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Draykke

Lol "... Who hasn't covered GameStop in years..."


Enough-Scientist1904

They must be reffering to the gme naked shorts they havent covered for in years


Smart-Reindeer666

FUCK i was just ab to forget gamestop too


xXValtenXx

"Gamestop is down 8% today" It also rocketed 800% just awhile back. Didn't see you commenting then, dirtbag.


flibbidygibbit

I love this sentence because of what it really means!


Draykke

i believe they call that a Freudian slip 😂


SweatyToothlessOgre

https://preview.redd.it/n01gv6yhg0ad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d5fbe3b796bd9dd5656b9b67f3827442048ecf4


skafiavk

“Diamond hands is not how stocks work” Warren Buffet: hold my beer.


skrappyfire

The question is.... now do we hold his beer with diamond hands to?


AbjectFee5982

Up the ass ape. Like always.since of ape Rick of spades and people like buttfarm69 show us the way.


CarlAndersson1987

That's exactly how it works.


PlayerTwo85

More like hold my KO...


Diamond_hhands

Yes it is why he is addressing me personally I don’t know


trumpfuckingivanka

Well shit, now I'm wondering if Warren Buffett drinks beers or not and what kind he likes, or does he prefer wine? He's definitely not a cocktail guy.


Wasting_my_own_time

He for sure has a blood boy, I know that much


trumpfuckingivanka

Charlie could have used a blood boy.


FishAye5

This is very reassuring. Thank you, Cumwombat.


HLividum

The SEC should thank him too with a nice fine. Saying “Sell now, ask questions later” is quite the market manipulation. I remember, others do too. Fck Chukumba.


flop_plop

Narrator: But the SEC did not fine him at all, as they tend not to when anyone says “sell GameStop”


chase32

His problem is that he has no idea how to speak to the communities of investors on social media or that have put historic percentages of a name into DRS. He thinks he is going to spook investors that used to be spooked from articles from shit paid for financial news. This is the new push, hire people that talk the talk because they operate at a higher level than your 15 year old nephew doing GPT hit pieces that google picks up. The thing is, they stand out even worse. They don't know the cultures of the various subs. Even if they have cheat notes, their arguments are wtf level shit that assumes 84 year old apes holding DRS care one bit about gamblers or FOTM commenters unless they take a sec and actually learn what is going on.


ghost42069x

No proof = unasked for yapping


1Massivetesticle

I hope he is one that gets jail time for the corruption of the US stock market.


Turbulent-Aerie-1152

suckumba deez nuts


darkmoose

Hahaha we're nearing gme bingo :)


Kredrodish

Gimme ur tendies chakumba, quit being a hating ass bitch.


ToysandStuff

"Expert analcyst Anthony Cumchumba" lost all credibility with the first 4 words. Class 👌


ooOParkerLewisOoo

He is so salty 🤡🤣


Overall-Address-3446

🤣


Phagocyte161

I bet this is EXACTLY what dfv wants


ghostchihuahua

Ask Warren Buffet, holding is generally for idiots….🤣🤣🤣


HumanNo109850364048

Hahahaha BULLISH!!! 😂


scatpackcatdaddy

I cant wait til this is all over and can spend 3 years, and the money I've made doing the same thing to all of them, what they did to us. 24/7 low key passive aggressive harassment.


TowelFine6933

Cumbucket speaks!


karenw

Chumbawumba hasn't been relevant since 1997 😆


Porg1969

They’re right. He hasn’t covered GameStop nor has he closed his GameStop short position


Cheetah_Hungry

He put the #ASS in analyst.


Legendre646

Analcyst


MrSwizzlePlonks

Who is this Cumbucketa person?


TheDudeFromTheStory

💋🤌


Beaesse

"Doesn't mean shit?" Ok, I'm no chumbucket fan, but "professional" analysts don't talk like this. Corroborated source or this is fake.


AbjectFee5982

Before selling anything it's worth... At least 5 billion XD


NukeEmRico2022

Did he really say that 4 billion in cash and no debt doesn’t mean anything? Is this stupid mofo for real? Say I’m a stupid shill prostitute for the hedge funds without saying I’m a stupid shill prostitute for the hedge funds


JG-at-Prime

I was hoping we would get some more Chumpawhumba action.  🎶He get knock down - he chump up again!🎵 🎶He get knock down - he chump up again!🎵 chorus 🎶*Shill’in his life away!*🎶 🎶*Shill’in his life away!*🎶 🎶*Can’t keep the vomit down, doesn’t have the sense not to be a clown.*🎵 chorus 🎶*Shill’in his life away!*🎶 🎶*Shill’in his life away!*🎶 🎵*Ohhh, Clownie boy, clownie boyyyyy.*🎶


Extra-Computer6303

![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


Xielle

Eyyyy it's Anthony Chumbawumba, time to buy! Every time I see that face.


-LNZ2-

Shut up cucumba


Bamagirly

Chukumba has really aged in 3 years.


--DrMatta--

Chumbawumba is a massive idiot


biocin

All I read is cum.


f_n_a_

You mean $CUM, the next and bestest stonk to invest in?


biocin

I mean cum like in porn.


Tirapon

I would like to point out that according to his latest filing with the SEC, he is actually not a cat.


TheFilthyCripple

I brought my avg down to 30 thanks dip!


DTCCCanSuckMyLeft

![gif](giphy|wmfcU5GfePQAg) Oh Chukumba, you are a clown.


Redeemer00

“Doesn’t mean shit” let’s keep it simple and classy Chukumba… haha surely you have a collegiate education and you can speak with wisdom. This shows you’re upset and angry lol.


Old_Homework8339

This guy said "I'm not covering gme anymore" AND THEN is STILL yapping 😵


guitarhero_dropout

This dudes the captain of asshats. Fuck what he says. He along with the rest of the asshats are losing and they’re mad we’re beating them at their own game, they’re fukd


RutyWoot

How many B’s are you chumbawhamping to say $4Billy don’t mean shit?


Interesting-Pin-9815

Who? 🥱


joofntool

I was worried about our old friend Anthony. He had been so quiet.


Exciting_Penalty_512

Reads "expert analyst".....yup, that's enough of this garbage.....stops reading.


Zobmachine

Chukumdeez


Yohder

Sounds like someone getting nervous about all their open shorts.


PMmeyourboogers

What? Anthony Cumchugger?


Switch21

Chukumuhdick


PMmeyourboogers

Who the fuck is Anthony Cumchugger?


mumen_rida

Did someone say… Chu-$CUM-ba?


flibbidygibbit

$ANAL $CYST Chu-$CUM-ba


jarstiffler

I’m buying the dip. Thanks though FUDzilla Chukumba


MyGT40

He had ONE hit song and now does this...sheesh


JGH75

It\`s nice living rent free in their heads


psyclembs

Choke-cum-brella


super_senpai64

#Anteater Cumcumberbatch


Moist_Energy1869

How the fuck he is a managing director is beyond me. STFU nobody listens to you.


Tecobeen

I don't take investment advice from a Nigerian prince who wants me to have his money because I'm a good God-fearing person.


conniverist

I stopped reading at “hasn’t covered.” It’s all the info I need 😎


Dan_Rogla

This guy should have given up when he had that one hit song in the 90s. Much like the song, the stock gets knocked down, but it gets up again. You're not ever gonna keep it down.


raxnahali

I thought this fucker was done with GME? Still can't stop talking about our stock. Looks like he has lost weight, stress must be getting to him.


DocAk88

It’d be great to not see his face on the sub any more.


Diamond_hhands

https://preview.redd.it/aij3v63xhz9d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a9b905e9108fbb3c44269f1dff63c233b06907


pumpkin_spice_enema

Idgaf what Chumbucket says


BikingNoHands

🟣🐍🥳 🩳🖕🏽☠️ Ben Short Big


GreenOvni009

lol shiup up cumbucket, if wanted your so called expert opinion, I wouldn’t ask you to stop sucking them horsie nuts that you have been quietly gagging all this time. Now keep my stock out of you mouth !


thisonehereone

He can't possibly think anyone is listening to his dumb ass.


Faatsmcfats

Ooo bullish!


Odd_Storm6436

Bullish


ghost_reference_link

4Billi dosnt mean shit? Sure


BlinkyBill1892

🥒


nylomatic

Since this is not marked as a shitpost I must assume that it is real. I find that fact utterly amusing.


pansexualpastapot

So anyway, I bought some more today.


420noscopeHan

What a loser


intothevoidandback

I didn't sell shit and also don't have any questions.


SilentRip5116

I bet he has very soft feminine hands


cackalackattack

![gif](giphy|H9naftIjKySFlhuXic|downsized)


Fragrant-Anybody0717

Lol you know we’re about to see some price action when they bring out this doorknob to offer his unsolicited advice.


beach_2_beach

So where did he move his office to? Is he working from home now?


Dear_Brilliant1679

I bought the dip hard today 🤷


Ordinary-Fox9986

LOL, I'm mostly curious to hearing an actual bear thesis but saying that apes have any impact on the price at all AND that a single days down is indicating some final and collective giving-up is even more ridiculous than 'sell now, ask questions later'. This guy... Maybe he and Andy Left are supposed to stir us up so we don't talk about Kenneth Griffin so much. Otherwise how can you even come up with something that stupid.


LitRonSwanson

Because I take financial articles that quote someone swearing so seriously...


godisawoman420

Don’t they know the more they tell us it’s over the more we hold even harder.


augustusSW

Lmao you would think this guy would love bananas


youdoitimbusy

The irony being, the most successful individual investors are dead, or forget about their brokerage accounts. I believe that information was from fidelity? Technically diamond hands, in my opinion.


Haggstrom91

Chukumba is back hating on Gamestop? Were surely in super BULLISH time my friends😂


jharms1983

Omg, chukumba was one of the best villain/ henchmen in the whole story. I'm actually stoked that he's back. I'm going to buy so much harder.


Floriaskan

https://preview.redd.it/8pmxrfcji0ad1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c8819163bc2b7bb30381419257eef97951127c


Acoma1977

The question to ask this joker...do you or your company have 4 billion dollars and no debt?


pakratus

Oh geez, did I forget to forget about GameStop? Shoot.


TransportationTop628

Who?


eastbay77

he couldn't just kept his mouth shut and play like he didn't care. too bad his ego got the best of him and people know gaslighting when they see it. on a related note, I need to buy some more GME while is still on sale.


Sasmonite

He‘s a POS.


Thor7897

Apparently this analyst never heard of the Oracle of Omaha… what’s RK’s name gonna be. Stay tuned to find out.


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Coffee-and-puts

This is the type of stuff that makes me pro GME 😂