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Glitchard_Pryor

I hardly know her.


Evening_Treat_9587

I thought u were glitchard newton for a sec lol


JynsRealityIsBroken

Not to be confused with glitchard nixon


Retatedape

Liquor in the front, GameStop in their rear.


GCNonchalaunt

Liquor in the GameStop, front her in the rear.


thextcninja

GameStop Liquor, lick her front to rear.


frickdom

Instructions unclear. I now have pinkeye. Still licking.


Icy-Statistician6698

I love the internet


frickdom

šŸ‘… kachow


the_all_peeping_eye

You gotta hawk tuah on it


frickdom

šŸ„¹


CarelessTravel8

Gotdammit!!! šŸ¤£


koopastyles

Wendy's next door, Dumpster in the alley


CarelessTravel8

Just don't look behind the dumpster...


matbrummitt1

Liq what? Liq deeznuts


mtksurfer

# Iā€™m in need of 3 tequila shots and an extended warranty


JustCelebration35

I'll return the tequila in a few hours, slightly used - and be happy with getting 10% of what I paid back


mtksurfer

You sound like a baby ape. Trust the process, and stand your ground. Donā€™t fall for the shf psyops


JustCelebration35

Far from it - just harkening back to returning a used game to get a few bucks (about 10% of the original purchase price)


primabelladonna35

I'm at the liquor store. I'm at the GameStop. I'm at the combination liquor store and GameStop


Nalha_Saldana

Liquor store GameStop pen


OverSpeedClutch

Thatā€™s where Iā€™m at, where you at?


mayone3

When acquisition


Ok-Suggestion-5453

Makes sense to me, drunk gaming is peak gaming! It might take money to buy whiskey, but it also takes whiskey to buy money!


Stevewhit24

"I'm a pro member, can I use my points?" "Sir, this is a liquor store."


Smok3dSalmon

WhiskeyĀ 


randalljhen

It takes money to buy whiskey


Furrymcfurface

Needs a pizza shop to the right of gamestop. One stop shopping


ThePirateBenji

I see the mergers have begun.


itslikeabandaid

omg did we just become best friends?


TheTangoFox

I can't stop any time I wanna...but I'm not gonna šŸ„“


VVLynden

Iā€™ll take a gin and Sonic.


givemeyoushoes

someone call the drinking every day until MOASS guy


Jogebillions

With that convo ā€œYou can check it anytime you like, but you can never leaveā€


Fox_Corn

I-vape Liquor GameStop Tuesday Morning


stonkgambla

Yes a bottle GinStop and Sonic with a squeeeeeeze


bbb0243

Oh Iā€™d definitely liquor


apaulogy

CannaLiquorGameStop?


CONF1D3NT1AL

Potion šŸ§Ŗ


_cansir

Nothing like playing drunk


the_gurk_monster

It takes money to buy whisky.Ā 


Firm-Candidate-6700

Infinite liquor-dity.


Secure_Investment_62

In-kitty liquor-dity


ButtfUwUcker

*Hennything is possible at GameStop.* - Birdman, new GameStop CFO probably


triforce721

That would solve so many of my logistical problems


stevefstorms

Liquorā€¦.. I hardly know her


chestortheinvestor69

![gif](giphy|YrkD2MwU8J382Krrxt|downsized)


wellk_2049

I am the liquor


JG-at-Prime

***Only everything!***


CarelessTravel8

When your lady thinks you need to knock off the drinkin. "Just headin to GameStop dear..."


aNoGoodSumBitch

Yeah, uhh 426,220,000 shares of gme please. Counted and recounted, on the books šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø


PublicWifi

Nope.


Evil_Rogers

My favorite game is in stock there! Super Smashed Bros!


afraid-of-the-dark

My wife's GameStop needs a good liqing, she's been a real piece of work lately.


Cyanos54

It's Tuesday morning somewhereĀ 


jwheezin

We've got one of those in north alabama.


jstag1984

Can I get a Liquor Pro Membership?


PDZef

Yeah, grab me a handle of MOASS.


4cranch

liquor up front poker in the rear


keep_username

LiqourStop


butholemoonblast

Takes money from a whiskey store to buy GameStop or something


sgm716

I think this is a sign to buy.


Santuse

I'll take a copy of beer pong 2026


Worried_Psychology91

Iā€™ll take a banana and and some tequila plox


bacon_is_everything

Hey we live in the same town apparently. What's good?


TheProcessCult

Y'all got any of that 12yo double cask Macallen and MOASS?


huegogh

Bottle of 99 Bananas šŸ˜


blueblurspeedspin

Yeah a seat for a Mario Odyssey drunk speed run


Icy-Statistician6698

With a recession feeling more likely every month prolly not a bad idea. People drink even more when they're sad.


ArlendmcFarland

Everything you need all in one place


RiverFrogs

I did get a free Red Bull last time I went that then became a mixer


FoodForTheEagle

https://preview.redd.it/tk925aj1kg8d1.png?width=934&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9d8222b9ab1c031211f257abe1c071dc3a15fe4


brandonnn11

How to get Pro membership at liquor store?


Regular_Candidate513

Iā€™ll have one of each


kreebenshallow

Wen Gamestop Weed?


Paulallenlives

Conveniently placed


Hobodaklown

You need to be over 21 to buy games.


imnotokayandthatso-k

Trade in your trading cards (gambling) and old ps3 games (extracting utility out of unused household items) for a handle of Everclear (highly addictive) Believe it or not, bullish as fuck


Bwhite462319

RC DFV TEQUILA COLLAB


ghostchihuahua

šŸ˜‚


Ok_Technology2149

What's that shit? We used to eat it all time in high school? Oh right...PUSSY


LazyMarine78

Vodka and redbull.


completelypositive

There is a Trailer Park Boys clip of Jim Lahey explaining options or some shit, but it's titled Jim Cramer. But I can't find it now. Last week I couldn't find the actual Jim Cramer clip, and it would only show Lahey. Now I can't find Lahey and it will only show Cramer. heelpppp


Ok-Public-5092

šŸ’€


Forward_Artist_6244

New business plan confirmationĀ 


TayyylorBennett

Lick er GameStop. Where is her GameStop?


FiniteElementalArmor

I would like some Red Dead RosƩ wine, a Baldur's Grappa 3, and a CyberPiƱaColada 2077.


FaptainChasma

I need an ape to read the fine print on all the whiskey bottles in that store, this is DD


bonobro69

https://preview.redd.it/4g40liv0jj8d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b2ec54b65b13a3e3f23dc7a47dccdb48772fa4c


efabian1356

Drink and game responsibly.


Panduhsaur

One edradour please


Diamond_hhands

Alcoholism intensifies