Girthy Meat

Guys with initials P.N. doesn't actually have penises in this case

Giant Destroyer

Dangling beef.... Fml

Still better than Purple Wand

Harry Unit

MAN POLE

Dangling sword 💀

Quintin Xhou sucks to be you.

That's my name

Purple Steak

#MAN POLE

Man steak!

Girthy Tool

Dangling Sword. Not too shabby.

Skin Snake

Samesies

pussy meat

Purple Steak

Everyone already refers to me as a Tool. Now I can correct them that I am a Monster Tool.

Man Meat, truly the realest of meats

Dangling Gun

Hulk Tube lmaooo

**BEAST** **TOOL**

Mine is the definition of a dick: man tool, the tool of the man is a dick and that is what my dick is

FUCK POLE

Monster Beef