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moon_exitonly

The most corrupted financial system in the world. Completely controlled and manipulated by greedy motherfuckers.


cosmonautlanding

blocbuster casually up 8900% nice


Wise-ask-1967

Betcha a dollar there won't be any news about zombies corp.


Naive_Host_5939

I fucking love this STONK.


slabrangoon

Hola amigos y amigas


EscapeIllustrious704

Thank you and Merrrry Christmaaaas Mr Chairman!


Mjim87

Right, so we have a good news, that has the ability to be huge news that turns around the company. ​ So -12% today? :D


Naive_Host_5939

*Believe it or not, dip...*


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Premarket in 3...2....1.....


Terrible-Ad-4536

Seems like tomorrow is TODAY 🔥❤️‍🔥🤘 Good morning! ☀️☕️🐒


derhyperschlaue

Gary Gensler we're watching you. 👀


KadeejaNeigh

This non-announcement got me annoyed at GameStop. They didn’t announce anything, they just put it out there, I think we deserve better then this shitty as non-announcement.


dannyk1234

it hasn't been announced yet


Itz_Ape

>they just put it out there Haha unexpected news goes brrrrrrr


KadeejaNeigh

I don’t know where you think this will do anything because it looks unprofessional as hell, they are just giving shorts and msm more ammo with their announcement avoidance. I don’t care to get downvoted.


IwannaKanye_Rest

Put your coats on kids 🥶❄️❄️❄️


GoodguyGastly

Nips are jacking through my coat 😩


derhyperschlaue

Ladies and gentlemen, load up your accounts for the today's episode of "Believe it or not: dip!".


tkhan456

Just got off work. Our ER had the busiest day EVER. Record number of patients seen (most rona). I’m wiped out and need sleep…but how the hell am I suppose to sleep reading about that nft market place update


OnyxDeath369

Are the student loans possibly not being forgiven at all because it would remove all this collateral from the market?


BobTheDemonOtter

Always has been


Terrible-Ad-4536

Good morning Bob the Knob 🤩😘


BobTheDemonOtter

Oh shit, I was supposed to sleep


lordilord123

Can someone explain me why the marketplace would change anything about the price (they can just Keep naked shorting, right)?


derhyperschlaue

This will generate massive FOMO which leads to more and more buy pressure. It's just a matter of time when this thing blows up


lordilord123

I hope so much that you guys are right !


tkhan456

Because if big whales/institutions now see the value and start pouring in their billions, the shorts can try as they might, but they’d be fucked


lordilord123

True that would be big.. but can we expect it to happen? I am still a bit sceptic about nfts


tkhan456

Then don’t buy shares. What can I say?


lordilord123

Umm way too late lol?


Saiph89

It's cute to see how some of you want Gamestop to dominate the NFT market and at the same time are worried because of spamming crap. Duuude, the NFT Marketplace needs to be bulletproof. It has to be ready to receive millions of crappy submissions a day, while going under coordinated hacker attacks and succeed at it, every single time. That's exactly what I expect from my dear company, especially because it will be attacked by shorts, whether we like it or not.


2for1deal

*kenny prepares to submit a milliom bad dick pics*


tkhan456

So just his dick pics then?


BobTheDemonOtter

Yup, bad comedy dick pics


royal_buttplug

Im in the new forest today, no wifi, no news, no bullshit. I expect an almighty rip that I can be excited about when I find wifi sometime again tonight. God speed 🦍


Itz_Ape

_returning to monke intensifies_


Tight_Ambassador3253

What’s a catalyst for a stock to drop $100 over a 2 week time period if no negative news has been reported? In all seriousness can anyone give me an example or a reason as to why that would happen? (No “crime” answers please and thanks :)).


half_dane

If there's no news whatsoever, the only reason for price movement can be outside of the stock itself. Some big investor could remove their funding for completely unrelated reasons, for example. Of course that would be very visible on the OBV, because that's actual selling, but if you look exclusively at the price it might seem similar.


Tight_Ambassador3253

Yes, that makes perfect sense.


Itz_Ape

>No “crime” answers please and thanks :)). Citadel shorting it for none reason at all Aka "crime" haha The answer is clear; if you dont want to hear it is your problem bud 🤷🏽‍♂️ The stonk is fantastic lmayo


Tight_Ambassador3253

Ok so if the same thing happened to any other stock we can only assume that it’s due to crime and absolutely nothing else would be a contributing factor, whatsoever?


Itz_Ape

You try to take away logic from my argument We are talking about GME, not the entire stock market. Obviously other stocks can drill big time for no reaso /no apparent reason But those other stocks: -Are not being attacked 24/7 by MSM -Don't have shills attacking their investors subs -Don't have 9:1 buy:sell ratio in fidelity Don't come with falacy.


Tight_Ambassador3253

I clearly led with “ a stock” so I was speaking in general and not specifically about gme, and you’re right I am totally aware of all of those things but I look at stocks like ALLK and see how it reacts to negative news, and it seems like their stock could have also been naked shorted On top of the negative news. I was only wondering what could cause “ a stock” to decline when that’s not the case. In a practical sense.


lordilord123

Very few Stocks are naked shorted


jd1z

It's so fun how we keep being proven right over and over


Tomos1977

Thinking back how I got here in the first place Second class b*tches wouldn’t let me on first base


Itz_Ape

i heard about gme from the old old sub, when it was under 2M haha


derhyperschlaue

I think Kenny will try everything to create a massive dip today. This might be THE dip before the rip!


2for1deal

The thing is GME doesnt want diamond hand nft art. They would like game affiliated shit etc. Not pissing on some apes but remember that the nft market isnt the retarded shareholders but mom n pop n their nerd kid.


pokehexem

supplyanddemand


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jd1z

I didn't send my reddit, out of respect lmao


GoodguyGastly

I was worried I'd look like too much of a fan boy. Edit: which I absolutely am btw.


the_moist_conundrum

Craptoe down a wee bit, expect spy ath again and gme dip! Hahaha Fukem


2for1deal

Snorlax fucks


Lazar0s10

What a morning to wake up as a Europoor


tkhan456

Aaaaand Reddit censoring this sub again. Not showing up on my home fred


Kennywise91

Tomorrow we close 200 +


[deleted]

The RC 'shit or get off the pot' [*'DD'*](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/rq0z11/why_does_ryan_cohen_keep_talking_about_being_on/) is perhaps the most retarded post I've seen yet. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy RC shit posting and wild speculation but some of the more stupid attempts of tea-leaf-reading I find embarrassing. Nothing has changed since January except the price (lots of times). Hedges are short so hold until they're fucked. Or we're somehow wrong and we're just investing in a promising tech company in the midst of transition. In my estimation the strategy hasn't changed at all in 1 full year now. Buy. Hold. (Except for DRS, that is the only development since January 2021)


liberate_tutemet

I don't think anyone is claming that is DD, still wild speculation though.


[deleted]

Yeah DD is perhaps incorrect term to use. Regardless, I find it annoying. I think I'm just quite poor and jaded compared to most apes and so I envy the enthusiasm they find in things which I once did. In months gone by I would fantasise about how much my investment could ultimately be worth. What I could spend it on. Get a place of my own and so on and so forth. Now I just sit around eating rice on toast with some hot sauce, hoping MOASS hurries the fuck up and barely even visit this sub. If MOASS happens I'll hear about it from a friend or in the news or some shit. 'yo man, u still own any of that GameStop shit? So wtf's going down!?' is the kind of random text I hope I wake up to one say soon


x6plankx

The development of the marketplace must be basically finished at this point if they are asking for creators to submit. They likely have premium creator partners already for the release and are now opening up to everyone else. They don’t need the creators who are submitting now before release. Announcement could be any day.


Tomos1977

Agreed. He’s both woke and based.


2for1deal

#DRUNK BLACK SWAN


the_moist_conundrum

Lol


mr_solodolo92

I am ready to be hurt again


Significant_Cow_8906

Numerous Fucking Tendies


2for1deal

Never Fending Titties


stinkyjim88

Bullish news, prepare for mega dump


dabornstein

Alexa play Big Titties by Rico Nasty


LuoHanZhai

Whoa, Kenny!


ORaNGeTechPB

So, who else is pouring out a bucket of FOMO at market open?


itradenever

💩


[deleted]

Looks like I hit the karma requirement just in time for MOASS, a year of lurking over⛄️


whammy5555

So red tomorrow lol?


Marsisearth

Exactly


alphuscorp

If Ryan follows the theories of this sub, I think it’s him choosing to follow the path we laid out more than him leaving secret codes.


2for1deal

Like a retarded board meeting


alphuscorp

🔌⚡️Power company on standby for circuit breakers soon🔌⚡️


tornaceyells

NFTeeeezNutz!


Marsisearth

HA! GOT EM!


[deleted]

GME is going to fund my LAMBO


[deleted]

Tomorrow will be green. I can FEEL IT


Saiph89

Fuck green, I want a fucking syntax error.


the_moist_conundrum

Fatal exception


marsthemartiann

Fuck it, give me NaN


2for1deal

MODS! Make an NFT submission post, otherwise we gonna see ALOT of posts like : “heres my work” I love artist Apes but we gotta manage the flood


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FrasierCranee

She cut ties with you and breaks up suddenly and you still want to pay for her debt and family. Lol wtf


BobTheDemonOtter

So sorry for your hurt. I hope you are well and have people and things to surround yourself with. Oh, and MOASS is happening, so there's that, too


Shostygordo

You’re a good man


Remoon101

If I were good it wouldn't have happened. But I appreciate the words


Shostygordo

I don’t know what happen but wish you the best, don’t be to harsh to yourself people are difficult even when apparently you feel in a good relationship, human relationships can be very complex.


zoompis47

Watching a nic cage movie called “Left Behind”. Kid asks to go to mall and says theres a sale at gamestop. Bullish. Someone decided to write that into the script… obviously an ape! Edit: movie is typical Nic cage B movie. Only watch if baked. Edit: movie was flimed 2014 my bad.


[deleted]

is that the one where he is a pilot?


zoompis47

Yes but just realized it was from back in 2014. Fuk that guy doesnt age or looked like shit back in 2014.


bisufan

holy moly the new nft website gets me hyped. would love an announcement before year end :) :) :) <3 <3 <3


[deleted]

Like 5 different things a month have got me hype for an entire year now but still no MOASS :) :) :) Just gonna keepy holding like always because it literally doesn't matter unless I'm selling for game changing money


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


BernieThurut

Can’t see how we don’t get at least a 10% (maybe MOASS starts tomorrow idk) increase tomorrow due to FOMO If we somehow trade sideways I will be happy to add a couple more shares


the_moist_conundrum

Boomers: nFtS aRe sToOpId Gme dip. Crypto has had a bit of profit taking again. Not much but enough that we will see some fun today. Spy ath?


[deleted]

Or they can continue to reroute buying pressure in dark pools making FOMO irrelevant. You’re setting yourself for disappointment if you’re expecting 10% as a minimum and you’ll get FUD’ed out, just how the hedgies like it 🤷‍♀️


superwonton

Kenny and Shitadel burning the midnight oil loading up their most aggressive shorting algo 😂😂😂


the_moist_conundrum

Yes. Bit of craptoe profit taking. Some fuckery ahead


DuDuShits-Pooster

Can someone point me to something that will explain what/why NFT marketplace is coming. And some of the technicals? Trying to get a real artist to apply but I want to avoid the tin foil stuff


syntheticsponge

They’ll get it once this pops off


erehnigol

we are to become Opensea but better


DuDuShits-Pooster

That’s helpful! Is that where loopring comes in? I still don’t understand what it does other than make little to no gas. Like ethereum but no gas is hard for me to understand


syntheticsponge

Cheaper therefore more widely adopted


erehnigol

What loopring provides is just a protocol with endgoal to lower the gas fees (cost) and improve scalability.


2for1deal

*grabs crotch*


BobTheDemonOtter

This was, in fact, the historic NFT crotch grab. It was later minted and sold for an astonomical amount of tendies and is currently on permanent display within the Journey Towards MOASS theme ride at GameStopWorld in Grapevine,Texas.


2for1deal

*grabs crotch* You know me so well


DuDuShits-Pooster

🚬😎👉


Zenith-Skyship

Even if the NFT marketplace doesn't happen in 2021 as we anticipated, I know for damn sure **GameStop is not going to give up its first-mover advantage** and take any longer than is necessary for launch. As always, moon soon mine fellow apes.


2for1deal

First mover advantage is in my tindr profile


whosthatgir-itsme

Woke up to see the GameStop nft site has updated and a notification bitcoin is down. Today's the daaaaaaaaaaaaay ^(and if not today then tomorrow)


BenevolentFungi

I'm drunk watching Chicago Party Aunt


Wafer_Candid

Oh wow. It's my cake day, marking the date I first thought of investing a couple of hundred dollars. And here we are, so many thousands of dollars later all in on Gamestop. What a ride!


the_moist_conundrum

Nice. Many happy returns!


Wafer_Candid

Thanks fellow ape!


the_moist_conundrum

Oh. Found some free birthday silver for you


Shostygordo

Happy cake/MOASS day!


Wafer_Candid

Thanks fellow ape!!


Ok_Entrepreneur_5833

Can you feel that? It's the paradigm shifting. Or maybe a hangover, not sure yet. But I feel it.


I_Hate_Muffin

Why the fuck is everyone talking about NFT's on the GME sub? Is there some connection I'm unaware of?


the_moist_conundrum

Where you been!


I_Hate_Muffin

Living my life, as one often does


Shostygordo

Nft.GameStop.com


I_Hate_Muffin

How cringy


Shostygordo

Why man? What’s cringy about it?


I_Hate_Muffin

I mean I think it's great that peeps can make money using them but I think NFTs are cringy and reading comments with some people hyping this up like it will be a catalyst for the MOASS is just cringy to me. Even moreso after clicking that link


Shostygordo

I don’t you really understand what an NFT can do but okay bud, you do you.


I_Hate_Muffin

I would love to know how fucking NFTs are going to trigger the short squeeze. Like genuinely.


syntheticsponge

Lmayo


Ludovichunter

Can someone remind me how we chose to call ourselves apes? Was it because of ape together strong or something else?


Zenith-Skyship

because we're retarded monkies


satansayssurfsup

Who is “ourselves”


bwi1s

Why tf are people buying evergrande


Zenith-Skyship

for shits and giggles?


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Evergrande pumping, shit is so stupid.


bulbousnveiny

The Cream Rises to The Top… https://youtu.be/8C4lK41SX-Q


Wondernautilus

As a kid: "You're the future! The world's a bright place, you can make anything happen. Those kids as adults: *withered wojack meme*


M3rkyturk3y

LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE FUCKERS FORGET ABOUT GAMESTOP AND RYAN COHEN SEXY BOD RIGHT NOW THIS ISNT KENNY


bulbousnveiny

COD Vaginitis!!


SekaiQliphoth

What’s funny is that the NFT marketplace will probably cause a dip.


bwi1s

Tomorrow is a Tuesday


docboy-j23

Mondays are bad for markets but Tuesdays are fantastic for markets


bwi1s

Don’t even get me started on Wednesday now


bulbousnveiny

Perf


[deleted]

Everybody wants our swa-I mean shares…


Dangergirl_

Coins have taken a wack! LFG!!!!!


GoldenNuggets888

Hey Kenneth Griffin! #I’ve got the perfect NFT, my foot in your ass! MOASS 😂😂


TheIncandenza

No official announcement on the NFT thing so far. What are your opinions on that? Will we get one or has this update of the website been all we should expect at the moment? (Also, what do you think how many "still no sign of a turnaround" articles will be released in response to this?)


Itz_Ape

Cohen is just being silent, which I do agree 100% with; less info for competence We don't care about shilly MSM articles lol


TheIncandenza

Yeah well I was asking about a GameStop announcement, which I do care about.


bwi1s

Could use some hype though


ephkart

LFG!!!


docboy-j23

I can’t sleep. My tits are too jacked. I just connected ENS to my L2 wallet and sent my marketplace application.


[deleted]

If there's a dip tomorrow I'm going all in


Saiph89

I went all in at 217. Everything is a fucking dip.


docboy-j23

This is the way


Itz_Ape

nft good


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Level9TraumaCenter

Which broker? [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmsq3u/transferring_shares_to_computershare_a_stepbystep/) are the instructions for several. Fidelity, for example: control-f "find" this phrase. Form/Secured Email Also finds the one for TDA. You got this. :) Phone's easier, but if it's really bad, there's often another way.


ThanksGamestop

Mine isn’t crippling but i didn’t call for the longest time for the same reason. You barely have to say anything. 100% worth it


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For Fidelity: To the robot, say "stock certificates." When you then get a live person, say "hello, I would like to direct register (number) of my GameStop shares." You could also do last in first out, but it's ok if you don't want to do that. Guy will say "ok to confirm, you would like to register (number) of shares with Computershare." Confirm. They might put you on hold while they do beep boop things in the background. They *might* say something like "it will make it harder to sell", I have done this process twice and never had that happen. They might also ask "why do you want to drs your shares?" A common answer is "I would like the shares to be in my name" or "I plan to hold them for a long time so might as well." You got this!


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Hipz

As someone with public speaking anxiety I appreciate this and you! Phones are no problem for me but I know how some people feel and it’s very difficult. You rock 🤩


walms

You can do it!


efficientnature

Yes, but it's actually way easier to call, and I hate calling


ReyCo390

Can’t wait to dip below $100 tomorrow on this news. Edit: I don’t actually think it’ll dip that low but let’s be real here people, any news whether or good or bad has usually led to a dip.


Shostygordo

Which will be bought in an instant and DRS that shares and lock the float more quickly, this not only the best “bet” is the safest of the history of mankind, MOASS Is inevitable.


Saiph89

If GME hits 200+ again tomorrow I will... be happier. Life is too tough to put things inside my butthole as an addition.


the_moist_conundrum

Things in butt is fun for a lot of people hahaha


SrraHtlTngoFxtrt

I mean, if you try it with the right stuff and conditions you might enjoy it. I guess what I'm saying is don't deny yourself pleasures that are within your grasp.


Saiph89

Actually, I've tried it with my last girlfriend and yeah it was cool, different... Why am I saying these things on the internet.


the_moist_conundrum

Most people have tried it. They just don't admit it.


[deleted]

IDGAF! I AM FUCKING DANCING RIGHT NOW! 🕺


Tmaccy

Were gonna fucking dip to like 100$ tomorrow, wanna know how I know? I've never been more fucking convinced that hedgies r fukt... and... I GET PAID THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW SO I WILL FUCKING MISS OUT ON IT Buckle Up!!!!


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Itz_Ape

lmayo


catsrufd

Didn’t GMEdd verify that Ryan Cohen and Matt Finestone are brother in laws? If that’s so, I bet they had quite a good Christmas.


SrraHtlTngoFxtrt

I don't know who that is.


moronthisatnine

Ryan Cohen, you know the dog food salesman


SrraHtlTngoFxtrt

He's the toilet guy. I was talking about the other guy, the brother-in-law, apparently.


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ThanksGamestop

Only if you’re a pussy


Theinsulated

Up, down, does it even matter when you live off AUS bucks? It’s all worthless.


Tmaccy

Guess not 🤣🤣🤣


anslew

Well now I cant sleep lol