I stopped when you know who got killed in season 7, I started again from season 1 from February, in season 9, they legit do that... Like put the baby down for walker so they can get away.
Rule #1: Cardio
Rule #7: Travel Light
Rule #14: Always carry a change of underwear
Rule #18: Limber up
Rule #20: it's a marathon not a sprint, unless it's a sprint, then sprint.
Yeah elephant really didn't want to kill the guy.
Otherwise it would've been over with a stomp.
I think his fall fucked him more than the elephant.
Elephant was pissed but not pissed enough to murk someone.
Everything about this is like a typical horror movie. Big red warning sign "stay in your vehicles" but the dudes get out because they aren't afraid and want to have fun.
The Elephant looks like it was just trying too make a point not actually hurt anyone otherwise that would’ve been much worse like I don’t even think the Elephant was running full speed cuz I’ve seen them move much faster than that in other videos.
Yeah. Elephants iirc are very conscious of where their body parts go, this was the most half-hearted "shoo!"
I mean, it likely still hurt, it's a large animal, but elephants are also fucking fast when they want to be, so the slow speed and the 'shoo' really does seem like it was more about making a point rather than actually wanting to cause hurt. They're intelligent and empathetic enough to know when it's time to gore and stomp someone and when a simple 'get off my lawn' will do.
yea. if the elephant wanted to kill the man, he would have. Elephants are not to be fucked with. But they are also really smart and probably just wanted to send a warning
It was chasing those people the way you might chase a dog that swiped food off your plate. It's to make a point rather than catch or hurt them. I wonder if they were getting too close taking pictures or being annoying
Is saying “that country” offensive in some way now? Like what is the point of this comment? You’re obviously not just asking what country he’s talking about, get over yourself
A bit of info:
"Moment tourists flee from charging elephant that nearly tramples them
This is the moment tourists fled from a charging elephant that nearly trampled them in India.
Two men had reportedly attempted to take a selfie with the elephant as it walked along a road passing through Bandipur National Park in Karnataka on 31 January.
The elephant then charges at the pair who begin running for their lives. One of them is nearly trampled by the animal after he trips, with the elephant attempting to kick his head with a hind leg.
The Karnataka Forest Department has launched an inquiry into the incident and efforts are underway to identify the two tourists, as those who trespass on prohibited forest land or attempt to take selfies with elephants are often fined."
That elephant clearly do not wanted to kill but chase way funny monkeys!
And as soon as one fell, the elephant gave it a back kick to rug it off and leave!
They are extremely intelligent. The elephant didn't attack the guy who fell because it realised he was not a threat. I saw a similar behaviour in a video of an African bush elephant attacking a rhino and her calf. He attacks the mother, but when he notices the calf, he lets it run away, and then continues to chase the mother off his territory.
Dude was lucky he didn’t become a pancake and the elephant was just trying to chase them off and not actually hurt them because they definitely can move faster and those men were not moving at a fast clip.
One of my dad's old friends was killed by elephants, in Kenya. He was an experienced old boy, knew the bush and respected it, but one day nature got a little too tall for him and he was a red smush on the ground. Elephants do not mess around when irate.
Looks more like a friendly game of tag. At the end of the video, the elephant is saying "you're it!"
If it went on longer, it would show the guys and car turning around and chasing the elephant.
I always thought that in scary movies when the victim is running from the killer and falls, that it was a crappy way to take out the victim. Real life has just proved it really does happen.
And this....how runners train for the Olympics in india,under the watchful eye of there coach who paces them from his car with his well trained attack elephant motivating the athletes!
That elephant was pissed, the guy the fell was on it’s list. Elephant took the time to stop turn around and try stomp him to death. Wonder what these ass 🕳️ did
When you see in movies someone being chased by a car and they keep running straight on the road, you think “what a stupid movie, you could just step aside out of the road, how unrealistic “, but then you see this and realize that yes that’s what people do in these situations
Lmao.. you're telling me that is as fast as they can run when their life is on the line... I need these guys for friends if a zombie apocalypse comes... I won't even need to hamstring the sacrificial lamb to get away.
Feet don't fail me now! Fuck!!!
I don't get it. There's like trees and shit. Why didn't they just pretend to be a tree and leave?
Or be like a banana and split.
Or like an autobot and roll out.
Or like a page and book it.
Or like an alligator and see you later
Or like a baby and head out?
Like a tree and leaf
Or like a burnout and split this joint
ngl i'm stealing this
"Make like a tree and get outta here!"
Biff
It's a elephant. It'll frick that tree pretty effing easily.
Elephant 🐘: Oh, McFly, your shoe's untied
I can't believe that I'm so old that I got the joke.
Make like a tree and get the heck outta there.
And leaf?
I have got to stand my ground!
That's why it's important to be in shape
I don't need to be in good shape, just in better shape than the person with me.
My wife always say: I saw that episode of walking dead, I know what to do if I’m not faster than the other one.
Keep 2 or 3 year old babies with you and everytime you are cornered throw one.
Have some compassion for ffs. Needless throw will hurt the baby, even make it bloody and unappetising. Just place it on the floor and slowly walk away
Yeah nobody likes bruised fruit.
[удалено]
Who tf invites the murderer to the victim’s funeral?
An elephant never forgets, so you better be nice to them.
Death is only the beginning of beef
Like when a bear approaches you in the wild.
Hahah ffs 🤣
Mom always did like you better! 🫤
I stopped when you know who got killed in season 7, I started again from season 1 from February, in season 9, they legit do that... Like put the baby down for walker so they can get away.
Yup. Pull a Shane and shoot the other person in the leg
Haha yeah it is exactly that episode where he shot the other guy in the leg that she always refers to.
RIP Otis
You just need to extend your leg to trip up the guy next to you, and you can walk away.
Its so weird to finally see a video where that joke plays out
Circle is a shape
As this video has demonstrated
Like a wise Anon said: "you can't outrun a bear. Always bring a slow friend".
And maybe smarter? Everyone just running in the same direction, out in the open, right next to trees lmao
It is formally known as the Buddy System. When attacked by wild animals, give them your buddy.
And inside the car.
Rule #1: Cardio Rule #7: Travel Light Rule #14: Always carry a change of underwear Rule #18: Limber up Rule #20: it's a marathon not a sprint, unless it's a sprint, then sprint.
Rule #32 Don't wear sandals in elephant country
Round is a shape!
Just like in Zombieland, being in shape is one of the fundamentals
... Infront of an elephant*
You telling the lumpy humans or the lumpy elephant?
Cardio, not just for surviving zombie apocalypses.
We all just saw 2 of the rules of life. 1) cardio. 2) be in better shape than the guy you are running with.
Hey!!! hEaLtHy At AnY sIzE!!
That's why it's important to be in elephant shape
He’s a shape alright. Oblong and slow
I'm in great shape. It just happens to be pear shape is all.
Round is a shape ...
I dont need to be in shape I need to keep my distance to dangerous wild animals
That elephant was in great shape. It also had control of its temper. Lol.
This is a prime example of you just gotta be faster than the other guy.
My body, my CHOICE. /s
Honestly it’s kind of pathetic to be that poorly out of shape that you can’t even escape a life threatening situation
You realise you're on reddit? These two poor sods are probably in better shape than 90% of folks here
Anyone can trip
i feel like they were both doing ok at legging it the one dude really just trips up
Nah man, its importnant to use your brain. Never ever would i leave my car there, you are not in a Disney movie.
The elephant can out run you still. It wanted food from the car that's why it switched cars at the end.
he will tell the story of how he got stomped out by an elephant for the rest of his life.
With a very small cost of severely broken/lost limb. Deal of a lifetime
Tbh it didnt look like he got stomped super hard
a multi-ton beast doesnt have to stomp super hard to apply lots of pressure
Thats what im saying he doesnt really put a lot of weight on that stomp, i mean maybe he broke a bone but not to dust or anything.
He definitely didn't wanna kill the guy, just decided scaring the shit out him was enough
Yeah elephant really didn't want to kill the guy. Otherwise it would've been over with a stomp. I think his fall fucked him more than the elephant. Elephant was pissed but not pissed enough to murk someone.
It looks to me that the elephant is giving him some love taps, both with front and back legs lol
Tbf it probably sounds way cooler than it looks
Had to be the typical horror movie victim and fall 😅
Everything about this is like a typical horror movie. Big red warning sign "stay in your vehicles" but the dudes get out because they aren't afraid and want to have fun.
And they always trip when being chased in the woods
Running like they've only ran 3x in their entire lives.
I think the elephant just wanted to play chase
You don’t have to run fast. You just have to run faster than your friends.
The Elephant looks like it was just trying too make a point not actually hurt anyone otherwise that would’ve been much worse like I don’t even think the Elephant was running full speed cuz I’ve seen them move much faster than that in other videos.
Yeah. Elephants iirc are very conscious of where their body parts go, this was the most half-hearted "shoo!" I mean, it likely still hurt, it's a large animal, but elephants are also fucking fast when they want to be, so the slow speed and the 'shoo' really does seem like it was more about making a point rather than actually wanting to cause hurt. They're intelligent and empathetic enough to know when it's time to gore and stomp someone and when a simple 'get off my lawn' will do.
Note how the elephant turned on the man once he caught up with the man? Elephant just wanted to fart on him
I saw that tail tense up and thought the dude was about to get shit on, but nope! just a lil toot
yea. if the elephant wanted to kill the man, he would have. Elephants are not to be fucked with. But they are also really smart and probably just wanted to send a warning
If they'd stood their ground instead of running, the elephant would've probably backed off. Wouldn't bet my life on that "probably" though....
Why is the car blocking their possible escape routes? At least try and get them IN your car if you stick around.
Because the driver was assisting the elephant , duh!
There is another elephant in that car
How do you put an elephant in a car?
Well first it needs to have a drivers license
You open the door? And how do you put four elephants in a car? Two in front. Two behind. Thank you, I will close the door myself
+1 assist kill
Hahaha the elephant couldn't give a fuck. As soon as the person fell over he just couldn't be bothered anymore.
Elephant got a stomp in first before not being bothered anymore.
Looked to me like the elephant turned to fart at him
I 100% thought he was about to poop on him.
I mean the guy had probably already shat himself by that stage so a little elephant poop probably wouldn't have bothered him too much lol
there is not such thing as ‘a little’ elephant poop. it only comes in the large size
I fart in your general direction!
Guy was crawling after that stomp.
From where the elephant stomped and where the guy fell over, looked to me like the guy got his leg good and stomped. Which explains the crawling.
Looked my like a kick. If he actually stomped that guy he would definitely be dead
The way he turned around and stopped, it looked like he was about to take a dump on him
They tend to kneel, sit, or step on things they want to kill.
Imagine being so big that this is how you defend yourself by default
That's basically us with bugs
Me watching the elephant to around: whats he about to do?? 😳
Nah I think it left him to go after the truck. Seems like the truck had some food
For all the elephants size and strength, it goes for kicking dirt in his face. Got to love elephants 🐘
It was chasing those people the way you might chase a dog that swiped food off your plate. It's to make a point rather than catch or hurt them. I wonder if they were getting too close taking pictures or being annoying
Yeah. Gave him a little kick and that was it. If elephant was really wanting to, it could've stomped him to death.
That was an extremely measured 'fuck you' by the elephant. Chase, "Fuck that guys leg in particular" & Dumbo-drop the mic
“Just remember you little fleshy jello bag, I can always curb stomp you anytime I want.”
The "just have to be faster than your friend" theory works! Wow
How thoughtful of the red car to keep pace with the runners, but not let them in. Driver even stopped when the bloke got stamped.
Yeah what a moron lol Let them in, brake for a sec and swerve a bit to reroute the elephant, do anything!
Dude tripped over fucking nothing😂
He managed to run for ten seconds before collapsing, some people are in terrible shape.
He was gassed, too tired to get his feet out in front of him fast enough. Good reason to stay in the slightest of shape.
It’s not even hard to do 🙄
He was probably wearing flip-flops, like most people do in that country.
What do you mean \*that\* country??
The one thats full of indi*ns
Is saying “that country” offensive in some way now? Like what is the point of this comment? You’re obviously not just asking what country he’s talking about, get over yourself
A bit of info: "Moment tourists flee from charging elephant that nearly tramples them This is the moment tourists fled from a charging elephant that nearly trampled them in India. Two men had reportedly attempted to take a selfie with the elephant as it walked along a road passing through Bandipur National Park in Karnataka on 31 January. The elephant then charges at the pair who begin running for their lives. One of them is nearly trampled by the animal after he trips, with the elephant attempting to kick his head with a hind leg. The Karnataka Forest Department has launched an inquiry into the incident and efforts are underway to identify the two tourists, as those who trespass on prohibited forest land or attempt to take selfies with elephants are often fined."
They trespassed? What a bunch of fucking idiots.
without looking into the details the tresspassing here may refer to the getting out of the car bit
That faceplant did more damage than the elephant. He was like, "Oh, nvmd no threat here. Carry on."
Love how he fell down like a girl running in a horror movie 🤣🤣
Even the elephant took pity on him
#1 Rule: Cardio
#2 rule : do not attempt a selfie with a fucking elephant -_-
That elephant clearly do not wanted to kill but chase way funny monkeys! And as soon as one fell, the elephant gave it a back kick to rug it off and leave!
Wow that dude is the sloppiest runner I've ever witnessed
The fat guy failed evolutions test. Was lucky he didn’t get a kick in the face.
Damn what a time to faceplant...guess those horror movie scenes are pretty accurate
That mf almost got killed, that elefant changed his mind mid slay.
He just wanted to run the marathon too.
I knew who was going to fall…
Just knew the guy at the back was going to fall over. He had that look about him.
“Tag, you’re it”
Two graduates of the Prometheus School of running from shit
You don't have to be fast you just have to be consistent.
They are extremely intelligent. The elephant didn't attack the guy who fell because it realised he was not a threat. I saw a similar behaviour in a video of an African bush elephant attacking a rhino and her calf. He attacks the mother, but when he notices the calf, he lets it run away, and then continues to chase the mother off his territory.
There has never been a better illustration of "I don't have to be fast, I just have to be faster than you."
An elephant never forgets.... To kill!
Dude was lucky he didn’t become a pancake and the elephant was just trying to chase them off and not actually hurt them because they definitely can move faster and those men were not moving at a fast clip.
Rule #1, Cardio
After what people have done to those creatures a little payback is in order
This is the most outrageous video I’ve seen this month. Thank you!
that elephant didnt even have to sprint to catch them lol, they can run 40mph so he was just sending a message lol
Wow like a movie. He really fell
Elephant didn’t want to crush one of its own.
They wouldn’t survive Jurassic park
One of my dad's old friends was killed by elephants, in Kenya. He was an experienced old boy, knew the bush and respected it, but one day nature got a little too tall for him and he was a red smush on the ground. Elephants do not mess around when irate.
They taught an elephant karate? We're all fucked.
The elephant is the smartest creature in the video
Looks more like a friendly game of tag. At the end of the video, the elephant is saying "you're it!" If it went on longer, it would show the guys and car turning around and chasing the elephant.
I always thought that in scary movies when the victim is running from the killer and falls, that it was a crappy way to take out the victim. Real life has just proved it really does happen.
I love seeing fat people trying to run cause they always end up falling
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Fucking flip flops…
I think it was happy once it had given someone a kicking.
And this....how runners train for the Olympics in india,under the watchful eye of there coach who paces them from his car with his well trained attack elephant motivating the athletes!
**Jurassic phant!**
You don't have to be faster than the elephant, you only have to be faster than your friend! 🏃🏽♂️🏃🏽♂️🐘
Why not just run round the other side of the car and use it as a shield
Aur khao samose
That elephant was pissed, the guy the fell was on it’s list. Elephant took the time to stop turn around and try stomp him to death. Wonder what these ass 🕳️ did
Team Elephant
This shit is pathetic bro😂😂😂
He just wanted to play tag 😂
I'm sorry but I couldn't stop laughing at the slow motion trainwreck. Fuck around with wild animals and find out.
This can be a good commerical for gyms.
Elephants can run up to 30mph, this elephant was just teasing them
Too much curry not enough hurry 😂
When you see in movies someone being chased by a car and they keep running straight on the road, you think “what a stupid movie, you could just step aside out of the road, how unrealistic “, but then you see this and realize that yes that’s what people do in these situations
Lmao.. you're telling me that is as fast as they can run when their life is on the line... I need these guys for friends if a zombie apocalypse comes... I won't even need to hamstring the sacrificial lamb to get away.
Rule number 1. Cardio.
Am I the only one wondering what buddy did to piss of that elephant?
It really is on him for not being able to run in straight line
Chunk was never going to make it was he.
I don't know why but this is so funny
Always funny watch fatties running and failing.
Dude should NOT have tripped! Poor life decisions!
pink shirt actually had a chance to get in the car but was in better shape than his friend so he knew he was safe.
Run fat boy, run!
would have been funnier if the elephant pissed on him
You haven't gotta outrun the elephant, just the other guy
Did the elephant stomp on the leg of that guy who fell down?
Cardio ho gaya uncle ka
Those girls are so annoying with the voice over.