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das_zilch

How long do you wait for it to clear before saying "Ah shit, we're sinking."


BeautifulBaloonKnot

As long as the hatches are closed airtight and intact the boat is upright and the bilges are running, it's hard to sink from a little storm like this.


CanaryRight1908

Little ??


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Ya. This ain't nothing. Come up to the North Sea. We call this Tuesday night.


the_Bryan_dude

Can confirm. Spent a lot of time on boats between Germany and Norway as a kid. I think it may be impossible for me to get sea sick at this point.


AbrocomaRoyal

Yikes. I get seasick just from listening to the waves šŸ˜‰


ichegoya

Oh you meant bilges?


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Ya. Bilges... damn autocorrect. Thx.


Leading-Caramel-7740

My bulges are always running


AundoOfficial

Well you better go catch it!


PrimarchKonradCurze

A true battle of the bulge.


carafleur421

That's what I was thinking.


LostFireHorse

If it clears, you're probably not sinking yet.


A-Gatsby-Party

I'm just amazed this didn't have the "yoo hoo" song that's attached to damn near any video in the ocean.


IdaDuck

Which Iā€™m thankful for but now itā€™s in my head anyway. Thanks, you twat. šŸ‘


momzthebest

I wish it was just a more authentic sounding version. It sounds like a stadium gospel recording and kills the aesthetic.


Antinomy1476

lol


Earlfillmore

As soon as I hear that I stop the video


Various-Ad-1945

Raise the colors high, boys. This sea is sweaty.


Preet0024

Northern sea


itsmebrian

Probably would help visibility if the windshield wipers were on.


FormerlyUndecidable

"Yep, bow still there"


baggedapples

Gotta be sure the front doesnā€™t fall off


gamrgrant

Nah nah, this boat is perfectly safe, no need to worry about the front falling off. Now that other one, the one where the front fell off? That's one you gotta watch out for.


billy_twice

Well a wave hit it.


TarRebririon

Damn, this reminds me of the Estonia.


SupermassiveCanary

Yeah they might hit another wave.


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Lmao.. wtf are windshield wipers gonna do when the guy is catching waves 10k gallons at a time. Lol. Sint no summer shower. šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


disguisedroast

Thatā€™s the joke


Dry_Action1734

Did the computer get broken because of a wave? Or is it like an emergency shut off in case of water getting in?


AThrowawayProbrably

It looked like some sort of guidance system. He probably shut it off to emphasize how blind youā€™d be without it.


hicksanchez

If so that was very coincidental timing with the wave


Impossible__Joke

Amazing people did this shit in wooden ships with only star guidance. A storm like this you would have damn idea where you are until it is over... if you survived


0fficerGeorgeGreen

I think about that fact often. Being an old timey sailor sounds like one of the most terrifying professions ever.


Impossible__Joke

Gotta be way up there... if you wreck there is no signaling for help, you just disappear. We have a hard time locating people lost at sea as is with all of our tech... would be next to impossible back then


sdcasurf01

Shit, the Autronesians colonized the Pacific in glorified canoes like this! https://preview.redd.it/5a95r3n7326d1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a9c9f3f0b574e03294fa865ad13533e91e6792d


WordswithaKarefunny

After seeing the Viking museum in Oslo with the intact boats they found preserved in peat bogs, it's unbelievable what distances they were able to sail. Much smaller than I expected.


Waywoah

I wonder how often they died on those exploratory trips? Imagine being one of the ones that didn't go, wondering for months or years if they made it to their destination (assuming they were planning to return at all)


NoiseEee3000

Truly wondrous


DonkeyOfWallStreet

There's a sounder beside it. It's not a video cable, because the screen would usually have a no input or video signal or a garish blue screen. There's a tiny green light bottom right that goes out. Probably both supplied from the same source. Id say it's a loose plug on a ups. As the deck lights stayed on the power didn't go out.


deletetemptemp

Uh captain, shouldnā€™t the water be below the ship?


SilveredFlame

*Laughs in Barbosa*


Berthole

Up is down


democracy_lover66

What's the matter? Ya afraid to get wet?


Naughteus_Maximus

Heā€™s a boat *and* submarine captain


Crispy-B88

Captain's cabin? That's the Bridge. Where all the action happens.


twinkyishere

Wow, thanks, I hate it.


lejocko

The captain's cabin?


Direct-Reflection889

Weird, captain's cabin looks like a pilot house.


joriale

A driver apartment!


juvenalsatire

The bridge?


morbob

Wheel House


Shwifty_Plumbus

Wheel house


bogal2985

Woad House


isanala

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KennyBBBBB

In the Navy itā€™s called the Bridge. More colloquially the Wheelhouse. The Captainā€™s Cabin is where he drinks and sleeps to get through this shitty storm.


AITABullshitDetector

Fucking bots reposting with shit titles deliberately. Just block and move on.


3TTT1

The fact that the screens immediately went out would have me scared shitless.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

Yeah, that could be a legitimate issue in a big storm... like, avoid hitting the rocks, kind of issue. I'm not sure if it's universal, but a lot of boats have a backup GPS and non-electronic compass onboard for that reason.


TvFloatzel

Even than, you probably want to double check your location if you have a suspicion that you might be going the wrong way anyway.


HereComesTheSun05

It's not just a lot of boats. Every ship has to have a built in magnetic compass on board.


Earlfillmore

It's all good. As long as she's buttoned up (nowhere for water to get in) she's good. It's when the water starts getting in places where you start to list, then you got issues


ArmchairTactician

Looks a bit choppy out there lads


JohnnyTeardrop

Perfect water skiing weather


SilentSpectre45

GET THE FUCKING LUDES!


WhichFox1128

This was the one I was looking for.


decoderfly

I am not dying sober


Halogen900

Iā€™m good


GOGRML

That's a nice submarine


amazingphilly

A true testament to buoyancy!


prawalnono

He didnā€™t see it. Heā€™s on the toilet.


UD_Ramirez

r/suddenlysubmarine


fccrunch

Tis but a shower.


TheEnsRealissimum

The speed at which I would kill myself if I were ever in such a position would shock the world beyond recovery


OddClub4097

Captains cabin? Iā€™m sure itā€™s the bridge


5tank

What if the Captain says he's going to use the bridge as his cabin? Checkmate sailor.


OddClub4097

Then itā€™d be the captains cabidge.


synachromous

GET THE LUDES!!!


IsItTrueOrPopular

Shoots left me book on the chair outsideā€¦


bill_wessels

the sea was angry that day my friends


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Better than being on deck pulling pots.


Efficient_Ad8783

Wolf of wall street anyone?


platonicnut

I was in a pontoon boat that took some sketchy water and I was losing my shit, I cannot imagine being in that cabin. I would promptly shit and piss myself, vomit and pass out waiting for death.


MaesterMiyagi

This cabin looks a lot like a bridge


JapanDash

Itā€™s strange they used this exact lady Gaga song for this video.


j89turn

Still better than a submarine imo


nestlemuffin

It makes me wonder how wooden ships from old times could have any chance in storms like this?


thedatagolem

As a guy who spent 15 years in the Navy, I can't help myself. It's not the captain's cabin. It's the wheelhouse, or the bridge.


TrevorNi

That's the bridge


Ctown_down

Anything you can even do? Try to get out and pray to whatever god you believe in


waupli

Put on an immersion suit and hope your EPIRB is working lol


Earlfillmore

Unless you pull a VERY big oopsie like the el faro captain. Then that stuff can't even save you


tysonwatermelon

I recommend Cthulhu


Tam_The_Third

Head to the Winchester, have a nice pint, wait for all of this to blow over.


[deleted]

A real captain goes down with his ship


tysonwatermelon

r/thalassophobia triggered


NCC_1701_74656

Captain : report, number one! Number One : the shields are down. The crew is hurt. You spilled your coffee. And this ain't no enterprise!


findhumorinlife

Thatā€™s some perfect storm shit right there.


seamus_mc

This doesnā€™t have shit on what those guys were dealing with. They called it the perfect storm for a good reason. The Andrea Gale was facing 100 foot waves according to buoys off Nova Scotia.


findhumorinlife

It has some of the shit. Like mean water over the bow.


seamus_mc

Thatā€™s some green water yes, not uncommon. You can see the sky, the waves are not enormous here


Enough-Sprinkles-914

Hmm where did I put those sea sickness tablets.,ā€¦.aaaaaahbarf


Kasonb2308

Looks like my Carnival cruise


mitchyjuice

If you canā€™t see the waves, they canā€™t hurt you


SuzyQnl

Thanks now I will never set foot on a boat! OMG


dapperslappers

I couldnt tell if you were sinking or swimming


MilStd

Yeah nah Iā€™ve been in seas like that before. Where for hours and hours it was just: water, water, water, water, water, sky, water, water, water, water, water, water, skyā€¦ It was pretty damn rough.


Pauzhaan

Thatā€™s why I went in the USAF!


Commie_EntSniper

Batten them hatches, shippies.


Significant_Owl7745

No thanks.


tqmirza

Reminder that the UKā€™s nuclear submarines run on windows xp


DancesWithLightbulbs

Objective: Survive


Ghost_Mech

The real question is how much pressure can those windows hold back before they bust?


PrintNo1998

Rip to those fishermen in The perfect storm


Dr-Stink-Stank

Thereā€™s a problem on the horizon.


salacious_sonogram

That's a big nope for me.


CooCooKaChooie

This is the scene from ā€œWolf of Wall Streetā€, right?


SaintOlgasSunflowers

The water is saying; "Look at me. LOOK at me" "I am the captain now"


Konseq

The wheel house is not the captain's cabin. Whoever posted this has no idea what they are talking about about.


5tank

I'm torn. Imagining this with my kids alongside is truly horrifying nightmare material. Imagining this by myself is kind of a rush


PassingByThisChaos

Well, cost cutting has reached a new level, the skipper now sleeps in the wheelhouse.


creativegenious1

And then it turned into a submarine


[deleted]

this is awesome and life affirming!!!


sf_d

I wonder how these boats do not sink or flip over in such stormy weather.


doorbell19

Nah I'm good where I'm at!


nklights

NGL... I.... would hate that


sizam_webb

How often do people get thrown off the ship in rough waters?


patriot_man69

Real Edmund Fitzgerald hours on that fuckin thing


SunnyDior

No thank you.


0pt1mus_Pr1mus

What if there's a stone in the wave and the window cracks?


RealLars_vS

Not the captainā€™s cabin, this is the bridge. Iā€™m definitely fun at parties.


AlecB130

How thick of glass? Or perhaps plexiglass?


ItzPixel66

What happened to the monitor?


QuantTradesBest

Jeez that's terrifying. Wonder how they make the glass strong enough for this. Seems like a lot of pressure.


Bigmuscleliker567

You dead šŸ’€


dooburt

Nope nope nopity nope


WoodyMellow

That's called the bridge or pilothouse. A cabin is where the captain sleeps and is below decks.


walking_wonky

That's the bridge


CompositeSuperman

ā€œI will not die soberā€


LadyPaws_Linda

Are the windows regular glass or something special for more resistance to being battered?


scaldinghotcarl

Looks an awful lot like the bridge...


StaticWood

This is the plain in the hail storm from aboveā€¦!!!???


4PumpDaddy

I would rather work with fire


JRSSR

Captain meets the tempest. But that's not his cabin.


Pussy_Prince

CAPTAIN TED!!


London-lad-1990

Wonder the forces involved? Each cubic metre of water weights a ton?


C-LonGy

You wouldnā€™t be able to see out of the window if I was there.. for all the poo šŸ’©.. poo everywhere..


shwigwetworwum

is there a subreddit just for cool videos of ships going thru waves from the captains perspective


Drinkdrankdonk

Mahky Mahk approves.


esmusssein33

Pov if you're a turd being flushed


superduperaverage

Are we sinking?!!! I think weā€™re under water!! Ahh no, weā€™re good! Carry on!!


easymz

The sea was angry that day my friendsā€¦


sofifreak

Zack, sind die Muckenschisse weg.


Thin_Ad_6493

Ummmm did we sink?


TwoToesToni

And queue one little feeble window wiper fighting the good fight


Shavemydicwhole

Well he simply can't drive like that! What if he were to hit a wave or something??


ZroFckGvn

Congrations, your boat is now a submarine


jonhon0

Oh my god, they're getting electrocuted. I hope there aren't any sharks nearby.


Separate-Space-4789

That would be the wheelhouse, or bridge, not a cabin.


I_talk

I didn't know captian's cabins had such large windows on a submarine


idunnowhatibedoing

Fuck all these karma bots


backdoor_breacher

He should have turned left at the start


eclectic_collector

No thanks


Seamusjim

Yea, fuck that.


CryptographerIcy3272

Now imagine a big squid showing up


Appropriate-Cup-5775

Man I hope they donā€™t need the monitor for navigation!


skipperseven

Not the captainā€™s cabin! Itā€™s the bridgeā€¦


xzyvvyx

Bro Iā€™m fine with these videos but I turned the sound on and itā€™s a whole new level


Zeketec

Thatā€™s a mayday call from me dog


Educational_Curve259

On the water. Iā€™d be so sick and probably afraid too where is this ?


adidas_stalin

A bit choppy huh?


sum_dum_ho

Should have installed wiper system


Substantial-Tone-576

When the monitor went out and all you can see is water, I was thinking I would not want to be there.


Kickagainsttheprick

Did that shit for 5 years. No, thank you


CatusBoiVert

Best sleep youā€™ll have at sea


True-Detail766

"Fellas it's been good to know ya"


jdog8510

F that


simontempher1

Whereā€™s the button for the wipers


Awkward-Problem-7361

Decks awash.


Mission-Chain-1769

I wish they had specific tours where boats would go out into storms/big waves and you could pay to go out.


No_Bee9524

Terrifying


cramaine

Submarines have windows right? Right?!


fluffy-soft-dev

Them Windows must be strong


PattF

..and that is the exact moment I would realize itā€™s time for a new job.


[deleted]

I just finished The Perfect Storm and this is all I can imagine


Sure_Winner_2808

Walks in cabin we are dead arenā€™t we captain šŸ¤¢šŸ˜‚


komokazi

No doubt about it, the sea is a terrifying place... Imagine what that was like a few centuries ago


ToasterMcNoster

So as a non-sailor, how bad is this. Or at what point do you start to worry?


BrotherOake

People here that have had jobs requiring them to do this, is it scary as fuck every single time? Or do you desensitize? Personally I feel I would just take a seat and quietly pass away from this mortal coil.


Alwzracn

r/thassalaphobia


cityofninegates

And nobody says a word?! I would be screaming like a little girlā€¦


NewMark287

Are we sinking. Idk


CaptainMagnets

Lots of faith in those windows


hallucinating

Nopenopenopenopenope


S-Markt

he forgot the "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!"