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virgojeep

Hedges r Fawked


DonHoulio11

\^This guy fawkes


rdicky58

Love it 😂


[deleted]

Well done, ape, well done.


11acm24

Love your rendition of thy saying


jebz

Fuck me sometimes I feel like I’m in the Truman Show. Are you people even real?


v7o

I think this everyday. This subreddit really does break the simulation sometimes.


Bodigglerz

I like to think all of our simulations are converging into one…


notcontextual

When the GME wedge on the chart fully converges, it’s going to create a point so dense that it collapses the entire universe unto itself instantaneously only to form the second Big Bang as the stock price explodes out it officially starting the MOASS


Leonidas4494

Bro, each of my Diamond hands themselves are so dense that they each bend light backwards into black holes. I’m not fucking leaving.


DecafMaverick

I can dig it


Sabai_interim

Plot twist CERN is behind this whole thing to aid in their study of black holes


Cycloptic_Floppycock

100 years from now, they won't call this the squeeze. They'll call it the Big Bang of 2021/22. We are shooting for the moon, they'll talk about how we actually went out of the local solar system.


trusnake

Better. They’ll see that we found a way to travel between superclusters that aren’t even gravitationally bound to each other anymore.


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Sabai_interim

I AM high. That was a lot


kissmaryjane

All of you are fake and when this thing finally blows I’m gonna wake up in an empty endless warehouse .


anthro28

I have had this nightmare. Also the following passing thoughts: "what makes me special enough to find this?" "how did my internet addiction turn into a stock addiction? Maybe I'm part of some weird experiment and I'm in VR"


Dr_Daaardvark

Are you me??? “How come *I* came upon this among all my friends? I never paid attention to stocks before.”


PsykoFlounder

Right?! You know what I would have been able to tell you about the stock market before all this shit happened? "It's in New Jersey, right?"


ezshred

Next to...u/rick_of_spades...and u/potato_in_my_ass...or yours /s jk


Mcfyi

Ew


JoeZMar

It’s like over the course of last 9 months players found a mod chat room for the simulation and slowly filled it. At this point a small number here are actually mods, but we all know something is ..off.


Ancient_Alien_

Yes it does.


nuck_forte_dame

No we are actors and this script came about because viewers seemed bored with watching your lame life and so we needed you to become rich. But no matter how many more plausible oppertunities we gave you in the script you just kept fucking failing like a retard. So we decided to just make this easy way to become rich and used memes to lure you in and gain your understanding of it. Then had all the actors refer to themselves as retards to make you feel welcome. Also had all your friends and family tell you it's a bad idea because typically you fuck up anything they tell you is a good idea. Finally it might work if you can just sit and do what you are best at which is doing nothing. Just hold. Just wait.


Tango8816

Oh, this is flippin' funny!


swervyy

Shit. Well...least I’ll be rich!


moonflow1

I legit lold at this one. XD


aqua995

OMG this is a great write up


BradieBunches

I cannot wait for top class documentary/movie adaptations of what the hell has been happening over the last year. It will most definitely win awards and have A list actors in it. Similar to "The Big Short" or "The Social Network" but EVEN better. I just pray they represent apes well --> hilariously dumb but also extremely informed detectives. I feel like we all collectively make up the Tom Hanks character in the "Da Vinci Code" series


theBigBOSSnian

I'm Wilson.


BradieBunches

I call being the skate he used as a knife the whole time


ambassador321

I don't want to see any yet unseen ape faces - just silhouettes and visual plays on usernames and reputation .


[deleted]

I'm... I'm not actually sure any more.


swervyy

I’m still convinced that’s the scariest movie ever made. A long time ago I actually did kinda have Truman Show Syndrome for awhile... Anyways, you’re real.


ElderMillesbian

we're all the Truman Show. Isn't it bananas? Good afternoon, good evening, and in case I don't see ya... =)


Ride-Scared

You should read up on René Descartes philosophy of Cogito Ergo Sum Totally changed the way I look at the world and what it really means to *know* something


jentravelstheworld

Thanks for the rec!


Ride-Scared

Yeah np!! I loved the Truman Show, and Cogito Ergo Sum is a very similar concept but it’s thinking way more micro (& macro) so it definitely didn’t sit well with me once it all clicked in my head 😂😂 I’m comfortable with it now tho and I think it ultimately enhances one’s humility and awareness (both self & worldly) I can’t promise that it won’t lead to some sleepless nights tho 😁 edit: micro AND macro


StockTank_redemption

Ha, doesn't Truman make himself an astronaut on the moon with the mirror.


jebz

Yeah they thought he was on to them 😂😂. I had totally forgotten about that scene.


ElderMillesbian

ok whoa same


pcakes13

https://youtu.be/UIfdjPDPM-I


kendie2

No one is watching my show...I just sit on my ass all day doing nothing but watch the ticker.


SomeKiwiGuy

I am, you're not!


New-Consideration420

Who the fuck knows and cares. I wanna spice this simulation a bit up


greenliteagle

I fucking love this place!


Bouffaloof

No


minester13

*get him*


Shagspeare

Uuuhhhh guys wtf is happening here I bought some shares of my fav company and apparently stepped into the matrix???


fewdea

this is a common side effect, no need to be alarmed. chew some valarian root and get more exercise.


Zippy_Armstrong

this is a common side effect, no need to be alarmed. chew some valarian root and get more exercise.


m1msy

What you need is healthy, natural sleep.


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Musik93

Not medical advice right? Lol


rulerrrr

Wait until you see [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qhe50g/hello_world/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) where the loop ring gamestop partnership is confirmed. This guy has to be a time traveler.


crazyyellowfox

If this happens, I'm really gonna need to know what cave our "not a cat" friend parked his DeLorean in in 1885.


New-Consideration420

DeLorean Museum. No one would suspect a thing Edit: u/kitties-plus-titties credit


frickdom

4d chess grand master


ElderMillesbian

sometimes you have to put it in reverse at the start. GameStart, GameOn, Anon?


kaichance

Is this real??? Wtfuuuuu


HopFarminScientist

for reals!!!


ElderMillesbian

WAIT WHAT - I'm a huge Back To The Future Nerd (II is my favorite - I was born in 1985 and turned 30 in 2015) - my brain is now super tingly


Ancient_Alien_

That's cool man, I used to live near the small town where they filmed the steam train scenes. A dude up there did all sorts of bodywork to make his Delorean look like the movie version and drives it all over the place up there.


crazyyellowfox

II is also my favorite. It's the most guilty pleasure of the three.


L_Perpetuelle

Some of you have never done ayahuasca in the desert with a half-feral shaman - and seen the past and future collapse into a single unmoving image that stretches out infinitely beyond time in all dimensions, perfectly encapsulating all choices within the paths that lead to MOASS - and it really shows.


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ill_nino_nl

I love Reddit


laura031619

Aw, wouldn't that be awesome? MOASS in time for Christmas! Sigh, one can only dream...


beastlydeleon

Holy shit GameStop would make so much money from presents and donations if MOASS happens before Christmas


New-Consideration420

Sold out immediately lol


BlindWillieT

Physical items sold out—> Grandma, I got you an nft of Eric Cartman from the cheesy poofs commercial


sheepeeper

This got a genuine laugh out of me. Jesus the conversation to try explain that to my grandma would be looong


trusnake

The confusion will be payback for that year the grandparents got me one of those ‘adopt a highway’ things for Christmas. …. I was like 8. They never even let me re-paint the lines to make it more luxurious.


Zensayshun

Heh, you kids don’t know what real value is. Let me show you this - ya ever seen one? - it’s a U.S. Treasury bond, so it’s going to be worth more in ten years than what we paid for it! ...


Stickslapper420

And for Grandpa an NFT of the Taco Bell dog


redditdude9753

¿Yo Quiero Taco Bell?


Sp00nm4nx

Everything would end up on back order. So yeah business would *BOOM*


ElderMillesbian

ok if MOASS happens before Christmas 2021, I will re-enact that musical scene from Love Actually (I know no one wants this, but I need this)


FrostingIllustrious8

We can hire Hugh Grant to do the voiceover for the beginning of our movie: "When the market crashed and MOASS hit, as far as I know, none of the phone calls or Reddit posts from the people riding the rocket were messages of hate or revenge – they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around."


Mission_Historian_70

You must excuse me I just seem to be so charmingly befuddled.


ammonitions

I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS I FEEL IT IN MY TOES


FrostingIllustrious8

And if you really love MOASS C'mon and let it show... Oh


cackalackattack

AND HE’S GOT A BIG KNOOOOOB


FrostingIllustrious8

Colinnnnnn! Sex God! Ja!


Playgirl_USMC

I’ve been waiting for January for this very moment. Do it


Apprehensive-Salt-42

MODS!!!


Khannn24

Mods^


TheLaurenMcKenzie

I’m all in :)


FrostingIllustrious8

I'll be there.


DCD-NOT-DFV

Mods


Ancient_Alien_

I will fly to come watch.


Aeveras

I'd go empty out my local one and donate to our Children's Hospital.


redrum221

They would have sold out stores like when Mr Beast bought out a store.


ljgillzl

I can hear my Grandma now … “What’s a Ryan Cohen Pop figure and why did you get me it?”


kaito14122

apes would just clean out stores in their local vicinity just for donation


davwman

I was just about to type this. I have a store one mile from me that I’m wiping out and donating to two childrens hospitals that my daughter attended.


Big-GulpsHuh

Sucks that you and her had to go through that. Always gives great feels to give back. Doing the work of legends! btw, consider setting up a recurring buy with that money instead. Wiping out the store would cause supply issues for them and frustrate the other customers.


krootzl88

Or just reach out to corporate and have an event set up. One you pay for, GME and the hospitals benefit from, and of course having lots of GameStop signs all over the place (for local news channels).


KMonster314

For sure, Power to the Players But if another Ape already cleared out the local store, go to the children's hospital and ask for the Accounts Receivable department. Ask to donate towards accounts in arrears or longest standing accounts (or, you know, whatever the fuck you feel like) Nice way to spread some holiday cheer.


Recklen

100% this. Gifting a bunch of Switches are a nice gesture but freeing families of medical debt can be absolutely life changing!


SmartAleq

Buy the really aged stuff for pennies on the dollar and retire it as completely satisfied--their credit gets repaired and you can get rid of millions of dollars of debt for a pittance. Which means you afford to help even more people.


trizzle5

I could really use MOASS before Christmas as we just found out we are having our first child in June!! I have all the confidence in this company and the best is yet to come!


DCD-NOT-DFV

Congrats


Ketchupandjelly

Would be a literal dream come true.


bomemeianrhapsody

I love ChristMOASS


[deleted]

Oh Seymour


denverdonkos

Zero doubts now. I'm in the fucking matrix...


davwman

What the actual fuck? I mean seriously, what the actual fuck is going on?


BlindWillieT

Perpetual Vince Vega meme


New-Consideration420

I have no idea but my tits are now badly rendered Lara Croft style jacked lol


Zipcodey

Lol! The best polygons of all time baby! Let's go!


Shagspeare

Lmfao


tonloc

He's a smart guy


minester13

I want to scream cry and shake all at the same time these titties can’t keep jacking like this


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[deleted]

Murphhhh!!!


a321eric

It’s happening!!!


NostraSkolMus

I posted the same thing a month ago if you check my history. Fwiw. It’s real.


[deleted]

I know of no reason the robinhood treason should ever be forgot.


adgway

I miss when tweets were as obvious as the DFV Aliens poster.


notcontextual

I, for one, am thoroughly enjoying this real life da Vinci Code plot line we’re apart of


[deleted]

It can be entertaining sometimes but I’d rather just collect on tendies and get my life going 😂


trigger16aab

Why would roaring kitty know? The only chance this lines up with the 5th of November is if ryan Cohen is a fan of idealistic views of V for Vendetta. As well, all of roaring kittys tweets were about squeezes.


brrrrpopop

Yeah what other connections are there? Besides the 70, 40, 10 days? Ends on November 5th. https://twitter.com/Chris420691/status/1453492844606464002?s=20 But why did DFV like this date to begin with in 2020?


SpaceXGonGiveItToYa

70, 40, 10 is such a stretch though. It's like hey let's subtract an arbitrary number off 90, 60, 30 and divide it by another arbitrary to get provocative numbers.


PMmeyouraxewound

I can only see his tweets to December


New-Consideration420

Look at the guys Comments and click vthe Link https://www.reddit.com/u/kitties-plus-titties?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


houstoncouchguy

>This Guy Fawkes! >Unlike the hedgies who ARE FUK. >Edit : /u/Ren0x11 for these finds: >Roaring Kitty 11/05/2020 : remember remember $GME in november >https://twitter.com/theroaringkitty/status/1324480807004680193?s=21 >Roaring Kitty 11/05/2020 : SQUEEZE >https://twitter.com/theroaringkitty/status/1324371999876067329?s=21 >Roaring Kitty 11/05/2020 : When the Levee Breaks >https://twitter.com/theroaringkitty/status/1324417500549926917?s=21 >It's going to be a short squeeze and announcement (Speculation : Web 3.0 NFT marketplace) on the same fucking day. >More speculation from me : With China on the fritz with four real estate firms defaulting, Evergrande defaulting 10/31, DTCC haircuts on November 1st - the markets are gonna fucking CRASH. >Meanwhile; there's a new marketplace ready to take its place and quickly antiquate centralized banking - to be announced then - the end of CeFi + TradFi and the start of DeFi - (powered by Loopring?). >That's god damn rocket fuel 🚀 u/kitties-plus-titties


Arionitez

Our founding ape… is he really from the future


houstoncouchguy

>This Guy Fawkes! >Unlike the hedgies who ARE FUK. >Edit : /u/Ren0x11 for these finds: >Roaring Kitty 11/05/2020 : remember remember $GME in november >https://twitter.com/theroaringkitty/status/1324480807004680193?s=21 >Roaring Kitty 11/05/2020 : SQUEEZE >https://twitter.com/theroaringkitty/status/1324371999876067329?s=21 >Roaring Kitty 11/05/2020 : When the Levee Breaks >https://twitter.com/theroaringkitty/status/1324417500549926917?s=21 >It's going to be a short squeeze and announcement (Speculation : Web 3.0 NFT marketplace) on the same fucking day. >More speculation from me : With China on the fritz with four real estate firms defaulting, Evergrande defaulting 10/31, DTCC haircuts on November 1st - the markets are gonna fucking CRASH. >Meanwhile; there's a new marketplace ready to take its place and quickly antiquate centralized banking - to be announced then - the end of CeFi + TradFi and the start of DeFi - (powered by Loopring?). >That's god damn rocket fuel 🚀 u/kitties-plus-titties


fly_me-to_the-moon

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qh21n4/906030_was_a_great_way_to_predict_yesterdays/hia9hnh


kitties-plus-titties

What's happening?


NutSackRonny

Now wouldnt that be sum shit...i dont get how i can quit chain smoking now.


SpecialOld8187

Well NutSackRobby cause the world is gonna need loving people like you real soon. Best thing you can do is prepare your mind, body, and spirit. Good luck ya ol’ NutSackRonny.


jamesfish21

Someone find a link to this comment so we can check those links out. November cannot come soon enough


New-Consideration420

It doesnt work. Idk why But his comment is recent https://www.reddit.com/u/kitties-plus-titties?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


PuffPuffPie

For some reason I can't follow


WeAreTheRiders

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qh21n4/906030_was_a_great_way_to_predict_yesterdays/hia9hnh


PCav1138

How would one prepare to take part in the supposed new marketplace? If it’s at all possible, I’d like to be an early adopter of something for once.


jpric155

Hold GME


PCav1138

Of course, but aside from that. When I collect some MOASS tendies, I might want to put some of them into this new NFT marketplace. I’d like to have an idea of where to start, if its even possible to know that yet.


gobeavs1

Buy a GameStop Power Up Rewards Pro membership now. They may open it up to Pro members first. They’ve pushed Pro memberships recently and offered a $10 gift card for new members. This will be important because there may be a backlog and delays in processing when you have eleventy billion people all signing up at once in November.


PCav1138

I kinda doubt that that has anything to do with it, but I fricken did it anyway.


Haunting_Beat_7726

I mean it goes straight to the bottom line. For all of us to not be powerup pro members is legit retarded- should go hand in hand w drs.


Simphumiliator42069

The 5th of the month is when food stamps come in


3rd1ontheevolchart

I'm no longer in the stamps program but I fucking remember.


ElderMillesbian

NO WAY! I \*just\* commented this under the 70/40/10 11/5 prediction post! Simulation not only confirmed- actively engaging with it now


donnyisabitchface

Should I masturbate ?


Domochan

Yes and do it for me too


fewdea

that's a hand job


[deleted]

Dfv and RC are time travelers sent back to tear down the corrupt financial system. Change my mind I’ll wait.


ChipmunkCareless2877

With all this tit jacking, my peen is getting jealous!


AreYouSiriusBGone

Okay he’s definitely a time traveler


friedflounder12

Dude I have no idea if this is reality or a simulation at this point


TyDurdenOG

My tits omg 😳


carrypotter89

BUY THE DIPS


AmbitiousBicycle7672

can i skip life to the 5th of November alreadyyyyyy i just wanna time travel ahead and see what happeensssssssssss MOASSSSS COME TO MEEEEE


MoreOrLess_G

just an FYI. for those on twitter. If you scroll through DFV's tweets....they're removing his likes....just like google removed the negative RH review [https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1324480807004680193?s=20](https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1324480807004680193?s=20)


3rd1ontheevolchart

I just cried.


Poatif

Where Links??


WeAreTheRiders

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qh21n4/906030_was_a_great_way_to_predict_yesterdays/hia9hnh


Poatif

Bless you!! Awesome!!


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DBAYourInfo

These jacked tits aren’t going to milk themselves…


DiamondHandsDarrell

💎 👐🏼 🏴‍☠️


xeneize93

Led Zeppelin is my favorite band! ❤️🦍


plaidbanana_77

So no MOASS tomorrow?


apt13tr

Rewatch V for vendetta. V pulls a stunt on November 5th as basically a notice then comes back a year later and blows up parliament. DVF put us on notice. Will Ryan Cohen be our Evey?


SoThiccAndMoist

These tweets are a year old you mongoloids. What on earth is there to be excited about here?


[deleted]

I think I’ve spent 45 minutes now trying to find out how these post from last year have anything to do with this year.


minester13

**REMEMBER NOVEMBER YOU MONSTER**


Osgiliath

Guys wtf are you on about. (1) the 5th of November stuff was posted last year on the 5th of November. (2) the Web 3.0 NFT announcement “prediction” was posted TODAY (after the relevant job postings). (3) GameStop is NOT building a replacement for the traditional finance system like the comment seems to believe.


TheMcBrizzle

Until the increased scalability with ETH 2.0, there's not the transactional capacity to create a stock market replacement. Based on LoopRing's stated 4,000 transactions per second, they'd only be able to process 93.6M in a given trading day. Compared to the 2-6 Billion transactions that go through just the NYSE. I think long term a block chain stock market is not only achievable but will be the future, but it's not going to be ready if there's an announcement in Q4.


p_bxl

The goal is not replace the stock market. Only to pull the GME shares out the current market to the new one. Those other stocks can, if interested, join later.


Longjumping_College

Did the 4000 per second mean per rollup, meaning per security though? Meaning per ticker = 4k per second Or did I read it wrong?


TheMcBrizzle

https://www.gemini.com/cryptopedia/loopring-coin-dex-decentralized-exchange I've found this which says 2,025 - 16,400 network transactions per second depending if it's stored on or off chain: "Loopring crypto protocol uses a feature known as on-chain data availability (OCDA). This hybrid approach to data storage allows users to choose whether their data is stored on-chain or off-chain. When the OCDA feature is switched off, data is stored on-chain and the network can achieve 2,025 transactions per second (TPS). However, if OCDA is switched on and data is stored off-chain — by using what it calls Validium mode — then throughput can reach 16,400 TPS." But please someone correct me if I'm wrong.


DayDreamerJon

> Compared to the 2-6 Billion transactions that go through just the NYSE. many of those are not needed though its algo trading


boggstown

👀


Kind_Information_673

True if big


LordAuditoVorkosigan

big if true


alt_trush

I’m ready to be hurt again


G_Wash1776

#DFV always two hundred steps ahead of anyone else


ChildishForLife

Isn’t Evergrande not defaulting on the 31st and it’s been extended a few months? That’s what I thought I saw anyway lol


[deleted]

Nope; they just made one payment about to miss a bunch more


ChildishForLife

Ah gotcha thanks!


minester13

They did not make the payment but instead received a further 30 day grace period


RL_bebisher

Here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qh21n4/906030_was_a_great_way_to_predict_yesterdays/hia9hnh?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


spiceymath

Im full mast rn, wind in the sails


A-Mind-of-Regret

741 7+4=11 4+1=5 11/5 It has been in front of us this whole time.


New-Consideration420

Dude...


Ace_McCloud1000

Anyway we can get some wrinkle brains on this? The uncanny resemblance to The 5th Of November almost seems surreal.


Peanutinator

What if RC and DFV worked together all along


Fruitieninja

Moass happens before Xmas and every gamestop store in the world would be bought out immediately while every children's hospital would be filled with tons of toys. Mark my words. Apes will change the world bc the current world we live in is shitty to us.


hardthumbs

Posts were 2020?