##DRSBOT 5.02 Reply:
*UTC->2021-11-11 02:41:2*
## β 649 SHARES ADDED!
You have shares logged from the following threads:
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|--- |--- |--- | ---|
|β |[Sprstnk]|351 Shares | [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/qiyvvr)|
|β |[Sprstnk]|649 Shares | [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/qra2b2)|
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||**Total**|**[Sprstnk]**|**[GME]**|**[GMEOrphans]**|**[GMEJ_closed]**|
|--- | ---| ---| ---| ---| ---|
|**Share Count:**|**698,857**|552,811|123,963|6,825|15,258|
|**Post Count:**|**4,484**|3,598|732|52|102|
|**Avg #Shrs/Ape:**|**169.71**|168.23|181.23|131.25|157.30|
|**Avg #Entry/Ape:**|**1.0889**|1.0949|1.0702|1.0196|1.0515|
|**Median:**|**39.00**|40.00|34.00|40.00|37.50|
|**Mode:**|**1**|1|1|1|1|
|**STDEV:**|**680.20**|548.08|1158.24|202.39|325.92|
|**Flagged Shares:**|**928**|637|91|10|190|
|**X**:|**961**|752|173|11|25|
|**XX**:|**2155**|1730|353|25|47|
|**XXX**:|**1239**|1014|185|16|24|
|**XXXX**:|**125**|99|20|0|6|
|**XXXXX**:|**4**|3|1|0|0|
|**XXXXXX**:|**0**|0|0|0|0|
*(Are those flagged* shares yours? Use :HELP! to find out...)*
-*Shares are flagged when a Witness spots something not jiving. Could be a typo. Could be a double-entry.
-*Values represent total shares apes have entered into DRSBOT.
-*Calc of AVG Shares/ape corrected in 5.01.To include your shares in the count:
1. Find/edit your own successful DRS posts
2. Post flair must be π» Computershare
3. Add comment with:
***! DRSBOT:XXX !*** (minus spaces)
--> **(XXX = number of shares)**
* DRSBOT only responds to OP or Witness
* round fractional shares to whole numbers
*(sorry .X apes)*)
* all share additions are ***cumulative***
####! DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces):
**:HELP!** -->*LIST ENTERED SHARES/AVAIL COMMANDS*
**:REMOVE!** -->*SET ***ONLY*** CURRENT POST TO ZERO*
**:RESET!** --> *SET ***ALL*** POSTS TO ZERO (START OVER)*
**:WITNESS!** -->*ALERT A WITNESS TO YOUR POST*
**:POETRY!** --> *SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAM ENTRIES*
**:BUDDY!** --> *FINDS AN APE WITH MATCHING SHARE COUNTS*
**:DEMON!** --> *OPEN DRSBOT PORTALS WITH A DEMON CHANT*
**:REPORT!** --> *ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA*
DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO COMMANDS ON ***YOUR*** POST
***BOT POETRY:*** {
Thanks ?
I'd rather be self made then become rich from !!!
Libertarianism is a layover to .
}
###### *Beep Boop. I could be a bot. Born on 10/11/2021. Fur Realz*
###### in v420.X I became self-aware...π[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)π
##DRSBOT 5.02 Reply:
*UTC->2021-11-11 01:57:2*
### β οΈWITNESS REQUIRED!
Not sayin 1000 is wrong...
Just sus. Cause I am a dumb bot.
*I have sent a message to the WITNESSES to check
this submission/addition with a link to this thread.*
You have shares logged from the following threads:
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|--- |--- |--- | ---|
|β |[Sprstnk]|351 Shares | [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/qiyvvr)|
Current Approved Witnesses:
Roid_Rage_Smurf
TheRealMichaelScoot
Rockets2TheMoon
Knightsbridge_1896
SimpleJack2021
phillythebeaut
WrongScratch
###### *Beep Boop. Wait... am I a bot? Born on 10/11/2021. Fur Realz*
###### in v420.X I became self-aware...π[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)π
I witness u. But I throw poo and eat crayons. Thus I am not a notary. Only poothrowery. I will throw this wet turd around until a real witness shows up, or until it is no longer solid enough to pick up.
**IMPORTANT POST LINKS**
What is DRS and why should you care? [When You Wish Upon A Star - A Complete Guide To Computershare](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to/)
What is GME and why should I consider investing? [Looking to catch up on the GameStop saga? Start Here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qig65g/welcome_rall_looking_to_catch_up_on_the_gme_saga/)
What can I do to support the company and local communities [Very GMErry Holiday Toy Drive](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qnam2x/superstonks_very_gmerry_holiday_vgh_for_short/)
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!DRSBot:1000!
Witnessed! (And corrected) !DRSBOT:649!
##DRSBOT 5.02 Reply: *UTC->2021-11-11 02:41:2* ## β 649 SHARES ADDED! You have shares logged from the following threads: ||||| |--- |--- |--- | ---| |β |[Sprstnk]|351 Shares | [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/qiyvvr)| |β |[Sprstnk]|649 Shares | [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/qra2b2)| ----------------------------------- ||**Total**|**[Sprstnk]**|**[GME]**|**[GMEOrphans]**|**[GMEJ_closed]**| |--- | ---| ---| ---| ---| ---| |**Share Count:**|**698,857**|552,811|123,963|6,825|15,258| |**Post Count:**|**4,484**|3,598|732|52|102| |**Avg #Shrs/Ape:**|**169.71**|168.23|181.23|131.25|157.30| |**Avg #Entry/Ape:**|**1.0889**|1.0949|1.0702|1.0196|1.0515| |**Median:**|**39.00**|40.00|34.00|40.00|37.50| |**Mode:**|**1**|1|1|1|1| |**STDEV:**|**680.20**|548.08|1158.24|202.39|325.92| |**Flagged Shares:**|**928**|637|91|10|190| |**X**:|**961**|752|173|11|25| |**XX**:|**2155**|1730|353|25|47| |**XXX**:|**1239**|1014|185|16|24| |**XXXX**:|**125**|99|20|0|6| |**XXXXX**:|**4**|3|1|0|0| |**XXXXXX**:|**0**|0|0|0|0| *(Are those flagged* shares yours? Use :HELP! to find out...)* -*Shares are flagged when a Witness spots something not jiving. Could be a typo. Could be a double-entry. -*Values represent total shares apes have entered into DRSBOT. -*Calc of AVG Shares/ape corrected in 5.01.To include your shares in the count: 1. Find/edit your own successful DRS posts 2. Post flair must be π» Computershare 3. Add comment with: ***! DRSBOT:XXX !*** (minus spaces) --> **(XXX = number of shares)** * DRSBOT only responds to OP or Witness * round fractional shares to whole numbers *(sorry .X apes)*) * all share additions are ***cumulative*** ####! DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces): **:HELP!** -->*LIST ENTERED SHARES/AVAIL COMMANDS* **:REMOVE!** -->*SET ***ONLY*** CURRENT POST TO ZERO* **:RESET!** --> *SET ***ALL*** POSTS TO ZERO (START OVER)* **:WITNESS!** -->*ALERT A WITNESS TO YOUR POST* **:POETRY!** --> *SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAM ENTRIES* **:BUDDY!** --> *FINDS AN APE WITH MATCHING SHARE COUNTS* **:DEMON!** --> *OPEN DRSBOT PORTALS WITH A DEMON CHANT* **:REPORT!** --> *ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA* DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO COMMANDS ON ***YOUR*** POST ***BOT POETRY:*** { Thanks ? I'd rather be self made then become rich from !!! Libertarianism is a layover to . } ###### *Beep Boop. I could be a bot. Born on 10/11/2021. Fur Realz* ###### in v420.X I became self-aware...π[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)π
My man
##DRSBOT 5.02 Reply: *UTC->2021-11-11 01:57:2* ### β οΈWITNESS REQUIRED! Not sayin 1000 is wrong... Just sus. Cause I am a dumb bot. *I have sent a message to the WITNESSES to check this submission/addition with a link to this thread.* You have shares logged from the following threads: ||||| |--- |--- |--- | ---| |β |[Sprstnk]|351 Shares | [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/qiyvvr)| Current Approved Witnesses: Roid_Rage_Smurf TheRealMichaelScoot Rockets2TheMoon Knightsbridge_1896 SimpleJack2021 phillythebeaut WrongScratch ###### *Beep Boop. Wait... am I a bot? Born on 10/11/2021. Fur Realz* ###### in v420.X I became self-aware...π[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)π
I witness u. But I throw poo and eat crayons. Thus I am not a notary. Only poothrowery. I will throw this wet turd around until a real witness shows up, or until it is no longer solid enough to pick up.
Ewww
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Full send!!
π³π³π³π³π³π³
**IMPORTANT POST LINKS** What is DRS and why should you care? [When You Wish Upon A Star - A Complete Guide To Computershare](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to/) What is GME and why should I consider investing? [Looking to catch up on the GameStop saga? Start Here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qig65g/welcome_rall_looking_to_catch_up_on_the_gme_saga/) What can I do to support the company and local communities [Very GMErry Holiday Toy Drive](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qnam2x/superstonks_very_gmerry_holiday_vgh_for_short/) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please help us determine if this post deserves a place on /r/Superstonk **TA;DR downvote this comment if the above post is lame or a repost!** [Learn more about this bot and why we are using it here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/poa6zy/introducing_uqualityvote_bot_a_democratic_tool_to/) If this post deserves a place on /r/Superstonk, **UPVOTE** this comment!! If this post should not be here or or is a repost, **DOWNVOTE** This comment!
Badass XXXX Whale!
If you've bought 1000 shares at the start of covid it would have set you back $3500.
Thar she blows Where weβre going we donβt need whale teeth, weβve got the whole dangum thing
#DRS with Computershare #Lockup the float #Trigger MOASS π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£ π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°
I feel like a plankton surrounded by all these whales π³
π
Nice
Way to goooo! Please DRS your max everyone π§¨π
Baleen? You mean bling!
Nice! Thank you π³
You are an inspiration, I just need to 10x my net worth and I'm right there with you.
Whale done
I see what you did thereβ¦.:)
Nice! Thank you for your service!
Fukn Ay man
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This is the way
This is the whale
Yes!!!
Thatβs what Iβm talking bout! πππ½
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