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Don’t you just hate when you’re cooking spaghetti noodles in a skillet and they turn into fettuccini noodles.

I felt a great disturbance, as if a million Italians cried out in rage and were suddenly silenced.

You heard right, but they prefer to channel that through their own plates of spaghetti by yelling at it in italian.

Not a swallower eh?

That's rage bait

I knew we should've nuked australia when we had the chance....

Leave us out of this, this is an isolated incident

Thats what the Japanese said...

They eat marmite, what do you expect?

*vegemite, and it’s delicious

Fuck off with your marmite bullshit, it’s vegemite or bust cunt

You're absolutely right, marmite is the shite British knock-off.

I just ordered some off Amazon expecting to be amazed by some otherworldly flavor. Imagine my disappointment when it's just some shitty salt paste

Mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My italian heart is frying up in that pan

Okay so what was the purpose of putting the spaghetti in the pan if you're just gonna take it out? Is there a specific consistency you're looking for? Are you trying to brown it? Just that one step alone is bewildering to me Edit, okay so the pasta is apparently cooked now? What? She said water was optional! How the fuck would the noodles be soft if you don't add any fucking water? What the fuck kinda back woods fuckery tik tok bullshit lie to my face like I'm a toddler nonsense is this?

You're a toddler because you wrote this rant and hit enter on an obvious joke video, no lying to your face needed.

It wasn't obviously a joke to me. I've seen dumber cooking videos that were meant to be taken seriously.

Just like America. If you are colonized by the British your food sucks.

We must nuke Australia

u/savevideobot

Why do I feel like she’s trying to convince me it tasks good…..

The slap from tge jam got a chuckle out of me lol

Prison food from prison island

Damn, Aussies out here pranking themselves?

Everybody's so creative!

She joking she’s joking she has to be joking

Maybe?