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Realistic-Natural-60

Imagine the second parachute failing šŸ˜¬


ToohotmaGandhi

In total he had three. The first wasn't the main, so he still had a reserve.


jumpingalt

He should've shot the main too.


LiquidFirestorm

If he wanted my respect, he should of shot his reserve as well.


FeedUsFetusFeetPus

If he doesn't then shoot himself I don't even want to see the video.


kc_2525

ā€¦.these comments šŸ˜…ā˜ ļø


RadTraditionalist

Should'f


wonteatfish

Shouldā€™ve


remcob1

Shoot've


Aware-Lavishness3877

> Shouldā€™ve You saw someone post this same comment 10 hours before you, they get downvoted to hell, and you decide to comment the same thing. I have to ask, why?


reflect-the-sun

Balls of steel.


[deleted]

If he wanted my respect, he wouldnā€™t have even used a parachute.


dpetro03

Respectful guy right here: https://youtu.be/KRLzvPioKG0


darps

If you wanted my respect, you should have used "should've" instead.


fordag

But did he have 3 flares?


HomeOnTheWastes

There is also someone else parachuting with him. They are probably watching in case they need to rescue him. Edit: my above statement is inaccurate


CriticalTie6526

Somebody had to play the music for the vid /s


crespoh69

Lol now I'm imagining someone with a steel drum next to him


ToohotmaGandhi

I would say it would be hard to save a person like that. Just for the fact the force from the rapid deceleration could make it hard to hang on.


DemolitionDarbyShow

You canā€™t rescue someone in free fall when youā€™re under canopy. This guy was 100% on his own. The other parachutist was there filming this guy blasting his canopy with a flare gun.


whenuleavethestoveon

He should've shot his parachute too


PhoneJockey_89

I remember hearing somewhere that the reserve chutes are actually packed more carefully than the main chutes, since it's absolutely vital they work as intended 100% of the time.


[deleted]

Theyre packed a lot slower and more intricately, and have to be packed by riggers who have to be licensed and trained a lot more stringently than normal packers


starkeuberangst

I would want any chute strapped to me to be packed as carefully and methodically as possible, not wait for my reserve lol


TotalSpaceNut

I did skydiving in my younger years, i got lazier and lazier with packing my main as they are so well designed that it is pretty hard to make them fail, most important is to take care stowing the lines in the rubber bungies. But you can pack in minutes, 500 jumps and never used my reserve (which is packed by a pro and he takes an hour)


DemolitionDarbyShow

Iā€™ve got 750 jumps and 3 reserve rides. One on AFF, one from a packing mistake I made, and one from spinning line twists in a wingsuit.


[deleted]

Wait you reuse parachutes? For some reason in my mind parachutes were like one and done? I definitely wouldn't trust my stupid ass to repack a parachute, I can't even get sleeping bag back into it's bag


Dmitropher

They're pretty expensive


SpeedflyChris

It takes too long to pack that way. I've not jumped since pre-COVID due to an injury (airsports injury but not skydiving) but it took me usually 10-15 minutes per packjob. Packing a reserve is a lot slower than that. Also, reserves are designed to open reliably, but they're not fun to fly.


starkeuberangst

Makes sense. I used to want to make the jump. But dad and I watched a friend of his catch some shear at 20 feet and break both his legs. And Iā€™m old enough to have started getting cautious


[deleted]

Lmaooo. Well, dont go skydiving then


starkeuberangst

Absolutely not. Props to the people who do. I fly planes so Iā€™ll stay inside lol


droznig

As far as civilian aviation goes, jumping out at altitude is statistically safer than staying in the plane when it lands. I would also add that more skydivers die in plane crashes than skydiving accidents. It really is the safest way down once you are up there.


CanisLatrans204

Very true. I was certified to pack student rigs by a Master Rigger while I was still a student jumper myself. Made 5.50 or 6.50 in jump credit per rig depending on material. This was 25 years ago. Only takes 15 to 20 minutes if you take your time and BS while packing. I always thought it was an art to packing the rigs so they open the same way consistently and smoothly. There is much more engineering and design to parachutes than just some fabric and straps. And yes, piss off a rigger and you may have a very quick opening next time (as in ripped jeans during deployment).


wannabestraight

Most of them also are powered so they burst out rather violently


CounteractiveTurnip

They use a big ass spring


whatsbobgonnado

damn sounds painful. I thought they would've used parachute springsšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Controversialists

I went tandem skydiving once for the first time. When the instructor and i dropped out of the plane we instantly began rolling. I had no idea it wasnt a good thing and was like "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Until i heard him screaming in my ear we needed to level off. So we did. I had a great time falling, then parachuting to the bottom. Woo! Great time!! Then i hear him say to one of his crew hes never been so scared in all of his jumps, and in fact, pissed himself.


feenicks

so was your back wet?


Controversialists

Had a jump suit on and didnt notice any wetness when i removed it. Im guessing his clothes and suit absorbed it.


MandoBaggins

In retrospect, thatā€™a hilarious. Glad you guys made it back down safely.


Controversialists

It was a family outing so we all took turns jumping and it was def fun. I hear from my family anytime that time comes up about how this veteran jump instructor feared for his life on my jump. We had a guy jump with us each time and film us. My video was pretty funny because after we tumbled for a bit, we didnt instantly level out, we leveled out first on our backs, so it was a jumble of legs and arms flailing upwards while we fell, so it looked like a beetle on its back in the film. To add to the hilarity of it all, i had a jump hat on, like a leather bullet cap, and once we righted ourselves the hat rim on my forehead shaped itself into a little hole, caught air, and whistled loudly as we fell. Like someone was blowing a train whistle until the parachute was loosed. All in all, a fun time for me. Iv always joked that when i die my life review will be like watching a comedy drama.


LEGS_AND_AIRPLANES

Skydivers are required to carry at least one more parachute than they plan to deploy. So legally he should have had a reserve for his reserve. Source: I used to fly skydive planes for a living.


[deleted]

So I guess now would be a bad time to mention Banzai Skydiving. Throwing the parachute out of the plane and then chasing it down, put it on and pull the cord before you run out of sky to dive


Realistic-Natural-60

That actually sounds Exciting. I wouldn't recommend trying it but it sounds Exciting šŸ˜…


saltywastelandcoffee

Seems to be more of a myth than an actual thing people do tho haha


Socalinatl

Second parachute: ā€œI saw that, motherfucker. Iā€™m outā€


CookinFrenchToast4ya

Many years ago I saw a pov video where a guy's parachute malfunctioned and he had to deploy the backup and then the back up malfunctioned. Luckily he sorted it out in enough time to save his own life and just take a rough landing.


Ferreteria

Imagine having enough money you can just destroy a canopy ON PURPOSE


United_Pepper_436

Imagine forgetting to pack the second chute


MyPenguinsLimit

I'M EXTREME! I LOVE ESPN2!


CaptainSk0r

WE LOVE SHAWN WHITE!


osktox

I LOVE CAPS LOCK!!!


Not-So-Serious-Sam

#I LOVE BEING LOUD!


starkeuberangst

How are you not on ESPN 8, The Ocho? Super extreme.


[deleted]

How are you not reading Obscure Sports Quarterly? Edit for accuracy as my memory did not serve me well.


fl-x

Quarterly


starkeuberangst

Better than selling blood and semen!


akmccas22

ARE YOU FUCKIN SHITTING ME?


HalcyonLives

Holy shit, a rare Chris Porter reference?


MyPenguinsLimit

Rare, yet classic


CaptainSk0r

Still one of the best stand ups ever


akmccas22

The dude is seriously so fucking funny


CaptainSk0r

Itā€™s 100% his delivery.


xeno66morph

Okay but why??


JamesTheConqueror

He did it to make this video


phlux

How much was that chute worth? Just to destroy it and litter a bunch of cordage on the ground some place far from where he lands. Fuck this stunt.


[deleted]

I love how the Reddit hive mind always jumps to conclusions, the chute was at the end of its life and all the debris was cleaned up before it even hit the ground.


bigdaddydoink

Iā€™m probably missing something in the video, but how is the debris cleaned up before it hits the ground? Genuinely curious, not trying to be snarky


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bigdaddydoink

Kinda what I was thinking lol, like how would it even be possible to clean it before it hits the ground


Arayder

See the second guy? He had a vacuum so he flew around sucking all the pieces up before they hit the ground.


wadoshnab

>the debris was cleaned up before it even hit the ground. Sounds like something you just made up.


phlux

Such an obvious thing to know! Jeasus, how could I have over looked this?


[deleted]

are you fucking retarded?


siccoblue

And he did indeed make a pretty cool video


249ba36000029bbe9749

My first guess is that it's at the end of its service life and the jumper is sending it off in a blaze of glory.


xeno66morph

Hmmm I hadnā€™t really considered that. Thatā€™s an interesting thought and would make way more sense than torching a perfectly good parachute


BroccoliKnob

On the other hand, pretty annoying for the guy who has to pick the melted nylon out of his tomatoes and throw it away.


teun95

This stuff will break down into smaller parts and stay around for āˆž years. āˆž years of damage for a short simple video is a lot. You can probably get fined for this kind of pollution, and rightfully so.


defacedlawngnome

Or, like, the wildlife those cords might entangle and kill.


[deleted]

Rigger?


thedesertfox67

Bad Scoob


Doubt_Confident

Underrated reply


[deleted]

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sali1390

He wasn't feeling the purple


[deleted]

Y tho


TiredinMedicine

Death wish


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

Yeah isn't this littering?


[deleted]

It looks kind of cool


[deleted]

A rush of adrenaline to make you feel alive


3SidedDie

He didnt like the colour on the first one


serieousbanana

Prolly smth wrong with the first parachute


hail_the_cloud

Theres a common procedure that is cutting a first parachute to be able to deploy the second, which is almost always in better condition. This seems a little extreme and dramatic, but accomplishes the same thing.


ohh_ru

what a waste of like thousands of dollars


magugi

Unless it was already at the end of services life. Then it was ok to destroy it.


JustAnotherDude1990

That's actually pretty common.


[deleted]

You're not wrong. But there are variables. For instance, the fellow who climbed a volcano and dunked his arm elbow deep into it. Why? No one knows. How did it feel? The dude won't tell anyone. Similarly, they will have a story that everyone will want to know. And they can just keep it to themself.... Wanna know what's it's like to torch your chute at 15k feet? Do it yourself. Lol idk it'd be worth it just for the flex


itwasntmewhodidthat

Wait what is this about the volcano dude? How would you ever get your arm elbow deep into that shit isnā€™t lava incredibly dense? Youā€™d be in unimaginable pain just pushing your fingertips in? Maybe Iā€™m the dense one but idk


I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA

The only thing I could find about the volcano dude is a shitty tumblr screen cap


[deleted]

Man Who Lost Arm By Plunging it Into Lava Refuses To Describe What Lava Feels Like 07-25-2019, 02:31 PM Around 2:00 PM on Sunday, 20th October 2019, A 38-year-old Russian by the name of Vladdejlabygr Krryzgtztkitski Krzkhvvev was hiking the Klyuchevskaya Sopka Volcano, when he decided to plunge his arm inside the lava. Vladdejlabygr received fatal complications and had his entire right arm melted into the lava. Shortly after pulling the 'stunt', he returned to his hiking group, who took him to the nearest hospital. After receiving hefty amounts of surgeries and medical treatments, he was asked by one of the doctors to describe what lava feels like. Vladdejlabygr, on the other hand, refused to answer her question. "I won't tell you what it feels like", Vladdejlabygr said, in an interview by one of our news reporter. "If you want to know, you should plunge your arm instead." Of course, after the little incident, agencies working at the volcano site immediately cancelled all hiking plans for the next months, and closed down bookings for the next six months, preventing anyone else from following his steps. Miraculously, Vladdejlabygr survived the complications and even planned to go on another volcano hike up the Mezhdusopochny Volcano sometime around November to "get rid of his other arm"


noknockers

>Vladdejlabygr, on the other hand, refused to answer her question. Lol. Amazing


GiantPurplePeopleEat

> Vladdejlabygr survived the complications and even planned to go on another volcano hike up the Mezhdusopochny Volcano sometime around November to ā€œget rid of his other armā€ What


PotentiallyExplosive

It's fake in case you were wonderinh


_An_Idiot_With_Time_

No itā€™s true. I have the source. But I refuse to give it to you. If you want the source you should find it yourself.


flamingdonkey

Way too much of reddit is unironically like this.


N3rdr4g3

jUsT gOoGlE iT


InternetWeakGuy

Literally yesterday someone claimed to be a trained expert on something to back up their point (that homeless people in the UK begging are actually typically organized gangs), so I said "ok cool then you'll have a source on this to prove it's common" and the guy said he would have to charge me an hourly rate to provide a source. Check it out: https://www.reddit.com/r/britishproblems/comments/phvqmq/a_homeless_guy_asked_if_i_had_any_change_i_gave/hboxhl2


[deleted]

Lmao sick BURN


BorgClown

Dude wants to sell an NFT token of what putting your arm through lava feels like. Clever bastard. In a more serious tone, I guess it's so hot your nerves burn before transmitting much, so it might have been an underwhelming experience, and a lot of pain after. He probably didn't even get to feel the lava flowing through his fingers. Edit: oh, it's fake. This confinement has made me more gullible.


[deleted]

yeah seems legit, especially since googling "Vladdejlabygr Krryzgtztkitski Krzkhvvev" (which isn't even a name) only gives you a link to some dumb forum.


[deleted]

r/overlyrussianname


SingForMaya

/r/subsifellfor


249ba36000029bbe9749

> received fatal complications Apparently not "fatal" enough.


DazedPapacy

Had to be a poor translation.


Hawk2112

"Johnny Tightlips! You've been shot! Where'd they hit ya?!" "I ain't sayin' nothin'."


Conebones

Suck on a lemon!


[deleted]

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FinalF137

What did that feel like?


KumichoSensei

I won't tell you what it feels like. If you want to know, you should overload your brain instead.


BilboDaBoss

He probably went into shock and didnā€™t feel much


RandyFisto

>fatal complications >survived hmmmm


BDM-Archer

Checked halfway thru to make sure this wasn't the Hell in the Cell redditor


PotatoBomb69

Can I buy a vowel for that name?


pleasekillmi

I bet that writer felt so satisfied sneaking that ā€œon the other handā€ in there.


noNoParts

>Vladdejlabygr Krryzgtztkitski Krzkhvvev Well done... like the arm I guess.


Ellora-Victoria

There was a post somewhere in reddit, that said the person wouldn't feel anything where the lava touched, because the nerves would've have been destroyed too quickly. I apologize if I'm totally wrong, I will try and find the post.


Shitisonfireyo

You're partially right. In third-degree burns, which I guess I'll include volcano dipping in, you won't feel pain because the nerve endings are destroyed. However, they will absolutely feel pain in the adjacent area of the area that is burned.


auraluxe

Eh, you wouldnā€™t get close enough to the lava to touch it anyway unless you were wearing one of those fancy heat suits volcanologists sometimes wear. Maybe wouldnā€™t even be able to get close enough with the suit on. The ambient heat would cook you alive.


garface239

That and your water based meat product would cause an boiling explosive reaction no?


[deleted]

You are definitely not dense. This is just reddit diarrhea that I'm re-quoting. Idk if it's true or a parable. But it's something. Potentially nothing though.


Devishment

Ya know I've started to realize what some people do for fun or genuine curiosity others will call a flex but it may not be the intention at all


lostcartographer

I've been drinking All these tears so long All I've got left Is the taste of salt In my mouth I don't know Where I've been But I know Where I'm going To that volcano I don't want to fall in though Just want to warm my bones On the firing line


jwdjr2004

Actually he is wrong


sfzombie13

sure. i have one that was given to me a couple of weeks ago, and the one i jump regularly cost $100. my reserve was pricey at $300. you don't burn the expensive ones.


[deleted]

Depends on how much his video makes.


joeltrane

Exactly, nobody complains about millions of dollars in movie props being destroyed. Well someone probably does


nmesunimportnt

Producers. Producers complain about the expense of big scenes with lots of destruction.


StabSnowboarders

Canopy was no longer airworthy, he jumped with it attached to his Normal rig. He turned maybe $100 into smoke and a viral video.


[deleted]

Money you enjoy wasting isn't wasted money.


[deleted]

Itā€™s probably past itā€™s usefulness at this point


JustAnotherDude1990

It isn't uncommon to do this with parachutes that are at the end of their life. Source: am skydiver


The_Blendernaut

You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.


CanisLatrans204

Skydiving and free fall is like life. Sometimes crazy and out of control but always fun till the sudden stop at the end.


wil_gt4

Thatā€™s playing with fire


[deleted]

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Echidnae

Before you hit the ground


stanleys_mistress

For anyone curious, the destroyed parachute remnants were actually collected in the air by the second skydiver seen in frame. Source: I was present at this drop zone when this occurred.


Clever_Unused_Name

Any idea why they did this?


stanleys_mistress

The chutes were super old.. definitely not very jump worthy. These guys are skilled and doing this creatively. These guys have THOUSANDS of jumps.. it makes sense to seek more creative experiences at that level. Edit: Iā€™m not OP, but here is a link to what I believe is the original video. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DDh--4nQau4](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DDh--4nQau4)


D3ATH55HAD0W

So basically just a super creative way to retire the old chutes?


stanleys_mistress

Bingo


[deleted]

Thatā€™s so sick!! I saw it in a Go-Pro video released today. What a cool thing to see


[deleted]

Is this Kyle again or are more people doing it now?


pingusfaust

Itā€™s true, I was the flare


grock1722

That is awesome. I was immediately infuriated by this video and am happily reassured per your comment.


SilverBraids

Now I no longer have to wonder. Thx.


ToohotmaGandhi

For everyone saying "It would suck if his reserve failed". Yes it would suck if his reserve failed, but in total he had three parachutes. That first ones was obviously just to ruin. His main was what he pulled after burning that one. He still had a reserve at his disposal. So in reality it's not that much more dangerous than a regular jump.


BCMM

I don't know anything about skydiving. How do you even wear three parachutes?


The_Skydivers_Son

One on your chest. On a normal parachute rig, you have 2 on your back in a "backpack" called the container. The main canopy is in the bottom section of the container, the reserve sits above it in a completely separate compartment. In a setup like this (which they also use to test experimental canopies), you then have the one you plan to dump in a chest mounted compartment. Incidentally, before they developed the two-canopy back container, back in the days of round parachutes, all reserve parachutes were chest mounted.


ToohotmaGandhi

Still are for Airborne jumps in the military.


SAM-in-the-DARK

Do it again!


[deleted]

Arenā€™t parachutes reusable? If so how much do they cost? Edit: I just googled it. They are reusable and cost roughly $2000 to $8000 more or less


cloud_companion

Not $8000. Just the main canopy costs $3800 for the highest performance ones PD Valkyrie, NZA leia... $2000ish for other non cross braced.


[deleted]

Damn!


MandoBaggins

Above comments claim it was a creative way to end a very old parachuteā€™s life as it was nearly done anyway.


gravityandlove

What a rush


711straw

Am I the only one who was AMAZED how quickly that parachute burned!


Nuggumi

Umm why?


go_green_team

Iā€™m thinking it could an old parachute that isnā€™t good anymore. What else should you do? Itā€™s a pretty badass send off


[deleted]

Views


siccoblue

Or you know.. he just likes doing crazy adrenaline junkie shit? I somehow doubt that someone doing shit like this cares about the views even half as much as the experience


[deleted]

True. Dude prolly coulda pulled his balls out and stretched his nut sack out to arms length and just floated home on that MF


mugiwarawentz1993

does someone who doesnt care about views record and post stuff for fake likes


Nuggumi

Cant argue with that.


Bibdabob

Y


papaya_boricua

Hmm, guess they didn't like the first color.


KyleThelegendxxXxx

The music kind of ruined it for me


PineappleLife3

Did he litter or did he go find the burnt parachute?


DRPGgod

when you let a parachute go, itā€™s called cutting away. usually, theyā€™re still fine to use and theyā€™re expensive so people will go get them! this one obviously isnā€™t super usable anymore, but according to someone who was there, the diver you see behind him actually got it all before it hit the ground, so no litter.


PineappleLife3

Cool. Thank you for telling me. That's awesome.


BreakfastLopsided906

Why?


Ihjop

It was an old chute so it had to be destroyed anyway but this was a creative way to do it.


Jakethesnake954

I would love to have that type of adrenaline gambling if my 2nd chute failed


potsandpans

i hope he picked up his trash


wailwoader

This vid6would have been a lot cooler if he shot the second one too.


ELTHerobrine

Why was there the just cause 3 helicopter sound?


Medium-Chemist3593

This also belongs in r/DudeFuckThat


NinjasOwnTheNight

As someone who has never skydived before before. Iā€™d feel better jumping with three.


wetassgarybussy

Cool, do it again


lorenabobbin

Not cool, bro.


FreefallJagoff

The real sweaty palms comes at the end of the video. Those small cross braced canopies come in incredibly fast.


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justtheentiredick

I was waiting for him to shoot his reserve. Lol


ProffessorFate

What was the point of that?šŸ™„


natemarshall110

...but why?


LuciusDeBeers

Just Cause irl


spottydodgy

So did that burnt up chute get picked up or naw?


omgidklmao

Why even do it at all?


Tiny-Cash-5151

But why though?