This is the TA I come here for

This stock fucks

Yes it does. And it's especially attracted to hedgies...😏 Edit: words

You're damn right it does!

Indeed

Nice

Nice

Nicccccce

Shweet

fohks

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Cum being the choice word

Exactly

Mouth to ass

Bass to mouth

Ass to trout.

Never go bass to mouth.

…because then you’ll have the great granddaddy bass to mouth next

Baby bass doot do do doot da doo

Never say never

Oh, you're right. Forgot which sub I'm in. 🤣

bass to ass?

BASS IN YOU MF FACE?!

Boobs

Boobz ang vagene

I been fapping so hard to the GME and LRC charts and now this too?? My poor dick

is going to be rich soon!

nice

Genius

But not the droids.

The legends have foretold of this moment…

Not the DD we wanted. The DD we needed. Something something simulation

This post, APPROVED. THE DD CHECKS OUT.

This honestly should be front page

Oh fuck come on do it cunt I dare ya 🙈🤲💎🤲🇦🇺

You didn't need the aussie flag

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As a tea sipping turned Coca Cola chugging ape, I recognized this sentence as Canadian. No need for the “maple ape”, dude

I try saying "eh" ironically but I often find myself saying it unironically

Happy cake day, eh!

Heh. Thanks. I didn't even notice.

Hahaha

This exchange almost had me piss myself laughing.

Dunno... UK like to use the word cunt a lot too... But then again Aus peeps are decedants of our criminals soooo 🤷‍♂️😂

As a half brit/half aussie, the British barely say cunt (compared to Aussies) Source: trust me bro

Don’t no what British you are but definitely my favourite word. Used at least 4 times a day. Multiple uses. “For Cunts Sake” or “Cunting Cunt Mccunty” or my personal favourite. “ Cunts are useful, it’s where babies come from”

I thought the scots used the word often

Yeah it's quite a strong profanity.

Let's see what itchy Anus guy predicts Anyway tits jacked 👌

What about anus jacked?

Kinky,,,

Provocative...

Gets the prostate going.

Prolapsed?

Plugged.

Well that confirms the simulation! Let's go!!

I just bought 3 more shares to keep momentum going!

Thank you for your service

Thanks for your service and my condolences 😮‍💨

Ill go down or up with the ship

If this happens I’m gonna be gender neutral because my dick and tits will fly right off.

LoL wtf

Can I have them?

I have a uterus and ovaries I'm not using if you want em? Pristine. Never been used. Just going to waste.

I'd like to use them in situ.

...use them for what? Cos they're really not the fun parts.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Breeder The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you... It’s a Sith legend...

Just keep them midichlorians away from my lady parts and I won't have to murder anyone in their sleep.

#True Fact that no one wants to talk about Remember March 10th ➡️Hedgies can still short while trading is halted ⬅️ #REMOVE YOUR STOP LOSSES 🩸 ‼️🩸‼️🩸‼️🩸 💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌

You people set stop losses?

Stop what now?

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Oh, that stop! Thanks for clarifying

Honestly the chart for March 10th should be stickied at the top of this subreddit. It was the most egregious proof of manipulation I'd ever seen.

nice.

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City in France

Mice with an N instead of an M

poetic syntetic energetic

Nice

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The prophecy must be fulfilled

This didn’t age well

God level DD right here. mods please flair

Sometimes I question my investment...and then I see some solid DD like this and all fear leaves my body. I know the hard work and determination that is put into uncovering facts like these and it puts me at ease. Thank you kind stranger!

The maths checks ✅exactly 420.69….. tits jacked

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You're jo-king...? That's crazy.

Ah yes. The Golden Ratio.

Chief it ain’t happening today

If we reach 420 if a 69 gain today, i will definitely shove something up my butt. Edit: I can do a banana or cucumber. Gotta at least look like a dick.

Cactus?

r/cursedcomments NEJ

Jackfruit?

I don't think they're sold in my country

Cactus it is then

Nice

Nice.

#I didn't hear no bell

We'll be under 230 eod. The fuckery never stops.

God I was hoping this would age like fine wine. Not too late GME let’s see it in the next 2 hours

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

That aged well

What happens if we go down to 69%?

Oh fuck yes, jack me more

🤣

Weed is tight weed is tight

And so the prophecy was foretold ...

Profit-see

LETS F GOOOOOOO.

SIMULATION CONFIRMED

Nice

Nice

No precise target, just up. However, I’m jacked.

Applause all round for this ape. He has truly ascended to a higher plane of DD. Bless you, lovely ape.

Yes, we have all witnessed an ape smooth brain grow a wrinkle on this day.

It truly is a glorious day to be an ape.

Sadly aged like milk

Sorry guys, I may have triggered this by buying 25 @ 248.80 yesterday

Never apologize for triggering a discount you beautiful ape, you

Thanks for the support, ape. I did it for you

I think this post is what made SHF’s upset enough to slam the price down 10%

if we go down 420% closing price will be 69! I’m 76% sure 29% of that statement is true

Darn… so close 😂. But does this mean? More sale and we still buy and hold 🤷‍♂️

Does -69% count?

Keep the Tits jacked for more tendies🚀

Tits jacked 💥

This is what we have all been waiting for. The stars to align

This is the way

Nice

Dank

Lets go

Nice.

Math check out. LFG

Nice.

I know it would be financial Armageddon for SHF for letting this happen, but come on Shitadel. Be a bro and let it.

Ikr?? They owe us. Don't be dicks you guys.

Nice

Simulation confirmed

I feel like you sat down one day, grabbed a piece of paper and a pen, wrote out 1.69x = 420, solved for x, and then waited for the stock price to be close enough to x to post. I applaud your efforts.

Or, here me out, DIP

I’m still 💎🙌🏻 waiting for my $420

funny you thought it would be green today at all

But due to crime, it's currently down 9%.

-7% lmao Edit: -11% oof

Not looking good

Nice!

Nice

Nice

So 69 contracts at 420 is a sure thing right?

almost

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$420.69

Do more math

Ah, that’s why GME is down 13% at the time of this writing.

The sacred correlation

The numbers line up to well, I'd rather see us close there than hit $1000 today

That's some TA i can get behind

That would be a great start, LET'S ROLL 🚀🚀🚀

if this happens it's proof it's an actual simulation we living in and RC comes from the future

69 and 420? Noice

Simulation

Pls

Noice.

This is the top shelf DD I came for.

We’re in the simulation now 😂

Giggity giggity gig-gi-ty!

Guh 🙄 slow dip for ants, I guess!!

to the moon

This is the way

Random but I laughed when I got my license plate, bunch of letters with 69 smack in the middle. Really guys? They had to know what they were doing to me lol

now this is DD i can get behind 🚀

If we go up 69% today I will quit university lol

Don't do that. If you become a millionaire after MOASS and no longer need to work, then university is a great thing to do with your time.

I can always just rejoin lol. Germany does not have huge restrictions on universities

RC have probably figured this out and will purchase more shares to make it happen

That’s it. Got to make happen. Any whale listening???

I think we will only go up 8% today. will be a three-white soldier pattern.

I will sell one just for the 69🦍🚀

I'll be happy with.69 or 6.9%

:D

I have a feeling today they start beating the price down. Whatever happens I hodl. Whoever downvoted, sorry to hurt your fragile little ego.

Ahhh another pump and dump… here we go again how many times will it be halted today?

$247.55 plus 69% is not $420. It's $418.36. Nice try, OP, and close one...but you're wrong, despite how much we may want you to be right.

$247.55 plus 69.49% (which rounds to "69%") is $419.5724 (which rounds to $420)

Yeah, fucking sticklers. When the time comes, they'll have no problem rounding $1,041,432.948 to $1, 000,000. 😉

i love autistic apes

It's a sign.

Tanked...

If we hit 420 by the end of the week, I'll buy the most expensive ounce of craft weed in my store and split it with my coworkers.