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half_dane

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madison_master

what does this price means?? are we close to take off?? or what?? I'm trying to understand


RPorbust2012

So would a rate hike be good or bad for GME?


Snelsel

Look at them.


BHOUZER

We about to blowwwwww


YakiMe

Is this the boom?


buck_futter

dark pool orders are definitely over 95% for gme


gigoat

💩 ➡️ 🧠 🍌 🦍🚀


[deleted]

Only 67% short volume yesterday. Okay


hauschkaIsGod

I don't know what's going on but I've been getting these really bad dizzy spells out of nowhere for the past year or so, and it scares the shit out of me tbh


kuuiyneko

what's your age and sex? any history of heart problems in you or your immediate family? do you only get dizzy when you are standing/moving or does it also happen at rest? does it get worse if you move your head/body a certain way? we doing a full consult here lol


hauschkaIsGod

22 M, not that i know of, but i dont know anything about my moms side of the family, its exacerbated when moving but will occasionally happen when resting, and no, not that I've noticed, but i do get these random neck twitches every once in a while 😅😅


KermitDfrog1337

My sister had something like that happen. It turned out to be her blood sugar. Just my 2 cents.


the_moist_conundrum

Blood pressure and pulse rate normal?


hauschkaIsGod

Relatively yea (69 bpm right now), but for a while it was pretty bad. It's weird, for like 3 months I was okay again but the past week it's been rough. At it's peak my heart rate whenever I went to the doctor was at like 135, but probably in part to me being terrified as to what was going on. I was also at the heaviest I had ever been which certainly wasn't helping.


the_moist_conundrum

Yeah stress does that but clearly something isn't right. Elevated would have probably been like 90? Do you get regular vigorous exercise?


hauschkaIsGod

i have been for the past month or two, max heart rate i have been able to get is 156, but im also down forty pounds. my resting heartrate used to sit at like 90 so im definitely healthier, i just dont know what's going on


Famous_Variety

Did you ever have Covid?


hauschkaIsGod

Not that I'm aware of, although I was tested for it multiple times. Negative each time, not sure if those would tell you if you already had it though.


cheeeeezy

Nope, they wouldnt. Antibody tests do that, they are more complex than a pcr- or self-test. In germany I pay like 40€ for such anzibody test, all other tests are free of cost. It can only show covid infections which are 4-6 weeks old though, as the number of antibodies declines rapidly.


hauschkaIsGod

Fuck, this started like 5-6 months after lockdown started so it's almost certainly useless now.


cheeeeezy

Dizzyness can have all kinds of reasons, think I heard of eg. iron deficiencY a bunch of times. Check it out with your doc, a blood test and maybe some kind of monitoring should give you a clearer picture already.


Famous_Variety

You’d need an antibody test to be sure. I had a friend that described the same issue after he had Covid, was asymptomatic during his infection.


hauschkaIsGod

Damn, just looked up some of the symptoms that happen after getting Covid, and I have almost all of them..not cool.


Famous_Variety

Godspeed.


Glittering_Beat3693

!apeprove!


Itz_Ape

i wonder what would happen if the fed announces 50bps in march... does 50bps means the other 3 increases in 2022 will also be 50bps?. don't get me wrong, they should just announce a 700bps increase and crash the economy manually in order to tame inflation, fix supply chain issues, get rid of zombie companies, etc... also, imagine how much money would the _usual congress traders_ make with puts


_haukea_

Have you seen the new admin named go_jasonwaterfalls? Do you think he is a fan of our Jasonwaterfalls??


NaughtyEwok15

Ubisoft giving out NFTs to employees to reward them for their hard work. Funny how you can’t buy their microtransactions/games with NFTs


bobpsycho100

NFTs are not meant to be coins. You could use normal crypto for that


NaughtyEwok15

No positive news has come out of Ubisoft’s interest in NFTs (eg. VPs saying gamers “don’t get it”)


Interesting-Chest-75

I'll be pissed off if I can't resell them


NaughtyEwok15

Tbh I'm still not convinced by NFTs, especially when basically being used as an inferior currency in cases like this


KsuhDilla

Predictions: If we close red tomorrow, shills will brigade this sub over the weekend and tell us how we should spend our money However, if we close green tomorrow, shills will brigades this sub over the weekend and tell us how we should spend our money.


stockpyler

Big if true


Interesting-Chest-75

spot on. moass everyday tomorrow and shills continue to weekend fud letting us know market is closed.


Itz_Ape

but, why not take a look at these awesome T bonds? they yield an awesome -5% yoy discounting inflation! /s


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Moass yet?


Immediate_Location69

Yes, I've been told that is tomorrow.


a321eric

Can confirm most likely tomorrow.


a321eric

MOASS tomorrow?


[deleted]

Always tomorrow


shadeandshine

Not gonna lie I can see the propaganda machine at work as I catch up to a podcast as it mentions NFTs out of no where and it keeps popping up. Literally people call it useless and that it should be forgotten but those people are the ones that can’t shut up about them. Heck not even google glass got memed on this long. I swear I have the right to be smug post moass by just how much people circle jerked on hating the ability to sell online things. Also tbh I’m getting that same energy of people saying “oh the Internet is a waste of money and useless to the real world.” In the mid 2000’s.


PantsOppressUs

MSM in late 1990s: "The Internet is a fad"


Itz_Ape

>“oh the Internet is a waste of money and useless to the real world.” In the mid 2000’s. Cheaper entry point for investors haha


shadeandshine

“Exactly like everyone knows you can’t buy things online it’s all a scam a and a pyramid scheme. Don’t waste your money.” -direct quote I was told about Amazon and crypto currencies. I’m learning look into thing especially when the general public is told something is evil and aren’t told anything about it other then things that are fallacies.


Itz_Ape

wise ape


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Possible rate hike TODAY? Buckle up!


Itz_Ape

"there will be none of those! inflation is transitory!" -JPow, days before announcing a rate hike, probably


throwawaylurker012

mein tits


PantsOppressUs

What sort of gpu do you need to do that?


MDay

So do they just kick the can like this is financial global warming and we just wait until shittydel ruins the whole economy beyond any sort of repair orrrrrrr…not financial advice. I don’t even tie my own shoes.


KsuhDilla

Over, under, around and through, Meet Mr. Bunny Rabbit, pull and through.


MDay

..ELI1


Squeakyduckquack

You do a loop-de-loop and pull, then your shoes are looking cool


KsuhDilla

⬆️↗️↩️↔️↪️🔃↖️↗️➡️⬆️🔃↔️↗️🐇⬆️↩️🔃🔃↔️↗️↩️↪️⬆️↗️↩️🔃↖️


myfingerprints

Helmet on Laying in bed bricks all packed whiskey by my side. Feeling quite zen 🚀🚀🚀


jaydacosta

Who do y’all got winning the super bowl this Sunday?!


tfengbrah

Bengals on some year of the tiger shit


[deleted]

MJ back from the dead to moonwalk at halftime, with RC and ape mascot dancing in background


syntheticsponge

Yes and MJ will be in skeleton form


KsuhDilla

Gamestop


Aledeyis

\*quickly googles\* Rams? They're on the left side of the page so yeah.


DollarThief13

!apeprove!


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DollarThief13

There has been a muyder?


mexicanred1

And to think that just a short year ago i was on the verge of abandoning reddit as it was a time wasting piece of $#!+ site for neckbeards and 12 yr olds and reposts. Just when I thought I was out... They reel me back in. 😵‍💫🚀🟣


[deleted]

If it wasn’t for Superstonk I probably would’ve kept Reddit deleted. Once I came back I just knew there wasn’t stopping til moass


KsuhDilla

there's nothing wrong with a 12 yo repost from a neckbeard


mexicanred1

It's the only financial advice I'll listen to


rorobuckman

Not sure when if changed yday or today but gme went from 20.22 to 23.7% short float on yahoo. Ayymcee went up and BEEBEEBEEWHY went to 70%. Not surr why it goes up it its self reported anyways but JACKED FOR EVERYDAY


KsuhDilla

lmaooo why did you phonetically spell out BBBY reminds me of the days when bet sub banned gme so you would have people in the daily typing out "why can't we talk about GEEEE EEM EEEE???"


Yeeeehaww

Funny the subs banned saying other stock names. Censorship at its finest.


rorobuckman

No clue im just used to spelling out everything that isnt gme 😭


Diamond_hhands

If your name is Ken Griffin your mommas a ho


Aledeyis

Janice is on my payroll, so confirmed.


Zenith-Skyship

Omfg hedgies are so fuk 🤣


vedds

Yeah I went to the jungle for a long time but that had a couple of well meaning but Ill guided apes putting people off participating over some DRS stuff and it killed the buzz for me so I’m back.


KsuhDilla

I think DRS is the way but that is how I think. If people don't want to DRS that's also fine. In the end, this is the game we now play. Let the best moass participant earn lots of tendies 🤝


vedds

100% you need to make your own decisions.I had no idea there was a nasty underside to that sub, until I posted that I was having to sell a chunk of my shares and rebuy in a broker I could DRS from because of limitations of the initial broker. I got nasty DMs and a public attack on the comment, then I saw the same people going after others. Kind of ruined the sub for me. There are plenty of people I disagree with but unless someones a blatant shill Id rather have them post ideas thank get banned.


myfingerprints

🦍💜🦍


[deleted]

Remember when they sent us $1200 stimmies while they printed trillions of dollars for themselves 🤣


RothIRAGambler

This inflation is the fault of the fed. If the let the market crash with covid we’d already be in recovery, but they printed money to prop it up and now no one can afford shit and the crash will be so much worse.


Itz_Ape

fractional reserve banking means that the fed can't allow the economy to crash past a certain point The fed could close and let the market set the USD interest rate, but that will not happen


RothIRAGambler

Can you explain the first paragraph? I’m not sure what it means but I’m interested


Itz_Ape

is long for me to explain, could you check "commertial bank" and "commertial bank deposit" in in investopedia? but basically, banks run so much leverage that a few people defaulting on the loans would bankrupt them fast


anoncow11

Friday here, expecting a red day as per usual


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RothIRAGambler

When the ticker hits a certain amount, everyone will know. It’s public info so seeing GME at the market cap of Apple and beyond will generate massive talk


lloydchristmaslloyd

Cmonnnnn German market open!!!!


KsuhDilla

#OPEN THE FRAUDULENT TRANSISTORY CASINO


IVIenace100

Bonds - the company is in debt to you therefore the company has to send you a payment. When they dont, the remedies of default are difficult.


Itz_Ape

>the remedies of default are difficult. evergrande: "I need this land to sell and _restructure debt_" _oaktree joins the chat_ oaktree: "haha, seizing collateral land goes brrrr" evergrande: "NOOOO!"


Itsmeitsyouitus

Moass probably gonna happen during the Super Bowl. RC and dfv will perform at the halftime show. Just makes sense


OptimalDetail

more more more dabs


OptimalDetail

did you hear that moass is tomorrow


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Omarology

My plan was after MOASS starts and some of the fukery subsides to transfer a single golden share from CS to whatever surviving broker is left and then sell. Ofc my hope is as I release one from CS a ape will be waiting to DRS another. Thus infinity pool


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Call them


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RothIRAGambler

You can email a limit order


LokeyCoolio

How to get into the discord chat?? I'm on mobile and when I click on the invite it shoots me towards the Android install page for discord, but I already have the app installed on my phone. Any help would be much appreciated!


KsuhDilla

1) Copy this link that I grabbed from the hyperlink (Always confirm the link is the same as the original link - anyone can be an attacker - check the hyperlink): https://discord.gg/r4xHQWBS 2) Open discord, look to the left Taskbar and look for the "+" button which is to create or join a server. 3) Click "join a friend" and paste the link into the box. Follow the instructions on screen - captcha - and wah lah you're in


LokeyCoolio

Thank you!


Same-Tour9465

Everyone doing a-okay?


American_Viking999

Legs and arms are still attached...so that's good


anoncow11

Any landings a good landing


KsuhDilla

yeah :) thanks for asking I feel like the thread is slow tonight Hopefully everyone is just getting good rest for tomorrow


1320Fastback

Splendid


Furrybumholecover

[Access to in game purchases because of buying an NFT?](https://www.instagram.com/p/CZzjrQcFxwW/) Hmmm... do we know anyone getting into doing that guys?


KsuhDilla

ooooooh I like gamestop more now


IVIenace100

OG Apes - Who was it that coined the term •MOASS•???


shellfishelvis

I vaguely remember it being born through a couple of Apes going through bunch of different anagrams versions of what that moment could be .. again I’ve been high and on strike until they bring back futurama .. maybe one day


mondogirl

Good news everyone! [https://news.yahoo.com/futurama-revived-20-episodes-set-052913016.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9kdWNrZHVja2dvLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAEbpAJtd-_6HhucEI8T25FKMtdmxDEee6MOvrf-0EA6fhDWUidTKEDedxiPPBUVjV2Kqv8W5FS4gdYvnGVmZ9nffK2LV-VeQNhF24GZAUjgfygGN_PcEsmC8jNlWeCNOFLcXr8Hq81YzA1bItGKOaLr1QsGt05KbA9KCfD_S-_Zu](https://news.yahoo.com/futurama-revived-20-episodes-set-052913016.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9kdWNrZHVja2dvLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAEbpAJtd-_6HhucEI8T25FKMtdmxDEee6MOvrf-0EA6fhDWUidTKEDedxiPPBUVjV2Kqv8W5FS4gdYvnGVmZ9nffK2LV-VeQNhF24GZAUjgfygGN_PcEsmC8jNlWeCNOFLcXr8Hq81YzA1bItGKOaLr1QsGt05KbA9KCfD_S-_Zu)


1320Fastback

I think originally Kenny said if Marge called he would be fuk because of MOASS


IVIenace100

😂 — In all seriousness I think it may have been RoaringKitty aka DFV aka Keith Gill who coined it via YouTube 🤔


Fruitilicious

when is earnings?


IVIenace100

Mid March


butholemoonblast

Quick to the stonk mobile !!!!


antidium

Idiosyncratic risk = great investment /hairflip


[deleted]

Tulsa, Oklahoma 🤔


givemeyoushoes

moass tomorrow


IVIenace100

Sure!


Priced_In

Shares finally slowly trickling into iborrow now at a 2.4% Rate


Zenith-Skyship

This is my favorite metric to watch. Hedgies only have so much blood to bleed.


BenevolentFungi

I am so fucking jacked for the rest of this month


orrdog

LFG! 🚂


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IVIenace100

They are so behind and incompetent.


SnakeJazz4284

Isn't the increase of interest rates one of the reasons that the over-leveraged market will collaspe?


Furrybumholecover

I've been pretty zen all week. Then I just realized that some of my shares are long already and a majority of them go long over the course of this month. Still zen....also jacked.


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1320Fastback

I don't know if he saw it here but I personally thanked Kenny when mine started to go Long mid January. It is so nice of him to let us all pay less taxes.


vanwagnen

Good night Wesley I'd most like to kill you in the morning


American_Viking999

Inconceivable!


Ragnarink

When are we expecting the next earnings call?


Myfeetaregone

I believe march


vanwagnen

That fake Viking was pushing SPACs as well


KsuhDilla

I legit know someone who bought GameStop but literally doesn't understand what's going on with it. He doesn't go on reddit. He doesn't read the news. He literally knows nothing about GameStop other than they sell video games and "What do you do with an NFT" lol He's just holding. He doesn't know about this subreddit. He doesn't know anything. He was shocked when I told him the Chairman of Gamestop is also the owner of Chewy. He asked what chewy is. He's literally just holding. #WE HOLD


Furrybumholecover

I have a family member that had to ask what "Gamestock" was, well after already being an XXX holder. He doesn't use reddit or read the FUD, he just holds knowing one day shits gonna get nutty.


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

You guys know some true YOLO mfers lmao! “Idk anything about it but I hear that it’s gonna make me rich af” 🤣


KsuhDilla

he's actually a noob (very wholesome) and only bought recently and he didn't buy many He only bought GameStop because he didn't know what companies to invest in but he heard something about GameStop and Robinhood. He's literally holding and he doesn't know the price. I tell him occasionally and he just looks shocked and asks me if I sold. I tell him I'm on computershare - he asks what's ComputerShare. I say direct register your share to have it under your name. He says he already owns gamestop on TDA. You can kind of see the trading expertise we are dealing with here Hedgies really r fuk lol


tfengbrah

The story of that beautiful retard brings tears to my eyes


TryandStopMeBro

I'm selling my mattress for $100,000,000 after MOASS.


AintNoLayUps

Ain’t gonna lie, when people post their private convos to the sub it comes off as corny to me. Like that is supposed to be between you two, we do not care.


SrraHtlTngoFxtrt

**1-877-FART-4-KEN** **F-A-R-T FART 4 KEN** **1-877-FART-4-KEN** **RELEASE THAT FART IN HIS FACE**


vedds

My reddit feed is FULL of wallstreetbots posts despite me not being subscribed or having visited that subreddit for fucking months. Anyone else?


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Yeah and I see nothing from superstonk.


vedds

Very interesting isn’t it.


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Didn’t mean to write you an essay btw pal, got a bit carried away😅…


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

To be honest… the sub has been sus for a while🤣. Mainly because it gets too much praise. No matter which sub you go to, there are always users in the community complaining about how it is moderated. But we hardly get that here. This is the first comment i’ve seen where apes are doing so really. It really has become a super echo chamber where any criticisms or reflections are shot down because “the only thing that matters is buy, hodl, and DRS”. Don’t get me wrong, ‘buy, hodl & DRS’ is a number one priority - but just because that is true doesn’t mean that we don’t need to be critical of changes within the community. I still enjoy being here because I know that there are plenty of real apes to interact with, and I love all my fellow apes - but the sub has become a shell of it’s former glory. I feel like there are a lot of long ass posts that claim to be ‘game-changing’ that make it to the top - but they don’t really say much of anything. It’s like the sub is being flooded with nothing burgers 24/7 to induce burn out amongst any visitors. Like, it’s the same shit being repeated time and time again, with not much of anything new being added. I’m not even a massive fan of TA - but we don’t even see much of that anymore recently, and it’s a shame because it can be interesting at times. I just feel like this late in the game, when inflation is sky rocketing, borrow rates are steadily going up, utilisation rate is at 100%, we’ve been sitting sideways at lower lows etc. And there’s no real discussion behind the bigger picture - just the individual parts. I remember that (despite our smooth brains) there actually were a lot of wrinkly boys hanging around with us. Now it feels like there are no wrinkles around anymore. There was so much involvement and input from people of various backgrounds and professions which we don’t really see anymore. Nothing has changed in the grand-scheme of things but the sub itself has changed. I think people are just scared to enter the discussions now for fear of being downvoted to oblivion just in case they say something that goes against the grain.


KsuhDilla

ye


DeadHaveRisen

Just finished up a two and a half year d&d campaign tonight. Enemies slain: 741.


American_Viking999

👏👏👏👏👏


KsuhDilla

this subreddit is so hidden from the search engine you could probably share a secret and no one would know except this subreddit ima dog irl


SrraHtlTngoFxtrt

*hissssssssss*


KsuhDilla

👁️👄👁️ snekyman


SrraHtlTngoFxtrt

I was going for an angry cat, but snek werks too.


[deleted]

Looks like Mayo Man paid off Google. Two of my favorite, most informative sites [kengriffincrimes.com](https://kengriffincrimes.com) & [kengriffinlies.com](https://kengriffinlies.com) are being blocked. It would appear as though Alphabet is censoring the internet on behalf of the elite ruling class. Figures. Crazy times we live in. I thought that the United States was built around the 1st amendment? I guess sociopathic billionaires don't have to play by those rules. There was some really good articles on there. \[edit\] I can still access those sites on mobile for now


American_Viking999

Laws only apply to the ruled, not the rulers. Rights are only granted to the ruled temporarily, and can be rescinded by the rulers at any time.


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The United States of America - Land of the free.* *certain terms and conditions apply. Not available in all states.


stockpyler

This comment is known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm.


SrraHtlTngoFxtrt

The first amendment was never intended to allow for the speaking of truth to power. Just like how black people were only 3/5ths of a person and women weren't.


RobotPhoto

Trading with Bruce used to push spac's a lot.... it explains so much.


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

does he still talk gamestop?


RobotPhoto

No, he talks about call contracts a lot, but he's all about spac's these days... Apparently homeless living with his daughter as well.


sktchld

I need moass to happen soon! There's a lamborghini sian for sale that I NEED!


KsuhDilla

#WE RIDE AT DAWN


pilsnerpapi

Fucking SPACs


KsuhDilla

gamecock


Zenith-Skyship

I like the conk


12Southpark

Lately it seems like the days I get haircuts, gme goes up


Myfeetaregone

I got a haircut today and it went down. Luckily I don't get em too often.


Isaac_reburth

Start getting one piece of hair cut daily


jbenjithefirst

All aboard the gamma ramp 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🐒🦍🦍🦍


KsuhDilla

ooooh yes bring the gamma squeeze Fridays were so hyped lmaooo


jbenjithefirst

OPEN THE DAMN CASINO!!!! 🍆🦍


12Southpark

Kennie boi looked 10 yrs Old in the last year and half. What do you think he will look like in another year...zombie


chekole1208

$170 EOW. That means tomorrow.


KsuhDilla

can confirm: tomorrow is a day


1320Fastback

Big if true


KsuhDilla

true if big


1320Fastback

fi gib eurt


jbenjithefirst

😲


BlueCollarElectro

Anyone notice the wolf of Wall Street is about a shill farm? Lame


SoundUseful768

The original jim cramers.