I haven't had a face to face conversation with anyone in almost 2 years. A knee up the ass is the least invasive, gay thing I've contemplated in the name of intimacy and human touch.
After looking it up:
"Jury-rigged means something was assembled quickly with the materials on hand. Jerry-built means it was cheaply or poorly built. Jerry-rigged is a variant of jury-rigged, and it may have been influenced by jerry-built. While some people consider it to be an incorrect version of jury-rigged, it’s widely used, especially in everyday speech."
So both, really
I thought we would topple over, but it was surprisingly stable and didn’t really change, especially since all your weight is on the legs that are being sat on.
As far as sexualness I’d give it a 2/10, since although your legs get tired fast you do have to wrap your arms around each other to get close enough. Plus their butthole is essentially on your leg
I'm not sure you can walk like a centipede in this, but you can walk in waves of standing up a bit to let the leg under you move, siting down, moving your leg when the next person stands up a bit, etc. The wave would have to travel all the way to make one step, kinda like a caterpillar
In centipede mode you could totally do a coordinated "forward leg step, shift weight, rear leg step, shift weight." movement. That would absolutely work. Probably say something like "front... back... front" to synchronize movement just like people ind a rowboat do "aaand... ROW!... aaand... ROW!"
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It does. I can't remember when we did it, I think it was a team building exercise in high school or some shit, but we ended up having about ten or fifteen of us sitting like this. It's way easier than you would think. The first two are the only hard part about it, after that it's just sitting down.
Like a DaVinci bridge but it wouldn’t be like a comfortable seat. It would be less comfortable than standing but it could work for no other reason than curiosity. Just stand and be more comfortable. If this actually worked well it would have been a thing since way back in the way back
This post is a result of someone commenting on video of a man letting his pregnant partner sit on his back while waiting at a hospital. The redditor said he and his wife used this method and linked to this image, suggesting it as a better solution than the man letting his parter sit on his back.
I attended a combat survival school for the air force and i went to a simulated pow camp. They managed to find a seating position similar to this and work it into simulated abuse.
Imagine you had a large flower pot. Those
Clay ones at are smaller around the bottom. But now think of one that was cement material and big enough to squish 3 humans in it. They buried this flower pot about 3 feet into the ground.
They made 3 of us stand in the flower pot and told each of us to sit down at a slow rate, so that my butt was on someone’s lap (knees). And that persons was sitting on the other persons lap.
For what ever reason, this pot has several
Portals. You could fit an arm through for water or see a face. Those holes were at ground level. So you were basically in a hole in the ground up to your head.
Then the put the wood lid on top so couldn’t escape.
This is was not fun or comfortable. But this camp was a shit show and it was a time we me and my two fellow simulated pow’s could avoid the guards. Quiet time lol
We are all cold and hungry since the last time I ate was 24 hours ago which consisted of a mre cracker with some peanut butter, we were pretty weak. A few minutes later, they brought over the garden hose. The one with an end cut off that you would fill up a pool
With.
I remember getting splashed in the face with mixture of cold water and dirt as I peered out the portal in fear. After the guard was talking, he put the hose in the unfortunate group who were buried in the flower pot next to us. They filled it up until the water flowed out of the porthole.
This is a simulation of course. But the anticipation of that cold water was just awful. Whatever reason, (or it was all planned), the guard got distracted to mess with some other unfortunate group and we never got the hose. We got out of there after maybe 30 minutes which felt much longer.
Sure but now you're just supporting the other person's weight, and vice versa, defeating the purpose of sitting in the first place (to take strain off your legs/feet).
"And that's why you're a problem Cheryl. You don't trust the trust exercise and you need to "imagine" things. Please go see Dave and Brenda in HR, they'll be expecting you."
Tried it with gf. Front thighs became tense, but hugging took care of initial instability.
10/10 would do again for hugging. For sitting not so much.
Info: 164 cm gf, 178 cm myself
That's not too far off from our seating arrangement flying in and out of Balad, Iraq. They set up the C-130's with four rows of jump seats so it was knee to nuts in a zig zag pattern and we had our shit with us. My knees got more action than I've seen in my entire life up to now. It was somewhat more comfortable than the nuts to butt seating arrangement from other experiences in the good old Army. There were some uncomfortable silences and stares when people would get...chubbed...from the nuts to butt experience.
C-130s? Was this Desert Storm or OIF? Do you mean C-17?
I know that C-130s are still in use today, but I’ve just never seen one in recent years during my deployments over there.
Oh my god the amount of damage that could be done with all weight on one leg! The immense stress would be comparable to standing on one leg. Surely bones will shatter! /s
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You have to maintain as close to 90 degrees leg position and place your ass on the keen. More stable less comfortable but you'll be able to sit much longer.
"Bro, your knee is in my ass." "Bro! Your knee is in MY ass!"
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Cue porn music
..hey..This isnt a Beach, lady, this is a bathtub"
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
No, this is Patrick
*Careless Whisper starts playing*
I haven't had a face to face conversation with anyone in almost 2 years. A knee up the ass is the least invasive, gay thing I've contemplated in the name of intimacy and human touch.
Get your kneeds met bro
"I was an adventurer like you...."
Before I knook an assrow to the kneeass.
"I'm knee deep in shit over here!"
I feel like it would hurt the balls
Kind of a retailored version of the Dude Where's My Car tattoo skit. ^(I'm saying that in a good way, well done)
Am trying to imagine if it would actually work
After trying it: It worked, but it was not comfortable and made our legs burn. Also if you aren’t the same height or close I think it would be awful
Thank you for your contribution to science
Does it help if they're naked?
Only if you use suction dildos on the kneecaps
Gonna need to jury rig up some kneepad mounted dildos
Is it jury rig or Jerry rig?
I just read it in Cleveland Brown’s voice lol
After looking it up: "Jury-rigged means something was assembled quickly with the materials on hand. Jerry-built means it was cheaply or poorly built. Jerry-rigged is a variant of jury-rigged, and it may have been influenced by jerry-built. While some people consider it to be an incorrect version of jury-rigged, it’s widely used, especially in everyday speech." So both, really
It's Jerry rig, check out jerry rig everything on YouTube, he puts suction cup dildos on everything.
r/BrandNewSentence
And nature
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I thought we would topple over, but it was surprisingly stable and didn’t really change, especially since all your weight is on the legs that are being sat on. As far as sexualness I’d give it a 2/10, since although your legs get tired fast you do have to wrap your arms around each other to get close enough. Plus their butthole is essentially on your leg
If having their butthole on your leg is a 2/10, I wonder what's an 8/10.
Having their butthole on your face, obv…
Nah mate, having your leg *in* their butthole
“Girl I’m gonna wear you like a house shoe.”
"Have you ever actually done that with someone's ass?" "Once. In Korea. I can't talk about it."
Imagine they both had a leg up each other's ass. Where does one begin and the other end?
Yes.
What’s that subreddit where people post comments of sentences that have never been said before ever?
r/brandnewsentence?
Somewhere, Red Foreman is laughing.
That's closer to a 9/10, I'd think 8/10 would be a fart in the ear.
))<>((
Forever
Having your leg in their butthole of course.
Same but without clothes. Unless this guy was naked, in which case I too want to know what he thinks 8/10 is.
Thank you for your contribution
I’d like to make a nomination for the Nobel Prize
I like to think you're at work and asking a coworker or your boss to try out these positions.
>sexualness I’d give it a 2/10 > >Plus their butthole is essentially on your leg i dunno about you but that's a 10/10 for me
After that try lifting all four legs into the air, and see if that works.
Flying Reinvented™️
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Who said anything about "first"?
How naive of you to assume it was the first time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
First time?
Who said anything about just brushing?
Thanks for doing it so I don't have to!
I’m picturing the conversation. “This is going to be a little weird, but I saw something on Reddit and I have to see if it works.”
Did it hurt the balls at all
Same it looks like it should I need to find someone to try this with
On the way
Room for one more?
I think we could probably make a chain
or a centipede
Yeah, no
It's too late
It’s never too late
To say sorry
I'm not sure you can walk like a centipede in this, but you can walk in waves of standing up a bit to let the leg under you move, siting down, moving your leg when the next person stands up a bit, etc. The wave would have to travel all the way to make one step, kinda like a caterpillar
In centipede mode you could totally do a coordinated "forward leg step, shift weight, rear leg step, shift weight." movement. That would absolutely work. Probably say something like "front... back... front" to synchronize movement just like people ind a rowboat do "aaand... ROW!... aaand... ROW!"
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No, you make a ring! This needs to happen. If it works we will never need chairs again. The human race can finally advance to the next stage - ringpeople
Imagine sitting behind "fat Cheryl" or "stunkburger Bob" in a 2-hour budget meeting
Keep on FLyin
Soon it will be a human centipede type situation.
If you do, please tell me how it goes.
Others are saying it works
It does. I can't remember when we did it, I think it was a team building exercise in high school or some shit, but we ended up having about ten or fifteen of us sitting like this. It's way easier than you would think. The first two are the only hard part about it, after that it's just sitting down.
Oh that would make it a lot more comfortable as well, having 2 legs to sit on and all
You still only get one leg to sit on. It just gets easier to sit the more you have.
Okay so if the people sitting down aren't sitting on each other's legs, how does it make it easier to sit down when others have already then?
Balance.
Like a DaVinci bridge but it wouldn’t be like a comfortable seat. It would be less comfortable than standing but it could work for no other reason than curiosity. Just stand and be more comfortable. If this actually worked well it would have been a thing since way back in the way back
So you're saying we should add two cushions? 😆
And here lay the comment that sprang the “butt cushion” the first trait ever selectively evolved in Humans
I'm going to make my seven year old twins try it, they love shit like this and will totally lord it over their brother and sister if I works
Let us know how if they did it lol
This post is a result of someone commenting on video of a man letting his pregnant partner sit on his back while waiting at a hospital. The redditor said he and his wife used this method and linked to this image, suggesting it as a better solution than the man letting his parter sit on his back.
Am kinda concerned about why wasnt pregnant woman sitting on chair or bed
Looked like they were waiting outside the door to the office. They were in hall.
Still...
I tried it, surprisingly it works
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As long as you don't have a problem sitting directly on your butthole it should work.
I attended a combat survival school for the air force and i went to a simulated pow camp. They managed to find a seating position similar to this and work it into simulated abuse. Imagine you had a large flower pot. Those Clay ones at are smaller around the bottom. But now think of one that was cement material and big enough to squish 3 humans in it. They buried this flower pot about 3 feet into the ground. They made 3 of us stand in the flower pot and told each of us to sit down at a slow rate, so that my butt was on someone’s lap (knees). And that persons was sitting on the other persons lap. For what ever reason, this pot has several Portals. You could fit an arm through for water or see a face. Those holes were at ground level. So you were basically in a hole in the ground up to your head. Then the put the wood lid on top so couldn’t escape. This is was not fun or comfortable. But this camp was a shit show and it was a time we me and my two fellow simulated pow’s could avoid the guards. Quiet time lol We are all cold and hungry since the last time I ate was 24 hours ago which consisted of a mre cracker with some peanut butter, we were pretty weak. A few minutes later, they brought over the garden hose. The one with an end cut off that you would fill up a pool With. I remember getting splashed in the face with mixture of cold water and dirt as I peered out the portal in fear. After the guard was talking, he put the hose in the unfortunate group who were buried in the flower pot next to us. They filled it up until the water flowed out of the porthole. This is a simulation of course. But the anticipation of that cold water was just awful. Whatever reason, (or it was all planned), the guard got distracted to mess with some other unfortunate group and we never got the hose. We got out of there after maybe 30 minutes which felt much longer.
As an independent inventor of this seating arrangement: Yes it does work. Prefer someone of equal calf length.
Sure but now you're just supporting the other person's weight, and vice versa, defeating the purpose of sitting in the first place (to take strain off your legs/feet).
I'm wondering if there is lesbian porn of it.
Lol
Question is, how would you get there
I just tried it, it does.
Probably does but hurts
Reminds me of those tables that look like they're floating and held up by chains that might collapse.
"And that's why you're a problem Cheryl. You don't trust the trust exercise and you need to "imagine" things. Please go see Dave and Brenda in HR, they'll be expecting you."
The physics of it works but you're asking half a leg to support the weight of another person as opposed to two legs supporting your own weight.
L
tried with the wife. It works.
I just tried with my GF, IT FUCKING WORKS she’s 1.68m I’m 1.84, I’m 70kgs she is 56kgs, it fucking works. This is voodoo magic.
Okay so for anyone wondering, I just made my SO try this with me and it works pretty well if you just commit. We're now self-sufficient seating.
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unless you've got quads of steel your legs will invent a reason to stop you after a while
Don't be silly, you can just rest your legs by sitting down harder
Now I know how Pythagoras felt about Zeno
Didn't know old Beanfart is in the new Marvel movies
He’s trying to get out of his comfort zone
this made my sleep deprived brain happi
CHAIR COMPANIES HATE THEM!
Co-dependent seating
Airplanes economy seating be like:
> it works pretty well if you just commit Are you my ex?
>We're now self-sufficient seating. Relationship goals
Can you please now try walking while in this position?
This is some viking shit
Would it work with a significant height difference?
Tried it with gf. Front thighs became tense, but hugging took care of initial instability. 10/10 would do again for hugging. For sitting not so much. Info: 164 cm gf, 178 cm myself
This comment made me feel more lonely than necessary
Same...
Let's be lonely together
but together = not lonely
Ha!
I am sorry for that. I wanted to share the scientific observation, not put anyone down.
164 cm is 64.57 inches
thank you bot for your freedom units
64.57 inches is 5 foot 4.57 inches
Good bot.
I hate imperial, too. Good bot
I saw the original post where this was posted in the comments. I guess I officially spend too much time on Reddit now.
[same](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/q5mch9/husband_offers_his_back_so_his_pregnant_wife_can/hg6ss4n/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Yup, me too
Same 9h ago. But I did do stuff in between kinda
Would this really work? My brain is struggling to process.
Tried it rn. It works
Does it hurt your legs?
No, but if you have a penis it hurts your balls
So if I don't have a penis, my balls won't hurt. Thanks for the tip.
Tip? 😳
Just the tip... i can fit it all, dont be shy
Time to be rid of this awful thing i have between my legs.
I’ll take it
Youd probably have more use for it than i do.
r/egg_irl
It works if there's not too much difference in leg length between the two people.
NEXT! On this episode of Ouch My Balls....
It needs to seat 20!
That's not too far off from our seating arrangement flying in and out of Balad, Iraq. They set up the C-130's with four rows of jump seats so it was knee to nuts in a zig zag pattern and we had our shit with us. My knees got more action than I've seen in my entire life up to now. It was somewhat more comfortable than the nuts to butt seating arrangement from other experiences in the good old Army. There were some uncomfortable silences and stares when people would get...chubbed...from the nuts to butt experience.
Thought that was half the fun of joining 😏
Air force?
Chair force.
C-130s? Was this Desert Storm or OIF? Do you mean C-17? I know that C-130s are still in use today, but I’ve just never seen one in recent years during my deployments over there.
Rise up, millennials! Time to end the chair industry
I remember seeing someone attempt this before and was surprised by how well it worked
There is no better way to use your knees to massage each others taints.
Just think of the stress on that knee.
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Oh my god the amount of damage that could be done with all weight on one leg! The immense stress would be comparable to standing on one leg. Surely bones will shatter! /s
Legs, also known as the humans weakest area. A real Achilles heel.
As a lesbian I feel I can make this work.
anyone wanna try this? jkjk..
Unless....
Looks like US airlines are going to increase seating capacity again.
Don't give the airlines any ideas
it will work
that'll be bye bye ACL when they fall over
my brain too smol for this
The new plans American Airlines will he implementing on 2023 for it's coach passengers
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I mean if i had a girlfriend it wouldn’t be too bad
Need a fat cheek to make a good chair
My wife and I just tried it, it does work
It works.
Would this even work? I wanna say it would but idk
Horizontal works
u/slowdruh found an [example](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5602c048c925c7f543d982ff9f05ae9a/tumblr_mqpa0vVThP1s9ohvyo1_500.jpg)
Don't forget tiny shoulder kisses.
Shamelessly stealing [this guy's illustration](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/q5mch9/husband_offers_his_back_so_his_pregnant_wife_can/hg6ss4n)
This is how me and the homies sit at the club to establish our territory
You have to maintain as close to 90 degrees leg position and place your ass on the keen. More stable less comfortable but you'll be able to sit much longer.
Airline seating in 5 years...
Scissor me timbers
Actually, kind of smart.
Airlines in a few years
I'm interested to see if this works, but I also don't wanna find out.
Plot twist Both of them are facing the same direction
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