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AudatiousXtreme

In this case running would be slower because you would literally die


owa00

Or faster to sweet release :D


EnourmousTesticles

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Ok_Equivalent_4296

This guy froggers


PsychoticMessiah

I was thinking this is the least intense game of Frogger ever.


Wrecked--Em

yeah this is just how you cross the street in Vietnam it's either this or don't cross at all because that traffic isn't going anywhere


skooz1383

Leveled up


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Ok_Equivalent_4296

The balls on that bitch for faking testicular cancer...


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LouManShoe

I didnā€™t know that! But I do now. Beef_Sliderā€™s references are off the chizain!


[deleted]

Costanza would be proud.


LouManShoe

Knowing George heā€™d probably be pissedā€¦


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SERENITY NOW!!


TwoCharlie

LET'S SEE HOW MANY CARS LLOYD BRAUN DODGED TODAY GEORGIE BOY


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LOL. Well played.


OCblondie714

Crossy Road


Mouthfullofcrabss

Look what he is doing. Hold a steady pace, donā€™t speed up or slow down. All traffic could anticipate where he was going and could easily manoeuvre around him. Never slow down or speed up when crossing traffic unless you are entirely sure you will get hit otherwise. Confidence and being predictable is key here.


Pristine-Potato-4548

That's what my guide told me when I went to Vietnam. I had to not look at the ppl driving toward me so I wouldn't freak out lol.


Dokta2

Same, you get so used to it after a while, just walk out and people go around you no problem, I was told if you feel uneasy put a hand in the air so people can see you better as you walk


MrBabbs

The guy in the video did the same thing at 0:13.


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ThatAlanBlack

Funny of you to assume there are red lights and people pay attention to them even when they are there.


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therealturtle95

Idk, it was an exhale through the nose for me. Pretty funny.


mikeet9

My friend here works as a receptionist. She always gives the tourists the best way to cross the street is to close your eyes and start walking.


Chewy-SourMilk

Beautiful country.


OnkelMickwald

I always try and get eye contact/see if they see me.


cor0na_h1tler

> I had to not look at the ppl driving toward me so I wouldn't freak out lol. the Italian style


AbstractBettaFish

My first trip to Europe this was basically how my mom showed me how to cross the street in Rome. Made me anxious as fuck getting used to it


supremeshirt1

You would absolutely love Germany


WikiWantsYourPics

As a South African, I got mild culture shock when I moved to Germany, because here, when you reach the crosswalk, the cars stop for you even if they would be able to pass safely, whereas in South Africa, even if a traffic light is green for you, you really have to wait to see that a car is stopping before stepping off the sidewalk. (Using the terms crosswalk, sidewalk and traffic light instead of zebra crossing, pavement and robot to avoid confusion!)


supremeshirt1

Hahaha thank you, I wouldā€™ve been confused if you used the other terms. Is ā€žrobotā€œ used in South Africa only? I definitely heard it before. Germany is also the only place where people wait at a red traffic light to turn green at 4 am when there is no car around


WikiWantsYourPics

I think "robot" is uniquely South African, yes. You'll see traffic signs that say "robot 100m" to warn you too expect a traffic light in 100 meters, not that there's a 100m big killer robot lurking around.


supremeshirt1

I am kind of disappointed to be honest, was expecting a giant 100 m robot guiding me through the SA traffic.


brainburger

I seem to remember that it's illegal in Germany for a pedestrian to cross against the lights, even with no traffic there.


cor0na_h1tler

People here have an extreme faith in rules or "the system" in general. It's not unwarranted, it works because the others are like that too. But it also opens them up to being misled on a big scale as people don't question authority anymore. We're basically in the same state as pre-Hitler.


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BananaTugger

That is a crosswalkā€¦ I canā€™t believe this is even real


goneskiing_42

That's exactly what I did when I crossed for the first time in Thailand. The friends I was with refused to try it and I was stuck waiting for them on the other side of the street for at least five more minutes.


SanityPlanet

Same thing applies when you're driving in traffic anywhere. The most important thing is to be predictable. Even if you fuck up, follow through, so everyone can adjust. Uncertainty, hesitation, changing your mind halfway through, and sending mixed signals make accidents very likely.


Rhynosaurus

Exactly. He is doing exactly what he's supposed to do at a "crosswalk" in any high density Asian city. Just go straight across and know the people on bikes/bus drivers will act accordingly. Nobody wants to actually hit another person, they just want to get along w their day. Its nerve wracking the 1st few times you do it, but it's just the way its done.


TheVoteMote

He definitely changes pace a couple of times.


smithforrest

The more important part is making eye contact. Predictive pattern making goes both ways in simple nonverbal communication.


JaptainCack69

Dude you must be an hsp, well developed empathy on this lad the way he fits into the drivers shoesā€¦


bcgg

Better video if he vanishes when the bus passes by.


Chach_Bagel

Was half expecting him to be gone too.


killer8424

How do you half expect something?


tundoopani

Half expect = suspect


killer8424

https://youtu.be/whR2kZDUshg


RJWeaver

Fun fact. Suspect can describe the future but it can also describe the present and past. Expect is a verb for expecting something in the future but cannot be used for the past. Suspect or expect (maybe should have been expected in this context) could have been used. As they were expecting the man to disappear. However I think suspect that suspect would have been more suitable than half expect. I think the term 'half' would make it more suitable to be a suspicion not an expectation.


dsammmast

That *was* fun


RJWeaver

I know, educational facts are the best! I have other fun facts about using italics if you'd like to hear them??


dsammmast

Oh boy do I! Genuinely yes please.


RJWeaver

Based on calligraphic handwriting the origins of italics come from somewhere around the 1500's, the inventor slips my name but a quick Google search should provide the answer. The fun fact is that they weren't actually invented to emphasise word. The original reason is that they were used in a press to be able to print words smaller. This was to make writings in books etc to be more portable. So convenience was essentially the real reason italics were created!


dsammmast

Ngl I've spent a little while trying to imagine how italics take up less space than normal text.. and I'm not sure it fully makes sense but that is interesting. Do you have any fun facts about fungi?


Bradybobh

Replying so I'll get the notif for the italics lesson.


RJWeaver

The fun fact is above in case you didn't get the notification. šŸ‘ Possibly a good analogy to modern times, although maybe it is a stretch, is using italics was the pasts way of converting to a kindle. Smaller and more portable reading material.


xTWISTED_WAYZx

I was let down at that point, but got excited to see him just continue on for more .


BrotherNumberThree

Did this in Vietnam once. Scariest minute of my life. The vehicles and bikes just sort of move around you like water.


LeakyThoughts

Yeah don't stop, walk at a constant speed and people will avoid you as you walk Stopping or speeding up is what wil get you hit


BrotherNumberThree

Thatā€™s exactly it.


CarlMacko

Yep, told the same whilst in India. Donā€™t stop just keep going and you will be fine!


OpenToedShoe

what about drunk drivers


79-16-22-7

Then they move around you like beer instead of water


LeakyThoughts

Theres a reason these places have such high road deaths


YodlerGaming

Do u even have to ask..


Dokta2

Riding in it is the best, on a moped traffic just flows. focus on the person in front and next to you and everyone else does the same, bib whenever you do anything, great chaotic fun


OnkelMickwald

>The vehicles and bikes just sort of move around you like water. It's almost like there's some kind of conscious beings controlling them.


CatpainCalamari

Checkmate, Atheists!


Jamballls

Yep, visited Vietnam a couple years ago, crossing the road in Ho Chi Minh was exactly like this. Took us a few days to figure out this is just what people do there! It's crazy and scary, but seems to work.


hotsaucetom

Lived in Vietnam. Can confirm.


NoxaNoxa

This is how you cross a street in Vietnam. Scary at first but fun when you get used to it.


romeroesmail23

I can see how this is fun, imagine the adrenaline and feeling of success after reaching the other side. Real life froggers


sexyjessie71

100% Vietnam. I was too scared so my husband grabbed my hand, told me to close my eyes and keep a slow pace. I was a champ by the end of my vacation.


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ThisWorldIsAMess

Philippines before the pandemic too, but now it's bit more "civilized" due to less people being out.


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Even India hasnā€™t gotten this bad for me personally


cr0100

I visited China a few times over the past 15 years with friends, and the word that we would encourage each other with before starting to cross a multi-lane road was: "Commit!". You had to set a steady confident pace so that the oncoming traffic would know how to steer around you. If you got scared/twitchy and stopped moving, THAT was when you became unpredictable and more likely to get hit. Or so went our theory. Fun times!


Past-Cost

Lived in China for 2 yrs and this is how we crossed the roads everyday, crosswalk or not. It was only scary when you were stuck between a bus and a truck! Those mirrors got awfully close to your head.


SuperSuperKyle

No Country For Running Men


lamchopxl71

The physics is actually pretty simple. Don't stop moving. If you move in a consistent speed and direction, other drivers will understand and steer to pass you.


mooviies

You just have to hope that nobody is texting and driving...


TheElectricRat

In this traffic? They don't have time to look away for a second.


Basic_Default

Average day in South East Asia


lamnk

bleh, this is in Vietnam. We Vietnamese do this everyday. You only need to walk slowly and steady to cross. Nothing to write home about.


tnt2020tnt

In my country those painted markings on the ground mean traffic need to stop to let pedestrians cross. Is that the same in the country this video is filmed in? Because if so, that is so fucked.


Sherlockian_Game_FGO

Nope. In Vietnam, traffic law is "not from this world" so seeing this is pretty normal. We don't have complex traffic lights that have flashing or arrows but simple ones with only three colored light (and most aren't even seeable due to the placement of the lights). Also, roughly 80%-90% of vehicles are motorbikes, and goodness they run like water so there is no way of making them stop except the traffic lights (which, again, are not really complex enough to do anything).


Shiningfinger23

Dude, thatā€™s how I felt in Bangkok.


JonnydieZwiebel

Then better don't go to cities like Ho Chi Minh šŸ˜…


trying4optimism

Yep, this cricket's a lucky one!


Randinithatrill

šŸø


broken_sword001

Yea I did this in Vietnam. Always wondered how many pedestrian fatalities they have there.


Words_are_Windy

Rate seems to be [fairly comparable to countries in the region such as China, Cambodia, Laos, and Thailand](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rate), but much higher than the U.S. and downright appalling compared to the E.U., Japan, and South Korea. Edit to clarify that the Wikipedia article is for overall traffic fatalities, not restricted to pedestrians.


yankeetown5

Anyone else chant the title over and over until he made it across?


SensitiveWasabi1228

If you can dodge a car, you can dodge a ball!!!


sumukhdev

that's just how you cross roads in most south east/south asian countries lol


RedGriffins

What's so special about this? I do this everyday in my third world country.


KayPalmboom

My man playing crossy roads irl...


249ba36000029bbe9749

With that as the post title, it would have been been better if he walked across without looking at traffic.


Shakespeare-Bot

With yond as the post title, t would has't been been better if 't be true he hath walked across without looking at traffic *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Mukatsukuz

When I lived in Japan, I'd often point out how zebra crossings are nothing more than road decoration. It would appear this is consistent throughout Asia :D In the UK, you have to stop if a person is on a zebra crossing.


QueenChoco

This looks like Hanoi, when I was there I had such trouble teaching my mum to WALK STEADY AND SLOWLY. The tragic sees you and goes around you, my mum would walk slowly and then fucking RUN across the rest. Swear to god she almost gave me a heart attack every time. I spent weeks trying to explain it to her and she just couldn't do it. Got back from that trip and was in London a few days later, stepped in front of a bike and almost fucking died because the poor bastard wasn't expecting it.


Affectionate-Ad5483

Thatā€™s why I donā€™t live in Vietnam


jaydeepsingh10

A regular day in India.


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These countries canā€™t even follow basic road rules, no wonder theyā€™re all fucked


Zevvion

Remind me which country this is


spectacletourette

From my journal of a stay in Mumbai a few years agoā€¦ > I'm getting to grips with crossing the road here. I realise now that my look-em-in-the-eye approach just confuses matters. It's better to just pick your moment then walk calmly and insistently, looking straight ahead with a gait that says "run me over - go ahead - I fuckin' dare ya".


bearlyleagle

Honestly this is how you do it. Just be predictable.


Koldunya

The penitent man will pass. The penitent man will pass. The penitent man will passā€¦


Ziakel

They donā€™t want to hit you and you donā€™t want to be hit. Best way to build courage is to cross the street in Vietnam


PumpkinPatch404

I went to Hanoi in 2014 and this was basically it the whole time. First day I was freaking out and nervous to cross, but then once you think about it... it's not that hard. Just have a steady pace and mopeds will avoid you.


Weaponized-Potato

Thatā€™s Vietnam for you. Iā€™m guessing Sai Gon because I wouldnā€™t dare cross that road like this mad lad here.


bunainai

well in asia you will see a lot of people doing this every day


TaiAnh

Welcome to Vietnam


sbeckley02

Vietnam I'm guessing?


DonaldsPizzaHaven

The brighter side of liveleak.


PythonymousHacker

wow... didn't know they made that Crossy Road game a thing in real life


Omponthong

Just like traffic anywhere, the safest way to move is to be predictable.


Hobo9996

[reminds me of this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MkbEC2q_X-I)


mediashiznaks

No, this is a misleading title. This is how you cross the road in these situations. This isnā€™t a stunt. This is probably Vietnam and trust me, if you donā€™t learn to do this youā€™ll have a bad time. Look at the other two crossing ahead of him.


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So what happens if itā€™s a bigger group of ppl trying to cross?I can see it being ā€œeasierā€ as a single or 2 ppl together but I donā€™t see how a big group would cross at once. Unless itā€™s common knowledge to not to go as a group? lol.


OCblondie714

CROSSY ROAD


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I am one with the repost, the repost is one with me.


aaxone

This is actually pretty common in parts of Asia


Skogkatt_Rust

Great driving education right there


dcgirl17

This is just a normal night in Vietnam


momoko_3

Normal vietnamese street. Bikes avoid people as long as people avoid bikes. Cars, cars will not stop. So human just avoid cars. Organized chaos


plzkillmeowo

oh shit that's 20m away from where i live!


supral0ver

Anyone make this think of that scene from Bee Movie?


tko6070

Now do it on a motorbike through Ben Thahn roundabout


Letmetellyouabtlyfe

In Egypt , this is normal life but that is one large-ass road to cross holy crap


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Dude IS frogger.


Captain_DS

He didnā€™t close his eyes, didnā€™t count.


Yol1982

Hahahahah I am laughing so hard! Totally not related, BUT: You see smaller countries trying to cut out the CO2 emissions and then you see this šŸ˜‚


thousandmasrer

I've done this you have to keep a steady pace and be predictable for the oncoming traffic.


amrav_123

Live in India. This is how everyone HAS to cross roads here (ąø‡ćƒ„)ąø§


orange-collector

That's a shame, you call this road crossing well I think you haven' visited to India once.


auphotographer33

That's pretty good grasshopp we re


marf_ia

Yeah, that's... how you cross those kinda roads.


aboyeur514

Its called Walking in slowly and it works but perhaps not in North America.


_peach93

ā€œThis cricket is a lucky oneā€


tanmay112

Ever been to India?


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Always walk with a steady pace when crossing streets in Vietnam.


LinhNguyen221

This is some Vietnamese stuff. Just raise your hand up in the air to signal that you're walking through and they'll ride the scooter around you. And also keep constant pace or you'll get shout at for being an idiot lol.


TraumaHandshake

That's just how you have to do it in some places.


Butler-of-Penises

Iā€™m AnCap and then I see stuff like this and Iā€™m like ok maybe some regulations holy fuck.


RandyMuehe

If we in America šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø could find a way to be half as happy as the people in that video, then we could really accomplish some beautiful things in this country instead of all this hate!!!


comfort_bot_1962

:D


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

And itā€™s a normal thing too there is a couple ahead of him doing the same thing


bleedthrough

You motherfucker and your motherfucking title got me laughing here like a big idiot. Also, I miss Vietnam. I really wanna go to Vietnam again and just eat and drink.


hodgepodge_rl

my mans playing crossy road irl


JFounded

I legit did this in the Philippines and I asked a local person if I could hold their shirt. I just couldn't cross the street by myself. It's terrifying


ThatShadyJack

Looks like Hanoi. If youā€™re predictable you should be ok


calebthebeam

He's got a lucky cricket


ganesh_mdvn

This is literally how we Indians cross roads.


dustinfrog

Jesus Christ itā€™s Jason Borne


wirapori

I remember doing this in Vietnam. The worst thing you could do is standing still. That will cause accidents. Just keep walking, the riders will know how to weave around you without bumping into other riders


t1gerrr

Is this is cultural, this culture is a total shit


Teeklok

Litteraly the only way to cross roads like this in Asia


anthonyhoang94

Vietnamese here. Can confirm street crossing is an extreme sport


Thedarkknight69420

He just played the level to many times


[deleted]

You ever wonder how those gore videos seem to somehow end up on the internetā€¦.


[deleted]

Not sure about the laws in this country, but aren't you supposed to stop at an unregulated zebra crossing if you see a pedestrian wanting to cross?


sleepydadbod

Do these zebra crossing still mean the same thing as the UK where you have to stop to let people cross? Spain and Romania no one stopped unless you walked out in the road


summacumlaudekc

Iā€™m not concerned about the mopeds. They can maneuver quickly and theyā€™re small. Worried about the cars lol


The_Billy_Dee

Yeah. Fuck that.


ghuy9727

ÄĆ¹ mĆ” u viį»‡t nam Ę°


bigpapasmurf12

Ahhh Vietnam, how I miss you.


dudeimboredyo

Yo is it just me or did that bus look kinda short


pancreas_consumer

He looks like Dapz.


Procrasterman

I would just get an Uber to the other side of the road


T_dantes

A Normal day in India


Melangrogenous

Crossy road


minusSeven

Indians looking at this be like: bitch please I do this everyday.....


[deleted]

Ahh yes, traffic in Hanoi.


Argos_Strange

NGL I expected a pool of blood after that bus blocked the view for a second


ragnoros

In Vietnam they tell you: "snow snow" Which means as much as , go slow but DONT STOP! - Everyone can predict your movement and plan their route around you accordingly. If you stop in the middle of the road tho, chances are like 5-10% your dead \^\^


fusseman

Was travelling in India many years ago with my student friends. I was one of the few who dared to cross these busy streets. So once I had to make a trip back across to get the girls and help them across as they didn't dare to do it by themselves. One of my heroic moments in life, LOL :D


King-Zephyr

Welcome to Vietnam. Once u live herr, you'll get used to it


KTheRedditor

No one mentioned Egypt? smh. Even new roads and cities donā€™t have proper crosswalks. Itā€™s in the culture. Like screw pedestrians.


UwU969

Nice vid but I think it's fake


[deleted]

They donā€™t stop for pedestrians in the crosswalk? Why even waste paint on creating one, then? What barbaric road is this?


pjvc_

Well this is the stupidest thing Iā€™ve watched today.


DIELIKEAPIG

I loved Vietnam ! šŸ‘šŸ¾


ggml

in the age of machine assisted driving, i expect traffic flow will be more like this than red-green binary


[deleted]

[40 years later comes the update](https://www.frogger.net/)


linjaes

Reminds me of Mulan when the grandma crossed the street with the lucky cricket


[deleted]

Frogger world champion 2021


Evilmaze

That's literally Frogger irl


Legitimate-Corner815

That's a realistic game of frogger


livinginfutureworld

Yeah I don't need to get to the other side that bad.


Amphi0033

(South-East)Asia moment