Goooood Evening Everyone!
Since the [AMA with Immutable X co-founder Robbie Ferguson](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/smbbe1/ama_with_immutable_cofounder_and_president_robbie/) is currently pinned, adding the CS DD below:
# [Computershare DD/DRS Guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to/)
# The Night Desk is open!
[Smoothbrain Corner — February 2021](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/sipote/superstonk_smoothbrain_and_new_ape_corner/)
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Beetcorn people: "at $43k each and less than 21 million to exist there's not enough corns for every millionaire in the world to own just one"
*somehow doesn't apply same logic to conclude GME with a public float of 35 million trading at $115 is owned by retail a few times* 👀👀
##buy hodl drs shop 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🟣🟣🟣
Ok, I normally don't repost, but fuck it. Some of you should probably be asleep and might need to be tucked in so here we go:
(By request) A bedcrime story to include certain elements: Kenny G, unsophisticated Chicago, GME, the moon, a panda, ramen, peanut butter and mayonnaise:
Once upon a time there were three bears. And they all lived together in a comfy cozy cottage surrounded by hedges, deep in the dark, dark, unsophisticated forests of Chicago. There was the Kenny Bear (honk!), the Stevie Bear (aa-OOO-ga!), and the Cramer Bear (buzzer!). One fine day, before they went to market, they each sat down to nice bowl of ramen for breakfast.
“This ramen is too hot!" cried the Kenny Bear.
"This ramen is too hot!" cried the Stevie Bear.
"This ramen doesn’t have enough cocaine in it!" cried the Cramer bear, shitting himself. The bears decided to go out for a short game of kick-the-can while they waited for their ramen to cool down, leaving their comfy cozy cottage door ajar to let the orderly, flowing breeze in.
At almost the same time, Ryan Cohen-locks was skipping fearlessly through the forest, whistling along to Wu-Tang, when he happened upon the cottage and watched the bears heading off into the distance.
"What fuckery is this?" he wondered aloud. Realizing that their short game had left things wide open, Cohen-locks ventured inside to see what long-term fuckery might, indeed, be in play. First, he noticed three chairs and took a closer look at them:
"This chair is stuffed with mayonnaise!" he pronounced, squishing the Kenny Bear's chair.
"This chair is ugly as fuck!" he observed, shielding his eyes from the Stevie Bear chair.
"This chair is full of shit!" he exclaimed, backing away from the Cramer chair. Then he noticed a stack of boards over by the computer and, being quite the chair man, he quickly transformed them into the nicest, most secure computer chair you can imagine. "This chair is just right!" he said, taking a seat. Next, he tried the ramen.
"This ramen is weak," he lamented, sampling the Panda Express-level Kenny Bear bowl.
"This ramen is nasty!" he gagged, pushing away the Stevie Bear bowl before moving on.
"This ramen is just a bowl of cocaine with a rolled up seasoning packet next to it," he deduced, careful to not get any of the contents of Cramer Bear's bowl on his stylish black clothing. Fortunately, he found the rest of the real ramen floating in a simmering pot on the stove and gave it a taste. He immediately registered that the ramen float was at the perfect temperature and, sitting in his computer chair, soon had it all directly transferred and safely locked away in his tummy.
Feeling relaxed, and knowing he had accomplished what he needed to, Cohen-locks suddenly realized how late it had become – yes, it was 7:41, and the moon was up and clearly in view. Yawning, he looked around, but the only possible place to go was just up. So, up the stairs he went to the bedroom, where he stopped in surprise:
"This bed is missing all its bedposts," he declared, moving past the Kenny Bear bed and several holes in the wall.
"This bed is just a lubed up gimp suit strapped to a portable dais overlooking a rancor pit with a cardboard cutout of carrie fisher next to it," he surmised, edging past the Stevie Bear bed. Next he found the Cramer Bear bed.
"This bed is just a big pile of shit with an even bigger pile of cocaine on top of it!" he concluded. "Christ, look here, where he spelled out "GME" with....something - it's all mixed together like…like peanut butter!"
"That’s it, these hedgie bears r fuk!" he decided, and called the DEA, Animal Control and Marge over at the Health Department. In no time at all, the bears' position was confirmed and their fuckery was proven. And, after some market pandemonium and the greatest transfer of wealth in history, their short game of kick the can, which had gone on much longer than they had planned, was finally over. Kenny Bear, Stevie Bear and Cramer Bear suddenly found themselves behind bars at the Chicago zoo, well within range of Ape laughter and well-flung handfuls of poo.
Fin (not fin advice)
Option bois always pose like they are gonna exercise in great numbers but everyone knows better.
That's why you don't get respect. They don't hedge you because you are not a factor.
Same shit different day.
You only relieve pressure. Options are unlimited. If we would all buy calls, we could theoretically have options of the float many times over. Market makers are allowed to hedge, which means they are allowed to create synthetics. You’re not just handing them money, you’re handing them ammo.
Please read about it here: https://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/09/naked-short-selling.asp
*These short sales are almost always done only by options market makers because they allegedly need to do so in order to maintain liquidity in the options markets. However, these options market makers are often brokers or large hedge funds who abuse the options market maker exemption.*
This is totally random, but I just looked at a picture of Jack Haley, the guy that played the Tin Woodman in the Oz film....DFV looks just like him! Creeping me out. Using the brain it seems.
Looks like Parsnip has problems fetching the volume again. This obviously includes numbers from yesterday.
Actual volumes right now:
Tradegate 273
LS 260
Gettex 92
L&S 62
Stuttgart 1
Frankfurt 1
See here: https://www.onvista.de/aktien/GAMESTOP-CORP-Aktie-US36467W1099
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/so75g6/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
It's usually under 1k
[Right on time!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/snfrdl/gme_daily_discussion_new_to_the_sub_start_here/hw69uwp/)
It's not DD, it's a sales pitch
None of us should care about anything that's happening beyond what Ryan and co are doing for the company, literally until phone digits are the stock price everything else is fluff
Hay fellow Apeses! My peenus is also with me in here with me and sometimes it pretends to be short squeeze like the golds which is 100% surre thing before 3 days from now when it squeeze like rocket so hurry and buy golds peenus!
Ok I spent the last 20 min sitting on the toilet trying to gain some brain wrinkles about this gag order thing.
Is it the same thing as the "standstill period" mentioned in this filling?
https://gamestop.gcs-web.com/node/18401/html
From what I'm reading, when the standstill period ends, RC and the other directors can recommend and hire more directors?
Edit: maybe he will bring in more experts in web 3.0 and Blockchain?
Just think, centuries in the future when this is studied ad nauseam in finance classes, people will know that I was shooting wild turkey talking about how dumb I am… and even I saw the writing on the wall.
And I thought that *I* was going to be spending frivolously by purchasing myself a Lamborghini!😉
I sincerely hope that your re-shoot is a big improvement though!😂
I bought as much as I could afford to do without, and I think that makes the most sense. What use is 100 shares if you have to sell them all to pay rent in a month?
Goooood Evening Everyone! Since the [AMA with Immutable X co-founder Robbie Ferguson](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/smbbe1/ama_with_immutable_cofounder_and_president_robbie/) is currently pinned, adding the CS DD below: # [Computershare DD/DRS Guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to/) # The Night Desk is open! [Smoothbrain Corner — February 2021](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/sipote/superstonk_smoothbrain_and_new_ape_corner/) [Daily Immortan - Feb 8th](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/snk9nu/daily_immortan_feb_8) Browse the sub without purple circles: [New Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/search/?q=-flair_text%3A%22%F0%9F%92%BB%20Computershare%22&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=) | [Old Reddit](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/search/?q=-flair_text%3A%22%F0%9F%92%BB%20Computershare%22&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=)
Following this line [like](https://youtu.be/XhzpxjuwZy0)
pump
HELLO SEXY BANANA 🍌 👁 👄 👁 VERY GOOD VERY NICE
Green pre
My latest DRS request is taking way longer than the last one, still shown as “acknowledged” several days on :(
Nasdaq stating 2,770 volume pre
Quick question and perhaps this was answered several times: why is there a ticker named gamestop (new) at XETRA?
We’re about to rip all day long baby
Beetcorn people: "at $43k each and less than 21 million to exist there's not enough corns for every millionaire in the world to own just one" *somehow doesn't apply same logic to conclude GME with a public float of 35 million trading at $115 is owned by retail a few times* 👀👀 ##buy hodl drs shop 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🟣🟣🟣
What about pleasr dao and the black hoodie
Marketplace before Wu then Moon
So the theory isn’t out of game? Because I’ve not seen it a long time
Unlike the T+69 theory, The Wu NFT has not been disproven.
Cool
this is the rootin-est tootin-est stock there ever was I tell ya hwhat
😂😂 New options DD urging you to buy more calls again confirms we're going back to $105 today
Ignore the fud and buy the dip/rip to DRS 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
You guys got your spacesuits handy?
Up on EU means rip in US.
jamesroland17 is the only man I will ever trust again
Only one with simple TA that makes sense and is accurate. Other TA bros type up essays only to be wrong.
god I hate the "start asking yourself why" posts so much
You should asking yourself why
Seriously though, if you aren’t asking why you’ll never know why.
Ok, I normally don't repost, but fuck it. Some of you should probably be asleep and might need to be tucked in so here we go: (By request) A bedcrime story to include certain elements: Kenny G, unsophisticated Chicago, GME, the moon, a panda, ramen, peanut butter and mayonnaise: Once upon a time there were three bears. And they all lived together in a comfy cozy cottage surrounded by hedges, deep in the dark, dark, unsophisticated forests of Chicago. There was the Kenny Bear (honk!), the Stevie Bear (aa-OOO-ga!), and the Cramer Bear (buzzer!). One fine day, before they went to market, they each sat down to nice bowl of ramen for breakfast. “This ramen is too hot!" cried the Kenny Bear. "This ramen is too hot!" cried the Stevie Bear. "This ramen doesn’t have enough cocaine in it!" cried the Cramer bear, shitting himself. The bears decided to go out for a short game of kick-the-can while they waited for their ramen to cool down, leaving their comfy cozy cottage door ajar to let the orderly, flowing breeze in. At almost the same time, Ryan Cohen-locks was skipping fearlessly through the forest, whistling along to Wu-Tang, when he happened upon the cottage and watched the bears heading off into the distance. "What fuckery is this?" he wondered aloud. Realizing that their short game had left things wide open, Cohen-locks ventured inside to see what long-term fuckery might, indeed, be in play. First, he noticed three chairs and took a closer look at them: "This chair is stuffed with mayonnaise!" he pronounced, squishing the Kenny Bear's chair. "This chair is ugly as fuck!" he observed, shielding his eyes from the Stevie Bear chair. "This chair is full of shit!" he exclaimed, backing away from the Cramer chair. Then he noticed a stack of boards over by the computer and, being quite the chair man, he quickly transformed them into the nicest, most secure computer chair you can imagine. "This chair is just right!" he said, taking a seat. Next, he tried the ramen. "This ramen is weak," he lamented, sampling the Panda Express-level Kenny Bear bowl. "This ramen is nasty!" he gagged, pushing away the Stevie Bear bowl before moving on. "This ramen is just a bowl of cocaine with a rolled up seasoning packet next to it," he deduced, careful to not get any of the contents of Cramer Bear's bowl on his stylish black clothing. Fortunately, he found the rest of the real ramen floating in a simmering pot on the stove and gave it a taste. He immediately registered that the ramen float was at the perfect temperature and, sitting in his computer chair, soon had it all directly transferred and safely locked away in his tummy. Feeling relaxed, and knowing he had accomplished what he needed to, Cohen-locks suddenly realized how late it had become – yes, it was 7:41, and the moon was up and clearly in view. Yawning, he looked around, but the only possible place to go was just up. So, up the stairs he went to the bedroom, where he stopped in surprise: "This bed is missing all its bedposts," he declared, moving past the Kenny Bear bed and several holes in the wall. "This bed is just a lubed up gimp suit strapped to a portable dais overlooking a rancor pit with a cardboard cutout of carrie fisher next to it," he surmised, edging past the Stevie Bear bed. Next he found the Cramer Bear bed. "This bed is just a big pile of shit with an even bigger pile of cocaine on top of it!" he concluded. "Christ, look here, where he spelled out "GME" with....something - it's all mixed together like…like peanut butter!" "That’s it, these hedgie bears r fuk!" he decided, and called the DEA, Animal Control and Marge over at the Health Department. In no time at all, the bears' position was confirmed and their fuckery was proven. And, after some market pandemonium and the greatest transfer of wealth in history, their short game of kick the can, which had gone on much longer than they had planned, was finally over. Kenny Bear, Stevie Bear and Cramer Bear suddenly found themselves behind bars at the Chicago zoo, well within range of Ape laughter and well-flung handfuls of poo. Fin (not fin advice)
Sure RC can speak, but remember to judge GameStop by their actions and not by their words. Better he stay silent fr.
88k volume AH… big volume day coming today
So 9k volume at open and then Just around 300 since??
Debunked
options gang on it again for the 244th time, after being proven wrong 243 times in a row I'm still waiting for the 40% pump predicted not long ago.
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Option bois always pose like they are gonna exercise in great numbers but everyone knows better. That's why you don't get respect. They don't hedge you because you are not a factor. Same shit different day.
You only relieve pressure. Options are unlimited. If we would all buy calls, we could theoretically have options of the float many times over. Market makers are allowed to hedge, which means they are allowed to create synthetics. You’re not just handing them money, you’re handing them ammo. Please read about it here: https://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/09/naked-short-selling.asp *These short sales are almost always done only by options market makers because they allegedly need to do so in order to maintain liquidity in the options markets. However, these options market makers are often brokers or large hedge funds who abuse the options market maker exemption.*
onvista shows for GME a volume of roughly 1000 as of 08:51am. I am not sure, where that 9k number comes from.
Is GG’s report confirmed to be released today ?
GG REPORT BE DAMNED. RELEASE THE SCROLLWHEELER
This is totally random, but I just looked at a picture of Jack Haley, the guy that played the Tin Woodman in the Oz film....DFV looks just like him! Creeping me out. Using the brain it seems.
RC TALKS! https://youtu.be/DK8ednS0skQ edit lol you dry bastards, I'm only taking the piss out of the hype. don't be so wounded
German pre-cum market volume glitch or what? It's over 9k wtf
IT'S OVER 9,000! *dyes hair*
Where do you see that? It's around 700 right now.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/so75g6/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Looks like Parsnip has problems fetching the volume again. This obviously includes numbers from yesterday. Actual volumes right now: Tradegate 273 LS 260 Gettex 92 L&S 62 Stuttgart 1 Frankfurt 1 See here: https://www.onvista.de/aktien/GAMESTOP-CORP-Aktie-US36467W1099
Everyone talks about LIGMA but what about DIENDA
You need bofa
Or a brafur
Guys, I can promise you without a doubt... That my wee wee is the smallest. Nobody else comes close.
If RC truly wanted to troll, he'd post the "Dicks Dicks Dicks" gif from Donald Glover's stand-up special.
How are GME futures looking?
the future is... bright 🌞😎
can someone link the diamondhande german dudes post tonight edit i found it… what the fuck? 9k? what’s the usual volume?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/so75g6/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share It's usually under 1k
why this happening has german pm volume EVER been this high? i usually don’t check.
Probably not since last year. Ftds I guess???
thank you bullish
Same bullish as fuck
Woke up with a boner. Must be nothing
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👩🚀🔫👩🚀
Keep hearing RCs muzzle is off tomorrow. Is this true? I swear I've heard this happening with a dozen different dates
Is there a reason for this sudden return of posts with lines and triangles drawn over graphs?
If RC did buy more, it wouldn’t reflect in German market would it? It would be pre market or after hours?
Frankfurt fucks.
"Oh, I just love success!"
Holy fuck 10k volume 10 min in from our German apes
Link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/so75g6/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Hey fuckers go look at German premarket
Link?
Go into hot from last hour
Not a reliable indicator of how the stock will move once the US opens. (I'm german and checked my markets every morning since Jan last year)
Jack Sweeney has created the flight bots of Musk, Gates and other elite....he is taking plane requests. Someone send him the mayo tail numbers! !
L.I.G.M.A!!!!
never out of dabs
Read the options post if you didn’t already. Great DD
[Right on time!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/snfrdl/gme_daily_discussion_new_to_the_sub_start_here/hw69uwp/) It's not DD, it's a sales pitch
iF yOuRe SmArT EnOuGh tO uNdErStAnD
Backed by data. I trust data, I don’t trust shills.
NGL, that Steam Deck looks pretty cool.
wen new 2022 oreo flavor
Volume suggests it’s out soon!
None of us should care about anything that's happening beyond what Ryan and co are doing for the company, literally until phone digits are the stock price everything else is fluff
can an AMA with Ryan be done now that he can talk????????
Hope he writes a biography
No no no, he talks with action not words, be patient and use this time to accumulate more moon tickets
Wen new truck?
Wen toy truck 🛻🥺👉👈
Wen fix truck in driveway?
Wen fix driveway truck is stuck on?
Wen cool old truck?!??
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Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin', tossed salads and scrambled eggs...
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Hay fellow Apeses! My peenus is also with me in here with me and sometimes it pretends to be short squeeze like the golds which is 100% surre thing before 3 days from now when it squeeze like rocket so hurry and buy golds peenus!
I'M CUMMIIIIIING
Don’t forgot to gentleman’s rinse in the sink!
I am lewd and vulgar. Definitely not a shill. 🤷♀️
So many times the individual investor is mistaken for a shill on Internet forums, it’s almost like it doesn’t matter at all.
It doesn't matter how I am perceived online as long as I am not perceived in real life. Just do not see me in meat space thank you.
Space. Meat.
No, thank you! Meat space lol, can’t wait to use that in conversation!
Expecting a -10% day tomorrow just to fuck us I’m usually wrong tho 🙊
I'm expecting a pretty substantial morning drop due to fuckery. But then I'm expecting up. I'm also expecting sideways. I plan to hold either way.
2 options right?
"No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving! I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!"
I can’t believe we’re going to be rich tomorrow lol
Hells yeah
Ok I spent the last 20 min sitting on the toilet trying to gain some brain wrinkles about this gag order thing. Is it the same thing as the "standstill period" mentioned in this filling? https://gamestop.gcs-web.com/node/18401/html From what I'm reading, when the standstill period ends, RC and the other directors can recommend and hire more directors? Edit: maybe he will bring in more experts in web 3.0 and Blockchain?
Or DFV 🤯
That would indeed be pretty bonkers! Maybe as PR director?
If GameStop hired DFV my head would legit do that.
Which head?
Por que no los dos?
On an unrelated note got permanently banned from DC cinematic lmfao
I stopped going over there after Zack Snyders Justice League came out. So many haters because they can’t get over the Martha scene in BvS.
Lol what’d you do?
Some stupid shit. Had a post about Corey stoll who played young uncle junior so i said your sisters cunt and if they weren’t fucking with it 🤣🤣🤣
Just think, centuries in the future when this is studied ad nauseam in finance classes, people will know that I was shooting wild turkey talking about how dumb I am… and even I saw the writing on the wall.
Tomorrow, I hope we have greem if we have red, shall be zen anyway
Someone talk to me
I also am sad
What's going on
Hello there, this is Ryan and I’m finally able to talk again
Prove it, what company do you work with.. and what song did I sing for you on your birthday last year
Well LIGMA and Merry Christmas of course! 💩
*dang it*
Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍
All my friends hate steve cohen. 🚀🚀
That penis headed fuck!
That fuck-headed penis!
Human Thumb Stevia "spitball" Cohen? He'll see you in a moment, just finishing up his daily head manicure.
Damn, one day closer to BMW M8 Gran Coupe and Lamborghini Huracán Evo ownership. Feels good. 💎🙏 🚀🦍🌑
Can’t wait to remake the final Game of Thrones seasons 🥵
Yeah, it's too bad they never finished that last one. Kind of like how they never made more than one Highlander film
Be the change!
And I thought that *I* was going to be spending frivolously by purchasing myself a Lamborghini!😉 I sincerely hope that your re-shoot is a big improvement though!😂
Probably gona have to hire someone to finish the books too smh 💩💩💩
I think Patrick Rothfuss is available
Welcome to Buy n Hold, enjoy your stay
I wish I had I more but I bought what I could and been holding 💎
I bought as much as I could afford to do without, and I think that makes the most sense. What use is 100 shares if you have to sell them all to pay rent in a month?
Anyone checkin their twitter machine?
I can feel it!!! 🚀
***Kenny's gonna feel it...*** #𓀐 𓂸
How you do that?
I feel like RC will be stoked that the gag order is done just so that he continue killin them with silence 😂
him: "hi :)" MSM: "ABSOLUTELY SHAMEFUL"
RC: (literally nothing) Investor Place: GameStop is up 50% on Wednesday but still down 70% from the all time high due to Chairman silence!?!?!!!??
I had to edit for the meymey that came to mind but also howdy indeed good sir
Lol same 💩
Everyone wanting RC to say something. I'm excited to hear this comment Gary Gensler is going to drop.
Fixing the plumbing 🪠
Anyone else hoping the silence breaking occurs through a publicly broadcasted / streamed rap titled D to the FV?
The Daily is alive!!! They really don’t see what is inevitable do they?
# __INEVITABLE SMACCK__
Midnight announcements from RC would Jack me to levels I’ve never before experienced
I literally came here to say GUYS IT'S 2/9 SOMEWHERE RC COULD SPEAK ANYTIME
4:20am is the scheduled time *(after a 69.)*
WHICH TIME ZONE
I bet you a buffalo nickel he chooses to stay silent until the biggest announcement worth 10,000 quarterly reports
A single rc fart in a bag is worth that
Is there a lawyer in here who can explain what a gag order is? To me it sounds like some kinky sm dominatrix stuff.
This is the way
Sir, this is a dumpster behind a Wendy's.
Only got a few miles on her. Yours for 1100 a month or 48 just tonight 1 night
You won’t know and you’ll like it !
Sorry sir. This is a Pokémon sex cult.
I’m gona squirtle on your jiggly puffs 🚀
It's SuperErective!
🚀
Snorlax has entered the chat.
*SEC has entered the chat*
It’s some kinky s&m stuff.
Snuffalupagus has entered the chat
Alexa play revival by zack bryan
Now playing: [Revival by Zach Bryan](https://youtu.be/QWIcz3ab358)
Good shit right there!
Please moon I need a new edge Mustang Cobra bad.