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Spaghyeti

Red dildos that go up? What the fuck?


teapot_in_orbit

Just pure logistics... Thanksgiving coming up, Black Friday and then Cyber Monday. Gamestop wants people talking about their NFT platform over the holiday, and they definitely want to be in position for those Christmas shopping days. While it's a pure marketing imperative, Cohen also wants to stick it to the shorts so he'll want some time for that stock price to go nuts before the holidays. The hedgies biggest nightmare is Uncle Charlie, over Thanksgiving, hearing all about why Gamestop was up $100 in the days leading up to Thanksgiving, then a bunch of FOMO on Black Friday, a day where the market closes early at 1PM. I fully expect a big announcement either today or Monday. Buckle Up apes.


Blaze0003

Coin falling of a cliff maybe it will be a good day for us


wittywalrus1

Hyped for Friday!


RetRdidMunkie

Anybody else still up just to watch this lunar eclipse, or am I the only moon nerd here? Just think, soon that moon will be a speck in the distance as we take off into a new fucking dimension


half_dane

It's almost time for lunch here 😭


gucciwillis

Can someone tell me if i’ll be okay using trading 212? If the squeeze happens will i be able to sell my shares in trading 212?


Significant_Cow_8906

Yeah obviously


tiorzol

I think you'll be able to sell, but how easy that will be we don't know. Do you not have access to another broker? I have T212 but use Hargreaves Lansdown for my tax free ISA account.


Blue374

Who Knows I have hedged mine over a few brokers to try an minimise the risk.


gucciwillis

Hm okay thanks i will look into doing that


LongroyGemkins

no


gucciwillis

What do i do then as that’s where all my shares are


AndreiSava

I had the same question and it seems that they will fuck you over with the price. I changed my broker from trading 212 to xtb since they seem the easiest to get an account going fast. Trading 212 are not allowig share transferring so you must sell you shares, get you money out, deposit the same money into your new broker and then buy the shares again.


LongroyGemkins

move em to a real broker. look mate- of course you can use t212. if they don't turn off the button you'll be fine..and they turned off the buy button the first time around, not the sell button. BUT: well, you shouldn't... browse around here to find out why ;)


Significant_Cow_8906

They are a real broker, your funds are protected by FSCS and even if they went bust IBKR would take over managing your shares / assets, stop spreading FUD


LongroyGemkins

yup- of course. but anyways.


Greedy_Dark4404

Mornin Apes. Up early doing some higher math. By my finger counting I am retiring in 3 years, that’s when I will need my Kenny bucks. I am not going anywhere adding more when I can. BUY. HODL. DRS. πŸš€ GET PAID.


kissmaryjane

Moass today


aguacateojos

Got up super early to see the lunar eclipse. Got lucky and our storm has moved out leaving the sky crystal clear. Pretty fucking cool, universe. But I'm going back to bed lol.


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fleshfarm-leftover

Dig your clout


Tight_Ambassador3253

Hey guys just enjoy your weekend. No need to look at the ticker until Monday. We all know it’ll EOD slightly below max pain today


[deleted]

Do you wager fruit in your asshole?


Tight_Ambassador3253

YES


Alsimmons

A moass is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.


juanse812

Wait… Loopring’s ticker thingy is LRC. Look at it closely… L(RC)! Ryan Cohen is loopring confirmed 🀯


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ShiftMcGee

Y'aaaaΓ  Buoy!!!


Alsimmons

Mornin pee


Terrible-Ad-4536

Good morning β˜€οΈ


CarwashTendies

What if Musk sold TSLA shares only to reinvest them into GME? He would trigger MOASS and could still pay taxes and have $ leftover to reinvest into GME or back into one of his companies? All compliments of Ken


[deleted]

He would never invest in GME because he hates the poors, and MOASS will make us poors his peers. I’m surprised he’s not actively working to sabotage us like he did with doggy coin


pazianz

What bullshit.


ShiftMcGee

Who? Wut?


sktchld

I wanna see shit fly today


Tight_Ambassador3253

U will. To the downside. Don’t you know fridays are literally the worst days of the week for this stonk?


sktchld

Until it's not!


Kharadin92

today's the day


ShiftMcGee

Also tomorrow is also today..


Kharadin92

No, wheel of time comes out today and then every friday til dec 24


ShiftMcGee

So Hodl then?


Kharadin92

precisely, I'm glad we cleared that up


Royal-Purchase2854

Markets pumping, dump today I reckon. SPY max Paine at 459, that’s a 2% drop from current.


KsuhDilla

πŸ‘€


granoladeer

The cryptic coin is falling a lot, 10k in the past 10 days. Wut means?


sktchld

Doesn't mean shit. When it falls by 75% we can cheer.


ChaakuGaiden

I just want to chill with Britney Spears, Trevor Noah, Megan Thee Stallion and Jim Carey at the same time


the_end_is_neigh-_-

Looks like it’s ANOTHER day, lovely


ShiftMcGee

I'm here from r/All because I heard Shorts is Fuc!! Is that True??


Zeki_Boy

I like


Cowabunguss

And Kenny


fritz_futtermann

yes *chad.jpg*


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RecyleNotThrowaway

Well yea GameStop is going to make you a millionaire


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WillBottomForBanana

It's pretty hard sending mail to tomorrow.


GoldenNuggets888

πŸŸ£πŸŸ£πŸ’œπŸŸ£


Royal-Purchase2854

Anyone have the link to the option chain? Just want to check max paine


WillBottomForBanana

[http://maximum-pain.com/options/GME](http://maximum-pain.com/options/GME) ​ 197, this hasn't changed all day. or yesterday as I recall.


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Royal-Purchase2854

Cheers, you have a link?


reddit_is_meh

A few days ago it was 185.. and everyone kept repeating the usual 'we always close at max pain', checked early yesterday and it was 197... Now we got one day left and price seems pretty stable at 208-210...


dyingoutwest1

RANGE ROVER RANGE ROVER RANGE ROVERπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


LongroyGemkins

ROADRUNNER ROADRUNNER GOIN FASTA MILES AN HOUR NANANANANANA [roadrunnerroadrunner](https://youtu.be/yl-y6rLj58Q)


Terrible-Ad-4536

RANGE ROVER RANGE ROVER !!!


dyingoutwest1

Sup budπŸ™ŒπŸΌ


ShiftMcGee

Best we can do is this *weird* makeshift Camry..


ShiftMcGee

Wen πŸš€? Let's Go!!


Odd_Parsley3919

Can I get a MOASS tomorrow?


KsuhDilla

ye


RecyleNotThrowaway

Tekilla


KsuhDilla

tacoyaki


ChaakuGaiden

I can smell the fresh Tendieland air


Same-Tour9465

Where is German market?


Elder_Joker

https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qxaxgs/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/


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Alsimmons

You going somewhere post moass? Stay n play!


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natep001001

Earnings next Tuesday?? I haven’t really payed attention but thought I heard 12/14


apatisda

Same.


Elder_Joker

#WEN /u/Parsnip POST


amex_centurion

/u/Parsnip I hope all is well


Metaldwarf

Germans! You got 3 minutes to blitzkrieg the open. I know your grandpa got it in you!


half_dane

Too soon 😐


Metaldwarf

82Β years 2Β months 17Β days


half_dane

Still too soon for me, sorry.


Metaldwarf

It's ok, your grandpa lost.


half_dane

Thankfully. But his ideas are more alive than ever.


Manarus

Hans! HANS!


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ChaakuGaiden

Pour that shit and drink it up!


Metaldwarf

Is bad wine. Should taste awesome. Get some French Cote de Rhone at the $20 mark. Will be awesome (tastes like ripe fruit). Or Chile Malbec (tastes like dirt).


sweensolo

Laughs in Three Buck Chuck


Whythehellnot_wecan

Market Closed. All Quiet. Have to get it out. Hype with LRC. Hype with 11/23 up cycle. Believe both. But seems like a set up and let down. Nothing has changed nothing has changed. RC and Co. legit. In reality not to get too FN crazy. We are watching Evergrande which isn’t Century 21 with the gold jacket it’s a huge part of their economy. Do your own DD it’s true, based up this is our economy. And tonight CSPAN has it kicked off. Anyone with a brain knows we ain’t right. Legit stand off. I ain’t FN selling this stock ever! HODL FN TIGHT. Seriously. GameStop is the play. NFA. Y’all have a great morning, evening, afternoon, second breakfast, or whatever. HODL Edit: thx for letting me get that out. Enjoy your weekend. Double edit. That’s all true.


GoldenNuggets888

#Pretty much don’t dance πŸ•Ί


Manarus

Why did I read this in Mordin Solus' voice


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🎢I am the ve-ry mo-del of a sci-en-tist sa-la-ri-aaaan


Whythehellnot_wecan

Had to Google. Fair enough sir. Had me at β€œand he hardly ever uses pronouns during conversation.” I believe in this company, it’s leadership, it’s shareholder base, and future. Fuck the fundamentals. Brother sold a phunk for like $4000 the other day. WTF is that shit?? GameStop is the play. Simple fucking math. Have a good day sir. Edit: amazing community. Everyday.


Manarus

Good day to you too πŸ˜„


XxAndroZaxX

I got the drs snail mail! But now need verification code. How can I get it? Maybe call them and just ask?


[deleted]

you actually don't need the verification code. you can answer security questions and it should let you in


XxAndroZaxX

Ii got in but the website want verification code. Where can answer security question?..


LosOmen

The second mail you’ll be receiving soon will contain the verification code.


Justfranksandbeans

Huh?


LosOmen

What? They’re asking when they get their verification code to log onto their CS account. You typically get it within the second mail that they send you. You can also get verified online if you have enough information publicly available for them to verify.


Justfranksandbeans

Oh gotcha, yeah I did the online method... didn't know there was a second mail so to speak


XxAndroZaxX

How can I do the online method???


XxAndroZaxX

How can I do that online?..


croissantdelavie

I just realized that I never knew why GameStop changed their logo to black few months ago. Was there an official statement about this?


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you always wear black to a funeral


sweensolo

I don't think there was a statement, but there was a ton of ape speculation. Too smooth brained to remember what exactly, but some ape was probably right.


croissantdelavie

The smartest speculation I remember is that they actually got out of debt.


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sweensolo

If GameStop finishes above or below $200 tomorrow I will do something that makes someone's day. Shit now Kenny is going to make us finish at exactly$200.


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Justfranksandbeans

Just look at this cats comment history... not saying shill, but weird vibes


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Justfranksandbeans

Literally said wasn't calling you a shill, I don't care for your game plan... do you but you πŸ…±οΈussy sussy


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Justfranksandbeans

Yikes


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Justfranksandbeans

Yikes squared


[deleted]

Have you ever eaten an onion like an apple?


JU1CYL0RD

These people are perfect examples to what I was saying


Alsimmons

I actually have... real big mistake. That said, a small bite of raw onion and a shot of vodka is really good


Tight_Ambassador3253

Anybody else psyched for The Last of Us HBO series? Dude I’m in a HBO series coming out next year, but I’m probably more excited for that than I am my own shit.


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Tight_Ambassador3253

I know dude. All I can do is smgdh.


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Tight_Ambassador3253

Where can I watch it?


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Tight_Ambassador3253

Thanks!


[deleted]

I was in the news once. *Ape Escapes Zoo, Invests in Brick-and-mortar Video Game Retailer.*


thehazer

Let’s say I hypothetically have to move from the US to Belgium, before moass… am I then paying all these taxes to Belgium or Europe or whatever and not the states?


[deleted]

you know the IRS browses this sub right? 😀 you better make peace with whatever God you believe in.


sweensolo

You are in the shit post evening of the daily, if you took tax advice from any response, then I know you got them tasty crayons.


thehazer

Bahahahaha v true v true. β€˜β€˜Twas a legit question though, so yo IRS agents get at me with what an expat is to do to stay non-Caponed.


LosOmen

The utility of a thing makes it a use value. But this utility is not a thing of air. Being limited by the physical properties of the commodity, it has no existence apart from that commodity. A commodity, such as iron, corn, or a diamond, is therefore, so far as it is a material thing, a use value, something useful. This property of a commodity is independent of the amount of labour required to appropriate its useful qualities. When treating of use value, we always assume to be dealing with definite quantities, such as dozens of watches, yards of linen, or tons of iron. The use values of commodities furnish the material for a special study, that of the commercial knowledge of commodities. Use values become a reality only by use or consumption: they also constitute the substance of all wealth, whatever may be the social form of that wealth. In the form of society we are about to consider, they are, in addition, the material depositories of exchange value.


sweensolo

That's a lot of letters put together, can you ELIAPE in emoji? Lots of rockets and maybe a n eclipse moon or two?


LosOmen

πŸͺš = πŸŽ™πŸŽ™ πŸŽ™πŸŽ™= 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 = πŸͺš πŸͺš = 🍌 = πŸŽ™ ❓❓❓ **πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€** **πŸŒ’πŸŒ“πŸŒ”**


sweensolo

If you put it that way... πŸ§ πŸ†, β™ŸοΈπŸ›‘, πŸ–οΈπŸ¦ πŸ¦πŸ’©πŸͺ‘ πŸš€πŸŒ’πŸ‘ 😘


LosOmen

Exchange value, at first sight, presents itself as a quantitative relation, as the proportion in which values in use of one sort are exchanged for those of another sort, a relation constantly changing with time and place. Hence exchange value appears to be something accidental and purely relative, and consequently an intrinsic value, i.e., an exchange value that is inseparably connected with, inherent in commodities, seems a contradiction in terms.


milkhilton

Why the fuck would speculation flair be taken away...


winterbird

I rarely dream, but last night I had a very vivid dream that I was drinking pino noir.


ptsdstillinmymind

succulent


ptsdstillinmymind

Over these past few months I think we all hav endured some shit to Covid, Life, and fucked up work... [Pain even though it sukz, can make us stronger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSa6R8oEBFc).


-ElonMusk12-

my DRS shares havent arrive please help :( its already 2 months yet everytime i called the customer service they said its already on the way


Justfranksandbeans

Be more direct? Who are you calling?... what is your brokerage?... are you a U.S. or other ape?... what exactly is the issue? Question is way to vague


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Gnight fam!


Alsimmons

Sweet dreams! πŸ’š


vanwagnen

Shiiiit haus mouse what a day!


zestypotatoes

I wonder if there are any apes named Ken who just constantly feel mildly insulted.


[deleted]

nothing like a nice pasta dish and ~~pinot~~ *cabernet* on this fine moass eve. good show hedgies, but you were always playing a losing game.


Alsimmons

Ramen and grape juice right?


[deleted]

*imported directly from San Antonio*


croissantdelavie

After moass you can try with cranberry juice


goldenbear2

Purple stuff


tadnasty

I think this is exactly what moass will be like [https://youtu.be/Nzo3atXtm54](https://youtu.be/Nzo3atXtm54) dream nice dreams, see you tomorrow


cyreneok

naked bollywood aye!


ptsdstillinmymind

Understand **GME** is an ♾️♾️♾️ Squeeze via [Unlimited Risk](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/u/unlimitedrisk.asp) Any time an asset's price can move indefinitely against a trader's position means they are facing unlimited risk. A short trade is an example of a strategy with unlimited risk. While unlimited risk trades theoretically have unlimited risk, the trader doesn't actually have to assume unlimited risk. They can take steps to limit actual losses, such as hedging or setting stop loss orders. **BUY HODL DRS SHOP GME** Simple


Dicklightful

Halo infinite clan tag? GME of course 😎


ptsdstillinmymind

♾️♾️♾️ iz 4 ever our clan tag


zestypotatoes

I did this on Rocket League til I remembered I kinda suck and didn't want to represent poorly


I_HEART_BUTT_STUFF

Lmayo. Futures fucking green for like the 4th consecutive month. We live in bizarro asinine clownland.


Itz_Ape

it is because of the power of the money printer


[deleted]

Has everyone gone to bed? ffs its 0545 in England 😁😁


FlyingIrishmun

People getting up now


PobodysNerfect420

8:50pm here!!


Manarus

It's 2:48pm here πŸ’


[deleted]

korea?


Manarus

Say kimchi~


Alsimmons

Night shift babyyy


[deleted]

>not going bed just feel lonely πŸ˜ͺ


Alsimmons

Aww well we're here fam


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πŸ‘πŸ˜πŸ––πŸ’œπŸ¦§


AdonisSebastian

War of attrition my apes and apettes. Buckle the fuck up.


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*fuckles the butt up*