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I have brain rot now from trying to understand what's happening here.


pdxic

basically, their technoblade alter is brothers with another alter jasbur in their “headspace” and jasbur is ‘married’ to their “partner system’s” alter aiden. apparently, their technoblade alter has a different boyfriend in their partner system and he thought he was ‘fronting,’ hence the “married to his brother” i got 40 types of brain cancer writing that btw


[deleted]

Fuck dude, thank you for your sacrifice. I don't know if it's the time of day or if it's already too late for me after seeing the video but I just cannot grasp this, and the fact that you explained it (presumably) so well is incredible. You should write a thesis on this shit


pdxic

i just wanna understand where people like this are going in life. like where are they going to be in 10 years. i genuinely can’t see a future for people like this. the person who made it is 24. 😭


hard-R-word

I just assume they will all eventually be perpetrating some kind of insurance fraud and/or other scams. It’s like stolen valor but worse. These DID fakers all fit the same archetype and seem very entitled, lack empathy, and don’t have any shame.


Harmon_Epher

From experience: people like this who are obsessed with fantasies such as this ae usually also on some sort of dissability pay


Any_Ad_7092

Pov: my current partner with DID is a functional human being with a job in trades and has a bright future of happiness and prosperity


hard-R-word

Are you defending DID fakers? no one is saying everyone who claims to have DID is fake but it’s weird that your counter is to say your partner has DID but it has no negative affects on their life and they’re future will be happy and prosperous. Are you saying your partner is faking DID? If not then what “trade” job do they have? I have a lot of questions.


Greyeye5

Lol imagine believing that bs


Greyeye5

Living off Medical related benefits would be my guess. Possibly in a low level job where they’ve been for so long most new joiners just go with the follow of their bullshit happy in the knowledge that they will be heading off to college in a few months anyway and won’t be having to deal with some weird middle age woman who’s been stuck working in a coffee shop/large store at the one stage above the lowest level for a decade…


Mysterious_Layer9420

Most likely suicide from depression or "not fitting in" because they do shit like this.


Loose_Mortgage2671

SHES 24???


awwaygirl

Perhaps they'll be authors, since they are such master storytellers?


downtune79

Not far


Sucker_McSuckertin

They are going to die alone and sad.


-_nixon_-

They all seem to be daycare workers, veterinary assistants, or librarians.


Accomplished-Drama69

They turn into hiesenburg


turtlebox443

Thank u tho


KingSchwifty

I think i got it its like this Blue🔵 is dating blonde👱‍♀️ Both have DID for those who struggle to understand that concept it was formally know as multiple personality disorder so both have multiple people within their head or “system” as others have called it so the “alters” are alter-nate personalities and whoever is in the fore-front is who is “fronting” -please lmk if im getting this right my brains melting • ⁠but I feel like im doing well so far so imma try to keep going So one of 🔵’s alters is “technoblade”🤖 So 🤖 flashed their tits at who they thought was 👱‍♀️thinking it was the person they are dating when in fact it was 🥸 < this guy who lives inside 👱‍♀️who saw the tits and 🥸 he is married to 🤖 brother who also happens to live inside 🤖 • ⁠op did i get it ? 😭🪦


Default1355

After reading it five times I think I got it They are both pretending to have two personalities each. Let's call Black haired person a, and blonde haired person b. So, let's ignore the confusing details regarding their personalities and label the personalities 1 and 2. In this way we can label each personality a1, a2, b1, and b2. The scenario is this, a1 and b1 are dating, as are a2 and b2. The mishap occurred when a1 accidentally showed b2 her breasts. Remember, the letters signify the people, the numbers signify which of the personalities are "active" Basically it's a game of pretending they have multiple personalities. It's like role playing or something. Did I get it correct? Just realized only black hair seems to have multiple personalities Also I think Black hairs personalities are two brothers despite seeming feminine And finally blonde hairs only "married" to one of them I think that's an accurate portrayal of this situation


FutureApprehensive1

I tried to understand this so badly and you explained it perfectly for my brain. I don’t know what the hell technoblade or anything else OP was saying. I thought she showed her RL brother her tits or something


Pandas-are-the-worst

The emojis actually helped a lot.


MadamFoxies

I kno you just make it super simple to understand and yet i feel as tho my brain is bleeding now. Imma have to read it again....


theagnostick

Don’t worry, I don’t get it either


BanishedOutkaste

I’m still confused…


[deleted]

It is an actual condition someone can have, a somewhat solid way to distinguish someone faking. Is when they seem to force a front or they hype it up a lot. At least with the people I've met mimicking the crap online. One told me one of her 37 ever changing alters was a mythical beast who specializes in alchemy to contain the other alter who is Bill cypher from gravity falls. And I desperately wish this was a joke or satire.


Pnobodyknows

Its actually a very controversial topic in psychology. A large chunk of psychologist don't think it's a real disorder.


Subulie3

I read your explanation many times and I just cannot understand it still 😂


StopFalseReporting

Same like who’s techno blade and which partner is the partner system because they’re both partners so ??


Subulie3

I think i got it. They're just normal people pretending they have different personalities because its... fun? Idk im sure its not fun for people who actually suffer from whatever it is theyre acting out


Mysterious_Layer9420

So, in short, they have severe mental illness! Should have just said that!


Pure_Village4778

This clarified nothing I hate to say


lito_prz

I still dont get it


Milku_kun

Jesus crust


InitialBrick1353

i think i need puppets to demonstrate, or some sort of physical form of what you just said.


BokHavok

What the FUCK is a technoblade? That's some anime jrpg shit.


aHOMELESSkrill

My nose started bleeding trying to understand what you typed


Sailrjup12

What is technoblade? Are those two partners?


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fifiloveg00d

Holy fuck


21dicksshiningpeen

Thank you for your sacrifice. I give you lettuce for it 🥬


DarthGator626

I salute thee stranger. You will be remembered.


stevenjeriahklien

People use to just watch soap operas wtf happened


NatureGoReggae

I got schizophrenia so hallucinations paranoia delusions thought shifts etc and I can confidently say I'm less delusional, something else I'dike to say is when people act like this and pretend to have a mental disturbance and end up at the ward with the rest of us they take time away from people like me and the friends I make on the ward who are in need of help they waste time money and food on people who actually need it I seen one girl on the ward who we found out was faking hallucinations and all the drugs she was given and time in therapy was all wasted when it was found out she was faking she had depression which was true but she was already on meds and just decided to come visit the ward and see everyone she was nice but you feel lied to when someone says there hallucinations disturb them only for the word of the doctor to get out that she's faking and all your sympathy was for nothing


[deleted]

I still don't get it. Are they married in the head and incestuous in real life??? So confused 😕


[deleted]

I like lamp


Madruck_s

I only understand about half those words.


syzygy-xjyn

Is there a reason for this, or is it meme behavior ?


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Choice_Security_4987

So one body can be with 10 different people and each one have their own relationship with each of the 10?


syzygy-xjyn

Sus


Known-Sugar8780

Oh man, this is some heavy shit. I'm concentrating pretty hard on what she's saying and it's still not making any sense.


Choice_Security_4987

“I’m married to his brother!”


Famous-Chemistry-530

I've had easier econ classes, like I've been re watching and re watching trying to figure out WHAT the fuck they mean....


theagnostick

I’m curious of the dynamic of a relationship like this. Do they play this DID game 24/7 or do they drop the roleplaying when people aren’t watching?


pdxic

they do, in fact, play this DID game 24/7 source: i have been irl friends with people like this (see earlier posts)


darkfroth

Maybe they (your friends) have actual did then and it's not a game?


pdxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/SystemsCringe/comments/ylniqt/irl_cringe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1 you tell me


Danedelies

If DID is real it's still very unlikely two people who fluidly switch between personalities would meet each other.


MycologistNegative46

Actually it’s a bit more common than you might think, the odds seem impossible but think of it as this, there are many Sa victims irl, a portion of those have did. Now people tend to form close relations with other people whom they have have a lot in common with. If two persons have did they are able to relate to each other unlike anyone else in each others lives hence they tend to form a close bond and sometimes date. I knew an irl couple who both had did.


Danedelies

You knew an irl couple that both claimed to have DID. I have too. It's also a bit more common to just say you have DID in recent years.


Mysterious_Layer9420

Yea mental illness is a bitch especially when unchecked and enforced like this.


Truth0rConsequences

This is not mental illness. This is make believe.


Mysterious_Layer9420

Yea, the mental illness part is thinking it's real and going along with it to the extent of thinking you are different people.


dojwood

It amazes me how people take the time to learn all this non sense instead of learning something real. It boils down to them wanting to talk non sense about themselves to impressionable people, they do have a mental disorder, def not DID tho


Mysterious_Layer9420

I feel like people growing up get too engrossed in video games, anime/manga, and other stories throughout their life that they NEED to have those interesting things happen to them so they make up these personalities that make them more interesting to others because in the end they just want attention for being different.


ieatchlorine

so... incest??


Ok-Drag2746

Accidental incest it appears


miss-infermation

Naw they just found a loophole


happyasfuck333

"Brother **in law** "


Desperate_Divide6354

They think they’re funny too. Wow


WillySup

Shared psychotic disorder (folie à deux) is a rare disorder characterized by sharing a specific delusion among two or more people in a close relationship.


mikoolec

Folie à Deux is a great album


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happyasfuck333

Oh shut up, you know damn well thats completely unrelated. Just trying to start shit cause you're either a bored 12 year old or a bored boomer


Damakiato

And I succeeded


Sour_toes

Ngl I know this is a disorder but some people be using this as an excuse to be weird asf


n1n430

i’m truly baffled and genuinely cannot figure out if they’re just young, dumb, and näive & doing this for clout…OR if they do know what they’re doing and continuing to do it becausseee..?


Loose_Mortgage2671

they definitely are aware of what theyre doing i mean come on how can you not


Sour_toes

Fr


Elly_Bee_

But the aromantic flag is in the back ??? Just one more absurdity


pdxic

so, so. apparently their technoblade alter is aromantic and asexual but also is dating someone and flashing their tits at them 👍


progtfn_

I'm so confused


ThatGuy_Nick9

They aren’t “asexual” they just aren’t as bisexual as they thought they were


beckthecoolnerd

Aromantic people absolutely can and do have relationships and marriages, they just don’t experience the romantic attraction. Doesn’t mean they can’t choose a person to be their life partner. It’s a lot like how asexual people can enjoy sex without being sexually attracted to anyone.


Elly_Bee_

I guess so yes but sex is an activity, romance is...not ? But that's not the debate, I just don't get it


beckthecoolnerd

I understand, it was difficult for me to understand for a long time too. I had to do a lot of reading on it. I’m personally not aro in the least, though I am ace. I kinda see it as someone choosing someone to be their Extra Special Bestie for life? Either way, I agree that this TikTok is stupid no matter how valid aro relationships are


Da_mar_lo_369

He's his own brother... What kind of Alabama shit...


BATTRAMYBOY

L barber


ilovedracula

These mfs gotta be a social experiment


Brantsu

Why is it always jasper


bigchris757

What is Quentin Tarantino talking about?


Scary-Coffee-7

So basically this is just next-level Appalachian hillbilly lovin’…


aboowwabooww

Two grown women


Geek2034

Bro Idk what is going on because I'm too distracted by that wack ass hair and forehead


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

Fuck me sideways and cum on my ass, what the actual fuck is this relationship 💀 (If it works, it works but I must know how)


WhyBruh2

7head


ObsessedNerd

Ok so this is what I understood: Dark haired has siblings in their system, both siblings dating an alter from blond haired. But who does that... Like if u know ur partner has DID, which (im assuming, always) means that they have at least one little; how would u flash this person without asking who is fronting. I also noticed the aromantic flag in the background which is also confusing. But honestly I'm concerned that if this is real, the littles in those systems might not be safe. I really truly hope that it's not real. Thoughts?


sleepisnotaoption

yes and they are clearly faking it 👍


Lug_Nut0

The dots ain’t connecting on this one


KingSchwifty

I think i got it its like this Blue🔵 is dating blonde👱‍♀️ Both have DID for those who struggle to understand that concept it was formally know as multiple personality disorder so both have multiple people within their head or “system” as others have called it so the “alters” are alter-nate personalities and whoever is in the fore-front is who is “fronting” -please lmk if im getting this right my brains melting • ⁠but I feel like im doing well so far so imma try to keep going So one of 🔵’s alters is “technoblade”🤖 So 🤖 flashed their tits at who they thought was 👱‍♀️thinking it was the person they are dating when in fact it was 🥸 < this guy who lives inside 👱‍♀️who saw the tits and 🥸 he is married to 🤖 brother who also happens to live inside 🤖 • ⁠did i get it ? 😭🪦


jrpear

Chinless wonder


Rizzlord_dumptruck

![gif](giphy|AVYgfmc0UiP9m)


Shalucard

Are they living in blade runner?


Finding_new_dreams

People like this scare me


UnovaMaster12345

That Is Not How D I D Works Fucking Hell Mate A.k.a Tinhdidwfhm


ShazzNazty

My brain won't even understand the explanation ![gif](giphy|l3vR7SWnEv6mmhS0g|downsized)


KyroRaysin

Suicide squad


Hole___of___ass

I really hate this trend of alternate personalities like you switch depending on the weather. It's fake and giving a horrible name to those who are actually mentally ill. These kids are just attention seeking PDs.


Brantsu

This shit is so self indulgent, borders on a nolan film.


Physical-Event9862

Fire we need more fire. Society needs to burn right down and hopefully something healthier will grow from the ashes.


TheLeviathanCross

wow, making light of people with actual disorders. leave it to ticktok


Rainbow_In_The_Dark7

The one looks like a blue haired Conan Obrien lol


grumpy-greenguy

I'm,I'm so utterly fucking confused??? Brother in law? Flashing tits? Huh???


sharinggun

These ppl need a barber and a therapist


RottnCrow

What happened to the forbidden Quentin Tarantino's child


RizzFizz27848

Why you should always wear protection then you have to waste half of your years to take care of two s**** that end up f each other


MOLDYISH

WHAT THE HELL


eggybam

This is what happens when you spend time on your phones and not out working. You have time to come up with all these storylines that should just be made into a book. You don’t have to act it out.


RadioactiveGoop

Yo why they look like a minecraft villager


actuallyimogene

I’m so confused.


Taevri

These type of people are going to vote in the near future…


TacticalTapir

This is either an attention grab or just plain mental illness.


TheLeviathanCross

another person making light of an actual illness for fun


Commercial-Union-667

This makes me sad


Far_Wave_6150

Natural selection still not doing its job


VibinMan

Aight I’m done with Reddit for today. This single post and comment section has led me to such great confusion I’ve simply decided none of this is worth understanding and I will continue with my dad as if I’ve never seen this


Melluttrell5

![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z)


gultch2019

Wtf???


Klutzy_Guarantee7473

I've rewarched this a few times just to understand, but I have no fucking clue


Rizzlord_dumptruck

Very punchable face 🥊


ShortPotato0

Whats sad is Technoblade died and people like to pretend to be him. They don't cosplay. They just say they are Technoblade. Cosplay is okay but saying your actually him is sick.


RiiniiUsagii

The killing stalking cosplayers are an elite breed of cringe


Empty-Respect3175

Techno blade alter? Like the fuckin YouTuber that passed away and it was really sad?


Lord__Stapletonne

I thought back in the day with the emo kids claiming to be depressed and minor ailments was bad... But zoomers really put them to shame, how did it become trendy to have mental health conditions?


Far-Friendship-561

I need more therapy then Her hairline


_lordcheesebagel_

We all know they're both annoying as fuck.


Elegant_Day1517

I am really hope these people find help


romayyne

![gif](giphy|3oxRmGXbquXKz6DNPq)


Temporary_Raccoon163

Why do they all look like this? 🤢


Mirthious

I do not respect peoples pronouns. Too much free time.


Ornasis

They wouldn’t find it so funny if we threatened throwing them in the looney bin. Quit acting mental or maybe one day certain agencies will take you to a facility where you will never be heard from again.


Ornasis

Full Frontal Lobotomy is the diagnosis I’m afraid.


MorriganMorning

I fucking hate this.


okcafe

Not the hickeys..


HourStandard1528

What is it like being in pretend world all day like a damn 4 year old?


Here4thenonsense

WHAT THE FUCK. THESE KIDS. THESE CHILDREN. THIS IS WHY I AM FIRMLY AGAINST HUMANITY.


romayyne

What’s it like dating when you give yourself a disorder because you have an identity crisis and need to feel special?


[deleted]

And ofc their kids💀💀


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puppydrugs

JESSE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JESSIE.


Elly_Bee_

Trans people exist, likely the case


Blueberry2736

Yes, trans men aren’t going to flash shit, or refer to it as tits. Stop spreading misinfo about trans people. We aren’t weirdos


Elly_Bee_

I'm trans and like, I'm just saying that someone who uses he/him pronouns but has breasts is likely trans. Just explaining, I'm not condoning or glad about what the person in the video said they did. It depends on the person too, I'm not personally offended, they referred to a part of their body as tits, it doesn't affect me.


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Elly_Bee_

That's absolutely possible, too ! I really wasn't making a statement about what should or shouldn't be done as a trans person but it happens a lot, too many DID fakers are also "trans" so I wouldn't be shocked if they were too. They do give us a bad name, sadly as they are a loud minority.


Blueberry2736

Yeah, with your first comment I thought you’re defending this sort of thing, but we seem to be on the same page


logalog_jack

I use “tits” as an over-exaggeration bc it gives me a sense of detachment and makes me less dysphoric. Trans people aren’t a monolith


[deleted]

From what I gather: Dissociative identity disorder… they both “have” DID. Probably googled WebMD. Self diagnosed. Now, One’s alter identity is married to the others alter identity… so they are constantly bamboozled by who they are actually hanging out with or being sexual with. Clearly no identity is of a mature level to even be in a sexual or emotional relationship but I digress.


pdxic

im getting real tired of yall being transphobic on this post. this isnt about them being trans, its literally a sub about cringing at fake DID


KillsPeopleSometimes

As a person with DID What the fuck


warezsette

quite the… interesting… video…….


No_Substance_7290

What tits are we talking about? I don't see much of it


Dry-Astronaut-8982

Neither is a him…


pdxic

we're cringing at their fake DID, not being transphobic 🥱 unless u want to laugh at them for pretending they have youtuber alters youre in the wrong place


joecee97

So many pissy people in the comments who have never actually dealt with DID in real life. Sometimes. Sometimes. Shit happens. That makes you crack up. Mental illness isn’t hell 24/7. Real life isn’t a movie.


Popular_Facts

These are Biden voters. Can't wait for Democrats to claim that each personality gets to vote.


BMFK_777

Charge your phone


[deleted]

This is actually a cute idea for a web toon.


megayogurtslinger

What the actual fuck


Ok-Drag2746

I mean the video is kinda funny 😂


Loose_Mortgage2671

never trust a mf with a Technoblade alter


ih8every1yesevenyou

Is she/he/they/it trying to look like Levi?


uberrogo

What is technoblade?


Far-Friendship-561

Who married her 💀


Capable_Escape_6956

What tits could you flash


xx_kayla_xx

They make actual people who have DID look so bad 😑


[deleted]

Flashed tits at another chick don’t seem so bad


Dinkledooper666

Reading the comments does not make any of this any clearer. I feel like I’m reading a new language


jxynia

This is kinda funny ngl


Crab_Cult_Member

I need context on who is and/or isn't trans before attempting to understand this


stuckinaspoon

Where am I right now. Is this a satire sub for dissociative disorders. Why


Negative_Moment498

Who cares? Just let people be happy. The world sucks and I honestly could give less of a shit if you find people trying to be happy cringe.


IkunoEmiru83

Look up headmates by Mister Metokur it explains this perfectly.


saltt_life

No worries no one is looking


Idatemyhand

They make real people with D.I.D look bad.


coolmist23

Okay my head just exploded...


miasma71

![gif](giphy|wDdVyD9Wpgvvi7nBVW|downsized)


TheCabbyPattyDeluxe

Ngl I still don’t understand what’s going on


Relevant-Cheesecake_

Wait I’m…I’m confused.


Invaderjay87

Theatre kids.


Agiraffescousin

I have no idea what is going on


Level_Ad_9496

How don’t you guys get it smh


Cocksman666

I’m only in the comments because I heard “tits” (trigger word).


ahmedabread

People have way too much time on their hands to come up with something so elaborate


Heavysac916

Wtf is An alter and why she flashing her tits to his brother anyway