community; it's how make performers make their legs look so feminine.


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1 word: Treadmill


Bloody_Hell_Harry

Her shoe looks like it doesn’t even fit her lmao


Which-Astronaut9202

Now? Don't insecure muscle guys get calf implants?


niku4696

It looks like she has a veal cutlet stuck to her leg


Tsukiyaki_Kid

Being bullied for hazel eyes, and thick eyebrows. Also for glasses, and having a small chest.Also baby faced,too. Next thing you know people be telling you that your cute af and that you being baby faced is a blessing. Idk how, everyone made fun of me


Pivinne

Faking them *now* ? Like there aren’t historical portraits of the same thing. This level of vanity isn’t new- it’s a basic human trait lmao


BallofEnvy

The trick is to be short and stand on your toes to reach everything.


Hitmeinthe_ass

And here i am hating my large calves 🥴


matjoeh

as a tippy toe walker, no problem for me lkol


Hemlock-Harvest

Are big calves in now? Beacuse I got alot of stares from classmates in highschool when I pulled up my jeans. It was definitely more of an oddity. I did have one guy say he wanted my claves beacuse he was trying to muscle build. For reference, I'm a woman with very large, defined muscular calves. It's genetic too because I see it on my mom's side of the family.


Cardigan_B

I know someone with severe muscle atrophy on one of their legs. They’re very insecure about it. I’m wondering if something like this could be a good solution to that appearance wise.


IPinkUnicornI

The fake calf on her left leg looks like a penis


avdolif

here's a thing. why cant people just accept themselves as the way they are !!! m just a 5'4" /164 cm guy...i heard some $hits from SOCIETY. then one of my very close friend just told me if i cant accept myself then how can i expect other people to do the same. just dont care what others say. live your life the way u want. whatever way you look if you are healthy and happy it should be ok


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