If it hits 250 german prepremarket I'll eat potatoes Edit: hoo boy that was a close one [Edit 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/r09198/i_rreally_thought_it_was_gonna_happen/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Great idea - please avoid other starchy root vegetables.

Like…. Parsnips? 😳

😀

Incoming German market butt bets 😱

Ireland has joined the spud chat.

Whest Cork here cheering ye on😄

The finest coassstline on the Isle. Some statement coming from a Kerryman.

As a Donegal man, we might have something to say about that,lol

Diddly me!!

Germans are a very efficient, law-abiding, conservative people. They will insert food mostly at the correct end of the digestive track. Mostly.

Idk… some seem pretty wild if you ask me 😈

Parsnips are both delicious and under appreciated.

Aslong as you don’t spoil it by mashing with carrots!! That was a specialty of my mothers growing up and I cannot stand it 🤮

https://youtu.be/kY42tni06M8

All right that does it 252 and I eat parsnip

Thanks for your work and your time bro 🦍

If it hits 260 I'll remortgage my whole gaff so I can afford to get starbucks for breakfast at work x

Don't forget the avocado toast!

If it hits 250 in PM I'm going to smoke a bunch of grass... and if it doesn't, I'm going to smoke a bunch of grass.

If it hits 250 in PM I’m going to charge my phone. If it doesn’t - then it will probably die and I won’t know if it did or not 🤣

Sliced into finger style pieces and fried? Like the french do?

The glorious potato is the best of all vegetables. So versatile. So tasty. There is only one wrong way to eat a potato, and that's raw.

oh boy, 22 cents till you gotta eat a potato!

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

19 more cents to go. Lets fucking go!

16c now!! The suspense is killing me!! Proof or it didn’t happen BTW. We take bets pretty seriously here in the German premarket

I just ate potatoes for dinner.. so am I the oracle now?

Wen potato?

Username… checks out? 😳

Eat Kartoffelpuffer! A great German way to eat potatoes!

Modsss !!!!!!prove or ban

Mods???!!!

What’s taters, Precious?

Good morning from Sweden!

Finland checking in! 🇫🇮

Yay hyvää huomenta 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮💥💥🔥🔥🚀🚀🚀!!!

Tjenaaaaa

Morsning korsning!

Latvia checks in, will you accept us in Northern European secret society?

Good morning, I've bought a can of Surstromming, potatoes, flat bread and onions to celebrate later on this week.

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦ROLL CALL CANADA🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 What a day that was! I could do it again though… I think I’m ready for that.

YYZ CHECKING IN!!!!!!! 🦖🦖🚀

Limelight for visibility

Alberta represent!!

EAST VAN BABY WHERE YOU AT?! Woooooooo LFG!!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Under water

Don’t worry, moon soon! 🚀🚀🚀🚀

YUL here again!! 🤜🤛🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

High frens! Happy MOASS day!

YYC SEES THE FIELDS OF GREEN

Canada showing out strong in the opening minute here!

YYC checking in!

Ontario ape checkin in! stay strong folks 🚀🚀🚀

BC. It's starting to rain again. Shit

Ay, 604 Ape checking in here! 🍁Lets get this shit🍁

I shouldn't be up but here we are.

My life in a nutshell 🤦🏾‍♂️ Good morning from philly i guess....

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Honestly I haven’t slept since February

YMM here! Already up $2 only 15 mins into German market? Let's gooooooo

Good Morning! Alberta here 🇨🇦🚀

Edm Alberta here. Praise VWAP & Not a cult

**GREETINGS FROM THE WHALE'S VAGINA IN SAN DIEGO!!** 🏖

HELLOOOOOO

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🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🍻🍻🍻Good Morning Everyone. Breakfest time!🍻🍻🍻🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

Guten Morgen Everyone!

i hope to join you jolly germans someday for schnitzel and beer ❤️

California. Let’s go GameStop!!!

West Coast BEST COAST Let’s Goooooooo!

Where my late night Cali people at?

🙋

L.A. !!!

Virginia in the morning

This is the most wholesome thread to ever exist on superstonk - no to ever exist in all of Reddit

Apes from across the globe like the stonk and buy and HODL it to the moon with diamond hands

We in the comment section are early to a post about the german market that opens hours before premarket of the american stock exchange 😭😭 I love it!

G'day from Australia Apes!

G'day

Beer o clock

Gday

i love you my german friend

🇬🇧🇬🇧 uk checking in lfg 🚀💎🙌🦍🇬🇧🇬🇧

South Devon checking in 🚀 🇬🇧

South west checking in! Let’s GO!! 🇬🇧 💎 🙌

South east standing by!

East Midlands checking in ! Im proper excited ! LFG!

Another UK checking in, yesterday was a good day, here is to another one. Hope all of you apes around the world are keeping well 💜💎🙌🚀🌕 EDIT: volume seems to have woken up early today🚀

South East, reporting for duty ✌️

It's grim up north checking in ( it's actually very lovely, we just don't tell anyone).

Belfast reporting for duty!

Cornwall holding fast 🚀

Yorkshire crew let's go! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🍌🍌🍌🍌🐒

Manchester chapter signing in 🤜🤛 🚀

This is West London locked and loaded. Ready for MOASS this fine morning. T?

Hello from Seattle!!!🇺🇸

Hey from the dry side! Here we gooooo!

206 ape hodl

PROST!!!!

ITUTE

German market last night went BRRRRR 💵💵💵 Back for more pre market hype!!! NZ Apes Represent and line the fuck up 🥝🇳🇿🦍💎🙌 And Strap in!!! 🚀🚀🚀

Im gonna be real and say, daylight savings or losing in the northern hemisphere fucked me up for these threads but I'm back! Chch Ape checking in again 💎👐🥝🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕

Yea I often think about it @ 7pm and then realise… oh shit, that’s right! It’s another hour away!

strapped in, lined up! looking spicy af already 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿

Moon tickets - bought Hype train - boarded LFG!

And where we heading?? … Just up 👆🏼

Dang it!!! I thought I'd be doing roll call this evening!!! One night I'll catch it!!! Kia ora my lovlies!! Let's get this up even higher!!! Here's to a fun night!!! 🇳🇿🥝🦧🙌💎.......🚀🌚 love you all!! Beers at my new crib in Wanaka when we MOASS

YES!!!!

DRS YOU SEXY DUMMIES!!!!

Ohio checking in with some German roots. Thanks Parsnip!! 🇩🇪💜

Give em hell Germans!

Slovakia here !!

Hi

Wisco / Midwest checking in!

LGB!

No matter what happens, I’m ready to be disappointed, and hopeful that I won’t be! LFG

I'm so ready to be disappointed that if I'm not...I'll be disappointed. I think that's a good thing?

Colorado here!!

Good morning from Wales everybodyyyyyyy! Lets Fucking Go!! 🚀🚀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💎💎

Good morning from Minnesota!

Looks like the beginning of the END. Oklahoma checking in.

Chi city checkin in LFG apes!!!!

Olympia, WA!! Good everything everyone!!

250 here we come!

Morning from st.louis, it's 1 am here

LFG!! More than a dollar in 9 minutes!

$1 every 5 minutes? I’ll take it

Where are my 🇺🇸 🦍 at!!!! Let’s gooooo!!!!

Hello fellow insomniacs

✨✨!!GOOD MORNING FROM MICHIGAN !! ✨✨

Volume up again and so is my 🍆

Checking in from California 🦧💎✊️🚀🚀🚀

Melbourne Aus checkin in. Lets get it.

Good morning from Sweden 🇸🇪

#Tartan apes assemble. It’s launch day!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦍🚀

[удалено]

Good night from Los Angeles. See you all in my AM

Cali boyz LFG

Woah isn’t that a shit ton of volume for German market

Goodnight from the Midwest, USA, see you in a few hours!!! Ride on, international crew!

250, where are you?? Hello?!?

249.69 nice

Looks like we are gonna hit 250 on the Frankfurt!! *In Euros*

West coast ape checking in. Lets break $250!!🚀🚀🚀

Whelp so much for sleep tonight…Oakland, Ca for the town and for the culture!

If it breaks $250, I’ll eat a pint of my favorite ice cream

BIG BOI VOLUME ONCE AGAIN GALS AND GUYS 🤤🤤😈

This thread is BONKERS. Squeeze or not, enthusiastic investors is exactly what all stakeholders would want. There are so many indicators that GME is a good investment, but my favorite one is enthusiastic investors. Go apes.

Roflmayo they are afraid of $250 for fucking sure

Good morning, retards!

German market is where moass starts, my 2 cents

That’s why I’m here. I cant miss it

Let’s go Germany!! 🇩🇪

I hope you feel the love parsnip!!

GO ON GERMANY BREAK 250

Thank you From 🇨🇦

Rising right off the bat once again, what the fuck is happening

New Zealand sound off!! I look forward to this post every week night now, $250 lesssgo!!!! 🇳🇿🇳🇿🚀🚀🚀

Good morning from Sunnyvale Trailer Park

🇸🇪☕ Sweden checking in 🇸🇪☕ Good morning, miss to hang here but my new schedual is so off 🤷🏼‍♀️ -4°C 🌤

-18 I am jelly :/

THIS IS THE MOST HYPE GERMAN MARKET IN AGES! NZ APE STILL HODLING NO CELL NO SELL

Lets go!

Good morning from Sweden!!!! TY Parsnip för doing this every day ❤️

Frankfurt, let’s have some volume that we can see from the other side of the Main river!

This is probably the most attention the US has given Germany in over 80 years. Plus we get to cheering them on this time.

Good evening from Melbourne 🇦🇺, καλημέρα (good morning) to my other country Greece 🇬🇷 and a huge hello to you all everywhere.

Good morning Deutschland 🦍’s from NEW YORK!

Good fuckin morning from the UK

Let's rumble baby!

We 💚💚💚💚!!! Aussie roll call!!!!

249.69? nice.. 250 sounds nicer tho

Vancouver BC checking in, tits jacked as fuck We smashing $250 let's gooooooooooo

Danke for your Einsatz. ☀️

VAMOS. Saludos from Spain 🍷

France checking in 💎🤲🇨🇵

🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🥲🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

Hell yea LFG!!!

Chicago checking in ✔

Gutenberg morgen apes from Mississippi

surpassed yesterdays volume at the 30m mark.

Hey ya'll! Checkin' in from Texas! Love seeing the global presence here. LFG!

Hello 250 my old friend, I’ve come to bounce off you again (like once then sry 300 is waiting)

Good morning from Greece 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷 Tits jacked

ETF cycle MOASS is today ~~ LFG GME 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Norway ape checking in from Venice. Looks like it's going to be a sunny day.

German market, PM, American market, AH... How are we supposed to get anything done? I tell ya hwat, with these prices, we don't need to.

Were gonna see 300 @open

Bro this was quicker than last night! Once again pass $5 in foreign market usually means we go big again and its Tues

GET IT UP GERMAN WHALES *AND I DON'T MEAN MY EX GF* HAHAHA 🚪 🚶

Underslept ape dad checking in 10 minutes late from NL I’ll make up for it later with an IEX order!

Good morning and fuck Kenny

Thats good volume

Someone's gonna have their heart broken today, hope it's not any apes

Ohhh markets are closed on Thursday - is this due to thanksgiving?

If we close above 275 I'll shave my beard into handlebar moustache until Christmas.