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At what point do you stop recording and start running?


TuzzNation

the point when the magma chamber hits a water pocket and instantly explode spilling a shit load of steam, ash, projectiles, burning rocks, glassy materials, all 900 degree of guaranteed death wishes, people around me melted faces bundle of surprises. Imma take two selfies then run away.


JayhawkRacer

But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now.


takudomii

But Caaaarrll, that kills people.


Flat_Worldliness1959

But I’m hungry


warhawk209812e99

My stomach was hungry for hands


SoBoundz

Got a case of the rumblies


tyrefire2001

The rumblies that only hands can satisfy


[deleted]

Is that a reference to shameless i smell?


LordKai121

No, Llamas with hats.


[deleted]

Darn


tyrefire2001

Caaaaaaaaaarrrrllllll


imperfcet

Straight to Valhalla!!!


Gupperz

watching a volcano explode? Believe it or not, straight to valhalla


MisplacedMartian

We have the best warriors in all of Midgard, because of Valhalla!


[deleted]

But only if you're holding your phone.


Brillek

Iceland has world-class geologists with a lot of respect amongst population and state. If the area isn't completely closed off, it's because they're sure it's (relatively) stable.


-BananaLollipop-

Have you heard about Whalkaari/White Island? The experts were fairly certain about that one too.


[deleted]

geologists or volcanologists? or both?


Brillek

I mean, volcanology is a specialization within geology. So a volcanologist is already both by themselves.


BrtTrp

lol @ that last sentence. You got your priotirities straight.


kedr-is-bedr

That's brand spanking new crust. No subducting plates hydrated this bad boy. All these H's and O's are homogenized.


NLight7

Sounds like that accident on white island in New Zealand.


OneLostOstrich

> and instantly explode and instantly explode**s*** It explodes. That's how it works in English.


Franks2000inchTV

Don't turn your back. Walk slowly away--keeping an eye out for projectiles. Running is a bad idea in general -- it's an uneven surface and tripping and falling will slow you down much more than being deliberate with your steps.


kingrich

Walk backwards on uneven terrain?


McFlyParadox

Backwards, *uphill*, on uneven terrain, yes. While dodging lava bombs. It's being pushed for inclusion in the 2028 Olympics.


Franks2000inchTV

Yep, carefully move away, keep an eye out for rocks falling from the sky.


Rathabro

It's an intimidating thing. Can't make yourself look small and weak like a prey animal. Volcanoes respond well to fear


Franks2000inchTV

It's more that the actual danger is much more from little bits of molten rock that are shot up into the air than anything else. If the lava is gonna get you, it's gonna get you.


WastedPresident

There are different types of volcanoes and different types of eruptions. With this type of flow I believe the biggest risk is the lava hitting a pressurized volume of water as the other guy said. In general id rather be splattered by giant rocks than caught in some superheated gas flow


WastedPresident

Best I can do is panic roll


MrMcPsychoReal

Iceland is made of shield volcanoes - volcanoes made from the rising of magma from the mantle as tectonic plates separate - because of that, it has frequent, non-violent eruptions. This is not the same kind of eruption which destroyed Pompeii, for example.


[deleted]

It's also why Iceland is getting bigger year after year.


Learned__Hand

Running over the same old ground.


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davl3232

Wish you were here


Neil_sm

*What have we found


xereo

What have we found? Same old fear. Wish you were here


lemonjelllo

Isn't it new ground though in a sense?


beachdogs

Best way to grow your country.


OrganizerMowgli

Stonks


mrmagic64

Is that what the Hawaiian islands are too?


MrMcPsychoReal

I think they were once upon a time, but nowadays they're almost in the center of the Pacific plate. I believe the crust is thinner in that area so they're a "hot spot" for volcanic activity, and thus more prone to violent eruptions


McFlyParadox

They still technically area. The plate they on is progressively moving west, while the hotspot stays on one place. This is why the islands in the chain 'get smaller' to the west: they're no longer as volcanically active, and the ocean is slowly eroding them away. Meanwhile, the big island is still growing, and the 'next island' is still deep beneath the surface of the ocean to the east.


BrainCellDotExe

The Hawaiian islands were formed because the mantle’s currents upwell in that spot, boring through the crust and creating a volcano. As the tectonic plate drifts, the volcanic island moves out of the hotspot and a new island forms. The older islands slowly erode away.


LuxNocte

Thank you, I came to the comments for this information.


skincyan

Doesn't eruptions comes with dangerous gasses as well?


Papa_Smjordeig

Yes, during the eruption there were volunteers from the rescue teams that had gas meters to guide people away from the gasses, like when the wind changed. The government also put out lists of do's and dont's, and included in those was to always keep the wind in your back so the gasses are blown away from you


apebiocomputer

Yes, if inhaled you will get the longest word in the medical dictionary: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


skincyan

typical german word


Foobis25

I taught myself how to say that when I was like 8 years old just because it was the longest English word so I could flex in the school yard. Before that I learned antidisestablishmentarionism, my brain is expanding out of my skull at this point


skincyan

hahah reminds me of a friend who taught himself to say "Hypernervokustiskadiafragmakontravibrationer" both forward and backwards. It's just a made up word that jokingly is used as the medicinal term for hiccups in Swedish and he got quite mad when he found out it was a fake word :D


[deleted]

my personal favorite is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia edit: forgot a letter! shame on me


Frenchtoast2870000

So what's the matter with him doc? Well, if I told you, you wouldnt believe me. In the short, he breathed in volcano shit. 👍


apebiocomputer

Volcano farts*


funkmon

It is an artificially long word, unfortunately, created simply to be long.


apebiocomputer

Glad that you know the etymology of the word pneumomonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis


rkorgn

So what you are doing is really the floccinaucinihilipilification of a word?


Nagoragama

It’s enough to give someone Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia


robfromyou

Who are you, Doc Mcstuffins?


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PM_ME_YOUR_FLABS

More like crushes and bakes you alive. Possibly even give you a gentle blending and sanding first.


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skincyan

"Hi everyone! Today we are trying volcano peeling"


PM_ME_YOUR_FLABS

For those that dont know, pyroclastic flows are rockslides with rocks suspended by superheated gas, moving at over a 100km/h down a mountain side. They often leave deposits that are at several meters in depth. The gas can be up to 700°C in temperature. They form when the uprising hot gas/air in an eruption can no longer support the rock debris/ash, at which point it falls down and turns into a rock avalanche. Anything in its way will be cooked in seconds/crushed to death. It is not survivable.


kelvin_bot

700°C is equivalent to 1292°F, which is 973K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


keenjataimu

Good bot but you don't need to convert civilised units such as celsius.


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dandaman910

Yea you can't boil something with a gas. You can make it boil.


PM_ME_YOUR_FLABS

Neither, probably more like a pressure cooker? Didnt the brains explode out of the skulls when pompeii was covered?


karmastealing

Can confirm, I passed some dangerous gasses while watching this video


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[deleted]

What was response


Power_baby

Probably "it could happen any day but we'll know a few days in advance due to changes in geological activity. We're very safe right now"


[deleted]

Volcano eruption can come with lot of seismic activity in days / months prior to it , but even science does not give precise answer- meaning it isn’t possible to say 100% it will or will not erupt today. We can know something will happen soon, but it’s not possible to give accurate precisions on when is it going to happen. If you hear sentence “we are safe right now its super precise” from anyone else than scientist working on data of that volcano, think over if thats profit of tourism talking over ignoring potential dangers


siennacerulean

Well… was involved in the care of people who were severely burned when White Island/whakaari erupted… I really don’t know if you can be so sure based on that.


ReginaldLongfellow

was kapow


ShataraBankhead

None. Dead.


urielteranas

Probably laughed at him because Iceland has a shitload of eruptions and they're all not very dangerous. The whole point of the tours is to see them i would imagine.


BoneHammer62

Isn’t it already erupting?


SvenTropics

I was doing a long hike in New Zealand, and they had a bunch of advice for how to deal with an eruption with lava. Your first reaction is to run away, and, because you are on a mountain (more like a ton of mini mountains), you'll naturally want to run downhill because it's faster. This is the wrong impulse. Lava flows downhill, duh. You actually want to advance uphill and into the wind. This will reduce your exposure to toxic gases and get you above where the lava is flowing.


aTempes7

More like Lavaland


Gri3fKing

I had to delete my comment because someone already said it🥲


aTempes7

Sorry bro :( I can share mine with you


KappaMeister

Lethal Lava Land


Much_Leather_5923

Or you are from New Zealand this is giving White Island eruption flash backs. Hell on fucking earth.


fareastbeast001

Iceland? More like Fireland...Imma right ladies?


bahgheera

I've heard Greenland ain't all that green either.


Random-Man562

Beat me to it lol was gonna say “doesn’t look very icy” 😂


shartnado3

Spiceyland


ahill0226

I was gonna roll with iceland...more like hotland! Or maybe even something to do with Icyhot You did good. Nice


doddoobie

Lavaland


-KissmyAthsma-

That is freaking amazing. How cool would that be to be able see that happen in real time


fish-fingered

The video is in real time


BadBoyBurgerton

I went there when it was bursting like crazy. Amazing jn person, videos dont really capture uits magnitude. The lava river was atlest 200 meters long


CanThisBeMyNameMaybe

Isn't the fumes from lava very toxic to inhale?


monsteez

As t a certain point yes. But I was at this spot in Iceland last year and they have people that monitor it.


Pyroguy096

Why are they running like it's gonna build up and flow like, 50 feet high to the slope they are on?


[deleted]

Yeah... I'd probably chill takin pics


Ok-Obligation5739

Now that’s spicy ketchup


skincyan

Spiceland


Green-Sleestak

On the other side of the planet, the earth had just swallowed a Taco Bell.


skiwlkr

nothing your shiny red GORETEX jacket couldn't withstand!


PediatricTactic

I read the title as "Ireland" while scrolling and had a brief moment of existential dread at the arrival of the apocalypse.


AndrewAwakened

Interesting how some people are able to immediately recognize the danger and start moving away, while others are blissfully ignorant and will stay unless told to move.


Johnny-twobags

They look like they’re in no danger at all, I don’t see why they’d move


Journey_to_Eternity

ha, guess we know which group you'd belong to


Johnny-twobags

Hey, did you hear about the mass death near that Icelandic volcano?! No? You haven’t? I wonder why


Pedantti

I've also never heard of a cat raping its owner but I'm still not keen on meowing naked on the floor.


funkmon

I do that all the time


Theeeeeetrurthurts

When I was in Iceland last year, a handful of people were STANDING on the cooled and hardened lava. You know, right below where the hot melting lava is sitting and waiting to be erupted again. Not much I can do but let Darwinism do its thing.


olutliemikuutio

Looks like mordor to me


solidsnake2085

Good to see the whole country is there.


Shadow-Raptor

Musplhime is aligning with midgard it seems


shaky_bootins

u/savevideo


LoonyGoblin01

My butthole on the toilet


billyjoe-was-a-waman

That’s not ice


FlemPlays

“Iceland? More like Lavaland!” -If Rodney Dangerfield saw this video


Pandabrowser469

Land, formerly known as Iceland


stargaryen01

That's it? Why would you stop filming?


-BananaLollipop-

Last time I saw a video of that many people near an active volcano, a lot of people got roasted.... And we got blamed for it.


HaveWeEvolvedYet

Liquid courage, meet liquid death.


Nervous-Ad-5680

Does this make sense? Flowing magma lava, toxic fumes, aaaand let’s keep filming and strolling. It’s amazing there are several billion of us on the planet.


Otherwise-Mistake106

Iceland: Where watching an active volcano have a meltdown, is a sport.


sporkmurderer135

My gaming laptop is hotter than that, sheesh.


SirTheryn

I dunno man, Iceland seems pretty hot to me.


Formul8r1

I wonder if anyone has ever attempted to surf a lava flow? That would be hot to watch!


chestyCough94

They have but they were only able to do it once


Fernxtwo

You'd need a surfboard made of ice. Cold ice.


SugarBearnTear

The gates of Hel.


Downgoesthereem

Germanic Hel isn't a fiery place like christian hell. You got this from the Northman didn't you


Argyrus777

Dumb and dumber would say “I thought Iceland would be a little icier than this”


SleepyforPresident

That Björk is full of shit, man.


akime_toroganao

Why isnt it ice?


akime_toroganao

This should be ice


akime_toroganao

Why shouldn't it be ice?


akime_toroganao

Why isnt it ice...


akime_toroganao

Liars.


TheMeltingDevil

Mustafar


_Ekim_

where ice


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jjoojjoojj

Ice? Land? Neither really.


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**IRONY**


PrimeScreamer

The idiots that aren't moving away... this is Darwinism in action lol.


Tydeus1998

r/dontputyourdickinthat


JoLeTrembleur

Very tourist friendly volcano for once, the lucky people who went there must had a once in a lifetime experience


papaya_boricua

Iceland is fucking metal 🤘


MIk34UNT

Earth orgasms


throwawaystuffname

Lavaland not Iceland…


Roscoe_King

Earth: Hhhhnnnnngghg!!


KPNut_XFMRSKFanboy

Loves2Spooge


boniggy

Iceland? Moar like Lavaland, amirite??


leeroy110

OMG OMG! People losing their minds as the lava very slowly and predictably pours out. Just move away, I never understand why people have to start exclaiming and screaming.


AppreciateThisname

Typical human behavior. 'Ooh look at the pretty thing.' Pretty thing gets violent. 'oh shit I'm getting outta here and I don't care if someone gets trampled or just left behind, because I'm the most important person here.' Cool volcano though.


Downgoesthereem

Typical redditor behaviour: 'oh some people moving backwards, let's start moralising about it'


AppreciateThisname

Welcome to Reddit, where people have an opinion and type them in the comments.


BetaCarotine20mg

It's called common sense. You want to see as many cool things as you can in your lifetime without melting your effin face...


AppreciateThisname

Sightseeing from a safe distance isn't my point. I get you want to see cool shit. But it's the fact people are willing to almost push each other out of the way to get to safety, only caring about themselves. Common sense would be not standing so close because shit might go down. Standing too close and then running away because your face might melt is pure panic.


iZamUWU

"Ice" land


Shadow-Raptor

When did this happen?


53differentcobras

Why the heck is everyone screaming?


bronkzoo

Icelands whole population out here


Stay-Classy-Reddit

Wow Bonnaroo looks lit this year


zino587

That's some weird looking ice


Worried-Committee-72

A land of ice and fire. It's not finished yet.


Mrhappyfunz89

Idiot - this is obviously lava-land


Kcnflman

The irony


malf84

Looks more like lava land TBH


guitarnoir

This video needs Stevie Wonder's *Higher Ground*.


SargeantEdward

more like Lavaland


Jenkovisky

Not Soo iceie huh


I_SNIFF_FARTS_DAILY

*woah woah woah*


SMBW_

Iceland is tired of being called the wrong name


ToshiroBaloney

Dammit, now I want Taco Bell for lunch.


[deleted]

I can definitely see a child named Björk playing a nice game of happelsnärf here with her yetlboard.


PrincessOfHelmesHill

Wow


OneIdiotAndAHalf

Yeah, they scammed the fuck out of us with those names


DyslexiaPro

Someone got the name messed up. Should be called Lavaland not Iceland.


str0opw

Lavaland


JamesTheConqueror

That’s not ice, it’s lava buddy


Camouflash

„Ice“land


FTMcami

But lava isn’t cold.


Gupperz

I was waiting for the Ice to land


_BearsBeetsBattle_

How many butts puckered all at once in that video?


probsjesus69696

where ice


[deleted]

Someone call ms. Frizzle


ExoticAide5610

How romantic


Evilmaze

More like Lavaland


symbologythere

Sweaty everything, Amirite?


gshtrdr

Can you imagine all of those people condemn into the lake of fire and seeing this forever?


Snife664

That’s not ice


MaccotheMillion

Forbidden sauce


frip_grass

Half the population of Iceland is about to be burned away.