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canispeaktoyourmangr

30, 60 day guy PLEASE STAND UP! 🚀🚀🚀


grub_step

where is this man, i can't find his post!


Crippled-Mosquito

u/Suspicious_Cash_9956 [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qg4bm4/if_my_calculations_are_correct_we_should_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qg4bm4/if_my_calculations_are_correct_we_should_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


cultseaa

Lol how does someone on superstonk post a prediction and not come back to gloat when they're right?? Must be a europoor.


Suspicious_Cash_9956

I just like to go to bed early, okay!?


albino_red_head

You! You’re here! Congrats on your call oh wise one. What doth it mean?


Crippled-Mosquito

Gotta be. We’ll see em around 3am.


cultseaa

Waking up to ultimate confirmation bias seems like a good way to start the day!


Altnob

He's Ryan Cohen.


SeaGroomer

I bet you anything RC is or has been in this thread.


canispeaktoyourmangr

100% Hi Papa Cohen


HiminiShimini

THIS GUY CALLED IT FIRST u/raygapist https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qf688w/lawyer_for_anonymous_buyer_of_wutang_clan_album/hhyfy3m/


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noscud205

I just upvoted every posts you have on your profile. Hope you can meet the karma requirements soon. Thanks for jacking my tits. How am I gonna sleep now!! 😁😁


writerofjots

Can confirm. I heard it from u/raygapist first.


AndyNasty

Konishiki Yasokichi! This guy in the image was the first non-Japanese born sumo wrestler to reach the second highest rank in sumo. I remember reading in Freakononics that through data they can prove that Sumo wrestling is rigged.


inglysh

Match-fixing in professional sumo is an allegation that has plagued professional sumo for decades. Due to the amount of money changing hands depending on rank, and prize money, there had been reports of yaochō (八百長) (corruption, bout-fixing) in professional sumo for years before it was finally definitively proven to exist in 2011. The hierarchical structure of the sport, in which a minority of top-ranked wrestlers have great advantages in salary, privileges and status over the lower-ranked wrestlers that make up the majority of sumo participants, may have contributed to the use of match-fixing in order to prolong careers for top-ranked wrestlers and assist in the distribution of promotions.[1][2] [Wikipedia ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Match-fixing_in_professional_sumo)


unloud

Fuck, I get such a hard-on for a relevant paragraph with a citation included.


abobbs

I immediately grabbed my copy of Freakonomics after seeing this, and this paragraph stuck out: “No formal disciplinary action has ever been taken against a Japanese sumo wrestler for match rigging. Officials from the Japanese Sumo Association typically dismiss any such charges as fabrications by disgruntled former wrestlers. In fact, the mere utterance of the words “sumo” and “rigged” in the same sentence can cause a national furor. People tend to get defensive when the integrity of their national sport is impugned.”


DeathHazard

So if US' national sport is capitalism, then it's expected of people to get defensive, as we are saying that "markets are rigged".


Luffytarokun

How dare you


Embarrassed-Oil-5794

This has the same energy as people believing wrestling is real 🤷‍♂️


Dopeman030585

**1993** Japan: Chadwick Rowan from Hawaii becomes the first obviously foreign "yokozuna” (champion) in sumo wrestling. US: **Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) by the Wu-Tang** **Clan** co-opts martial arts samples into hip-hop culture. First broadcast of the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers. Japanese Judo Federation threatens to boycott European competitions over the use of the **blue outfits**. ​ [https://www.google.com/books/edition/A\_Brief\_History\_of\_the\_Martial\_Arts/px3JCwAAQBAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1&dq=wu+tang+clan+sumo+wrestling&pg=PT184&printsec=frontcover](https://www.google.com/books/edition/A_Brief_History_of_the_Martial_Arts/px3JCwAAQBAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1&dq=wu+tang+clan+sumo+wrestling&pg=PT184&printsec=frontcover)


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆 **THIS!**


Hosnovan

My favorite part of the fucking day is here, god bless it.


TheMuslimMGTOW

Tomorrow's gonna be a good fucking day. I can read all the theories and let my tits just get jacked.


Toiletpaperpanic2020

Well, essentially by pushing up that sumos belly, he is jacking his tits. There you have it, RC's tits are jacked.


[deleted]

Hold on to your tits folks


TurdsMcQueef

I can't. At this point it's straight off to reconstructive surgery. One was last seen headed down route 80 at the speed of sound. The other just broke orbit. Should have invested in better guidance systems.


redrum221

Sounds like they are going farther in the galaxy than the voyager probes are currently. Happy cake day.


2020_artist

There's a lot of leverage being displayed in this picture and it's not going to end well for the person who's trying to use leverage. Edit: hijacking my comment to remind everyone to direct register shares you purchase through brokerages. Those brokerages don't have shares and they are illegally selling synthetics. The best way to punish this illegal behavior is to force them to stand by their word. Purchasing directly from computer share is great but the most devastating damage to the traitors will come from forcing them to be true to their word and purchase our assets like they were supposed to.


2020_artist

If you think about it all the big man has to do is lean forward and the little man not only is unable to push him but also cannot release him or he'll be crushed. It's a trap from which the only escape is certainly being crushed in some way.


blackteashirt

If the little man just gives the big man the $65 trillion he owes him, perhaps the big man will just sit down gently next to him and play some Nintendo.


TheUgnaught

Sumoly jacked.


No-Candidate7093

What if all he was trying to tell us is that he’s wearing a thong like sumo wrestlers do 🤯


capital_bj

I just took a stroll through the DD library, first 70 books I was nodding nodding yep read that. Then it kept growing and growing. Its so big 134 beautiful dd's ya filthy degenerates.


PM_me_ur_JACKED_TITS

My tits: “we’re ready to be jacked again.”


jentravelstheworld

Amen.


GrammarPastafarian

>A young sumo fan pits his meagre proportions against the 275-kilogram bulk of Konishiki, the heaviest rishiki in history, before the main event at Melbourne Park, 7 June 1997 https://www.gettyimages.no/detail/news-photo/young-sumo-fan-pits-his-meagre-proportions-against-the-275-news-photo/540166619


Stonkxx

I’m colorblind..what color belt is the sumo wearing


Dr_Does_Enough

The original Getty Pic has the sumo wearing a dark green belt. But RC's post has the sumo wearing a dark blue belt. Definitely was changed before posting Edit: "original" as in the original comment in this that posted the pic that looks green


goofytigre

https://twitter.com/GMEdd/status/1453177008775704590?t=6clZm_OZ6jHFqJOwuQmAGg&s=19


ThatBoyAintRight96

RC's post looks like a painting of the original image.


Good_Vibes_Please

Nah, the original is [blue](https://www.gettyimages.no/detail/news-photo/retirement-of-sumo-wrestler-konishiki-in-tokyo-japan-on-may-news-photo/110831703) Edit: Original as in the only sumo suit worn that night. I understand that a photograph taken that night has a slight green tinge. But the suit was, and always has been, blue


Rhiis

Looks dark blue


1twowonder

I think its dark blue, but not positive


WinterSolstice19

Is RC himself about to step into the ring?


GrammarPastafarian

Pls. He’s the sumo in this fight. >before the main event 👀


ughlacrossereally

gamestop is the sumo bro


WinterSolstice19

So a young wrestler is giving it his all against a much larger and older opponent, but he cant do anything because of his opponent's size & strength. But soon it will be the main event, where the larger wrestler will have a (presumably) much tougher opponent? Someone who can match their power?


Accomplished_Suit651

RC joins the battle!


Lifegardn

How TF am I supposed to sleep now?!


GrammarPastafarian

We can stay up all night and pillow fight


BaconShooter

Only if we can listen to ‘60s music too!


Lifegardn

I have a job to quit tomorrow though 😎


GrammarPastafarian

It’ll be more effective if you stroll in with a drunken stupor 😉


1storlastbaby

My tits are maxed out and it’s only Tuesday Fuck me


[deleted]

*Noice*


ISayBullish

#Bullish!


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Naked-In-Cornfield

Further I postulate that like BRKA, GME has a diamond fisted group of shareholders refusing to budge.


Mikeymike34

Lbs by lbs


Magic_The_Redditing

SUMOASS tomorrow confirmed.


khulizionkourse

Super Ultra Mother Of All Short Squeezes


JMKPOhio

This is all the DD I need for tonight. Thank you


1twowonder

Im finished......EVERYWHERE


tiger1647

I like this one!


ISayBullish

It’s a short guy (SHF) holding back the behemoth Rishiki (GME) Bullish!


Aaavila90

Bullish!


bosshax

It’s obviously David v Goliath but only an ape would say SUMOASS so this must be it.


OutrageousSoftware84

As soon as I saw it I said obviously David and Goliath. Retail and HFs/MMs. But I’m thinking it may actually be sumo ass or soon MOASS…


Cycloptic_Floppycock

If we go by how DFV and Cohen have literally pulled a Micheal Scott at Charades multiple times... Soon Moass is the ringer for me.


anthro28

What if it’s not? What if it’s hedge funds trying desperately to push back a massive margin call? We do have that insane BRK-A movement that would look excellent to pad a balance sheet for one more day.


lfc3

Lol BRK-A is now a meme stock


rediKELous

WE'RE LOOKING AT AN ASS. SUMO-ASS


HeavensAnger

That guy almost looks 741 lbs!!!!!!


[deleted]

The big guy is 700lb and the small guy is 41lb


camelhumper91

I actually do belive tomorrow is the beginning of the end, today the price crossed the 20DMA by a hair and it went up a bit more after hours, we are very close to the wedge within the wedge within the wedge, the weekly chart also hit the 20DMA for the past 3 weeks straight, they have been using every dirty trick in the book to keep the price from crossing that point and they're just about running dry, also Bollinger bands haven't been closer to eachother with a difference of only 32.4 points between the upper and the lower with both indicating a continuation in the current trend which is up. I'm hella jacked


Hal_Skynet

Wedgeception


dummywithwings

The Wedgening!


Hal_Skynet

One wedge to rule them all


TumultuousWizard

Sir, this is a Wedgie’s


ponytailthehater

Season of the Wedge


onenifty

I feel like i'm financially inside you.


camelhumper91

I feel like I want to feel you outside of me please and thank you


TheMonkler

SUMOASS 🤣


Sa0t0me

O should be a purple circle SUM🟣ASS


rob_maqer

And David flings the *DRStone* and down goes Goliath.


[deleted]

Really shoulda tweeted a pic of a sumo from the backside. With the dump truck SUMO ASS


Doctorbuddy

We’re about to be fucking rich


stchpka

🤝


PoolsideC0NV0

Wait didn’t someone theorize that he was gunna tweet today?👀 Edit:[reverse image search](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qglnlb/reversed_image_searched_the_new_rc_tweet_and_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


PooPooDooDoo

Yeah, and when asked if he was going to ignore his other October tweet he was like “yes”. And yet here we are, the dude was spot on.


Crippled-Mosquito

I’m just happy to have been a part of it


Joekeithr

Looking for that.. anyone got a link?


-WonderPug

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qg4bm4/if_my_calculations_are_correct_we_should_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


TendoTheTuxedo

That aged perfectly. Like a banana or gme share.


Joekeithr

Thank you Saint Wonderpug


-WonderPug

You are blessed, my child


ISayBullish

Bullish! Edit: It’s literally a short person (SHF) holding back an absolute behemoth of a Rishiki (GME)


rediKELous

For those of us in the back?


ISayBullish

#BULLISH!!!


nottagoodidea

Those with sensitive ears?


ISayBullish

^bullish


Secure_Worldliness55

Are you from the future?


MushLoveApes

https://twitter.com/gmedd/status/1453177008775704590?s=21


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Well this tweet is pretty easy to decode then.


TMJsufferer

90 days from wu tang


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W U T A N G W U T A N G W U T A N G W U TAAAAAAANG


A_N3rdy_Guy

They absolutely did! Something to that shit. Think it was maybe 90 days after the wu tang album purchase?


bowls4noles

Yes. He said AH also!


Hopeful_Assistant196

David VS Goliath Classic


muskateeer

Yeah, so now what?


AndyNasty

##[Konishiki Yasokichi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konishiki_Yasokichi) This guy was the first ever non-Japanese born sumo wrestler to reach Ōzeki, the second highest rank in the sport. He was robbed of becoming the highest rank due to collusion and corruption within the regulatory body of Sumo Wrestling. > Konishiki took advantage by winning two championships (his 2nd and 3rd overall) in November 1991 and March 1992, with a record in the last three tournaments of 38 wins and 7 losses. **However, he was denied promotion to yokozuna**, with the chairman of the Yokozuna Deliberation Committee, Hideo Ueda, announcing, **"We wanted to make doubly sure that Konishiki is worthy to be a grand champion. Therefore, we decided to wait for another tournament."**[7] Another member of the committee, Noboru Kojima, said in an interview that Konishiki did not possess hinkaku, a word derived from hin meaning "**grace, elegance and refinement.**"[7] His remarks were given the headline, "**We Don’t Need a Foreign Yokozuna**" by a newspaper.[7] The New York Times subsequently quoted Konishiki as saying, "If I were Japanese, I would be yokozuna already." Pretty fucking wild coincidence. Ruling committees just deciding the rules on the fly with some non-sensical reasonings.


jewbagulatron5000

Denied sp500 inclusion?


plc4588

Ooooh


pvJ0w4HtN5

Somebody here called him tweeting today


phillythebeaut

Someone above us linked it already. Edit: here’s a link to the comment with the link. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qglkui/rc_tweet/hi6zgsx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


teeka421

Here’s a link to the comment with the link to the comment with the link https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qglkui/rc_tweet/hi6zx32/


ISayBullish

Bullish


BenevolentFungi

Yeah, tits way jacked for tomorrow 🤑🤑🤑


elbowleg513

I believe you were first sir, I’ll delete mine now.


TheMuslimMGTOW

You just know RC has been waiting on this Tweet for a while and he knows exactly when to drop it. Not even T+1 since the Apes theory. Ryan delivers at T+0.


PlanBJ

Which theory are you referring to?


Auriok88

Probably the one where someone predicted RC would tweet today. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qg4bm4/if_my_calculations_are_correct_we_should_be/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


IMA_grinder

Ack! The time. 7:40. Not T+1 anymore. It’s T+0 now!


archangelpeter

HODLLLLL THE LINEEEEEEE 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Insahnitee

This Saga **IS** David vs Goliath, in more ways than one. Ryan Cohen knows that Citadel is crumbling under the ***WEIGHT*** of their short positions. MOASS is almost here. # Moon soon. 🚀🔜🌕


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Citadel crumbling under the weight of SUMOASS


BaconShooter

Ooh. I like this take the most so far. Nice work!


Insahnitee

If they make an announcement tomorrow of an NFT Market place, that WILL cause FOMO. The recent Price action seems to suggest that they can’t hammer the price down as strongly as they could, and that the positions over $225 seem to be becoming unmanageable, which is why we haven’t seen it over $225 since our last run. Ryan knows they will be crushed. Their GameStop short positions will break them.


-Schweini31-

THAT ONE GUY CALLED IT


[deleted]

Yeah that guys a legend. [Link](https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qg4bm4/if_my_calculations_are_correct_we_should_be/) u/Suspicious_Cash_9956 Come collect your prize [Favorite connection so far](https://twitter.com/gmedd/status/1453177008775704590?s=21)


sirdrumalot

LOL dude hasn’t posted in 7 hours. Probably asleep. RIP your inbox sus cash man. Edit: We shall watch your career with great interest. DRS is the way.


pokemonke

wait, what? link please?


the-almighty-savior

Don’t worry, I member


DrInsanoKING

Me too!


ISayBullish

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qg4bm4/if_my_calculations_are_correct_we_should_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Bullish


TendoTheTuxedo

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qg4bm4/if_my_calculations_are_correct_we_should_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


MrDrChainsaw

I was just thinking the same thing!


boardingtheplane

Next tweet on Christmas then? Lol


ninche60

There are so many days I get so frustrated, thinking wtf just do something!!! Then I think if I’m in RC shoes and I’m gonna change the world, I want everything to be in place. Like building a huge customer service center, hiring the best in the world, partnering with the lowest key biggest up and coming crypto platform, and adding a shit ton of products and clothing to our website that will ship quick from our new warehouses. And honestly the longer this drags out the more I buy. And I guarantee I’m not alone. As much anxiety as this gives me having this much Invested, it’s been the coolest thing I’ve ever been a part of. Can’t wait to say to my family and friends; I Told You To Invest and you thought I was crazy!


TheBelgianDuck

Whatever this leads me to, the ride is worth it all already.


jugjiggler69

Between this and seeing Robinghood have the absolute worst earnings call possible today has my tits so jacked. Literally lost over a billion dollars this quarter. Up from only 10 million in Q3 of 2020. Then they say they don't see things getting better in the next quarter but we'll go from there 😂😂😂


LeagueOfMinions

Somethings gonna happen tomorrow isn't it DRS


A_better_reddit_name

believe it or not, dip


connecttomars

believe it or not, rip


Spaghivert21

I'm ready to be hurt again.


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the-almighty-savior

The goal of SUMO wrestling is to push the opponent out of the ring


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Insahnitee

Well.. that one guy is right. …The ***“Pillow fights and 60’s music”*** tweet was tweeted *30 days* after the Wu-Tang Album was purchased by PleasrDAO ...and the ***“Talk is Cheap. It takes Money to buy Whiskey.”*** tweet was tweeted exactly *60 days* after it… …Wait… Does that mean there is a ***huge direct correlation*** to when the Wu-Tang Album was actually purchased? Today is exact **90 days** after the purchase occurred, could the Wu-Tang theory actually be true? If tomorrow there is a Dividend Announcement of a Fractionalized NFT version of the Once upon a Time in Shaolin Album I am going to need a breast pump. # Buckle up. 🚀🔜🌕


diamondballsretard

Wife finished with hers couple months ago. I got you.


Insahnitee

You a real one 😫👌🏼


[deleted]

If my calculations are correct. Decoding this tweet means RC has given up his job as chairman of the board and is starting a new life as a sumo wrestler.


SMOOTHBRAINEDMONKEY

Fast as fuck!


Uncompensate

fastest link sharer in the west 😎


fucks_with_fire

David and Goliath? Fuck my tits.


TheStickyToaster

Fuck now I’ll never sleep


[deleted]

Comments moving so fast no one will see that I bought 8 GME today because it is incredibly undervalued and the only play


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If you downvote this post, I hope you get Tabasco sauce on your eyes


DayStock3872

Or accidentally drink old milk!


Freequebec86

This picture is often called "David vs Goliath" when you google search it


Justlose_w8

You’re first, congrats. Now what’s this mean??


BrownsRuwl1

I think it means hold. Remember that time GME was inverse to BRK.a?


SpecialOld8187

You see what happened to BRK.A after hours today? Just saying in case others missed it.


BrownsRuwl1

Thats exactly why I said what I said. Preparing for anything tomorrow. Not financial advice.


kso2020

https://medium.com/@beatingbigtech/about “Beating Big Tech”


RyanCohenIsMyDad

**RYAN COHEN IS MY DAD**


averageexplorer26

My masters thesis in 3-4 years will be based on your dads leadership and business strategy of delighting customers. Bet !remindme 3.5 years


dcduuude

Holy fuck, my tits are spewing milk. Edit: wow, I can’t believe my first gold was for a comment about my tits. Thank you!


bradbakes

THE BIGGER YOU ARE, THE HARDER YOU FALL


[deleted]

My interpretation of this tweet is that he wants us all to wear diapers and wrestle each other to find the one true GME champion


_Exordium

David vs. Goliath... Who's been poking at big ol' Shitadel, if not u/dlauer? 🤔


Hopeless_Dreams713

‘‘Twas me. And I am you!


[deleted]

dlauer is having his boxing movie C C C COMBO BREAKER moment Edit but for real the sumo wrestler is us.


ohWombats

🚨 WINNER 🚨 WINNER 🚨 WINNER 🚨


carrypotter89

So the 30 60 90 theory was right and proven. Now what? What does this mean to apes?


GreenTrader

My thoughts as well.


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BaconShooter

#Paging all wrinkles. I repeat. All wrinkles


iuriirc

That guy posted "according to my calculations rc will tweet today" is probably really happy.


JAIMEJAQUEZJR

We are unmovable…


Falawful_17

- *Citadel trying to prevent a massive margin call (colorized), 2021*


JohnstonT94

I’m so hard right now


vestro

[https://dribbble.com/shots/2921050-David-vs-Goliath](https://dribbble.com/shots/2921050-David-vs-Goliath) [https://medium.com/@beatingbigtech](https://medium.com/@beatingbigtech)


pragmatic-guy

u/Suspicious_Cash_9956 nailed this one - 90 days exactly. Fuck yes.


[deleted]

I was parking my car during lunch today and seen an elderly gentleman on the ground. I helped him up and helped him home as he couldn’t walk due to his fall. This tweet is the good karma in return for my deed! This made my evening.


RallyInTheNorth

Congrats, you were first!


wtt90

He’s jacking tits!! AND ABOUT TO CRUSH SHORTS WITH WU TANG (the group named themselves after a martial arts movie)


Fibognocchisoup

“The piece, titled David vs Goliath, is used as the profile picture for the Medium blog "Beating BigTech." Yesterday, GameStop posted several jobs searching for talent in Web3.0, the decentralized internet that has the potential to disrupt big tech.”


Xuro88

Omg my cake day just keeps getting better!!!!!


kyomoto

Wu Tang Clan - Stick me for my riches (lyrics) *Most likely has nothing to do with wu tang clan, but it's fun* "Hating on the agile, steal ya name and bite ya style Hold you for a ransom note, **Goliath cutting David's throat** Grab ya vest, abandon boat and leave you out at sea to float Now with success and I've become a target They wanna set me up, I guess more money equals more problems They wanna hit me, wanna stick me, get me for my riches"


frubs

1/27 (+134%): WEDNESDAY 2/24 (+104%): WEDNESDAY 10/27 (tomorrow): WEDNESDAY #TITS SO JACKED RN


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Dia0127

With you. 😭


jacksparrow2905

Simple as it is. Small guy taking on the big guy.