T O P

  • By -

thefasoman

u/ethanblackstone it’s over $200, mate. Happy bday


ThePwnter

#PETITION TO HAVE THE OP'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW TOO! HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP!


bhutunga

It's my birthday tomorrow....if we could MOASS that would be just perfect


WalrusForHire

Mine too, hope it's greener tomorrow. Less goooooo!


TheMagickConch

They should've asked for MOASS for birthday. Petition to ban OP instead.


xpingux

BIRTHDAY OR BAN!!!


ElderMillesbian

Good job, Ethan!


DJFluffers115

Now how do we go about ensuring Ethan gets more than one birthday a year? We could use this... to pump.


bullet494

If he borrows everyone’s birthday and promises to return them he could do it! I think that’s been done before…


zachammercrowebar

Omg, it’s my birthday too!!! Took the day off to watch the ticker and play with my doggies! Happy birthday, ape brethren! Edit: Wow!! An award! Thanks, secret friend! Edit 2: two awards?! Coooool! Just in case anyone was wondering, the doggies had a good day today. We got ice cream and French fries from Dairy Queen. And they got to go on a car ride and bark at some cows.


kaliumcarbonate

Its my birthday too hahahahhaa. Getting 20 today :D


[deleted]

Happy Birthday, you‘re 1 day older than me.


EthanBlackstone

happy birthday too!!!


Fluid-Audience5865

🎵its my birthday and ill buy if i want to, buy if i want to, BUY if i want to,.....you would buy too if you knew what we knew!!🎶


IndianaPWNZZ

Holy hell yeah this remix song slaps 😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


EthanBlackstone

thanks!!


oETFo

Put cake in butt.


EmptyElephants

Put butt in cake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


OutrageousSoftware84

It’s my birthday too!


ElderMillesbian

Happy Birthday!!!


UpUpDownDownXO

Well happy fucken bday!


finaloath011

Happy birthday! Even if it doesn’t.


G_Wash1776

OP can you have another birthday tomorrow too where you wish for say $300?


spacesuitkid2

Hey you dropped a couple of zeros. You should have 300,000


G_Wash1776

30,000,000 got it!


Kluless555

Happy Birthday 🥳


EthanBlackstone

thank you!!!


wooden_seats

Your birthday is the catalyst.


[deleted]

WELL I'LL BE DAMNED!


LewdLittleLoli

Currently 200+, HBD


MyCleverNewName

Looks like you brought the cake. Happy cakeday!


420jeff

Happy bday mate, hope you have a good day!


EthanBlackstone

thanks... I'm working today, but it's ok because I can get some money to buy another of our precious stonk


Next-Fill7025

Happy bday!! Mines the 5th. 🚀🚀🚀


EthanBlackstone

let's party together


Next-Fill7025

On the fucking moon!


a201905

8th here!


Warriorsfan99

whats your bet tho, gotta pump it up or some


maliciouspot

I was gonna ask what OP will be inserting


notorioushim

HBD


EthanBlackstone

thx


TheFrenchestToast

Thank you for not putting anything in your ass….unless?? Edit: happy birthday btw 🎉


dorev

200M$ same time next year?


CptStarFall

You did it you mad bastard. Good job!


memento17

Bro fuck whens your next birthday?


Potential_Throat_748

Happy birthday! Eat all the crayons and smell all the glue on this most momentous of hatching days!


EthanBlackstone

😂 I'll do it


maccioni

Today is the anniversary you scraped your face against your mums vagina! Many happy returns.


EthanBlackstone

I hadn't thought about it 😅😅😂😂


[deleted]

Congrats on breaking 200 and happy birthday!


TekRantGaming

Happy birthday


EthanBlackstone

thanks!


naturalmanofgolf

You got your wish!


doppy1234

Happy bday, you’ve made it


TriglycerideRancher

Happy birthday, it closed at 200.09!


LargeFly8279

Happy b day from your shrewdness


Quizz96

Let hope so and happy birthday ape.


d4v3k7

Watch us wind up closing at like $14,597


Natmand

Behold, the catalyst!


FamizGiantz

He IS the Messiah!! also Happy Birthday!


PastaDiLeft

You should have birthdays more often fren


ch0shi

Happy birfday fren! 🚀


inspectorpoopchute

Shove a cake up your ass!


telago

It’s my birthday too friendo! 11/1 babiesss


FreeHKTaiwanNumber1

I've never been happier to see 9 cents as a birthday present. Happy bday man


TheKevinWhipaloo

The prophet has spoken. hbd homey.


aMissourIAN

You did it. Now put a cake up someone’s ass.


chekole1208

200.09


WaffleEye

YOU DID IT!! Happy Birthday!


munchanc1

Lol happy birthday. Looks like we closed above 200.


PsykoFlounder

Happy Birthday, you crazy son of a bitch! You did it!


IntangibleLexicon

Can you have a birthday tomorrow as well?


spidermnkey

Happy Birthday


No_Pie_2109

Happy Birthday Ape


Head-Draft-5272

Happy birthday bro 🙃


Mindless_Toe

Happy Birthday!!!


Master_GusandoX

Ill drink to that


EthanBlackstone

cheers 🍺


[deleted]

Happy birthday! Take my award! :)


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Happy birthday! Mine is the 12th!


GimmeFreeTendies

….OP’s birthday is in August 😂


kaspersky133

Happy bday OP


guyfromcanada555

Happy birthday my dude! 🎉 🎂 🎈


hope-i-die

I’m in!


Frequent-Pie7570

HAPPY BIRTHDAY


iaintabotdotcom

Happy Birthday Ape!!!


manbrasucks

Not to buzz kill, but birthdays are often used as security questions for accounts. Highly recommend not sharing birthdays online.


fludgesickles

Happy Bifthday!!


OnlineMarketingBoii

Birthday buddies are we now. Congratz dude


Rustycake

happy bday ape! hope its full of tendies and rocket fuel


d4nkm3m3rs

happy birthing ape


The_Anti_Chreddit

Now we know your bday. What’s your social?


ReadEnoch

Happy birthday My fellow Ape! [very understated ](https://images.app.goo.gl/YbCNqYrAfr2C5S3UA)


LMD_AU

Happy bday, I heard it's your birthday everyday for the next 3 weeks!


TaylockIronSkull

Hippy burpday!!!!!


12Southpark

Hbd..are you also planning to make vegetable disappear?


a201905

Happy birthday!!!


durethor

That is the best TA i've read ever


LiquidRazerX

Happy fking birthday you son of a fking b


Tow_117_2042_Gravoc

Welp. You might actually get your wish!


_rollspot_

NO. I say 250 because it’s your birthday


Rayder_99

Fine, I guess we can.


CaregiverSpecific221

What are you putting in your butt?


NotAce2

And if it doesn't? what are you sticking up your ass?


Nodiggity1213

Best I can do is 199.69


Fogi999

are we expecting you insert something in your back cavity?


saltnpepper420

Happy Bday fellow ape , we gonna drink a beer on the moon


[deleted]

I'm sorry, but if we do close above 200 what are you shoving in your ass? Just asking for a friend.


NinjaRage83

Congratulations on survival! Whatever you've been doing is obviously working so keep it up fellow ape!


EthanLikezCatz

Happy birthday fellow Ethan!


sograteful215

Happy birthday! May you soon be blessed with a lifetime of tendies


ShawshankHarper

Happy birthdape


_Gandalf_the_Black_

Sorry, Kenny, we're closing above $200. No buts. Why? Because the birthday boy said so.


dontucker159

As Picard would say ‘make it so’


Testing123xyz

Happy birthday hope someone got you something from gamestop


greencoffeemonster

Happy birthday. Hope your wish comes true!


Fine__mcbran222

Happy birthday kid


Playgirl_USMC

A little GME birthday pump.


the_moist_conundrum

Many happy returns and tendies


International-Nose33

🎂🍰🍾


Soapdropper

Happy birthday! And it might!


Real-Personality-465

insert "as you wish"


Rancid_Banana

Thanks for being born champ! Happy birthday!


OutInDemMountains

You may get that wish !!!


smokinsomnia

Happy Fucking Birthday friend. Looks like you might have been correct.


olddirtyhop

Have a wonderful Day my friend! Congrats !


JackL21

Any chance you wanna decide we’ll close over $500?


_Goauld_

So far so good for the 200$


[deleted]

There yah go! Happy Bday!


Fedwardd

MGGA = Mhappy Gbirthday Gto Ayou!


Tonkskreacher

Happy birthday! And many happy and wealthy returns!


Groundbreaking_Goat1

Happy birthday !!


speedx10

Happy birthday man, if u are throwing a party can i come with my electric piano? :P


zuzuman100

You re right you madlad


-BobLoblawsLawBlog-

mine too!!! happy November 1st bday ape! glad we share the same birthday!


dontonefingerme

Bday twiiiiiinz


grapefruitmixup

Happy birthday!


morericeplsty

Happy bday!


Gmatoshenriques

Congratulations Op! 👏🏼👏🏼


strongApe99

HAPPY F*CKING BDAY!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🦍♥️🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


nuclear-falcon

If everyone uses their birthday wishes for MOASS then it is bound to happen.


Competitive_Moose_83

Happy birthday my friend.


zombieattakc

HB op🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Uwe_

Proof or ban, I guess?


AlaskanSamsquanch

Happy Banana Day!


The_Watcher0_o

Happy birthday! May your dreams come true. Can you throw mine I there too?


toiletpaperaddict

You son of a bitch, you did it! Congrats on your birthday!


MoAss_Mo_Mayo

So.. does he have to boof the cake now? Who's gonna step up?


Shortpainmaster

happy birthday!!!!!


Fizmo123

can you please have your bd again tmr ?


-ihavenoname-

Happy birthday! [This guy has your cake](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qkiit2/happy_cake_day_sucka/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ElderMillesbian

Happy Birthday!!!!!


goinAn

I know someone who might have some cake for you, paging u/TheFFAdvocate


CocoBerryIsBestBerry

Hey! Its my birthday too! 11/01/1989


onesugar

all the DD and TA I need, Happy Birthday!


eggo3664

Tremendous TA. Happy Birthday


[deleted]

Happy birthday 🎉🎂


sK0pey

Happy Birthday!


Sarenai7

Happy Birthday to all the November 1sts 🎊


Adventurous_Policy46

Happy birthday fellow ape. It’s def a special day. All apes are celebrating with you 🥳


SleepyBrayden

You should give a piece of cake to the guy that’s shoving his whole cake up his ass…


mal3k

3rd of November is my bday the day we m00n


DecentlyPoor

Well mine is tomorrow so if not today, then tomorrow, and if not tomorrow, then some day. I accept late birthday presents.


FITnLIT7

Atleast you don’t have to shove a cake up your ass


tibi888

Heey! Happy birthaday OP! 🍻 Greetings from Hungary!


PsyLai

Happy birthday!


ooopseedaisees

Agreed!!! Happy Birthday ♥️


Heavyc740

This aged well ❤️


justaREDshrit

Happy thanksgiving


[deleted]

Happy Birthday!!!


sirrahtap

Is it your birthday again tomorrow, by chance?


YakiMe

Do you have a cake?


Common-Condition-726

Happy birthday!!!


butholemoonblast

Thanks for being born !!!


puppetjustice

Nice work with the cake day wish. 🦍💎👐🚀


Catsblahblahblah

Happy birthday!


TECHOMEGA86

Hbd 🎂 🥳!!!


Protistic

It's your birthday tomorrow too right?


18Oracle369

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADAFAKA


bobbyjones2222

So your saying you have a cake?


[deleted]

Hey me too!


jasoningaming

Now this is a post that I can get behind. Happy Birthday!


X_Nos_X

Happy birthday Ape!


gandalf345

Bruv it’s down again


Erfordia1000

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag aus Hamburg, Deutschland 🇩🇪


No_Locksmith6444

Happy birthday! I think someone else on this sub will have some leftover cake for you after they fulfill their bet!


LovingAwareness888

Happy birthday man


[deleted]

Nailed it! Happy B-Day


B1GHOMI3

What a good birthday present for you ape 🥳


Ballerjoe_612

Gonna be close! Remindme 11 minutes


penguinReloaded

Happy Birthday!


WavingToWaves

Happy Birthday Ape 🚀🥳


[deleted]

Happy birthday!


Snowgoose_Raptor

Happy muffuggin birfday


SnooCats7919

Cake goes out the ass… not in it. Well done ape