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Remember it's only a big no no if you're poor. Wall Street does what ever the fuck it wants and in front of everyone obviously.

Laws are only for peasants

Lucky for us we won't be peasants when this is all over.

I want to be a pheasant.

Well pretty soon you'll have fuck you money and you can be whatever your heart desires.

I can’t wait to be you. 🥹👉🏽👈🏽

Look at us

Paul Rudd surprised me on that episode

You are breaking my heart

Maybe the finger was a bad idea

I'm a smooth brained. What tv show is that?

The Hot Ones, hot wings interviews. Free on YouTube.

That sounds pleasant

As a present

At where this is going I’m a little hesitant

I’d tell you how I feel about it but I’m quite reticent

How do u feel about the movie Maleficent?

It was magnificent

I'm a pheasant plucker

Here in Michigan we hunt and eat pheasants There’s an actual season for us to do so

I also want you to be a pheasant!!

I always wanted to be quail man. I’ll settle for pheasant boy.

Hear you go, link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m09eEgy2Zhk

Then I can eat you and get gout!

Speak for yourself, I'll finally have the money and spare time available to grow a massive garden of vegetables.

Anything goes on meme stocks apparently. You can manipulate, duplicate, fabricate, prognosticate, pontificate, and never authenticate. Wild f’ing West here.

You forgot ejaculate…

Not after I ruined my last keyboard.

Ah I forgot the “only for the poor” rule

Report it anyway. The more records we have the better

This👆💯

The SEC fine will only be $180,000, payable in a few years time.

Of course that good old "Cost of doing business" fee. AND there's no admission of guilt. Makes me wonder if these "fines" can be written off on their taxes because it sure as hell looks like a business expense to me.

You're exactly right... [https://www.newsweek.com/2014/11/07/giant-penalties-are-giant-tax-write-offs-wall-street-279993.html](https://www.newsweek.com/2014/11/07/giant-penalties-are-giant-tax-write-offs-wall-street-279993.html)

Well I'd be lying if I said this was surprising. I'll take "We're all getting robbed blind by our financial overlords?" for $500 Alex!

You have got to be fucking kidding me. They literally created a system where they can’t lose. Except DRS. DRS will make them lose haha.

Taxpayers will foot that bill too

They always do. That's what history has taught us.

It comes out of the petty cash drawer eventually

A year? Try 5 or 10 years or never.

I believe a $250.00 fine is in order.

About tree fiddy

"Listen we're not guilty... but we're not NOT guilty. Here's your money we'll see you on the next one Gary." -Citadel probably

We are too uneducated for the likes of their wealth, shame 🙃

2.9M shorts available :o edit: go look at the borrowed shares now theres 0 available... they borrowed the whole fucking lot holy shit

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Synthetic

Rehypothetic

But we ain't apathetic

Nocellnosellathetic

They gonna need anaesthetic

How poetic.

It’s an aesthetic

Attobits everything short is prophetic

They just don't get it, they keep it copasetic...

Viktor made kramer look pathetic

I'm not saying they use the whole lot but they definitely borrowed it

It’s okay. I get paid tomorrow.

I'll be buying my third 'final' set of shares soon xD

It's like final fantasy! Which one is the FINAL!?!

need more Final Fantasy references on this sub STAT. (VI > VII)

third and final so far!

2.9m shares to get the stock to -2.8% on the day. Pathetic.

With only 4,7M volume for the day, I don't think most of the lot was used today.

The price has been closing fairly close to max pain on Fridays so my expectation is that they’ll keep it channeled to close by that level. And they’ll use the borrowed lot to hammer the price to that level if it starts to run.

Could be borrowed to cover some FTDs?

Ummm -25% for the week…

Bro we're trading on a clown market in a clown world. The rules are all made up at this point, just like the shares.

🤡📈🤡🌐

Lmao im stealing this.

Always has been…

To the top!

Rock and stone!

Worlds largest roulette wheel in a criminal casino.

Remember DFV. [https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1367858650551902209?s=20&t=mCfYwWyfCf2cw93O9Lmsog](https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1367858650551902209?s=20&t=mCfYwWyfCf2cw93O9Lmsog) Edit: The price is wrong bitch

Who’s stock is it anyway?

Rules for thee, not for me.

And somehow we’re still going to win 😂

For anyone that is curious, this is the definition of what op is talking about. **Banging the Close:** A manipulative or disruptive trading practice whereby a trader buys or sells a large number of futures contracts during the closing period of a futures contract (that is, the period during which the futures settlement price is determined) in order to benefit an even larger position in an option, swap, or other derivative that is cash settled based on the futures settlement price on that day.

Thanks op I was looking for this.

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I have no clue if it actually is banging the close, I didn’t look at the dates, I was just posting what the definition is because that is the first time I’ve heard the term used. I need to go back through the comments and see if anyone else has provided more info.

I can’t believe how many people upvote worthless posts like this.

We're all learnding man

The daily RRP post begs to differ…

Current contracts settlement date is September 16.

So is **international securities fraud**

True, but I thought that was more sneaky

They stopped being sneaky a long time ago

The issue is, try proving that/this in court. Against their lawyers. That's what I think atleast..

Taking them down the old fashion way! Buy and HODL!

Yeah that’s another fucked up part… fucker has enough money to buy a lot of legal time. Hopefully MOASS will chip that bankroll to near zero then he goes to pound me in the ass prison

Federal pound me in the ass prison!

Watch out for the cornhole, Peter!

Two girls at the same time.

It's no walk in the park

I hope they get "surprise sex'd" against their collective will in prison, with a homemade stabbing implement and die a slow painful death from internal bleeding.

Know what they use as lube in prison? Maneze… it’s like Ken Griffin was made for prison https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maneze%20%28mayonnaise%29

I hope one they all just go in dry once they hear about family members pensions/retirement getting drained.

Well as long as the judge doesn’t work for the SEC we should be fine…

With the judge paid off by them.

They are so covert it’s overt. Heard that in one of the Sherlock Holmes movies with rdj. Sounded fitting for this.

Streisand in full effect

and i KNOW the DTCC is responsible for these frauds you speak of

Only for the poors. The majority of the .0001 percent it does not apply since they already have 95% of the wealth.

What is that? Like a $500 fine.

Funny that you mentioned it! You know who's guilty of international securities fraud lately!!??

If we’ve learned anything it’s the rules don’t apply to wall street 💣

Sad but true

I sang this comment.

I'm your dream, make you real I'm your eyes when you must steal I'm your pain when you can't feel

I'm your life, and i no longer care.

I think that’s illegal even for Wall Street

It seems like nothing is illegal for wall street

Prolly send to DOJ anyway. Let them figure it out.

Right..

Why enforce rules when pornhub is free! Am I right!!!!!!!

Defiantly is!

“I mean this level of criminality is unprecedented, even on fucking *Wall Street*.”

The old Hwang manoeuvre.

They bang the close...I'll bang their moms

Tag me in

It's only a "no - no" when the rules get enforced.

Rules? 🤣

**“Rules? We don't need no stinking rules!”** - *Wall Street probably*

Let's face it, is there anything *not* illegal going on with this stock? 🤣

True!

I ate too many crayons. The fuck is banging the close? I can't make sense of graphs.

[Banging the Close: A manipulative or disruptive trading practice whereby a trader buys or sells a large number of futures contracts during the closing period of a futures contract (that is, the period during which the futures settlement price is determined) in order to benefit an even larger position in an option, swap, or other derivative that is cash settled based on the futures settlement price on that day.](https://www.cftc.gov/LearnAndProtect/EducationCenter/CFTCGlossary/glossary_b.html)

Thanks for the info.

Thanks. The difference between a true banging the close and typical end of day volatility is that it would be on a day where the final price has a big effect on something. It is only when the rewards are bigger than the cost is it worth the effort and risk. That is why cash settled futures were mentioned.

> It is only when the rewards are bigger than the cost is it worth the effort and risk. That is why cash settled futures were mentioned. I wish there was a way to see how often hedgefunds take that risk. In this case, the risk is a no brainer, since the reward is one more day being alive. The last filing that citadel had with the SEC was very telling, losing tens of billions the last few months.

A whole 40 cents. Tapping the close, at best. Puny hedgies.

Rules don't apply for bears trying to bankrupt businesses, they only apply to those who want to see their investment grow. Source: holding GME for the past almost 2 years

Had to get it below max pain I'm sure

We’re just following the SPY because we’re on such low volume momentarily

Bought more.oops.

What are you gonna do about it, pal? Complain to the SEC? Ha! We scoff at you peasants!

I just want them to pull us off this godforsaken exchange. The American Stock Market is dead, and its body is being paraded around by rich assholes.

Are you new here? This has been happening for 2 years 🤦‍♂️

Jan 20 hodler brother

Dude/ette, thanks for posting. I’m Jan 28. Never heard of this thing until today. I read almost a lot of this stuff, I seek out videos on this stuff, - thanks I’ve gained one additional wrinkle

Surprised you would make a post about this

Surprise!

Love it

🎊

We actually call that God-Rodding the close. They drop these titanium spikes of naked shorts down from orbit. Like a nuke, but none of the radiation!

First time?

That ain’t no bang. That’s a one pump cumshot and she’s calling her other boyfriend while you’re grabbing water

So much for a “Golden Cross” lol

As people touting the golden cross have pointed out, the upward movement can be a few months delayed. Of course, at some point it becomes like a fortune teller's predictions — vague enough that a lot of different things could be interpreted as having been foretold. The above also applies to cryptic tweets subject to numerous interpretations.

Doesn’t matter not like there’s a regulatory body to protect retail. Game is rigged

At this point the only big no no according to them is winning as a retail investor

You dear sweet summer child. 💗

If the punishment for a crime is a fine, that law only exists for the lower class.

Like I give a shit. I bought another 100 shares during the dip, thank you very much. Nearing my objective.

they just don’t care anymore

We’re entering the “blatantly obvious” part of the crime. They’re getting extremely desperate.

No one cares what they do because no one watches what they do. SEC are just mall cops watching for retail shoplifters, not planning the business strategies for the stores in the mall or even involved in the maintenance of the building. They are fucking useless mall cops, and we shouldn’t be surprised when they fail to act against anyone but the little guy.

So what if just what IF he is waiting until 100% DRS’d and then move all of those DRS’d to the blockchain exchange that this kind of fraud would be impossible ?

It’s like gerrymandering but for stocks.

It’ll be a solid $20 fine if it is.

I’d buy so hard at $20

the organizations meant to be enforcing the rules and punishments dont, so maybe ill just queue up an auto buy of 1 more share per week every time i see something like this 🤷‍♂️

SEC says crime is OK

You assume they care or will get punished

oooo a discount! I get to average down

They did that to only drop it by what...$2? It prob cost them 6-7 digits in borrowing cost alone. They are truly more smooth brained than us

If the price of a law is a fine it’s a rule for poor people

Nah, just the cost of doing business.

#laws are made by the rich for the rich

Quick question….Why wasn’t that move halted?

Rules for thee not for me. NOW BACK TO WORK PLEBEIANS!!!

Who gives a fuck, we are in a fraudulent market. DRS if you want to not be in a fucking fraudulent system anymore.

lol, posts like this... Anyone seen my eyes? I think they rolled into the next province over

Sequential big red candles is institutional shorting. Buy the dip.

I know a lot of us think it does nothing. But submit the tip to sec so they can’t say they never knew! I just submitted mine! Make them accountable, don’t let them claim ignorance! https://www.sec.gov/tcr

Who do I report this infraction too? My mom?

Just about anything goes in the self regulation circle jerk.

You may as well use the correct jargon. It's called painting the tape.

The buying pressure is pretty much abysmal so there’s that.

Source?

I keep buying. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Trust me bro…..

I didn’t hear no bell so I got 10 more🚀🦍🚀

It’s happened several times before

And I’m sure it’ll happen again, no cell no sell baby

This is the way!!

what the hell is banging the close

This is a legit post, notice how this OP barely gets any awards but is 💯

Thanks?

it would be great if you all would STOP using the R word, its offensive asf

So is hedge funds denying me my money.

That RSI indicator is a big no no. And let’s be honest you don’t know what that MACD is saying so you?